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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.01,0:00:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Careful, Homer!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.01,0:00:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no time. We're late.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.31,0:00:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Excuse me. Pardon me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.11,0:00:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sorry. Excuse me.\N- Hey, Norman, how's it goin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.11,0:00:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you got dragged down here\Ntoo, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.11,0:00:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How you doin', Fred?\N- Sorry. Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.11,0:00:33.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. 'Scuse me. Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.12,0:00:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pardon my galoshes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.12,0:00:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't that wonderful?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.50,0:00:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now\N"Santas of many lands,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.80,0:00:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as presented by the entire\Nsecond grade class.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.43,0:00:56.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Lisa's class.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.01,0:00:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frohliche Weihnachten.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.43,0:01:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's German for\N" Merry Christmas."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.94,0:01:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Germany, Santa's servant Ruprecht\Ngives presents to good children...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.52,0:01:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and whipping rods\Nto the parents of bad ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry Kurisumasu.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.12,0:01:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Hotseiosha, a japanese priest\Nwho acts like Santa Claus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.54,0:01:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have eyes\Nin the back ofmy head...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.12,0:01:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so children better behave\Nwhen I'm nearby.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.55,0:01:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now presenting Lisa Simpson...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.84,0:01:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as Tawanga, the Santa Claus\Nof the South Seas.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.22,0:01:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, it's Lisa! That's ours.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.24,0:01:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, the fourth grade\Nwill now favor us with a melody--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.53,0:02:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, medley\Nof holiday "flavorites."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.76,0:02:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Isn't Bart sweet, Homer?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.05,0:02:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He sings like an angel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.53,0:02:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fifth grade will now favour us...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.74,0:02:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a scene from Charles, uh, Dickens'\NA Christmas Carol.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.99,0:02:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many grades does this school have?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.54,0:02:50.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,," Dear friends of the Simpson family,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.25,0:02:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We had some sadness and\Nsome gladness this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.55,0:02:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,," First, the sadness.\NOur little cat Snowball...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.05,0:02:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"was unexpectedly run over\Nand went to kitty heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.22,0:03:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But we bought\Na new little cat, Snowball I.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.93,0:03:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So I guess life goes on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.73,0:03:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Speaking of life going on,\NGrandpa's still with us, feisty as ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.52,0:03:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,," Maggie is walking by herself,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.52,0:03:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Lisa got straight A's,\Nand Bart--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.24,0:03:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, we love Bart.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.74,0:03:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The magic of the season\Nhas touched us all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.74,0:03:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marge, haven't you finished\Nthat stupid letter yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.99,0:03:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- " Homer sends his love. Happy holidays.\N- Marge!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.37,0:03:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The Simpsons."\N- Marge, where's the extension cord?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.75,0:03:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For heaven's sake, Homer.\NIt's in the utility drawer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.67,0:03:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. I'm just a big kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.17,0:03:36.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I love Christmas\Nso much.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.68,0:03:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, children,\Nlet me have those letters.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.89,0:03:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll send them to Santa's workshop\Nat the North Pole.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.68,0:03:47.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, please. There's only\None fat guy that brings us presents,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.73,0:03:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and his name ain't Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.73,0:03:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-- A pony?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.19,0:03:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Lisa, you've asked for that\Nfor the last three years,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.86,0:04:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I keep telling you Santa can't\Nfit a pony into his sleigh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.49,0:04:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you take a hint?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.49,0:04:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I really want a pony,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.50,0:04:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and I've been really good this year.\N- Oh, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.79,0:04:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe Bart is\Na little more realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.58,0:04:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A tattoo?\N- A what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.59,0:04:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! They're cool, and they last\Nthe rest of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.88,0:04:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will not be getting\Na tattoo for Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.80,0:04:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. If you want one, you'll have\Nto pay for it out of your allowance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.10,0:04:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right!\N- Homer!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.47,0:04:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Yello."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.47,0:04:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Marge, please.\N- Who's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.60,0:04:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May I please speak to Marge?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.56,0:04:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is her sister, isn't it?\N- Is Marge there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.48,0:04:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who shall I say is calling?\N- Marge, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.90,0:04:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your sister.\NOh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.28,0:04:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hello.\N- Hello, Marge. It's Patty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.86,0:04:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Selma and I couldn't be more excited\Nabout seeing our sister Christmas Eve.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.50,0:04:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Homer and I are looking\Nforward to your visit too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.50,0:04:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow I doubt\Nthat Homer is excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.09,0:04:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of all the men\Nyou could've married,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.09,0:04:58.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why you picked\None who's always so rude to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.09,0:05:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good one, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.47,0:05:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, kids,\Nprepare to be dazzled.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.26,0:05:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marge, turn on the juice!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.48,0:05:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What do you think, kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.98,0:05:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nice try, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.98,0:05:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just hold\Nyour horses, son. Hey, Simpson!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.28,0:05:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is it, Flanders?\N- Do you think this looks okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.99,0:05:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- Oh, neato!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.49,0:05:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's too bright.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.100,0:05:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I oughta-- Flanders.\NWhat a big show-off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.58,0:05:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kids, wanna go Christmas shopping?\N- I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.96,0:05:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right! The mall!\N- Go get your money.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.59,0:05:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell us, Marge. Where have\Nyou been hiding the Christmas money?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.93,0:05:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I have my secrets.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.72,0:05:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn around.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.73,0:05:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you can look now.\N- Ooh! Big jar this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.92,0:06:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Bart,\Nthat's so sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.92,0:06:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the best present\Na mother could get,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.50,0:06:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it makes you look\Nso dangerous.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.68,0:06:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- One " Mother," please.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.93,0:06:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute.\NHow old are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.93,0:06:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Twenty-one, sir.\N- Get in the chair.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.24,0:06:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention,\Nall personnel, please keep working...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.91,0:06:47.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during the following\Nannouncement.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.91,0:06:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now our boss and friend\NMr. Burns.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.54,0:06:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello. I'm proud to announce...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.92,0:06:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we've been able to increase\Nsafety here at the plant...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.92,0:06:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without increasing the cost\Nto the consumer...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.21,0:07:01.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or affecting management\Npayraises.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.42,0:07:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, for you\Nsemiskilled workers,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.51,0:07:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there will be\Nno Christmas bonuses.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.51,0:07:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, and one more thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.22,0:07:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.23,0:07:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, thank God for the big jar.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.02,0:07:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where's that Bart?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.12,0:07:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, Mom,\NI thought you'd like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.92,0:07:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Mrs. Simpson, we can remove\Nyour son's tattoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.83,0:07:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a simple routine\Ninvolving lasers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.34,0:07:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cool!\N- However, it is rather expensive,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.63,0:07:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we must insist\Non a cash payment up front.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.51,0:07:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cash?\N- Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.64,0:07:48.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank God for\NHomer's Christmas bonus.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.43,0:07:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ay, caramba!\N- Now, whatever you do, don't squirm.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.14,0:07:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't wanna get this sucker\Nnear your eye or your groin.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.23,0:08:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ow! Quit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.99,0:08:05.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Quit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.95,0:08:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Quit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.91,0:08:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ow! Quit it.\N- Hey, what's with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.33,0:08:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Quit it!\NUsed to be a real boss tattoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.29,0:08:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom had to spend the Christmas money\Nhaving it surgically removed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.46,0:08:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.51,0:08:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The jar is empty!\NOh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.22,0:08:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're ruined.\NChristmas is canceled.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.72,0:08:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No presents for anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.98,0:08:36.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Homer. We'll just\Nhave to stretch your Christmas bonus...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.69,0:08:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- even further this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.02,0:08:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Homer?\N- Oh, yeah. My Christmas bonus.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.36,0:08:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How silly of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.15,0:08:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This'll be the best\NChristmas yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.16,0:08:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best any family\Never had.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.18,0:09:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. I get the feeling there's\Nsomething you haven't told me, Homer.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.73,0:09:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Huh? Oh. I love you, Marge.\N- you tell me that all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.48,0:09:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, good,\Nbecause I do love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.73,0:09:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't deserve you as much\Nas a guy with a fat wallet...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.86,0:09:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a credit card that won't\Nset off that horrible beeping.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.86,0:09:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it does have something\Nto do with your Christmas bonus.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.16,0:09:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I keep asking for it,\Nbut--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.16,0:09:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marge, um,\Nlet me be honest with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.75,0:09:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes?\N- Well, I would--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.67,0:09:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-- I wanna do\Nthe Christmas shopping this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.38,0:09:50.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, sure, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.89,0:09:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marge, Marge. Hmm. Let'ssee.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.27,0:09:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.56,0:10:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pantyhose.\NPractical and alluring.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.07,0:10:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A six-pack.\NOh! Only 4.99.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.36,0:10:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Pads of paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.66,0:10:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet Bart can think of\Na million things to do with these.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.99,0:10:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That just leaves\Nlittle Maggie. Oh, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.45,0:10:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little squeak toy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.46,0:10:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says it's for dogs,\Nbut she can't read.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.46,0:10:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Oh, Simpson,\Nit's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.67,0:10:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hello, Flanders.\N- Oh, my! What a mess we've got here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.38,0:10:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, which ones are yours\Nand which ones are mine?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.76,0:10:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, let's see.\N- Oh, this one's mine. This one's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.18,0:10:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This one's mine, and this--\N- They're all yours!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.68,0:10:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, you dropped your pork chop.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.98,0:10:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gimme that!\N- Well, happy holidays, Simpson.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.69,0:10:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gee, this is the best Christmas ever.\N- You bet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.70,0:11:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Homer? Somebody\Nleave a lump of coal in your stocking?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.88,0:11:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been sitting there,\Nsucking on a beer all day long.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.21,0:11:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So?\N- So, it's Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.59,0:11:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks, Moe.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.43,0:11:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drinks all around!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.43,0:11:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with\Nthe crazy getup, Barn?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.43,0:11:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got me a part-timejob\Nworking as a Santa down at the mall.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.94,0:11:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Can I do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.90,0:11:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. They're\Npretty selective.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.90,0:11:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like children?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.90,0:11:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean? All the time?\NEven when they're nuts?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.28,0:11:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm.\N- Uh, I certainly do.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.91,0:11:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome aboard, Simpson.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.91,0:11:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pending your successful completion\Nof our training program, that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.79,0:11:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is it now, Simpson?\N- Uh, when do we get paid?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.13,0:11:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a dime till Christmas Eve!\NNow, from the top.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.72,0:11:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, Dasher.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.72,0:12:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dancer.\N- Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.31,0:12:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Prancer.\N- Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.60,0:12:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nixon.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.60,0:12:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comet and... Cupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.98,0:12:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Donna Dixon?\N- Sit down, Simpson.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.99,0:12:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what would you like,\Nlittle boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.99,0:12:14.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're not really Santa, tubby.\N- Why, you little egghead!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.41,0:12:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Homer! If such\Nan emergency arises,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.12,0:12:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just tell them\NSanta's vey busy this time of year,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.100,0:12:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and you are one of his helpers.\N- Oh, I knew that one too!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.71,0:12:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Homer, why are you\Nseven hours late?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.30,0:12:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a word, Marge.\NI'm heading straight for the tub.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.22,0:12:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, Homer,\Nmy sisters are here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.22,0:12:36.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't you wanna say hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.81,0:12:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Daddy! We're so glad to see you!\N- Oh, Dad, you're finally home!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.73,0:12:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Why?\NOh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.23,0:12:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Patty.\NHello, Selma.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.90,0:12:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How was your trip?\N- Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.32,0:12:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you both look well.\N- Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.61,0:12:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, well, Merry Christmas.\N- It's Christmas?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.82,0:12:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you wouldn't know it around here.\N- And why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.83,0:13:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- For one thing, there's no tree\N- I was just on my way out to get one!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.92,0:13:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can we go too, Dad?\N- Yeah, can we?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.71,0:13:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.27,0:13:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! What do you think you're doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.61,0:13:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh-oh.\N- Hey! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.61,0:13:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come back here!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.45,0:13:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what do you think, kids?\NBeauty, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.70,0:13:44.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow! Yay, Dad!\N- Way to go, Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.71,0:13:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why is there a birdhouse in it?\N- Uh, that's an ornament.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.63,0:13:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I smell gunpowder?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.21,0:13:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I want some Robotoids.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.97,0:13:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I want\Na Goop Monster.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.14,0:13:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I want\Na great big, giant--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.14,0:14:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, son, you don't need\Nall that junk.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.18,0:14:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure you've already\Ngot something much more important--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.35,0:14:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a decent home and a loving father\Nwho would do anything for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.98,0:14:10.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I couldn't afford lunch.\NGive me a bite of that donut.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.53,0:14:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get a load of that\Nquote-unquote Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.66,0:14:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe those kids\Nare falling for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.87,0:14:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Milhouse, I dare you\Nto sit on his lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.16,0:14:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I dare you to yank his beard off.\N- Ah, touche.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.71,0:14:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you feel better,\NSanta.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.71,0:14:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I will when Mrs. Claus' sisters\Nget outta town.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.21,0:14:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for listenin', kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.38,0:14:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Santa,\Nwhat's shakin', man?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.34,0:14:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your name, Bart... ner?\NUh, little partner?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.18,0:14:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm Bart Simpson. Who are you?\N- I'm jolly Old St. Nick.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.35,0:14:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah?\NWe'll just see about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.65,0:14:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Homer!\N- A word with you in Santa's workshop.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.57,0:14:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cover for me, Elfie.\N- I didn't know it was you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.94,0:14:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody knows.\NIt's a secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.95,0:14:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't get my bonus this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.95,0:15:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But to keep the family\Nfrom missing out on Christmas,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.24,0:15:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'd do anything.\N- I'll say, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.24,0:15:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you must really love us\Nto sink so low.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.87,0:15:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let's not get mushy, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.88,0:15:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still have a job to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.88,0:15:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, little ones. Santa's back.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.05,0:15:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it to--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.97,0:15:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, son, one day\Nyou're gonna know...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.18,0:15:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the satisfaction of payday.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.18,0:15:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Receiving a big fat check\Nfor a job well done.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.64,0:15:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Simpson, Homer?\NHere ya go.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.65,0:15:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, son. Let's go cash\Nthis baby and get presents for--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.15,0:15:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.15,0:15:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.\N$120 gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.16,0:15:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Less Social Security,\Nless unemployment insurance,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.16,0:15:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- less Santa training...\N- Santa training?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.16,0:15:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,less costume purchase,\Nless beard rental, less Christmas club.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.24,0:15:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But-- But--\N- See ya next year.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.50,0:15:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ohh!\N- Come on, Dad. Let's go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.58,0:15:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thirteen bucks?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.54,0:15:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't get anything\Nfor 13 bucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.00,0:15:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Allright!\NThirteen bigones!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.05,0:15:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Springfield Downs,\Nhere I come!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.18,0:16:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- you heard me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.56,0:16:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm goin' to the dog track.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.56,0:16:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a hot little puppy\Nin the fourth race.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.68,0:16:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wanna come?\N- Sory, Barney.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.68,0:16:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I may be a total washout as a father,\Nbut I'm not gonna take my kid...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.06,0:16:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to a sleazy dog track\Non Christmas Eve.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.52,0:16:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Simpson.\NThe dog's name is Whirlwind.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.28,0:16:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ten-to-one shot.\NMoney in the bank.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.70,0:16:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh-uh.\N- Ah, come on, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.70,0:16:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This can be the miracle that\Nsaves the Simpsons' Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.70,0:16:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If TV has taught me anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.70,0:16:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's that miracles always\Nhappen to poor kids at Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.75,0:16:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It happened to Tiny Tim,\Nit happened to Charlie Brown,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.54,0:16:35.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it happened to the Smurfs\Nand it's gonna happen to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.22,0:16:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, okay, let's go.\NWho's Tiny Tim?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.26,0:16:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Moldy, do you\Nthink Santa will be able to find...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.26,0:16:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ElfCounty\Nunder all this snow?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.77,0:16:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I doubt it, Bubbles. We'll be\Nsad little elves this Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.60,0:16:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, no!\N- Oh, brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.61,0:16:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where's your husband?\N- Yeah. It's getting late.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.69,0:16:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Said he went caroling\Nwith Bart.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.70,0:17:07.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe\NI'm doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.91,0:17:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we open\Nour presents now, Dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.96,0:17:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know the tradition, son.\NNot till the eighth race.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.09,0:17:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Barney,\Nwhich one is Whirlwind?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.42,0:17:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number Six. That's our lucky dog\Nright over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.43,0:17:22.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's won\Nhis last five races.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.89,0:17:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? That scrawny little\Nbag of bones?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.51,0:17:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Dad. They're all\Nscrawny little bags of bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.23,0:17:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.73,0:17:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess Whirlwind is our only hope\Nfor a Merry Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.11,0:17:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention,\Nracing fans, we have a late scratch...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.40,0:17:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the fourth race.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.40,0:17:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 8, Sir Galahad will be\Nreplaced by Santa's Little Helper.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.61,0:17:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once again, Sir Galahad has been\Nreplaced by Santa's Little Helper.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.70,0:17:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bart, did you hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.70,0:17:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a name!\NSanta's Little Helper!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.79,0:17:53.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a sign! It's an omen!\N- It's a coincidence, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.62,0:17:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are the odds on Santa's Little\NHelper? - Ninety-nine to one.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.80,0:18:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Ninety-nine times\Nthirteen equals... Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.51,0:18:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a bad feeling\Nabout this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.51,0:18:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't you believe in me, son?\N- Uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.56,0:18:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, boy. Sometimes your faith\Nis all that keeps me going.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.06,0:18:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, go for it, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.60,0:18:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my boy! Eveything on\NSanta's Little Helper.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.49,0:18:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unadulterated pap.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.49,0:18:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's almost 9:00.\NWhere's Homer anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.99,0:18:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so typical\Nof the big doof us to spoil it all.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.100,0:18:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What, Aunt Patty?\N- Oh, nothing, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.42,0:18:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just trashing\Nyour father.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.42,0:18:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I wish you wouldn't...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.42,0:18:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because aside from the fact he has\Nthe same frailties as all human belings.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.92,0:18:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's the only father I have.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.93,0:18:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Therefore, he is\Nmy model of manhood,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.76,0:18:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my estimation of him will govern\Nthe prospects of my adult relationships.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.27,0:18:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I hope you bear in mind that\Nany knock at him is a knock at me,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.94,0:18:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm far too young to defend\Nmyself against such onslaughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.44,0:19:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm. Go watch\Nyour cartoon show, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.61,0:19:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Bart.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.62,0:19:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kiss the ticket for good luck,\Nnot that we need it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.79,0:19:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here comes\NScrewy the mechanical rabbit.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.12,0:19:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and they're off!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.79,0:19:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, Santa's Little Helper!\N- Come on, dog! Go, man, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.00,0:19:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Whirlwind in the lane, and\Ncoming up on the left is Quadruped,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.30,0:19:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,followed by Dog O'War\Nand Fido.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.51,0:19:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go! Come on, boy!\N- Go! Come on, get that rabbit!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.64,0:19:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dog O'War coming up fast\Non the outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.26,0:19:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, Santa's Little Helper!\N- Come on, dog! Go, man, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.31,0:19:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And with a lock on last place,\Nit's Santa's Little Helper.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.65,0:19:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't worry, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.44,0:19:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe this is just for suspense\Nbefore the miracle happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.69,0:19:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, you stupid dog! Come on!\N- Go, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.20,0:19:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Run! Run!\N- Run, run! Come on, get that rabbit!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.53,0:19:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go, go, Santa's Little Helper! Run!\N- Go, go, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.37,0:19:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whirlwind by a countrymile, second,\NChewMyShoe, followed by Dog O'War.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.67,0:19:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.04,0:20:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't seem possible,\Nbut I guess TV has betrayed me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.46,0:20:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna leave\Ntill our dog finishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.26,0:20:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, forget it.\NLet's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.36,0:20:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Find any winners, son?\N- Sory, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.15,0:20:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey, Simpson!\NWhat'dl tell you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.16,0:20:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whirlwind!\NLet's go, Daria.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.16,0:20:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beat it! Scram! Get lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.46,0:20:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- you came in last for the last time!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.25,0:20:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Dad, it's\NSanta's Little Helper.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.67,0:20:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.55,0:20:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, you don't! No, no!\NGet away from me! Uh-uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.35,0:20:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, can we keep him,\NDad, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.06,0:20:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he's a loser!\NHe's pathetic! He's--
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.48,0:21:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Simpson.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.57,0:21:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. Maybe I should\Ncall the police.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.24,0:21:10.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, he'll sober up.\N- Yeah. Come staggering home.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.49,0:21:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm.\NSmelling of cheap perfume.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.74,0:21:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Homer!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.04,0:21:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? What the-- Who the--\N- Look, eveybody,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.75,0:21:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I have a confession to make.\N- This should be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.50,0:21:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't get\Nmy Christmas bonus.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.00,0:21:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried not to let it\Nruin Christmas for eveybody,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.80,0:21:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no matter\Nwhat I did--
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.80,0:21:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, eveybody, lookwhat we got!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.30,0:21:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A dog!\NAll right, Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.31,0:21:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- God bless him.\N- So love at first sight is possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.31,0:21:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if he runs away,\Nhe'll be easy to catch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.86,0:21:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh,\Nthis is the best gift of all, Homer!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.19,0:21:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It is? -\NYes. Something to share our love...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.86,0:21:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and frighten prowlers.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.86,0:21:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's his name?\N- Number 8--
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.20,0:21:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, Santa's Little Helper.