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This is outrageous!
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We're the best twin gamers in the world.
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Did you not see us [br]at the Twin Cyber Olympics?
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Nah, I did.
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The answer's still no.
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Mom, checkbook.
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And Mr. Calhoun,
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I'm sure that a dirty old poor person [br]like you making 30 grand a year
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could benefit from a little, [br]I don't know, check for $900,000?
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(ripping)
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(gasps)
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You're right, mom.[br]They are bad with money.
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At first you weren't getting in[br]because you're 12
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and this is a high school,
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but now you're never getting in[br]'cause you're terrible people.
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Terrible? (giggles)
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If we're so terrible,[br]how come we get everything we want?
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Exactly what a terrible person would say.
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Please leave.
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(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?
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Mom, buy his school for us.
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(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought[br]you an energy drink company to run.
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(both) But mom!
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(mom) Tell you what.
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Get your stock up to $400 a share[br]and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.
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You hear that, Calhoun?
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- Hostile takeover.[br]- We're gonna buy your dumb school
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and throw you out on the street!
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You'll rue the day you [br]ever said no to Ashton--
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And Shane...
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(both) Barnstormer!
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Move over Napalm, [br]'cause Jock Juice has come to town!
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This is where your money belongs.
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Teenagers are clapping [br]hard for Jock Juice.
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Well, my win, as with all my wins,[br]can be attributed
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solely to this delicious [br]beverage, Jock Juice.
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Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!
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Slam it into your underpants [br]and feel the surge.
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(sipping)
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Jock Juice, uh!
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Uh...uhhh...
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Okay, it's good.[br]It's good, it's a good beverage.
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(school bell rings)
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Next.
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Name?
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Shane.
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Shane Pizza.
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(bell clatters)
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Whoo, lemme hear it ring!
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Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!
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Hey, back to work.
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♪ Do you wanna hear about how [br]the real world's the place for me? ♪
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♪ Things looking out there [br]won't look better on a TV screen. ♪
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♪ Is there a better way? ♪
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♪ I don't care what you say. ♪
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♪ I just wanna play! ♪
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♪ We all just wanna play! ♪
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♪ Things will be all right ♪
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♪ Soon as I get back to school. ♪
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Well, here we go, guys.
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Ted, you call us if you [br]need anything, okay?
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.
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Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!
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- (laughter)[br]- You guys are tops.
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Sweetie, you take care.[br]I'm gonna miss you.
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Of course.
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Goodbye, parents.
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All right! The boys [br]and Ki are back in town.
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Watch out, VGHS.[br]We're comin' for ya!
0:05:14.196,0:05:15.271
Aw, come on, Ki.
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The election was, like, forever ago.
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No one's gonna remember who you are.
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And Brian, dude, come on.
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You and Jenny, come on!
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Dude!
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I know, I know, you're right.[br]I just...I don't know.
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I think I know what I gotta say to her,[br]and I'm nervous.
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I hope she takes me back.
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Did this school get bigger,[br]or did we get smaller?
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(chuckles) Looks like [br]the same old VGHS to me.
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Give it up for The Silver [br]Sun Pickups, everybody.
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That's why we come [br]to school on a Sunday, people.
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Now, on to morning announcements.
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Good news.
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I noticed that the student fund[br]was getting a little low,
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so I dug into my big ol' Pizza pockets[br]and got some...drum roll please.
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(drum roll)
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New computers for the social gamers!
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Come on down, you guys.
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(cheering)
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Oh, man.[br]Don't they look happy?
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(cheering)
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(Shane) Now, I didn't have to do that.
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But I did.
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Because we're all one big family.
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You are my family.[br]You are mine!
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You my mine, VGHS!
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(cheering)
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That's hucking those omelettes, gangs.[br]Smash Mouth is up next.
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(cheering)
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What?
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(girl) Oh, here she comes.[br]Way to go, Heather.
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(gasps) God!
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God! No![br]What? No running!
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Please, no throwing stuff!
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I-huh-hey![br]Hey, Ki!
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- You're back.[br]- Yes.
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- I see they've made you RA.[br]- Yeah, well, once you left
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nobody wanted to take the job,[br]so I thought, "I'll do it!"
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Hey, hey.
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Anywhos, so it's been really tough,[br]but you're back, so that's great.
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Um...so...speaking of which,[br]you have bathroom duty today.
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Uh, the girls, they say it's clean,[br]but they know I won't go in there,
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so I think they're lying. (chuckles)
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Will you-will you get that [br]done by tomorrow, please?
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(Ki) Nope.
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Oh, come on![br]Not you too, Ki.
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Why does nobody listen to me?! (whines)
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It's because you're weak, Wendell.
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- And the world preys on the weak.[br]- Guh!
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God, what's wrong with you?
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I thought helping [br]people was your thing.
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I have a new thing now.
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What?!
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(Wendell) You're getting [br]a frownie sticker, Ki!
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Go ahead.[br]I don't care.
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Like crap you don't, Ki Swan!
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You invented the sticker system, okay?
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You're the only one who cares [br]about it and if you don't clean
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the bathroom in 24 hours,[br]your name is getting a frownie sticker!
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(Wendell) 24 hours, Ki!
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(vrooming)
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Brake! (imitates squealing wheels)
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What up, Drift people![br]Who's ready to get their rally on...?
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(DK) Theodore!
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Old friend!
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You find us at our darkest hour.
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Sorry about that whole "dad" thing.
0:09:07.087,0:09:08.115
We got you a basket.
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Oh, thanks.[br]What happened to your head?
0:09:13.597,0:09:16.976
The Dutchess of Fart and her [br]Fart Goons shaved it in my sleep!
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What?! Why?
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She thinks that if I have no hair[br]I won't want that coupon for that perm.
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They've been pranking us all week.[br]I think it's time we strike back.
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Hide this in your pants.
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I was really hoping we could play.
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Oh, play later.[br]First...to war!
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(heroic music)
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Aw, man!
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(explosions)
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(gunfire)
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Lieutenant, start the engine!
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Sir, I can't solve this equation![br]Do you know the variable?
0:10:04.135,0:10:06.823
I don't.[br]But maybe you do.
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Okay, gang, master chief [br]can't fix his warthog
0:10:13.406,0:10:15.608
until we find the correct equation.
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Anyone?
0:10:20.721,0:10:25.230
Uh, is the equation Jenny - [br]Brian = "Can I get a taste?"
0:10:25.230,0:10:26.429
(laughter)
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Get out, Sebastian.
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- Worth a shot.[br]- (teacher) Out!
0:10:31.304,0:10:34.012
- It's X - 2.[br]- (chuckling)
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I'm also smart.
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(sighs)
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Jenny, show us how it's done.
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(sighs)
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(explosion)
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(laughter)
0:10:56.304,0:10:57.796
Nice going, craptain.
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Can't even hit a variable.
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(students "ooh")
0:11:02.117,0:11:04.129
Keep missing, Jenny.[br]It's still funny.
0:11:04.759,0:11:06.056
Okay, that's enough.
0:11:06.056,0:11:08.234
Yeah, so, I'm ditching.
0:11:08.824,0:11:09.641
Peace.
0:11:10.010,0:11:11.572
Don't miss the door on your way out!
0:11:12.032,0:11:13.971
Ooh!
0:11:22.980,0:11:24.940
Oh, hey, Rosie.[br]I'm taking my break.
0:11:25.204,0:11:26.347
Go get her, kid.
0:11:32.511,0:11:34.901
Hey, J-Jenny.[br]What's up, stranger?
0:11:34.991,0:11:36.285
Brian, you're back.
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Yeah, just hangin' out.
0:11:39.286,0:11:40.638
Well, what're you up to?
0:11:40.948,0:11:42.293
Just ditching class.
0:11:42.973,0:11:45.461
Uh-oh...cool, that's new for you.
0:11:45.461,0:11:48.337
Yeah, so is being dumped [br]and made fun of by the entire school.
0:11:50.147,0:11:51.785
- Oh.[br]- Did you need something?
0:11:52.335,0:11:53.991
Uh, yeah.
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I had a whole game plan, but...
0:11:58.518,0:12:00.713
but you just said...[br]I kinda gotta change it.
0:12:02.073,0:12:03.717
Um, listen.
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I've had some time [br]to think about it and I'm sorry.
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Okay, no. (sighs)[br]I'm sorry.
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I just think that we should talk about us.
0:12:16.570,0:12:19.433
Brian, I don't even know what I [br]would say to you about "us" right now.
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Uh, well for starters I was hoping [br]there could even be an us...
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and you're leaving.
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Um, so, what're we doing again?
0:12:34.207,0:12:35.394
Goddamn it, Ted!
0:12:35.394,0:12:37.303
How many times do we [br]have to explain this?
0:12:38.595,0:12:41.085
The Duchess and I won [br]the Trivia Bowl last week,
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and the first place prize was one coupon [br]for a highlight and perm
0:12:44.463,0:12:46.583
at the Beyond Two Souls Beauty Salon.
0:12:46.583,0:12:47.669
(chains rattle)
0:12:47.669,0:12:48.933
I thought I deserved it.
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She thought differently.
0:12:52.146,0:12:54.723
We quarreled and Calhoun [br]took the coupon away.
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He won't give it back until [br]we decide on who gets it.
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That's when the pranks began.
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Um, okay.[br]So what do you want me to do?
0:13:09.918,0:13:11.143
Shoot her in the head.
0:13:11.143,0:13:12.695
Ew! Gum in the hair?
0:13:12.695,0:13:15.599
Dude, that's way gross and mean.
0:13:16.019,0:13:19.874
We tried to take the high road,[br]but look what she's done to us.
0:13:19.874,0:13:22.170
Everything smells like super glue.
0:13:22.170,0:13:24.940
What would you have us do, Ted?[br]Lie down and die?
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- Well, no, but--[br]- Come on, dude.
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You're the John Wilkes Booth [br]of sling shots.
0:13:30.099,0:13:31.587
He's the guy that killed Lincoln.
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You got this.
0:13:32.887,0:13:35.672
(sighs) Fine, okay, I'll do it.
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Well, that's what friends are for, right?
0:13:37.769,0:13:39.064
That's the spirit, Ted!
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Let's roll.
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(heroic music)
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Oh, already hard at work, I see. Huh?
0:13:58.965,0:14:01.653
If you need more bleach, [br]there's...okay, what?
0:14:01.653,0:14:03.537
What the heck is that?
0:14:03.537,0:14:04.674
Oh, didn't you hear?
0:14:04.674,0:14:07.044
I'm hosting a 24 hour [br]game design competition.
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So much for bathroom duty.
0:14:09.737,0:14:12.271
Oh, nice try, Ki![br]But if you want to host
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a school event, you're gonna need--
0:14:13.778,0:14:16.010
Waivers, signed in triplicate by Calhoun.
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Okay...um...fine, fine.
0:14:19.923,0:14:22.153
Once you're done, just go [br]clean the bathroom, okay?
0:14:22.153,0:14:24.646
In 24 hours it will be Zoe's turn [br]to clean the bathroom.
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So...I win.
0:14:28.180,0:14:28.935
(typing)
0:14:28.935,0:14:30.223
What?
0:14:30.463,0:14:34.277
This-This isn't you, Ki![br]Why are you being such a jerk?
0:14:34.277,0:14:35.806
Because life is meaningless.
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- Huh.[br]- (typing)
0:14:41.394,0:14:44.266
I have a game to design,[br]so if you could just please leave.
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Or stay and design a game.[br]It's a game jam.
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(groans)
0:14:53.630,0:14:58.144
(sirens wail)
0:14:58.144,0:14:59.624
(gunfire)
0:15:06.051,0:15:08.116
Sushi_Princess wins.
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(man) GTFO, Jenny! [br]You suck! (laughs)
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You wanna come say that to my face?!
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Oh, that's what I thought.
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(girl) So, it really is you.
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Who's asking?
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The number one player [br]in that game you just sucked at.
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You're Sushi_Princess?
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What happened to you, Matrix?[br]You used to be my hero.
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You used to be the best.
0:15:36.233,0:15:38.838
Then Brian gave you cooties [br]and you've sucked ever since.
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Okay, well, that is not fair.
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- (spits)[br]- (gasps)
0:15:41.619,0:15:43.409
Life ain't fair![br]Grow a pair.
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Sushi_Princess.
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I really like that kid.
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(sarcastically) Yay, mom's here.
0:15:53.315,0:15:56.754
Come on, let's get a burger.[br]Pity party's over.
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I've lost her forever, old buddy.
0:16:12.349,0:16:24.056
♪ Ooh ♪
0:16:25.436,0:16:33.541
♪ Ooh ♪
0:16:38.307,0:16:39.658
(ominous music)
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(tribal wailing)
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(tribal wailing)
0:17:03.097,0:17:10.306
(tribal drumming)
0:17:52.004,0:17:53.468
Go, crap![br]They made us!
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Wha-whoa-whoa! (grunts)
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Good job, Ted.
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Oh, my tail bone!
0:17:58.095,0:17:59.456
(Duchess) Well, well, well.
0:17:59.456,0:18:01.445
His majesty's loyal lap dog.
0:18:01.445,0:18:03.518
Duchess, I'm really sorry[br]about your hair.
0:18:06.658,0:18:07.911
Oh, uh...
0:18:08.061,0:18:09.652
Well, in that case I guess [br]we're even, huh?
0:18:09.712,0:18:11.578
So truce peace?[br]Oh, please, Duchess, please!
0:18:11.578,0:18:14.028
Please, please, I just back to school.[br]All I want is to play video games.
0:18:16.378,0:18:19.000
Oh, Ted.[br]You're right.
0:18:19.840,0:18:20.944
You've had a tough week.
0:18:23.864,0:18:26.508
- Oh, that was very nice of you.[br]- Calhoun!
0:18:26.948,0:18:28.271
- Ted did it.[br]- Wha-?
0:18:31.571,0:18:32.617
TED!
0:18:34.707,0:18:36.546
- (school bell rings)[br]- Detention for the rest of the day.
0:18:36.546,0:18:38.108
Calhoun, I swear it wasn't me.
0:18:38.119,0:18:41.691
Ted, I'm a grown man[br]with gum in my hair!
0:18:41.901,0:18:44.679
Someone's going down.[br]That someone is you.
0:18:44.679,0:18:45.871
- But--[br]- Spare me.
0:18:45.871,0:18:48.372
You and the Drifters have been [br]pulling this crap all year.
0:18:49.542,0:18:52.458
(sighs) Yes, sir.[br]I'm sorry, sir.
0:18:55.048,0:18:58.060
Look, I know it's tough,[br]what's happened with your dad.
0:18:58.750,0:19:01.500
And being a teen is hard, I guess.
0:19:02.590,0:19:04.119
But, dammit, grow up!
0:19:07.164,0:19:09.979
(fire alarm rings)
0:19:09.979,0:19:12.255
This school better be on fire.
0:19:13.145,0:19:14.145
Don't move.
0:19:17.955,0:19:19.473
Well, what if it is on fire?
0:19:20.113,0:19:24.414
(phone rings)
0:19:25.334,0:19:27.050
Uh, Calhoun's office.
0:19:27.050,0:19:28.914
Ted, this is DK.[br]Get the coupon.
0:19:28.914,0:19:30.487
Bottom left drawer. Go!
0:19:30.487,0:19:34.383
- DK, I just got super in trouble![br]- Get that coupon!
0:19:34.383,0:19:36.271
- (hangs up)[br]- GOD!
0:19:37.521,0:19:38.484
BAH!
0:19:40.099,0:19:43.736
Ki Swan!
0:19:44.716,0:19:47.470
How do you make, um, video games?
0:19:48.000,0:19:49.486
First rule: no talking.
0:19:50.542,0:19:52.231
Second rule: sit over there.
0:19:55.340,0:19:56.223
Okay.
0:19:58.933,0:20:00.587
Hello, knock, knock, knock!
0:20:00.587,0:20:01.729
Ding dong![br]Hello?
0:20:01.729,0:20:02.669
(chuckles)
0:20:02.669,0:20:04.509
(sighs) What is this?[br]What're you doing?
0:20:04.579,0:20:07.750
Well, as Head RA, it is my duty[br]to help students in need.
0:20:07.950,0:20:10.882
And, Miss Swan, you need [br]to talk about your feels.
0:20:10.882,0:20:11.961
Hmm?
0:20:11.961,0:20:14.577
So I'm not going to leave[br]here until you do.
0:20:14.657,0:20:16.549
I'm an artist.[br]I don't talk.
0:20:17.269,0:20:18.194
I create.
0:20:19.294,0:20:20.340
Hey, what is this?
0:20:23.200,0:20:24.371
(owls hoot)
0:20:25.301,0:20:27.184
Huh. Hey, this is kinda cool.
0:20:27.694,0:20:29.076
How do you jump?
0:20:37.886,0:20:39.635
- You can leave now.[br]- What, that's it?
0:20:39.967,0:20:42.295
You just walk until you let go [br]and then you die?
0:20:42.295,0:20:43.648
Yep, that's the whole game.
0:20:43.648,0:20:46.616
But that's stupid![br]What's the point of playing?
0:20:46.986,0:20:47.991
Exactly.
0:20:48.181,0:20:51.031
Oh my god, Ki![br]Please be more pretentious.
0:20:51.031,0:20:53.220
It's not pretentious, Wendell.[br]You're just too dumb to get it.
0:20:53.220,0:20:56.879
(mumbling) That's right, Wendell.[br]You're dumb.
0:20:58.129,0:21:01.801
(scoffs) Well then, I guess [br]dumb old Wendell will just have
0:21:01.801,0:21:04.192
to play your dumb old game [br]until he figures it out.
0:21:04.802,0:21:06.783
(Ki) There's nothing [br]to figure out, Wendell.
0:21:06.783,0:21:10.607
Well, then it's gonna be [br]a loooong 21 hours, Ki.
0:21:11.507,0:21:13.483
- I'm outta here.[br]- (Wendell) Bye.
0:21:21.873,0:21:22.944
How about some music?
0:21:24.640,0:21:28.435
(DJ) You're listening to NPR,[br]the Napalm Player Report,
0:21:28.435,0:21:30.370
and we're talking with Ashley Barnstormer.
0:21:32.800,0:21:34.079
Great timing, mom.
0:21:36.209,0:21:38.679
Speaking of timing, I was gonna [br]tell you this after class
0:21:38.679,0:21:41.354
but the commandos need me [br]back earlier than I thought.
0:21:43.224,0:21:44.311
When do you leave?
0:21:44.841,0:21:46.929
The OTA's are Monday, so tomorrow.
0:21:49.119,0:21:51.078
Wow, that's great.
0:21:51.078,0:21:53.305
Yeah, the new owners [br]have to flex their muscles.
0:21:53.565,0:21:56.572
- And since school is wrapping up--[br]- Mom, it's fine.
0:21:56.572,0:21:58.465
You know, you gotta go.[br]I get it.
0:21:59.165,0:21:59.881
Have fun.
0:22:09.282,0:22:10.452
Why are you touching me?
0:22:11.132,0:22:12.508
I'm...comforting you?
0:22:13.088,0:22:14.187
Is that a question?
0:22:14.977,0:22:17.342
You know, I'm trying to be a mom here.
0:22:17.342,0:22:19.594
Yeah? Well, you're terrible at it.
0:22:19.594,0:22:21.730
Yeah? Well...(stammers)
0:22:21.730,0:22:23.360
Your boyfriend dumped you.
0:22:23.360,0:22:27.619
(laughs) You know, [br]I don't even know why we try.
0:22:28.559,0:22:29.432
Wow.
0:22:29.432,0:22:30.636
- No![br]- Yup.
0:22:32.596,0:22:34.921
Jenny! Wait![br]Come back here.
0:22:35.271,0:22:37.041
Jenny![br]Get back here!
0:22:37.041,0:22:38.350
Stop! Stop!
0:22:38.983,0:22:39.999
(shrieks)
0:22:40.829,0:22:42.458
- What?![br]- You weren't stopping.
0:22:43.498,0:22:45.507
Okay, mom.[br]Here's your chance.
0:22:45.507,0:22:47.578
- Parent me.[br]- Oh, shit.
0:22:48.008,0:22:48.977
I don't know.
0:22:51.517,0:22:53.717
Listen, you don't need me here, okay?
0:22:54.327,0:22:56.540
You're one of the best [br]in the league and next year--
0:22:56.540,0:22:58.871
Mom, I know, okay?[br]This isn't even about you.
0:22:59.281,0:23:00.627
Oh, thank god.[br]Wait.
0:23:01.767,0:23:03.525
- Then what's the problem?[br]- (sighs)
0:23:03.945,0:23:08.097
The problem is everything else!
0:23:09.177,0:23:12.409
All right? I am an angry, unhappy person.
0:23:12.409,0:23:15.106
That's probably why I [br]punched Ashley in the face,
0:23:15.106,0:23:18.975
and why I have no real friends,[br]and why I just ruined
0:23:18.975,0:23:23.046
my relationship with the only person[br]in my life who's ever really loved me.
0:23:25.886,0:23:29.881
Present company sort of excluded, [br]I guess, and dad, or...
0:23:30.711,0:23:31.486
(groans)
0:23:35.426,0:23:36.140
(sighs)
0:23:36.480,0:23:39.036
(train whistles)
0:23:49.549,0:23:51.221
Brian wants to get back together.
0:23:53.236,0:23:58.393
Which means that he hasn't realized [br]that I'm a total sociopath
0:23:58.393,0:24:00.956
that cares more about [br]video games than people.
0:24:03.496,0:24:05.606
When he does, he's gonna [br]wanna break up again,
0:24:05.606,0:24:10.995
which is exactly what I deserve,[br]'cause I'm a shitty person.
0:24:14.805,0:24:16.144
You're not a shitty person.
0:24:17.400,0:24:18.660
How would you know that?
0:24:20.540,0:24:23.461
A shitty person is a mom [br]that walks out on her husband
0:24:23.461,0:24:26.709
and her little girl just to get [br]another trophy under her belt.
0:24:29.879,0:24:32.606
Not a 16 year old girl[br]with hopes and dreams.
0:24:36.956,0:24:40.399
Just the fact that you even care [br]about other people's feelings,
0:24:40.399,0:24:43.679
that makes you, you know, fine.
0:24:46.499,0:24:51.219
(touching music)
0:24:54.233,0:24:55.473
I'm gonna miss you, kid.
0:24:57.723,0:24:58.801
Me too.
0:25:04.310,0:25:05.422
(sighs)
0:25:14.159,0:25:16.052
(breathes heavily)
0:25:20.168,0:25:22.165
(breathes heavily)
0:25:25.411,0:25:26.306
(breathes heavily)
0:25:26.306,0:25:28.369
Stop, stop that.[br]Stop doing that.
0:25:29.719,0:25:30.647
Sorry.
0:25:31.597,0:25:34.314
Just Brian messing up again like always.
0:25:34.794,0:25:37.966
Okay, what is it?[br]Spit it out.
0:25:39.216,0:25:40.117
(sighs)
0:25:41.607,0:25:45.435
It's just when Jenny and I broke up.[br]And I wanna fix it.
0:25:45.755,0:25:47.456
Or, I don't know,[br]maybe I don't.
0:25:47.456,0:25:50.526
Maybe I'm meant to be alone. (sighs)
0:25:51.826,0:25:53.009
I don't wanna die.
0:25:53.949,0:25:56.678
Calhoun, please.[br]I don't have a dad.
0:25:57.378,0:25:59.642
I just danced with my cat.[br]I need an adult.
0:26:01.302,0:26:04.316
- (sighs) Do you like her?[br]- Yes.
0:26:04.646,0:26:05.757
Are you in high school?
0:26:07.087,0:26:07.845
(puzzled) Yes.
0:26:08.335,0:26:12.832
Welcome to the wonderful world [br]of having no problems!
0:26:12.832,0:26:13.865
No, no!
0:26:13.865,0:26:15.140
Calhoun, the problem is...
0:26:16.220,0:26:17.620
even if we get back together...
0:26:20.130,0:26:21.150
I don't know.
0:26:22.680,0:26:25.088
I'm never gonna be the most [br]important thing in her life.
0:26:25.118,0:26:29.026
Yeah, that's 'cause she's smarter [br]than most teenage girls, all right?
0:26:29.706,0:26:31.274
You're her high school boyfriend.
0:26:31.564,0:26:33.505
You should be happy she even talks to you.
0:26:34.045,0:26:34.933
- But--[br]- But.
0:26:35.193,0:26:36.029
- But.[br]- But.
0:26:36.029,0:26:37.779
But shut up, okay?
0:26:38.439,0:26:41.479
This is your first relationship.[br]It's like your first car.
0:26:42.269,0:26:44.589
You're gonna go fast,[br]way too fast.
0:26:44.879,0:26:46.296
You're probably gonna wreck it.
0:26:46.776,0:26:49.469
So wear a seat belt and enjoy the ride.
0:26:52.299,0:26:53.670
Calhoun, I'm gonna be honest.
0:26:54.640,0:26:58.311
I'm trying to open up to you here,[br]but you're really not helping.
0:26:59.021,0:27:01.906
Maybe that's because I'm not the one [br]you should be opening up to.
0:27:04.716,0:27:06.593
Boom.[br]Nailed it.
0:27:38.703,0:27:40.859
(sighs) Hey, guys, I--
0:27:41.243,0:27:43.935
Ah, Theodore.[br]You return.
0:27:46.495,0:27:48.019
And with my coupon, I see.
0:27:48.269,0:27:49.468
Well done!
0:27:52.088,0:27:53.787
You're playing my game without me.
0:27:54.277,0:27:56.131
(DK) Not anymore.[br]We're out of candy
0:27:56.131,0:27:57.839
and we beat all the levels.
0:28:02.019,0:28:03.082
Before it expires?
0:28:04.272,0:28:05.004
No.
0:28:05.514,0:28:06.887
Um, yes.
0:28:07.337,0:28:08.157
No!
0:28:08.157,0:28:10.066
- I command you--[br]- I said NO.
0:28:10.066,0:28:12.257
- Ted--[br]- You ate my dead dad candy.
0:28:12.257,0:28:14.048
I am the Drift King!
0:28:14.048,0:28:15.691
Yeah, well maybe you shouldn't be.
0:28:16.901,0:28:19.453
Seriously, we do bad stuff [br]for you all the time,
0:28:19.743,0:28:21.133
but you don't care.
0:28:21.733,0:28:25.107
You only care about yourself.[br]You're not a king, dude.
0:28:25.167,0:28:27.810
You're a senior![br]You're going to college next year.
0:28:28.210,0:28:30.331
Just grow the hell up!
0:28:32.371,0:28:34.444
(sighs) I could be a better king than you.
0:28:40.654,0:28:42.534
Is that a challenge, Ted?
0:28:43.834,0:28:46.055
Yeah, it is.
0:28:47.315,0:28:49.807
I challenge you [br]for the title of Drift King.
0:28:53.187,0:28:54.285
I accept.
0:28:56.145,0:28:57.972
And when you race against king...
0:28:58.472,0:28:59.703
(snaps fingers)
0:29:00.787,0:29:03.624
..you race against his kingdom.
0:29:06.572,0:29:08.045
Let's drift.
0:29:08.921,0:29:14.567
(revving engines)
0:29:23.056,0:29:29.517
(heavy metal music)
0:29:41.859,0:29:44.390
(tires squeal)
0:29:44.390,0:29:50.209
(engines rev)
0:31:11.312,0:31:15.966
(engine hums distantly)
0:31:18.152,0:31:22.089
(engine roars)
0:31:22.987,0:31:23.955
(birds whistle)
0:31:23.955,0:31:24.841
(engine roars)
0:31:29.759,0:31:31.127
(tires squeal)
0:31:38.937,0:31:44.607
(clock ticks)
0:32:02.987,0:32:08.937
(tires squeal)
0:32:15.497,0:32:16.622
Sorry, DK.
0:32:18.177,0:32:22.660
(tires squeal)
0:32:39.648,0:32:41.727
(tires squeal)
0:32:51.227,0:32:52.427
Oh!
0:33:12.581,0:33:15.472
(tires squeal)
0:33:59.286,0:34:00.589
The kingdom's yours, DK.
0:34:47.370,0:34:50.101
(sighs) Okay, Wendell.[br]I'm only talking to you
0:34:50.101,0:34:51.701
because you're sleeping.
0:34:51.701,0:34:54.579
And last week I burned my diary[br]to see what the ashes would look like.
0:34:55.119,0:34:58.745
Which was stupid.[br]I don't know why I did that.
0:35:00.375,0:35:02.322
I don't really know [br]what's happening to me.
0:35:12.212,0:35:13.949
You know I still have all my grandparents?
0:35:14.778,0:35:18.068
Ted's father is dead, but I still get [br]four sweaters for Christmas every year.
0:35:19.088,0:35:21.326
Which just seems really mean to me.
0:35:22.496,0:35:26.082
It's callous and random.[br]And then it's over.
0:35:28.502,0:35:30.671
I don't really know why [br]I'm playing anymore.
0:35:32.071,0:35:35.345
(murmuring in sleep)
0:35:37.202,0:35:38.610
It's not your fault though.
0:35:41.660,0:35:42.556
(sighs)
0:35:47.044,0:35:50.256
(typing)
0:36:25.327,0:36:28.117
(computer blips)
0:36:40.488,0:36:44.933
(alarm beeps)
0:36:44.933,0:36:46.108
(sighs)
0:36:54.878,0:36:56.056
(cell phone bloops)
0:36:57.814,0:36:58.992
(sighs)
0:37:08.197,0:37:09.571
(sighs)
0:37:15.048,0:37:17.206
(muttering in sleep)
0:37:30.818,0:37:33.912
(birds whistle)
0:37:34.355,0:37:35.551
(sighs)
0:37:51.631,0:37:52.586
Hey.
0:37:53.682,0:37:55.967
Look, let me go first, all right?[br]I gotta get this out.
0:37:57.087,0:37:57.956
Okay.
0:37:59.138,0:38:02.215
(sighs) I never really had a dad.
0:38:03.435,0:38:07.775
And my mom was an addict,[br]so I pretty much took care of myself.
0:38:08.665,0:38:13.135
And I got used to being alone.[br]I got pretty good at it.
0:38:15.125,0:38:16.984
But then I came here and I met Ted,
0:38:18.024,0:38:19.748
and I met Ki, and I met you.
0:38:22.468,0:38:24.654
And I fell for you like that.
0:38:26.371,0:38:30.643
And for the first time,[br]I didn't feel alone.
0:38:34.856,0:38:36.477
And when I thought you were leaving,
0:38:38.747,0:38:41.371
I should've been happy for you.[br]I should've, but...
0:38:42.851,0:38:45.829
I was so scared of losing you[br]that I lashed out.
0:38:48.389,0:38:50.380
And it was selfish, and it was horrible,
0:38:51.110,0:38:53.064
and I'm so sorry that I hurt you, Jenny.
0:38:56.913,0:38:57.942
(sighs)
0:39:05.519,0:39:07.121
I'm glad you went first.
0:39:08.832,0:39:10.426
Why, what were you going to say?
0:39:13.910,0:39:18.510
(touching music)
0:39:26.934,0:39:29.606
(groans) Well, the game jam's [br]almost over, Ki.
0:39:30.136,0:39:34.337
Okay, I guess you win.[br]Life really is meaningless, huh?
0:39:34.568,0:39:37.675
(victory music)
0:39:39.755,0:39:40.517
What?
0:39:43.657,0:39:44.998
No!
0:39:49.637,0:39:50.721
Wait, huh?
0:39:51.536,0:39:52.977
What is that? (gasps)
0:39:56.810,0:39:59.962
Oh! Oh my god! (gasps)
0:40:03.242,0:40:07.341
Oh my god! (laughs)[br]Look this--this is awesome!
0:40:07.415,0:40:10.565
Oh! I'm flying.[br]It's me.
0:40:10.565,0:40:12.802
I'm flying![br]I'm flying!
0:40:12.802,0:40:14.168
Ki, it's me.[br]I'm flying.
0:40:16.928,0:40:19.245
Oh my god![br]This game rules!
0:40:19.245,0:40:20.361
(laughs)
0:40:20.361,0:40:21.549
(gasps)
0:40:36.036,0:40:38.698
That's the best game ever.
0:40:40.285,0:40:41.641
(Wendell gasps)
0:40:46.421,0:40:47.925
You're great, RA Wendell.
0:40:51.975,0:40:53.005
Thanks, Ki.
0:40:55.433,0:40:56.849
Oh! (laughs)
0:41:00.728,0:41:02.708
- What was that?[br]- It's nothing.
0:41:03.248,0:41:04.796
Okay, now go clean the bathroom.
0:41:04.796,0:41:05.893
(laughs)
0:41:05.893,0:41:07.191
- Okay.[br]- I'm serious.
0:41:07.611,0:41:08.649
Okay.
0:41:09.503,0:41:10.547
It's this way.
0:41:11.167,0:41:13.281
Smash Mouth signed a contract.
0:41:13.281,0:41:14.904
If we re-neg, we owe them big.
0:41:15.214,0:41:16.028
Fine, whatever.
0:41:16.028,0:41:17.356
Just make sure they're [br]not in the teacher's lounge.
0:41:17.356,0:41:19.402
- Anything else?[br]- I got something!
0:41:21.322,0:41:22.635
Barnstormer!
0:41:22.635,0:41:24.203
Hey, Calhoulligan.
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Just came by to give you the good news.
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Napalm broke 400. Hah!
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- [inaudible's] a champion.[br]- Awesome news, brother.
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Shane.
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Shane Barnstormer.
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Yeah, didn't I tell you?
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Oh wait, no.[br]I faked my own death.
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I changed my name to Pizza,[br]and then I took down
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your school from the inside.
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Oops. (mad chuckle)
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- (camera snaps)[br]- (laughter)
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What a face!
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You really should've taken that check.
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Fuck!
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Hey, guys, mind if we join?
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Heck yeah, we don't. [br]Sit down.
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(sighs)
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Well, looks like everything's [br]back to normal.
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Good morning, VGHS!
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I hope you're enjoying [br]that cafeteria breakfast
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because it's your last
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(yelling)
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(students murmur)
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(student) Oh no!
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(screaming)
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(cackling)
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You cannot win!
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(cackling)
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(ominous music)