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有邊個可以阻止

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呢位經常因便秘而大叫嘅無腦肌肉狂

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以及擁有三流動畫質素

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同複雜故事嘅 龍珠 Dragon Ball?

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有邊個可以將饒舌當作原子彈一樣

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把它投下把日本再次轟炸?

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看來能夠勝任的就只有超古冠今嘅

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大英雄 - 超人啊~~~~~~~

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我正準備收你皮

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而你就好似廢物格林一樣 乖乖俾我收皮

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你地撒亞人只係一堆菜 等我收

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你地經常著鬆身褲

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就係為左遮住你地的小賓周

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我能力無人能及

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對你來說更是遙不可及

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你要為正義而戰?

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小心! 因為我將會用

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下面搞掂你個芝芝

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我係DC裡面最犀利嘅MC

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只需一吹

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就可以將你全族變死屍

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你只係一隻原始猩猩 笨手笨腳

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同你住哥班人更傻得無可救藥

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你隻大猩猩夠膽就踏入我地頭

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因為瞬間我就可以扭斷你個蘿蔔頭

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究竟你嘅故事

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要被重寫幾多次?

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你嘅超能力夠曬無聊

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由1940年來從來都冇變

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悟空!

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就憑你嘅鐳射光束就想打敗我?

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傻的嗎?

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我係超級撒亞人呀

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而你只係慢吞吞嘅Daisy媽

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你嘅超能力要借助太陽產生

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你真係冇鬼用

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對住我孫悟空你只係個廢柴

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界王拳一出要你幫本少挽鞋

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當我睇你啲戲嘅時侯

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我會望住隻錶慢慢等

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因為全程睇住個大英雄

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被綠石嚇到瀨屎 真係一啲都唔過癮

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睇下你條底褲緊到

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緊到就嚟見到你個陰道

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喂 我約緊你條女

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準備今晚搞到佢叫好!

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你饒舌技巧

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比你嘅拳頭更弱

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只需一拳

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就可以令你慘叫能力變9000!

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我會打到你鼻血直流

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就好似龜仙人聞底褲時一樣

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從Z到GT

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你都要舔我嘅"龍珠"

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唔需要你教我點戰鬥

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你呢個無膽匪類

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唔好忘記嗰隻冇超能力嘅蝙蝠

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你輸過俾佢

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呢場戰鬥

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只有一個結果

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世上將會多一個癱瘓嘅超人

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成世都只可以坐!

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邊個贏?

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邊個係下一次主角?

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由你決定!