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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.79,0:00:03.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.57,0:00:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that anyone can talk\Nabout right now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.70,0:00:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is journalist\NMichael Wolff's new book,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.87,0:00:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which claims to expose the true\Nnature of Trump's White House.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.88,0:00:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it sounds like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.31,0:00:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Real Housewives\Nof Pennsylvania Avenue.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.52,0:00:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAN:\NNews stories about chaos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the first year\Nof the Trump presidency.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOMAN: Trump's staffers,\Nallies and family
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.36,0:00:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"came to believe\Nhe was incapable of functioning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.29,0:00:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in his job."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.39,0:00:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAN:\NWolff writes that aides said
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.93,0:00:32.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Mr. Trump didn't read,\Nwas no more semiliterate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.86,0:00:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rupert Murdoch is, uh, is quoted\Ncalling him an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.70,0:00:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOMAN: Treasury Secretary\NSteve Mnuchin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.24,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and former chief of staff\NReince Priebus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.87,0:00:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,believe Trump to be an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.54,0:00:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gary Cohn regards Trump\Nas dumb as, curse word.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.68,0:00:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the president's top\Nnational security advisor,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.38,0:00:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H.R. McMaster considers him\Na dope.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.32,0:00:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Trump's own people think\Nthat he's dumb as a watermelon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.46,0:00:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess the country isn't\Nas divided as it seems.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.12,0:01:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.93,0:01:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look, if we're being honest,\Nthis isn't news.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.23,0:01:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone already knew
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.63,0:01:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Trump isn't the fattest\Nfidget spinner out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.100,0:01:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right? What has been fun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.87,0:01:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is discovering little details\Nthat help us understand
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.80,0:01:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,President Trump\Na little bit more.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.51,0:01:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For instance,\Nwhy he eats so much McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.88,0:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOMAN: Trump had a longtime fear\Nof being poisoned.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.61,0:01:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's one reason\Nhe ate so much McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.62,0:01:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The food was pre-made, and no\None knew he was coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.95,0:01:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.25,0:01:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let me get... Wait.\NLet me get this straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.76,0:01:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get this straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.19,0:01:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump only trusts food\Nif the people who made it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.69,0:01:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-had no idea it was for him?\N-(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.76,0:01:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why he goes\Nto McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.36,0:01:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I can't help but picturing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some random person\Nat McDonald's,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.57,0:01:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just before\Nthey bite their burger,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.07,0:01:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the president bursts out of the\Nball pit and grabs their food.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.17,0:01:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like, "Surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.67,0:01:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!\NYum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.84,0:01:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, somebody-- not me--\Nwent potty in the ball pit."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.48,0:01:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.81,0:01:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously,\Nhalf this book seems to be
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.68,0:01:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about Trump\Nand his love of fast food.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.22,0:02:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wolff writes when "he was not\Nhaving his 6:30 dinner
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.02,0:02:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"with Steve Bannon, then,\Nmore to his liking,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.56,0:02:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"he was in bed by that time\Nwith a cheeseburger,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.62,0:02:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching his three screens\Nand making phone calls."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.86,0:02:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-At 6:30?!\N-(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.43,0:02:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, you almost skip over it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because of the cheeseburger\Nand the three screens.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.30,0:02:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he's in bed by 6:30?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.27,0:02:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it makes sense in a way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.27,0:02:22.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to get your 11 hours in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.14,0:02:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before your 5:00 a.m.\Nrage tweets, but still.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.51,0:02:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I wonder if sometimes\NTrump falls asleep
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.51,0:02:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before he eats the cheeseburger,\Nand then he gets
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.22,0:02:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to wake up in the morning\Nwith it on his chest,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.82,0:02:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's just like,\N"Oh, boy! You waited for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.45,0:02:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!\NYum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.89,0:02:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this book has tons\Nof stories,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.09,0:02:44.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ranging from mildly amusing\Nto salacious,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.03,0:02:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the most tragic story\Nhas to be this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.73,0:02:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOMAN: Almost everyone\Non the Trump campaign thought
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.20,0:02:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Trump would not only\Nnot be president.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.87,0:02:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They thought\Nhe should not be president.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.48,0:02:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even the president himself,\NWolff says,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.94,0:03:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't think he would win.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.55,0:03:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEWSMAN: On election night,\NWolff quotes Donald Trump Jr.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.65,0:03:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as telling a friend\Nthat his father...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.46,0:03:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(laughter)\N-Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.76,0:03:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so crazy to think\Nthat both campaigns
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.83,0:03:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-were crying on election night.\N-(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.96,0:03:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, Trump not actually wanting\Nto win the election
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.73,0:03:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would explain so much about the\Nkind of president that he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.64,0:03:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I will say this,\NI will say this,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.84,0:03:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you believe\Nthat he didn't want to win,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.91,0:03:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then it's hard to believe that\Nhe colluded with the Russians.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.78,0:03:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? If anything, instead of\Ntrying to shut this book down,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.88,0:03:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump should be sending a copy\Nto Robert Mueller,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.45,0:03:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be like, "You see?\NIt exonerates me."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.92,0:03:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, the part where it says\Nyou're an idiot?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.05,0:03:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, no. Go on further.\NCome on. Further."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.49,0:03:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, obviously, obviously,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.79,0:03:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the White House is not pleased\Nabout this book.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.69,0:03:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, they aren't pleased\Nwith books in general,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.76,0:03:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this one...\Nthis one is extra...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.43,0:03:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(like Trump):\Nnot nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.20,0:03:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEWSMAN: White House\Npress secretary, Sarah Sanders,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.03,0:03:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dismissed the book\Nas trashy tabloid fiction,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.67,0:04:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and described the president's\Nreaction like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.41,0:04:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, um, furious, disgusted\Nwould probably certainly fit
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.88,0:04:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you make\Nsuch outrageous claims.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.61,0:04:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's completely,\Nuh, tabloid gossip,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.48,0:04:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,full of, uh,\Nfalse and fraudulent claims.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.58,0:04:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know what's funny\Nis that description
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.69,0:04:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would have been perfect\Nfor Trump's voter fraud claims.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.02,0:04:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And look,\Nas entertaining as it is,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.66,0:04:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how much\Nof this book is accurate
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.03,0:04:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and how much is exaggerated,\Nbut in a way,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.26,0:04:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's what makes it a perfect\Nscandal for this White House.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.13,0:04:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bizarre, unverified,\Nfraudulent claims.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.74,0:04:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the world\Nthat Donald Trump promotes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.77,0:04:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Millions of illegal votes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.28,0:04:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barack Obama born in Kenya.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.31,0:04:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.55,0:04:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suggesting Joe Scarborough\Nkilled an intern.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.65,0:04:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone who tweeted,\N"Check out sex tape,"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.85,0:04:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can't complain\Nabout tabloid gossip.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.25,0:04:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The truth is, Mr. President,\Nyou made your bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.06,0:00:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now eat your cheeseburger in it.