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Remember, every single thing has its own place.
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Every single thing. It's the only way to find yourselves in survival conditions.
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Put back everything where it belongs. Especially if you have around you
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an undisciplined bunch of friends who are wasted all the time.
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Stop saying all the time...
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IN THIS EPISODE
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CAMPING INCIDENT
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MANY WINE REVIEWS
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AND A LOT MORE
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OF ROMANTIC SITUATIONS
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It's that moment in your life when you realize that
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the more they make fun of you, the more right you are.
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Alright, operation tent begins...
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I was hoping we wouldn't have to do it.
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Our man is coming with rakija and coffee.
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It's so called no man's land in the tent.
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We will be gathering here and discuss the important and less important stuff.
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Mostly the less important stuff.
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Camping Rino was found by Krzysio somewhere on Google Maps.
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I must tell you that this is something I really needed, we all did probably,
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because we were in Albania for 3 days, you know... in the centre of a big city
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In the centre of Tirana and now we're on a countryside
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There's nothing beside that lake, camping and few houses.
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There's a city over there that you cannot even hear.
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You can already hear frogs, some crickets and birds singing.
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"Perfect balance"
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Yesterday it was like...
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There was a campfire
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and I invited a young German who was very shy at first, but then...
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he went berserk and suddenly ended up naked in the lake.
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and I tried to keep up with him.
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but I completely forgot that I cannot into cold water.
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so Łukasz Sobolewski stepped into action
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and within 0,3 seconds he was already swimming butterfly style.
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Even where the water was below knee level. He was already butterflying through.
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Maciek made us breakfast. Eggs and sandwiches with cheese.
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I must tell you that eating a breakfast made on a camping in such scenery
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It's just out of this world experience.
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On top of that Major has gathered himself some grapes.
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You gotta eat fruits.
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Oskar, will you come back quickly? Please. Because you know what? You know what's going on in here...
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We're going on a super cool walk to see the city
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Kalishta
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where we're staying now. Where we are camping.
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and it seems that it's not that big so probably
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we are about to walk to the end of it.
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We will not see that much because there's nothing here really.
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But at least we tried some activity
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instead of laying down flat in our tents.
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I guess that's it.
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Come on Łuki, we're going back to the camping.
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Look how cool they're drying the peppers.
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We're going to the construction site to the guys. They waved to us saying we should join them.
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So you see... Hello, hello!
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There's a nice view the man says.
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Jesus, Krzysiek. For f**s sake..
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Come on up top, alright? Can you not make any troubles?
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Oh wow... The view is very nice. Come on!
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- Russia?
- Poland, Polonia.
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- Warsaw.
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- Lewandowski.
- Ohh.. Lewandowski!
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Now we know each other, we know what's going on.
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What are we doing Krzysiek, huh?
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I don't know what it means but I think it's some kind of...
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Even though we are in Macedo, the guys are full Albania mode.
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- Just be careful alright?
- Okay.
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See you soon, my dears!
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We're shooting an episode of Świat według Kiepskich (Polish TV series), where beer started to flow from the tap.
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but unfortunately this isn't the case.
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Since we don't have any containers for water, I'm gonna drink it from a beer bottle.
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Come, watch, watch!
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I gotta make money.
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Damn, we're gonna have fishes.
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Macedonia is beautiful. It's absolutely underappreciated and I'd even say forgotten place.
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It looks like Italy, has this Italian vibe
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There's a tree growing kiwi, there are grapes. And hazelnut.
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And hazelnut. Thanks, Oski.
The water is clean, food is tasty.
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It's quite cheap. Can it get any better?
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Oh, and the waiter proposes home made rakija himself. But you can refuse.
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Sebek would you step into the fire with me?
- You were supposed to cut this bullsh*t.
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- It's okay?
- Yeah, it's okay.
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What's that?
Is that maple syrup?
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Oh no... I think it's...
I think I know what it is...
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"It's okay."
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Dude brings a bottle of booze and asks if it's okay
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Who ordered this?
Did you order it? For funzies?
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The outcome of our preparation for the campfire is..
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That we have a completely unnecessary huge chunk of wood that we don't know how to chop.
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One stick for 15 sausages.
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and some leftovers from a second-hand wood store, for the fire.
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Alright, my turn now.
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Yours is higher, Łuki.
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I gotta have the lowest one.
Come on.
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No, now you will have...
- I have the same as Maciek now.
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Well.. It's not pitch perfect, but you know..
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Maybe you should get the same glass as we have.
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Everyone will have one sound and in the right moment...
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Maybe you could compose something?
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The plan is to go to vineyards. Two vineyards.
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I can't remember how they're called.
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but on the way there's a monument that looks like a sea urchin
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or an underwater mine. The plan is to taste the wine out there or something...
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But that's something the other part of the crew will have to do.
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Because I don't really feel like drinking today...
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We will see about the crib. I found some aribnb which looks pretty cool.
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It's a whole house. Like a villa.
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The script is smooth.
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Now, on top of my sweaty few day old t-shirt I will wear my stinky
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second-hand sweater.
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Some cards were played over here...
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Or not. It's a uhm... chewing gum. Buffalo.
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Come on, come on.
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Straighten, straighten it.
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The conditions are very tough
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because there's no room for the car.
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- Where are you going?
- On top, to the monument.
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- Turn right over there and..
- Straight forward.
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Thanks.
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Alright Oski, now f**king go!
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hoooly sh*t
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Oh, it's the crossbow plane.
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I like it very much.
I like Macedonia very much
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because it reminds me of Georgia, that's the best ever
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The views are beautiful and unfortunately I'm starting to feel that
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we should've ditched Armenia and come here straight away, but how we were supposed to know...
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Welcome to Emi Hostel, that costs only 50 PLN per person.
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Which is a lot.
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It's our host.
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He's very nice.
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Man is very cool, speaks english very well and made us camomile.
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There you go. Taste it.
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Haa, you'll not get it!
Alright, there you go.
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We got some spicy peppers from our host, out of his garden.
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I'm a bit worried that they will not make it to Warsaw and will get sour, but..
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we can try to dry them out inside our car.
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Here's our grape breakfast, also from our host.
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and we also got Turkish coffee, so in general
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our host is very welcoming, knows how to take care of the guests.
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At first I had a bit of regret that the hostel costs 40PLN a head but
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it was clean, nice and fun.
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So there's nothing I can complain about.
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We're in the second vineyard that's called Bovin, or something...
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and in a moment our friend Nikola here will give us a tour.
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He will give us some wine to taste.
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Maybe we will manage to show you some process on how the wine is made. Well.. that's it.
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Wine is a subject I very much like to talk about.
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because...
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it's so abstract that you can have no idea about it whatsoever
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but still seem to be an expert whilst talking about it.
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If more red grapes would grow around Warsaw
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and the pigeons would eat it. That's the color Warsaw would have then.
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It's solid, man.
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No, really. It looks really solid, oh there's even a piano.
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Probably from Poland, looks like Calisia.
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We're in Bovin vineyard.
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In a moment we will be tasting wines.
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As it just turned out, the most popular type of grapes in Macedonia
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is type called Vranac
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that originates in Montenegro but this one is apparently different
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than the one in Montenegro.
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Of course I have no idea how it will influence the taste of this wine
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but the circumstances around here are, given the amount of medals
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and all the equipment, a bit Pablo Escobar-ish style, as Maciek said.
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So I think this wine will be very alright.
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Very many prizes.
- Very many prizes.
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It has a very strong smell.
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Very currant scent.
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It has a lot of alcohol in it. It's what the men just said out there.
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You can see the alcohol dripping down the glass.
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For me personally this wine is something in between of Leśny Dzban and F16 that for a moment
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appeared in Żabka shops when I was in 3rd class of High School
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It is very strong again.
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Because the alcohol is dripping down the glass more than usual.
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I hope it's not some bullsh*t I read in Bravo Girl.
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This one reminds me a bit of a wine called Owoce leśne
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which was sold in plastic bottles.
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Depends on whether there's smooth matter.
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It's very smooth. Especially after trying the blue cheese
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this one tastes like you know... water washed down with pure alcohol.
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It's very good.
- Very nice, huh?
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Even if he'd be the first in Atlas Stones
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it wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.
(Famous Strongman, Mariusz Pudzianowski's quote)
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We've found this wine over here.
There you go, 2012.
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So called Pinot Noir.
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It's from 2012 so it's 7 years old. Costs 5€.
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We were supposed to stay here a bit longer
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and shoot a material
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on how this city took part in
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producing fake news that had huge impact on the outcome
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of the presidential election that Trump has won.
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and we had a contact to a guy who would tell us about it
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as he was doing such interviews for a long time on different platforms and channels
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but he wanted money, so it didn't work out.
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So it turned out that we will only watch the monument
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As long as we are going to make it on top without having a heart attack, which I'm close to.
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Kosturnica monument was built to commemorate the partisans
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that fought for the liberation of Veles and Macedonia from the German and Bulgarian occupation.
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Hey it's Oskar, you haven't seen me today
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because I am sick.
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Guys were in many interesting places today. In three vineyards I think.
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60 breweries
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whilst I was sleeping on the back seat. Cooking myself.
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Peace yo. I send my regards.
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Margherita is my favourite pizza. I always order it.
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I like when there's no ingridients but cheese and dough
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It fills my belly up the best.
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We're leaving Veles and going to Skopje in a moment
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We have stuffed ourselves with some really good pizza
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Even Margherita was tasty even though I don't like it.
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Veles is nice but it's a hole.
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A lot of good looking people but besides that
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it's a bit.. a bit messy.
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I'm glad we're not staying for the night, even though that was the plan.
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I'm glad it didn't work out.
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As always, my dears, in the east and outside of civilized countries, using Airbnb
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is f**king risky because sometimes for example they tell you to pay.
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This guy for example has just sent us his bank account number and told us to pay him
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or otherwise he will not let us in
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Even though we already did it through Airbnb
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and even got receipt for the transaction.
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There are different situations.
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We will see how it turns out and if we can make it work.
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The good thing is that it's 7:30pm, so if there's a fuckup
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we will still have time to book another Airbnb
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Come on, Krzysiek.
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Listen. The general rule is
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that's another thing I've read in Bravo Girl about wine
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There was a page about wines and it said that
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in the same price range it is much easier to get good red wine than white
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Water is pouring from the washing mashine.
- Is it?
- Yeah, f**king a lot.
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I knew there's something wrong about this washing mashine.
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I'm about the get pissed off.
Oh, f**king hell...
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I'm gonna need...
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Some rug, if you can find any... and a fresh bottle of wine.
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Like this?
- That's the only..
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It's from 2018, it goes very well with repairs of all kinds of household appliances.
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Krzysiu!
- What?
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1 SUB = 1 WINE FOR THE WASHING MACHINE SERVISANT
SUBSCRIBE, HELP THE GUYS OUT!
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Well, I gotta wash myself, yo!
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IN THE NEXT EPISODE
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WE CROSS SWORDS WITH LOCAL BREWERY
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WE RUN AROUND THE CITY
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I don't know if it's obvious to everybody
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but the amount of sound depends on the amount of liquid in the glass
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That's why the less liquid there's in people's glasses, the more they scream.