Remember, every single thing has its own place. Every single thing. It's the only way to find yourselves in survival conditions. Put back everything where it belongs. Especially if you have around you an undisciplined bunch of friends who are wasted all the time. Stop saying all the time... IN THIS EPISODE CAMPING INCIDENT MANY WINE REVIEWS AND A LOT MORE OF ROMANTIC SITUATIONS It's that moment in your life when you realize that the more they make fun of you, the more right you are. Alright, operation tent begins... I was hoping we wouldn't have to do it. Our man is coming with rakija and coffee. It's so called no man's land in the tent. We will be gathering here and discuss the important and less important stuff. Mostly the less important stuff. Camping Rino was found by Krzysio somewhere on Google Maps. I must tell you that this is something I really needed, we all did probably, because we were in Albania for 3 days, you know... in the centre of a big city In the centre of Tirana and now we're on a countryside There's nothing beside that lake, camping and few houses. There's a city over there that you cannot even hear. You can already hear frogs, some crickets and birds singing. "Perfect balance" Yesterday it was like... There was a campfire and I invited a young German who was very shy at first, but then... he went berserk and suddenly ended up naked in the lake. and I tried to keep up with him. but I completely forgot that I cannot into cold water. so Łukasz Sobolewski stepped into action and within 0,3 seconds he was already swimming butterfly style. Even where the water was below knee level. He was already butterflying through. Maciek made us breakfast. Eggs and sandwiches with cheese. I must tell you that eating a breakfast made on a camping in such scenery It's just out of this world experience. On top of that Major has gathered himself some grapes. You gotta eat fruits. Oskar, will you come back quickly? Please. Because you know what? You know what's going on in here... We're going on a super cool walk to see the city Kalishta where we're staying now. Where we are camping. and it seems that it's not that big so probably we are about to walk to the end of it. We will not see that much because there's nothing here really. But at least we tried some activity instead of laying down flat in our tents. I guess that's it. Come on Łuki, we're going back to the camping. Look how cool they're drying the peppers. We're going to the construction site to the guys. They waved to us saying we should join them. So you see... Hello, hello! There's a nice view the man says. Jesus, Krzysiek. For f**s sake.. Come on up top, alright? Can you not make any troubles? Oh wow... The view is very nice. Come on! - Russia? - Poland, Polonia. - Warsaw. - Lewandowski. - Ohh.. Lewandowski! Now we know each other, we know what's going on. What are we doing Krzysiek, huh? I don't know what it means but I think it's some kind of... Even though we are in Macedo, the guys are full Albania mode. - Just be careful alright? - Okay. See you soon, my dears! We're shooting an episode of Świat według Kiepskich (Polish TV series), where beer started to flow from the tap. but unfortunately this isn't the case. Since we don't have any containers for water, I'm gonna drink it from a beer bottle. Come, watch, watch! I gotta make money. Damn, we're gonna have fishes. Macedonia is beautiful. It's absolutely underappreciated and I'd even say forgotten place. It looks like Italy, has this Italian vibe There's a tree growing kiwi, there are grapes. And hazelnut. And hazelnut. Thanks, Oski. The water is clean, food is tasty. It's quite cheap. Can it get any better? Oh, and the waiter proposes home made rakija himself. But you can refuse. Sebek would you step into the fire with me? - You were supposed to cut this bullsh*t. - It's okay? - Yeah, it's okay. What's that? Is that maple syrup? Oh no... I think it's... I think I know what it is... "It's okay." Dude brings a bottle of booze and asks if it's okay Who ordered this? Did you order it? For funzies? The outcome of our preparation for the campfire is.. That we have a completely unnecessary huge chunk of wood that we don't know how to chop. One stick for 15 sausages. and some leftovers from a second-hand wood store, for the fire. Alright, my turn now. Yours is higher, Łuki. I gotta have the lowest one. Come on. No, now you will have... - I have the same as Maciek now. Well.. It's not pitch perfect, but you know.. Maybe you should get the same glass as we have. Everyone will have one sound and in the right moment... Maybe you could compose something? The plan is to go to vineyards. Two vineyards. I can't remember how they're called. but on the way there's a monument that looks like a sea urchin or an underwater mine. The plan is to taste the wine out there or something... But that's something the other part of the crew will have to do. Because I don't really feel like drinking today... We will see about the crib. I found some aribnb which looks pretty cool. It's a whole house. Like a villa. The script is smooth. Now, on top of my sweaty few day old t-shirt I will wear my stinky second-hand sweater. Some cards were played over here... Or not. It's a uhm... chewing gum. Buffalo. Come on, come on. Straighten, straighten it. The conditions are very tough because there's no room for the car. - Where are you going? - On top, to the monument. - Turn right over there and.. - Straight forward. Thanks. Alright Oski, now f**king go! hoooly sh*t Oh, it's the crossbow plane. I like it very much. I like Macedonia very much because it reminds me of Georgia, that's the best ever The views are beautiful and unfortunately I'm starting to feel that we should've ditched Armenia and come here straight away, but how we were supposed to know... Welcome to Emi Hostel, that costs only 50 PLN per person. Which is a lot. It's our host. He's very nice. Man is very cool, speaks english very well and made us camomile. There you go. Taste it. Haa, you'll not get it! Alright, there you go. We got some spicy peppers from our host, out of his garden. I'm a bit worried that they will not make it to Warsaw and will get sour, but.. we can try to dry them out inside our car. Here's our grape breakfast, also from our host. and we also got Turkish coffee, so in general our host is very welcoming, knows how to take care of the guests. At first I had a bit of regret that the hostel costs 40PLN a head but it was clean, nice and fun. So there's nothing I can complain about. We're in the second vineyard that's called Bovin, or something... and in a moment our friend Nikola here will give us a tour. He will give us some wine to taste. Maybe we will manage to show you some process on how the wine is made. Well.. that's it. Wine is a subject I very much like to talk about. because... it's so abstract that you can have no idea about it whatsoever but still seem to be an expert whilst talking about it. If more red grapes would grow around Warsaw and the pigeons would eat it. That's the color Warsaw would have then. It's solid, man. No, really. It looks really solid, oh there's even a piano. Probably from Poland, looks like Calisia. We're in Bovin vineyard. In a moment we will be tasting wines. As it just turned out, the most popular type of grapes in Macedonia is type called Vranac that originates in Montenegro but this one is apparently different than the one in Montenegro. Of course I have no idea how it will influence the taste of this wine but the circumstances around here are, given the amount of medals and all the equipment, a bit Pablo Escobar-ish style, as Maciek said. So I think this wine will be very alright. Very many prizes. - Very many prizes. It has a very strong smell. Very currant scent. It has a lot of alcohol in it. It's what the men just said out there. You can see the alcohol dripping down the glass. For me personally this wine is something in between of Leśny Dzban and F16 that for a moment appeared in Żabka shops when I was in 3rd class of High School It is very strong again. Because the alcohol is dripping down the glass more than usual. I hope it's not some bullsh*t I read in Bravo Girl. This one reminds me a bit of a wine called Owoce leśne which was sold in plastic bottles. Depends on whether there's smooth matter. It's very smooth. Especially after trying the blue cheese this one tastes like you know... water washed down with pure alcohol. It's very good. - Very nice, huh? Even if he'd be the first in Atlas Stones it wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing. (Famous Strongman, Mariusz Pudzianowski's quote) We've found this wine over here. There you go, 2012. So called Pinot Noir. It's from 2012 so it's 7 years old. Costs 5€. We were supposed to stay here a bit longer and shoot a material on how this city took part in producing fake news that had huge impact on the outcome of the presidential election that Trump has won. and we had a contact to a guy who would tell us about it as he was doing such interviews for a long time on different platforms and channels but he wanted money, so it didn't work out. So it turned out that we will only watch the monument As long as we are going to make it on top without having a heart attack, which I'm close to. Kosturnica monument was built to commemorate the partisans that fought for the liberation of Veles and Macedonia from the German and Bulgarian occupation. Hey it's Oskar, you haven't seen me today because I am sick. Guys were in many interesting places today. In three vineyards I think. 60 breweries whilst I was sleeping on the back seat. Cooking myself. Peace yo. I send my regards. Margherita is my favourite pizza. I always order it. I like when there's no ingridients but cheese and dough It fills my belly up the best. We're leaving Veles and going to Skopje in a moment We have stuffed ourselves with some really good pizza Even Margherita was tasty even though I don't like it. Veles is nice but it's a hole. A lot of good looking people but besides that it's a bit.. a bit messy. I'm glad we're not staying for the night, even though that was the plan. I'm glad it didn't work out. As always, my dears, in the east and outside of civilized countries, using Airbnb is f**king risky because sometimes for example they tell you to pay. This guy for example has just sent us his bank account number and told us to pay him or otherwise he will not let us in Even though we already did it through Airbnb and even got receipt for the transaction. There are different situations. We will see how it turns out and if we can make it work. The good thing is that it's 7:30pm, so if there's a fuckup we will still have time to book another Airbnb Come on, Krzysiek. Listen. The general rule is that's another thing I've read in Bravo Girl about wine There was a page about wines and it said that in the same price range it is much easier to get good red wine than white Water is pouring from the washing mashine. - Is it? - Yeah, f**king a lot. I knew there's something wrong about this washing mashine. I'm about the get pissed off. Oh, f**king hell... I'm gonna need... Some rug, if you can find any... and a fresh bottle of wine. Like this? - That's the only.. It's from 2018, it goes very well with repairs of all kinds of household appliances. Krzysiu! - What? 1 SUB = 1 WINE FOR THE WASHING MACHINE SERVISANT SUBSCRIBE, HELP THE GUYS OUT! Well, I gotta wash myself, yo! IN THE NEXT EPISODE WE CROSS SWORDS WITH LOCAL BREWERY WE RUN AROUND THE CITY I don't know if it's obvious to everybody but the amount of sound depends on the amount of liquid in the glass That's why the less liquid there's in people's glasses, the more they scream.