♪ (unsettling music) ♪

Ooh, coffee!

Coffee, huh?

Would be a shame if something

were to slip a little something 
in his coffee, wouldn't it?

(evil chuckle)

(evil chuckle)

NO! NO! NO!

No, no, no.

Drink the coffee.
You wanna drink the--

YES! Ahhahahaha!

(mischievous giggle)

All right, I did not only kill him,

but I stole his sandwich.

(evil chuckle)

And molested his corpse.

Oh my god, you really wanted

that sandwich, didn't you?

Sorry, bro, you can't have it.

You're fucking dead.

Oh my god!

How is he not dead?

How are you not dead, bitch?!

(flames whoosh)

OH GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?!

What the fuck just happened?!

Everything just exploded!

Oh my god, that's awesome.

That's amazing.

So weird, but--

I mean, that was weird, right?

Your friend died.

But about about a doughnut?

You love doughnuts, right?

Eat the doughnut.

(chuckles)

(evil chuckle)

AH HA HA! Heh heh heh.

(laughs)

What is with your voice?!

(drowned out) We're leaving this place now.

You can't tell me what to do, Job.

Have some fertilizer, Job. Huh?

Would you like some fertilizer in YO FACE?!

Boom!

Whoo! Pimp it out.

Pimp it out, pimp it out, girl.

A farm.

Yes, the farm.

Perfect, perfect.

What do we got?

You tried to put the fire out, huh?

Some weed, huh?

Research, huh?

Grab that doughnut!

That's right, grab the doughnut and just eat it.

(evil chuckle)

AAAH! Heh heh heh heh heh.

Ahh, yeah, baby girl.

I will rock your world, baby girl.

It's not a baby girl.

It's an old, disgusting man.

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