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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando applico la mia teoria
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.15,0:00:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,le menti esplodono relativamente,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.88,0:00:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perciò prendi una sedia, Steve,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.36,0:00:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh, vedo che l'hai portata da casa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.53,0:00:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Che problema ha la tua voce?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.71,0:00:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non ne ho proprio idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.22,0:00:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Assomigli a Wall-E
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.68,0:00:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che fa sesso con uno Speak&Spell!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.100,0:00:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti sconfiggo dovunque,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.25,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dall'MIT a Oxford!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.98,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E i tuoi fan penseranno
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:32.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Uhm, è stato imbarazzante"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.23,0:00:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono figo come due rapper
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.65,0:00:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inizia ad aver paura,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.93,0:00:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perché Albert E
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.34,0:00:38.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è un MC al quadrato!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.91,0:00:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.49,0:00:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non hai idea
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.11,0:00:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di chi ti stai mettendo contro!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho cerchioni da 12 pollici sulla mia sedia,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.62,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,così sorpasso tutti!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.16,0:00:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sembra che qualcuno abbia incollato
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.46,0:00:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dei baffi a una bambola troll!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.24,0:00:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ora allungo le mie rime,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.72,0:00:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come la gravità allunga il tempo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.38,0:00:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quando provi a metterti col tuo cervellino
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.63,0:00:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contro una testa come la mia!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.25,0:00:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono il migliore,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.09,0:01:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sono lo Snoop Dogg della scienza!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.37,0:01:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti lancerò mele addosso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.88,0:01:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dall'alto delle spalle dei giganti!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.65,0:01:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io sono il gigante sulle cui spalle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.20,0:01:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dovresti stare in piedi,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.06,0:01:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se solo potessi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.33,0:01:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti darò una breve storia del dolore
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.10,0:01:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,col rovescio della mia mano!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.53,0:01:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non puoi distruggere la materia né me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.33,0:01:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per davvero,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.35,0:01:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti apro un buco addosso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.29,0:01:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,più grande del buco che c'era
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.08,0:01:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nella tua teoria sui buchi neri!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.62,0:01:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ci sono 10 milioni di milioni di milioni di milioni di milioni di milioni di milioni di milioni di milioni
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.19,0:01:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di particelle nell'universo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.65,0:01:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che possiamo osservare:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.13,0:01:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tua mamma ha preso le peggiori
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.75,0:01:29.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e ci ha fatto un unico nerd!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.57,0:01:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vuoi scaldare l'atmosfera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.16,0:01:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coi funghi atomici che hai creato?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.02,0:01:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sto per partorire rime graffianti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.80,0:01:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come Carl Sagan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.24,0:01:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E anche se è vero che
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.16,0:01:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il mio lavoro si basa sul tuo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.71,0:01:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,io sono un supercomputer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.17,0:01:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu al massimo un TI-82!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.83,0:01:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.28,0:01:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.83,0:01:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!