WEBVTT 00:00:18.983 --> 00:00:25.900 Eddie Grace's Buick got four bullet holes in the side 00:00:27.023 --> 00:00:35.910 And Charlie Delisle is sittin' at the top of an avocado tree 00:00:35.910 --> 00:00:40.211 Mrs. Storm'll stab you with a steak knife 00:00:40.211 --> 00:00:44.556 If you step on her lawn 00:00:44.556 --> 00:00:48.192 I got a half pack of Lucky Strikes, man 00:00:48.192 --> 00:00:52.234 So come along with me 00:00:52.416 --> 00:01:00.064 Let's fill our pockets with macadamia nuts 00:01:00.076 --> 00:01:03.919 Then go over to Bobby Goodmanson's 00:01:03.919 --> 00:01:08.529 And jump off the roof 00:01:08.529 --> 00:01:12.594 Hilda plays strip poker 00:01:12.594 --> 00:01:16.901 And her mama's across the street 00:01:16.901 --> 00:01:21.901 Joey Navinski says she put her tongue in his mouth 00:01:24.425 --> 00:01:28.373 Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade 00:01:28.373 --> 00:01:31.925 And some gooseneck risers 00:01:31.925 --> 00:01:36.688 That eucalyptus is a hunchback 00:01:36.688 --> 00:01:40.796 There's a wind up from the south 00:01:40.796 --> 00:01:44.963 So let me tie you up with kite string 00:01:44.963 --> 00:01:49.715 And I'll show you the scabs on my knee 00:01:49.715 --> 00:01:51.924 Watch out for the broken glass 00:01:51.924 --> 00:01:56.924 Put your shoes and socks on and come along with me 00:01:57.752 --> 00:02:01.362 Let's follow that fire truck 00:02:01.362 --> 00:02:05.636 I think your house is burnin' down 00:02:05.636 --> 00:02:09.379 Then go down to the hobo jungle 00:02:09.379 --> 00:02:13.823 And kill some rattlesnakes with a trowel 00:02:13.823 --> 00:02:18.117 And we'll break all the windows 00:02:18.117 --> 00:02:23.084 In the old Anderson place 00:02:23.084 --> 00:02:26.145 And steal a bunch of boysenberries 00:02:26.145 --> 00:02:30.266 And smear 'em all on our face 00:02:30.266 --> 00:02:34.489 I'll get a dollar from my mama's purse 00:02:34.489 --> 00:02:39.489 And buy that skull and crossbones ring 00:02:39.771 --> 00:02:43.015 And you can wear it around your neck 00:02:43.015 --> 00:02:47.422 On an old piece of string 00:02:47.422 --> 00:02:51.615 Then we'll spit on Ronnie Arnold 00:02:51.615 --> 00:02:55.952 And flip him the bird 00:02:55.952 --> 00:02:59.455 And slash the tires on the school bus 00:02:59.455 --> 00:03:03.325 Now don't say a word 00:03:03.325 --> 00:03:07.718 I'll take a rusty nail 00:03:07.718 --> 00:03:12.060 And scratch your initials in my arm 00:03:12.060 --> 00:03:13.931 And I'll show you how to sneak up 00:03:13.931 --> 00:03:18.931 On the roof of the drugstore 00:03:19.964 --> 00:03:24.964 I'll take the spokes from your wheelchair 00:03:25.509 --> 00:03:29.956 And a magpie's wings 00:03:29.956 --> 00:03:34.956 And I'll tie 'em to your shoulders 00:03:34.964 --> 00:03:38.901 And your feet 00:03:38.901 --> 00:03:43.139 I'll steal a hacksaw from my dad 00:03:43.139 --> 00:03:48.139 And cut the braces off your legs 00:03:48.526 --> 00:03:51.697 And we'll bury them tonight 00:03:51.697 --> 00:03:56.529 Out in the cornfield 00:03:56.529 --> 00:04:01.529 Just put a church key in your pocket 00:04:01.629 --> 00:04:06.389 We'll hop that freight train in the hall 00:04:06.389 --> 00:04:11.389 We'll slide all the way down the drain 00:04:13.714 --> 00:04:17.464 To New Orleans in the fall