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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.43,0:00:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (unsettling music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.61,0:00:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, coffee!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.87,0:00:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coffee, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.83,0:00:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would be a shame if something
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.02,0:00:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were to slip a little something \Nin his coffee, wouldn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.63,0:00:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(evil chuckle)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.73,0:00:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(evil chuckle)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.51,0:00:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO! NO! NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.04,0:00:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.52,0:00:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drink the coffee.\NYou wanna drink the--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.96,0:00:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YES! Ahhahahaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.08,0:00:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(mischievous giggle)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.92,0:00:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I did not only kill him,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.44,0:00:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I stole his sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.28,0:00:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(evil chuckle)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.92,0:00:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And molested his corpse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.22,0:00:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, you really wanted
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.32,0:00:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that sandwich, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.65,0:00:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, bro, you can't have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.03,0:00:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're fucking dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.60,0:00:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.64,0:00:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is he not dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.68,0:00:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you not dead, bitch?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.43,0:00:48.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(flames whoosh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.21,0:00:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.12,0:00:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck just happened?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.98,0:00:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything just exploded!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.11,0:00:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, that's awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.13,0:01:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.95,0:01:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So weird, but--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.19,0:01:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, that was weird, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.37,0:01:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your friend died.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.29,0:01:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But about about a doughnut?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.50,0:01:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You love doughnuts, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.66,0:01:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat the doughnut.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.81,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.61,0:01:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(evil chuckle)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.14,0:01:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AH HA HA! Heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.51,0:01:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.73,0:01:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is with your voice?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.33,0:01:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(drowned out) We're leaving this place now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.79,0:01:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't tell me what to do, Job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.76,0:01:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have some fertilizer, Job. Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.24,0:01:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like some fertilizer in YO FACE?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.87,0:01:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.82,0:01:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo! Pimp it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.54,0:01:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pimp it out, pimp it out, girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.95,0:01:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A farm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.34,0:01:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, the farm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.24,0:01:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect, perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.03,0:01:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do we got?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.65,0:01:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tried to put the fire out, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.93,0:01:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some weed, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.38,0:01:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Research, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.12,0:02:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grab that doughnut!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.91,0:02:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, grab the doughnut and just eat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.68,0:02:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(evil chuckle)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.84,0:02:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAAH! Heh heh heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.76,0:02:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh, yeah, baby girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.27,0:02:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will rock your world, baby girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.64,0:02:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a baby girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.48,0:02:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an old, disgusting man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.74,0:02:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[captioned by www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube]