[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bass guitar) Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bass guitar and accordion) Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ You're older than you've ever been ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.00,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ You're older than you've even been ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're older still. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Time ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ is marching on ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.00,0:01:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and time ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.00,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ is still marching on. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ This day will soon be at an end ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now it's even sooner ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now it's even sooner ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now it's even sooner. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ This day will soon be at an end ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.00,0:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now it's even sooner ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now it's sooner still. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.00,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ You're older than you've ever been ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:01:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.00,0:01:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.00,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ You're older than you've ever been ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.00,0:02:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're even older ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.00,0:02:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ and now you're older still. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much. Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.00,0:02:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning everybody. Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.00,0:02:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are They Might Be Giants. Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.00,0:02:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause) Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.00,0:02:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am wearing the Al Gore in-ear monitors Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.00,0:02:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he wore on the Larry King show Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.00,0:02:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm hearing that transmission and not mine. Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.00,0:02:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guess that's in keeping, Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.00,0:02:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so now we'll just move to the PowerPoint presentation, Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ladies and gentlemen. Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a brand new song. Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.00,0:02:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the spirit of TED, we're bringing you something Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.00,0:02:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has not been released. Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.00,0:02:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John, do you want to introduce the song? Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a song about a creature called a hummingbird moth Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.00,0:02:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which imitates another creature Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.00,0:02:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which imitates yet another creature. Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.00,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's completely fucked up Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.00,0:02:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and can only be explained in song. Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.00,0:03:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Everyone is crying at the dread hypnotic flying ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.00,0:03:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ of the bee of the bird of the moth. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.00,0:03:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ You can't walk, you can't ramble ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.00,0:03:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ 'cause you're gonna have to scramble ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.00,0:03:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ from the bee of the bird of the moth. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.00,0:03:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Catbird is a cat ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.00,0:03:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ but he's got bugness in his veins. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.00,0:03:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Manhouse lives within himself ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.00,0:03:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ with thoughtful human brains. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.00,0:03:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Neither one is equal \N♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.00,0:03:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ to the challenge of the freak we'll call ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.00,0:03:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ the bee of the bird of the moth. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.00,0:03:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Now the moth ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.00,0:03:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ defeats the mouse and man. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.00,0:03:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ It's messing with the plan. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.00,0:03:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ It can't be believed ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.00,0:03:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ 'cause it's just a hummingbird moth ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.00,0:03:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ who's acting like the bird ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.00,0:04:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ that thinks it's a bee. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.00,0:04:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Got a brand new shipment ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.00,0:04:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ of electrical equipment ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.00,0:04:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ it's addressed to the bottom of the sea. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.00,0:04:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Send a tangerine-colored ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.00,0:04:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ nuclear submarine ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.00,0:04:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ with a sticker that says STP. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.00,0:04:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Windshield wiper washer fluid ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.00,0:04:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ spraying in the air ... ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.00,0:04:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ headlights under head lice ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.00,0:04:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ under hats lie everywhere. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.00,0:04:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Subatomic waves ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.00,0:04:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ to the underwater caves ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.00,0:04:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ of the bee of the bird of the moth. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.00,0:05:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Now the moth defeats the mouse and man. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.00,0:05:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ It's messing with the plan. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.00,0:05:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ It can't be believed ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.00,0:05:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ 'cause it's just a hummingbird moth ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.00,0:05:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ who's acting like a bird ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.00,0:05:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ that thinks it's a bee. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.00,0:05:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Is it us or is this messed up? ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.00,0:05:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Everyone's deforming ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.00,0:05:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ in the presence of the swarming ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.00,0:05:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ of the bee of the bird of the moth. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.00,0:05:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Protozoa, snakes and horses ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.00,0:05:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ have enlisted in the forces ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.00,0:05:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ of the bee of bird of the moth. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.00,0:05:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Catbug is a cat ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.00,0:05:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ but he's got bugness in his veins. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.00,0:05:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Manhouse lives within himself ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.00,0:05:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ with thoughtful human brains. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.00,0:05:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Neither one is equal ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.00,0:06:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ to the challenge of the freak we'll call ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.00,0:06:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ the bee of the bird of the moth. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.00,0:06:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause) Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.00,0:06:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks a lot. Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.00,0:06:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much. Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.00,0:06:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we are past our 1,000th show. Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.00,0:06:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably somewhere around 1,500. Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.00,0:06:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard to know. Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.00,0:06:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've only done two shows in 2007 so far, Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.00,0:06:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but our first show Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.00,0:06:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was actually the coldest performance we've ever had. Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.00,0:06:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was 19 degrees in St. Louis about a month ago Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.00,0:06:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm happy to report Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.00,0:06:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that this performance you are seeing today Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.00,0:06:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the earliest we have ever performed. Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.00,0:07:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.00,0:07:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are cultural test pilots, ladies and gentlemen. Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.00,0:07:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How early can a rock performance begin? Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not all the facts are in about performing Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.00,0:07:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at 8.30 in the morning. Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.00,0:07:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you the 19 degree thing Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.00,0:07:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was fantastic. Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.00,0:07:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.00,0:07:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we don't know that much Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.00,0:07:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the history of violinists Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.00,0:07:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we do know that when we entered Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.00,0:07:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the state of New Jersey Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.00,0:07:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is an uptick in violence. Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.00,0:07:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This song is called "Asbury Park." Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.00,0:07:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's based on a real life experience. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.00,0:07:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.00,0:07:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I got ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.00,0:07:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I got kicked ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.00,0:07:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I got kicked in the head ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.00,0:07:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ backstage at the Stone. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.00,0:08:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Stone Pone. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Stone Pony. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.00,0:08:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I got kicked in the head ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.00,0:08:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ backstage at the Stone Pony ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.00,0:08:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ where I swore to the guy ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.00,0:08:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ that the guy who took his beer wasn't me. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.00,0:08:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Me got ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.00,0:08:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Me got kicked ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.00,0:08:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Me got kicked in the head ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.00,0:08:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ backstage at the Stone. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.00,0:08:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Stone Pone. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.00,0:08:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Stone Pony. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.00,0:08:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Me got kicked in the head ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.00,0:08:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ backstage at the Stone Pony ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.00,0:08:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ where I swore to the guy ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.00,0:08:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ that the guy who took his beer ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.00,0:08:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ was a guy dressed like me. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.00,0:08:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Not me! ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.00,0:08:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Not me! ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.00,0:08:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Not me! ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.00,0:08:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.00,0:08:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marty Beller on the drums over there. Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.00,0:08:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause) Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.00,0:08:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We want to get in as many songs as possible Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.00,0:08:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during our brief time here Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.00,0:08:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so this is the one to play. Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.00,0:08:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This song is called "Fingertips." Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.00,0:08:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Everything is catching on fire ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.00,0:08:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Yes, everything is catching on fire ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.00,0:09:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Yes, everything is catching on fire. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.00,0:09:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Fingertips ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.00,0:09:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Fingertips ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.00,0:09:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Fingertips ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.00,0:09:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I hear the wind blow ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.00,0:09:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I hear the wind blow ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.00,0:09:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ It seems to say ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.00,0:09:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hello ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.00,0:09:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hello ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.00,0:09:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I'm the one who loves you so. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.00,0:09:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hey, now everybody, now. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.00,0:09:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hey, now everybody ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.00,0:09:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hey, now everybody, now ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.00,0:09:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Who's that standing ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.00,0:09:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ at the window?♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.00,0:09:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I found a new friend ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.00,0:09:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ underneath my pillow. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.00,0:09:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Come on and wreck my car ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.00,0:09:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Come on and wreck my car ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.00,0:09:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Come on and wreck my car ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.00,0:09:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Come on and wreck my car ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.00,0:09:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye? ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.00,0:10:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye? ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.00,0:10:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Please pass the milk, please. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.00,0:10:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Please pass the milk, please. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.00,0:10:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Please pass the milk, please. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.00,0:10:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Leave me alone, leave me alone. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.00,0:10:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Who's knocking on the wall? ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.00,0:10:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ All alone, all alone. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.00,0:10:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ All by myself. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.00,0:10:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ What's that blue thing doing here? ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.00,0:10:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Something grabbed ahold of my hand ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.00,0:10:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I didn't know what had my hand ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.00,0:10:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ but that's when all my troubles began. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.00,0:10:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.00,0:10:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I cannot understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.00,0:10:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I cannot understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.00,0:10:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I don't understand the things you say ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.00,0:10:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I can't understand a single word ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.00,0:10:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.00,0:11:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.00,0:11:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I just don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.00,0:11:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.00,0:11:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I do not understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.00,0:11:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.00,0:11:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Don't understand you ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.00,0:11:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I turn around ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.00,0:11:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ See the sound ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.00,0:11:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Turn around and see the thing ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.00,0:11:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ that made the sound. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.00,0:11:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Mysterious whisper ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.00,0:11:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Mysterious whisper ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.00,0:11:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Mysterious whisper ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.00,0:11:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Mysterious whisper ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.00,0:11:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ The day that love came to play. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.00,0:11:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I'm having a heart attack ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.00,0:11:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I'm having a heart attack ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.00,0:12:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I'm having a heart attack ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.00,0:12:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I'm having a ... ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.00,0:12:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Fingertips ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.00,0:12:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Fingertips ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.00,0:12:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I walk along darkened corridors ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.00,0:12:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ And I walk along darkened corridors ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.00,0:12:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much -- "Fingertips." Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.00,0:12:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause) Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.00,0:12:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ We're taking calls -- from the dead. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.00,0:13:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ We're taking calls -- from the dead. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.00,0:13:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ We're taking phone calls from the dead. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.00,0:13:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ They're calling from beyond the grave. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.00,0:13:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Beyond the grave. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.00,0:13:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ They have some questions ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.00,0:13:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ And things to share ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.00,0:13:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ From underneath the cold, cold ground. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.00,0:13:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're soliciting phone calls from dead people Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.00,0:13:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a special TED presentation. Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.00,0:13:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're taking calls live on stage Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.00,0:13:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here at TED in Monterey. Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.00,0:13:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I think we have a caller coming in here. Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.00,0:13:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello there. Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.00,0:13:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're live. Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.00,0:13:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello. Who's there, please? Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.00,0:13:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I on the air? Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.00,0:13:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi there. Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.00,0:13:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on with They Might Be Giants. Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.00,0:13:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Eleanor Roosevelt. Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.00,0:13:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Eleanor, please ... Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.00,0:13:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to talk to ... Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.00,0:13:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please turn off your radio, Eleanor. Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.00,0:13:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna talk to Randi. Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.00,0:13:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a question for Randi. Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.00,0:13:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your question, please? Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.00,0:13:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to talk to the Amazing Randi. Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.00,0:14:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have a laminated badge, Eleanor? Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.00,0:14:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want my million dollars. Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.00,0:14:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eleanor, I'm sorry, Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.00,0:14:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you have a laminated badge? Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.00,0:14:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't have a badge. Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.00,0:14:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I think we're going to stop Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.00,0:14:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that part of the show. Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.00,0:14:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a song we like to think of Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.00,0:14:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the future anthem of TED. Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.00,0:14:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's actually a children's song Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.00,0:14:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but like so many projects for children Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.00,0:14:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's really just a Trojan horse Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.00,0:14:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for adult work. Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.00,0:14:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This song is called Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.00,0:14:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Alphabet ... Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.00,0:14:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of Nations!" Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.00,0:15:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Algeria, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Dominica, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.00,0:15:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Egypt, France, The Gambia ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.00,0:15:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hungary, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.00,0:15:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Libya and Mongolia. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.00,0:15:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Norway, Oman, Pakistan, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.00,0:15:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Qatar, Russia, Suriname, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.00,0:15:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Turkey, Uruguay, Vietnam, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.00,0:15:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ West Xylophone, Yemen, Zimbabwe. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.00,0:15:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Algeria, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Dominica, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.00,0:15:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Egypt, France, The Gambia, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.00,0:15:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hungary, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.00,0:15:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Libya and Mongolia. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.00,0:15:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Norway, Oman, Pakistan, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.00,0:15:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Qatar, Russia, Suriname, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.00,0:15:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Turkey, Uruguay, Vietnam, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.00,0:15:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ West Xylophone, Yemen, Zimbabwe. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.00,0:15:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Azerbaijan, Bolivia, Canada, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.00,0:16:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Australia, Belgium, Chad, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.00,0:16:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Afghanistan, Brunei, China, Denmark, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.00,0:16:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Ecuador, Fiji, Guatemala, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.00,0:16:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Algeria, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Dominica, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.00,0:16:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Egypt, France, The Gambia, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.00,0:16:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Hungary, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.00,0:16:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Libya and Mongolia. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.00,0:16:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Norway, Oman, Pakistan, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.00,0:16:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Qatar, Russia, Suriname, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.00,0:16:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Turkey, Uruguay, Vietnam, ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.00,0:16:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ West Xylophone, Yemen, Zimbabwe. ♫ Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.00,0:16:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much. Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.00,0:16:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been a wonderful 8:30 audience. Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.00,0:16:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a great session. Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.00,0:16:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you all.