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有邊個可以阻止

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呢位便秘健身凱子

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啲公仔畫得樣衰

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條橋又複雜兼戅居

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試問邊個開口押韻可以押出個蘑菇雲

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綻放日本嘅大氣層

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睇嚟呢舖要搵公認至尊至高

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超人

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我就收你皮

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你就同無限一樣咁水皮

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植物人遇着我定一命嗚呼

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尤其果啲着住條Hammer褲

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嚟遮住佢地條小菇菇

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我層次高到令人模糊

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我嘅班數高到你無晒乎

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你要公義公正?

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我就公開聲明

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呢條莖，必定入你個芝芝

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DC裡面最陰濕型爆MC

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用一口氣凍結你地

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可悲嘅物種就斷晒氣

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你又原始又白痴

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住埋果條村裡面個個正懵丙

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踩入嚟都會城

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我將你個蘿蔔頭切得好分明

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究竟你個故事

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啲人要重寫幾次?

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你啲超能力由40年代果時

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已經悶𨶙死人兼過時

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悟空!

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用熱力激光打底我

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你好傻

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我係超級撒亞人

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你最多咪係肥肥扮嫦娥

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你都相當弱能

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要借助太陽能

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你跟唔上悟空

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界王拳一出就收工

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我睇親你啲戲

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都係睇錶呆等

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睇個超級英雄

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驚舊綠色石頭認真無癮

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睇下你條底褲

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現咗成條gap痕

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我搵露絲報導

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仲有超人果個

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你饒舌技巧

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比你嘅拳頭更弱

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只需一拳

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就可以令你慘叫能力變9000!

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我會打到你鼻血直流

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就好似龜仙人聞底褲時一樣

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從Z到GT

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你都要舔我嘅"龍珠"

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唔需要你教我點戰鬥

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你呢個無膽匪類

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唔好忘記嗰隻冇超能力嘅蝙蝠

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你輸過俾佢

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呢場戰鬥

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只有一個結果

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世上將會多一個癱瘓嘅超人

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成世都只可以坐!

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邊個贏?

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邊個係下一次主角?

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由你決定!