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This is outrageous!
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We're the best twin gamers in the world.
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Did you not see us [br]at the Twin Cyber Olympics?
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Nah, I did.
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The answer's still no.
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Mom, checkbook.
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And Mr. Calhoun,
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I'm sure that a dirty old poor person [br]like you making 30 grand a year
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could benefit from a little, [br]I don't know, check for $900,000?
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(ripping)
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(gasps)
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You're right, mom.[br]They are bad with money.
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At first you weren't getting in[br]because you're 12
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and this is a high school,
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but now you're never getting in[br]'cause you're terrible people.
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Terrible? (giggles)
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If we're so terrible,[br]how come we get everything we want?
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Exactly what a terrible person would say.
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Please leave.
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(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?
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Mom, buy his school for us.
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(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought[br]you an energy drink company to run.
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(both) But mom!
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(mom) Tell you what.
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Get your stock up to $400 a share[br]and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.
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You hear that, Calhoun?
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- Hostile takeover.[br]- We're gonna buy your dumb school
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and throw you out on the street!
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You'll rue the day you [br]ever said no to Ashton--
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And Shane.
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Barnstormer!
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Move over Napalm, [br]'cause Jock Juice has come to town!
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This is where your money belongs.
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Teenagers are clapping [br]hard for Jock Juice.
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Well, my win, as with all my wins,[br]can be attributed
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solely to this delicious [br]beverage, Jock Juice.
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Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!
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Slam it into your underpants [br]and feel the surge.
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(sipping)
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Jock Juice, uh!
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Uh...uhhh...
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Okay, it's good.[br]It's good, it's a good beverage.
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(school bell rings)
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Next.
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Name?
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Shane.
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Shane Pizza.
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(bell clatters)
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Whoo, lemme hear it ring!
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Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!
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Hey, back to work.
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Do you wanna hear about how [br]the real world's the place for me?
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Things looking out there [br]won't look better on the T.V. screen
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Is there a better way?
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I don't care what you say.
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I just wanna play!
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We all just wanna play!
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Things will be all right
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Soon as I get back to school.
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Well, here we go, guys.
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Ted, you call us if you [br]need anything, okay?
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.
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Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!
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- (laughter)[br]- You guys are tops.
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Sweetie, you take care.[br]I'm gonna miss you.
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Of course.
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Goodbye, parents.
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All right! The boys [br]and [Key] are back in town.
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Watch out, [?] and Jess.[br]We're comin' for ya!
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Aw, come on, [Key].
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The election was, like, forever ago.
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Noone's gonna remember who you are.
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And Brian, dude, come on.
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You and Jenny, come on!
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Dude!
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I know, I know, you're right.[br]I just...I don't know.
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I think I know what I gotta say to her,[br]and I'm nervous.
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I hope she takes me back.
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Did this school get bigger,[br]or did we get smaller?
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(chuckles) Looks like [br]the same old VGHS to me.
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Give it up for [The Silver [br]Sun Pickups], everybody.
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That's why we come [br]to school on a Sunday, people.
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Now, on to morning announcements.
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Good news.
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I noticed that the student fund[br]was getting a little low,
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so I dug into my big ol' pizza pockets[br]and got some...drum roll please.
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(drum roll)
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New computers for the social gamers!
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Come on down, you guys.
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(cheering)
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Oh, man.[br]Don't they look happy.
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(cheering)
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Now, I didn't have to do that.
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But I did.
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Because we're all one big family.
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You are my family.[br]You are mine!
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You my mine, VGHS!
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(cheering)
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That's [hucking those omelettes], gang.[br]Smash Mouth is up next.
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(cheering)
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What?
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Oh, here she comes.[br]Way to go, Heather.
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(gasps) God!
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God! No![br]What? No running!
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Please, no throwing stuff!
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I-huh-hey![br]Hey, [Key]!
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- You're back.[br]- Yes.
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- I see they've made you RA.[br]- Yeah, well, once you left
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nobody wanted to take the job,[br]so I thought, "I'll do it!"
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Hey, hey.
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Anywhos, so it's been really tough,[br]but you're back, so that's great.
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Um...so...speaking of which,[br]you have bathroom duty today.
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Uh, the girls, they say it's clean,[br]but they know I won't go in there,
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so I think they're lying. (chuckles)
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Will you-will you get that [br]done by tomorrow, please?
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Nope.
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Oh, come on![br]Not you too, [Key].
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Why does nobody listen to me?! (whines)
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It's because you're weak, [Wendell].
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- And the world preys on the weak.[br]- Guh!
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God, what's wrong with you?
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I thought-I thought helping [br]people was your thing.
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I have a new thing now.
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What?!
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(Wendell) You're getting [br]a frownie sticker, Key!
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Go ahead.[br]I don't care.
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Like crap you don't, Key Swan!
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You invented the sticker system, okay?
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You're the only one who cares [br]about it and-and if you don't clean
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the bathroom in 24 hours,[br]your name is getting a frownie sticker!
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(Wendell) 24 hours, Key!
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(vrooming)
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Brake! (imitates squealing wheels)
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What up, Drift people![br]Who's ready to get their rally on...?
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(DK) Theodore!
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Old friend!
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You find us at our darkest hour.
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Sorry about that whole "dad" thing.
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We got you a basket.
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Oh, thanks.[br]What happened to your head?
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The Dutchess of Fart and her [br]Fart Goons shaved it in my sleep!
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What?! Why?
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She thinks that if I have no hair[br]I won't want that coupon for that perm.
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They've been breaking us all week.[br]I think it's time we strike back.
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Hide this in your pants.
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I was really hoping we could play.
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Oh, play later.[br]First...to war!
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(heroic music)
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Aw, man!
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(explosions)
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(gunfire)
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Lieutenant, start the engine!
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Sir, I can't solve this equation![br]Do you know the variable?
0:10:03.585,0:10:06.983
I don't.[br]But maybe you do.
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Okay, gang, master chief [br]can't fix his warthog
0:10:13.416,0:10:15.708
until we find the correct equation.
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Anyone?
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Uh, is the equation Jenny minus [br]Brian equals "Can I get a taste?"
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(laughter)
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Get out, Sebastian.
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- Worth a shot.[br]- (teacher) Out!
0:10:30.324,0:10:34.202
- It's X - 2.[br]- (chuckling)
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I'm also smart.
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(sighs)
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Jenny, show us how it's done.
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(sighs)
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(explosion)
0:10:54.233,0:10:56.324
(laughter)
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Nice going, craptain.
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Can't even hit a variable.
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(students "ooh")
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Keep missing, Jenny.[br]It's still funny.
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Okay, that's enough.
0:11:05.786,0:11:08.244
Yeah, so, I'm ditching.
0:11:08.244,0:11:09.501
Peace.
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Don't miss the door on your way out!
0:11:11.852,0:11:13.971
Ooh!
0:11:15.101,0:11:18.281
(country music)
0:11:23.350,0:11:24.940
Oh, hey, Rosie.[br]I'm taking my break.
0:11:25.484,0:11:26.647
Go get her, kid.
0:11:27.167,0:11:30.515
(country music)
0:11:32.891,0:11:35.021
Hey, J-Jenny.[br]What's up, stranger?
0:11:35.021,0:11:36.415
Brian, you're back.
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Yeah, just hangin' out.
0:11:38.626,0:11:40.388
Well, what're you up to?
0:11:40.388,0:11:42.313
Just ditching class.
0:11:42.313,0:11:45.511
Uh-oh...cool, that's new for you.
0:11:45.511,0:11:48.427
Yeah, so is being dumped [br]and made fun of by the entire school.
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- Oh.[br]- Did you need something?
0:11:51.545,0:11:54.031
Uh, yeah.
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I had a whole game plan, but...
0:11:57.988,0:12:00.843
but you just said...[br]I kinda gotta change it.
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Um, listen.
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I've had some time [br]to think about it and I'm sorry.
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Okay, no. (sighs)[br]I'm sorry.
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I just think that we should talk about us.
0:12:16.620,0:12:19.163
Brian, I don't even know what I [br]would say to you about "us" right now.
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Uh, well for starters I was hoping [br]there could even be an us...
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and you're leaving.
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(country music)
0:12:32.107,0:12:34.477
Um, so, what're we doing again?
0:12:34.477,0:12:35.494
Goddamn it, Ted!
0:12:35.494,0:12:37.203
How many times do we [br]have to explain this?
0:12:37.635,0:12:41.005
[Jefferson High] won [br]the Trivia Bowl last week,
0:12:41.005,0:12:44.663
and the first place prize was one coupon [br]for a highlight and perm
0:12:44.663,0:12:46.683
at the Beyond Two Souls Beauty Salon.
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(chains rattle)
0:12:47.669,0:12:48.963
I thought I deserved it.
0:12:48.963,0:12:51.156
She thought differently.
0:12:51.156,0:12:54.763
We quarreled and a Calhoun [br]took the coupon away.
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He won't give it back until [br]we decide on who gets it.
0:12:57.208,0:12:59.810
That's when the pranks began.
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Um, okay.[br]So what do you want me to do?
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Shoot her in the head.
0:13:11.143,0:13:12.825
Ew! Gum in the hair?
0:13:12.825,0:13:15.619
Dude, that's way gross and mean.
0:13:15.619,0:13:20.223
We tried to take the high road,[br]but look what she's done to us.
0:13:20.364,0:13:22.220
Everything smells like super glue.
0:13:22.220,0:13:24.940
What would you have us do, Ted?[br]Lie down and die?
0:13:24.940,0:13:27.795
- Well, no, but--[br]- Come on, dude.
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You're the John Wilkes Booth [br]of sling shots.
0:13:30.119,0:13:31.607
He's the guy that killed Lincoln.
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You got this.
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(sighs) Fine, okay, I'll do it.
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Well, that's what friends are for, right?
0:13:37.449,0:13:39.114
That's the spirit, Ted!
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Let's roll.
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(heroic music)
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Oh, already hard at work, I see. Huh?
0:13:59.155,0:14:01.783
If you need more bleach, [br]there's...okay, what?
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What the heck is that?
0:14:03.597,0:14:04.674
Oh, didn't you hear?
0:14:04.674,0:14:07.104
I hosting a 24 hour [br]game design competition.
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So much for bathroom duty.
0:14:09.397,0:14:12.381
Oh, nice try, Key![br]But if you want to host
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a school event, you're gonna need--
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Wavers, signed in triplicate by Calhoun.
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Okay...um...fine, fine.
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Once you're done, just go [br]clean the bathroom, okay?
0:14:22.093,0:14:24.646
In 24 hours it will be Zoe's turn [br]to clean the bathroom.
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So...I win.
0:14:26.710,0:14:29.285
(typing)
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What?
0:14:30.463,0:14:34.347
This-This isn't you, Key![br]Why are you being such a jerk?
0:14:34.347,0:14:35.806
Because life is meaningless.
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- Huh.[br]- (typing)
0:14:37.954,0:14:44.026
I have a game to design,[br]so if you could just please leave.
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Or stay and design a game.[br]It's a game jam.
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(groans)
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(sirens wail)
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(gunfire)
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Sushi_Princess wins.
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(man) GTFO, Jenny! [br]You suck! (laughs)
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You wanna come say that to my face?!
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Oh, that's what I thought.
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(girl) So, it really is you.
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Who's asking?
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The number one player [br]in that game you just sucked at.
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You're Sushi_Princess?
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What happened to you, Matrix?[br]You used to be my hero.
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You used to be the best.
0:15:36.263,0:15:38.978
Then Brian gave you cooties [br]and you've sucked ever since.
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Okay, well, that is not fair.
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- (spits)[br]- (gasps)
0:15:41.869,0:15:43.499
Life ain't fair![br]Grow a pair.
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Sushi_Princess.
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I really like that kid.
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(sarcastically) Yay, mom's here.
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Come on, let's get a burger.[br]Pity party's over.
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I did [the train] of memory
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Oh, what...
0:16:05.748,0:16:07.154
I've lost her forever, old buddy.
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...reverie
0:16:12.369,0:16:17.556
Ooh
0:16:17.734,0:16:23.401
Ooh
0:16:34.297,0:16:40.608
(ominous music)
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(tribal wailing)
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(tribal wailing)
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(tribal drumming)
0:17:52.264,0:17:53.608
Go, crap![br]They made us!
0:17:53.608,0:17:55.508
Wha-whoa-whoa! (grunts)
0:17:55.508,0:17:56.705
Good job, Ted.
0:17:56.705,0:17:58.225
Oh, my tail bone!
0:17:58.225,0:17:59.616
(Dutchess) Well, well, well.
0:17:59.616,0:18:01.455
His majesty's loyal lap dog.
0:18:01.455,0:18:03.518
Dutchess, I'm really sorry[br]about your hair.
0:18:03.518,0:18:07.941
Oh, uh...
0:18:07.941,0:18:09.662
Well, in that case I guess [br]we're even, huh?
0:18:09.662,0:18:11.968
So truce peace?[br]Oh, please, Dutchess, please!
0:18:11.968,0:18:14.138
Please, please, I just back to school.[br]All I want is to play video games.
0:18:14.138,0:18:18.960
Ugh, Ted.[br]You're right.
0:18:18.960,0:18:20.944
You've had a tough week.
0:18:20.944,0:18:26.508
- Oh, that was very nice of you.[br]- Calhoun!
0:18:26.508,0:18:28.361
- Ted did it.[br]- Wha-?
0:18:28.361,0:18:32.837
TED!
0:18:32.837,0:18:36.626
- (school bell rings)[br]- Detention for the rest of the day.
0:18:36.626,0:18:38.058
Calhoun, I swear it wasn't me.
0:18:38.239,0:18:41.691
Ted, I'm a grown man[br]with gum in my hair!
0:18:41.691,0:18:44.679
Someone's going down.[br]That someone is you.
0:18:44.679,0:18:45.901
- But--[br]- Spare me.
0:18:45.901,0:18:48.372
You and the Drifters have been [br]pulling this crap all year.
0:18:48.372,0:18:52.478
(sighs) Yes, sir.[br]I'm sorry, sir.
0:18:52.478,0:18:58.090
Look, I know it's tough,[br]what's happened with your dad.
0:18:58.090,0:19:01.480
And being a teen is hard, I guess.
0:19:01.480,0:19:04.209
But, dammit, grow up!
0:19:04.209,0:19:07.794
(rustling)
0:19:07.794,0:19:10.379
(fire alarm rings)
0:19:10.379,0:19:12.465
This school better be on fire.
0:19:12.465,0:19:14.095
Don't move.
0:19:14.095,0:19:19.473
Well, what if it is on fire?
0:19:19.473,0:19:24.414
(phone rings)
0:19:24.414,0:19:27.180
Uh, Calhoun's office.
0:19:27.180,0:19:29.144
Ted, this is DK.[br]Get the coupon.
0:19:29.144,0:19:30.607
Bottom left drawer. Go!
0:19:30.607,0:19:34.453
- DK, I just got super in trouble![br]- Get that coupon!
0:19:34.453,0:19:36.271
- (hangs up)[br]- GOD!
0:19:36.271,0:19:38.544
BAH!
0:19:40.379,0:19:43.756
Key Swan!
0:19:43.756,0:19:47.470
How do you make, um, video games?
0:19:47.470,0:19:49.516
First rule: no talking.
0:19:50.802,0:19:52.371
Second rule: sit over there.
0:19:53.820,0:19:56.223
Okay.
0:19:56.223,0:20:00.777
Hello, knock, knock, knock!
0:20:00.777,0:20:01.959
Ding dong![br]Hello?
0:20:01.959,0:20:02.939
(chuckles)
0:20:02.939,0:20:04.399
(sighs) What is this?[br]What're you doing?
0:20:04.399,0:20:07.840
Well, as Head RA, it is my duty[br]to help students in need.
0:20:07.840,0:20:10.952
And, Miss Swan, you need [br]to talk about your feels.
0:20:10.952,0:20:11.811
Hmm?
0:20:11.811,0:20:14.627
So I'm not going to leave[br]here until you do.
0:20:14.627,0:20:16.479
I'm an artist.[br]I don't talk.
0:20:16.479,0:20:18.144
I create.
0:20:18.144,0:20:20.340
Hey, what is this?
0:20:20.340,0:20:24.421
(owls hoot)
0:20:24.421,0:20:27.104
Huh. Hey, this is kinda cool.
0:20:27.104,0:20:29.076
How do you jump?
0:20:37.826,0:20:39.565
- You can leave now.[br]- What, that's it?
0:20:39.717,0:20:42.195
You just walk until you let go [br]and then you die?
0:20:42.195,0:20:43.598
Yep, that's the whole game.
0:20:43.598,0:20:46.446
But that's stupid![br]What's the point of playing?
0:20:46.446,0:20:47.931
Exactly.
0:20:47.931,0:20:51.101
Oh my god, Key![br]Please be more pretentious.
0:20:51.101,0:20:53.300
It's not pretentious, Wendell.[br]You're just too dumb to get it.
0:20:53.300,0:20:56.979
(mumbling) That's right, Wendell.[br]You're dumb.
0:20:56.979,0:21:01.891
(scoffs) Well then, I guess [br]dumb old Wendell will just have
0:21:01.891,0:21:04.192
to play your dumb old game [br]until he figures it out.
0:21:04.192,0:21:06.703
There's nothing to figure out, Wendell.
0:21:06.703,0:21:10.627
Well, then it's gonna be [br]a loooong 21 hours, Key.
0:21:10.627,0:21:13.483
- I'm outta here.[br]- Bye.
0:21:20.973,0:21:22.754
How about some music?
0:21:24.940,0:21:28.525
(DJ) You're listening to NPR,[br]the [napalm] player report,
0:21:28.525,0:21:30.480
and we're talking with Ashley Barnstormer.
0:21:30.480,0:21:33.999
Great timing, mom.
0:21:33.999,0:21:38.679
Speaking of timing, I was gonna [br]tell you this after class
0:21:38.679,0:21:41.404
but the commandos need me [br]back earlier than I thought.
0:21:41.404,0:21:44.121
When do you leave?
0:21:44.121,0:21:46.979
The OTA's are Monday, so tomorrow.
0:21:46.979,0:21:51.108
Wow, that's great.
0:21:51.108,0:21:53.305
Yeah, the new owners [br]have to flex their muscles.
0:21:53.305,0:21:56.682
- And since school is wrapping up--[br]- Mom, it's fine.
0:21:56.682,0:21:58.585
You know, you gotta go.[br]I get it.
0:21:58.585,0:21:59.851
Have fun.
0:22:08.972,0:22:10.492
Why are you touching me?
0:22:10.492,0:22:12.668
I'm...comforting you?
0:22:12.668,0:22:14.187
Is that a question?
0:22:14.187,0:22:17.352
You know, I'm trying to be a mom here.
0:22:17.352,0:22:19.644
Yeah? Well, you're terrible at it.
0:22:19.644,0:22:22.020
Yeah? Well...(stammers)
0:22:22.020,0:22:23.490
Your boyfriend dumped you.
0:22:23.490,0:22:27.719
(laughs) You know, [br]I don't even know why we try.
0:22:27.719,0:22:29.436
Wow.
0:22:29.752,0:22:30.836
- No![br]- Yup.
0:22:30.836,0:22:35.031
Jenny! Wait![br]Come back here.
0:22:35.031,0:22:37.081
Jenny![br]Get back here!
0:22:37.081,0:22:38.810
Stop! Stop!
0:22:39.223,0:22:40.409
(shrieks)
0:22:40.409,0:22:42.538
- What?![br]- You are stopping.
0:22:42.538,0:22:45.437
Okay, mom.[br]Here's your chance.
0:22:45.437,0:22:47.718
- Parent me.[br]- Oh, shit.
0:22:47.718,0:22:48.977
I don't know.
0:22:48.977,0:22:53.527
Listen, you don't need me here, okay?
0:22:53.527,0:22:56.710
You're one of the best [br]in the league and next year--
0:22:56.710,0:22:59.101
Mom, I know, okay?[br]This isn't even about you.
0:22:59.101,0:23:00.687
Oh, thank god.[br]Wait?
0:23:00.687,0:23:03.525
- Then what's the problem?[br]- (sighs)
0:23:03.525,0:23:08.097
The problem is everything else!
0:23:08.097,0:23:12.519
All right? I am an angry, unhappy person.
0:23:12.519,0:23:15.106
That's probably why I [br]punched Ashley in the face,
0:23:15.106,0:23:18.985
and why I have no real friends,[br]and why I just ruined
0:23:18.985,0:23:23.076
my relationship with the only person[br]in my life who's ever really loved me.
0:23:23.076,0:23:29.971
Present company sort of excluded, [br]I guess, and dad, or...
0:23:29.971,0:23:31.506
(grunts)
0:23:31.506,0:23:36.140
(sighs)
0:23:36.710,0:23:39.036
(train whistles)
0:23:50.039,0:23:51.541
Brian wants to get back together.
0:23:53.486,0:23:58.393
Which means that he hasn't realized [br]that I'm a total sociopath
0:23:58.393,0:24:01.086
that cares more about [br]video games than people.
0:24:01.086,0:24:05.856
When he does, he's gonna [br]wanna break up again,
0:24:05.856,0:24:11.025
which is exactly what I deserve,[br]'cause I'm a shitty person.
0:24:11.025,0:24:16.144
You're not a shitty person.
0:24:17.730,0:24:19.230
How would you know that?
0:24:19.230,0:24:23.551
A shitty person is a mom [br]that walks out on her husband
0:24:23.551,0:24:26.779
and her little girl just to get [br]another trophy under her belt.
0:24:26.779,0:24:32.626
Not a 16 year old girl[br]with hopes and dreams.
0:24:32.626,0:24:40.649
Just the fact that you even care [br]about other people's feelings,
0:24:40.649,0:24:43.679
that makes you, you know, fine.
0:24:43.679,0:24:51.219
(touching music)
0:24:54.473,0:24:55.573
I'm gonna miss you, kid.
0:24:58.073,0:24:58.801
Me too.
0:25:04.670,0:25:05.572
(sighs)
0:25:14.679,0:25:16.452
(breathes heavily)
0:25:20.428,0:25:22.315
(breathes heavily)
0:25:25.561,0:25:26.596
(breathes heavily)
0:25:26.596,0:25:28.419
Stop, stop that.[br]Stop doing that.
0:25:28.419,0:25:30.647
Sorry.
0:25:30.647,0:25:34.364
Just Brian messing up again like always.
0:25:34.364,0:25:38.136
Okay, what is it?[br]Spit it out.
0:25:38.136,0:25:40.117
(sighs)
0:25:40.117,0:25:45.375
It's just when Jenny and I broke up,[br]and I wanna fix it.
0:25:45.375,0:25:47.706
Or, I don't know,[br]maybe I don't.
0:25:47.706,0:25:50.656
Maybe I'm meant to be alone. (sighs)
0:25:50.656,0:25:52.969
I don't wanna die.
0:25:52.969,0:25:56.458
Calhoun, please.[br]I don't have a dad.
0:25:56.458,0:25:59.672
I just danced with my cat.[br]I need an adult.
0:25:59.672,0:26:04.376
- (sighs) Do you like her?[br]- Yes.
0:26:04.376,0:26:05.937
Are you in high school?
0:26:05.937,0:26:07.905
(puzzled) Yes.
0:26:07.905,0:26:12.902
Welcome to the wonderful world [br]of having no problems!
0:26:12.902,0:26:14.065
No, no!
0:26:14.065,0:26:15.150
Calhoun, the problem is...
0:26:15.150,0:26:17.620
even if we get back together...
0:26:17.620,0:26:21.150
I don't know.
0:26:21.150,0:26:24.988
I'm never gonna be the most [br]important thing in her life.
0:26:24.988,0:26:29.086
Yeah, that's 'cause she's smarter [br]than most teenage girls, all right?
0:26:29.086,0:26:31.164
You're her high school boyfriend.
0:26:31.164,0:26:33.605
You should be happy she even talks to you.
0:26:33.605,0:26:34.853
- But--[br]- But.
0:26:34.853,0:26:36.099
- But.[br]- But.
0:26:36.099,0:26:37.899
But shut up, okay?
0:26:37.899,0:26:41.439
This is your first relationship.[br]It's like your first car.
0:26:41.439,0:26:44.659
You're gonna go fast,[br]way too fast.
0:26:44.659,0:26:46.096
You're probably gonna wreck it.
0:26:46.096,0:26:49.579
So wear a seat belt and enjoy the ride.
0:26:49.579,0:26:53.700
Calhoun, I'm gonna be honest.
0:26:53.700,0:26:58.411
I'm trying to open up to you here,[br]but you're really not helping.
0:26:58.411,0:27:01.996
Maybe that's because I'm not the one [br]you should be opening up to.
0:27:01.996,0:27:06.713
Boom.[br]Nailed it.
0:27:37.723,0:27:40.959
(sighs) Hey, guys, I--
0:27:41.653,0:27:43.935
Ah, Theodore.[br]You return.
0:27:43.935,0:27:48.059
And with my coupon, I see.
0:27:48.059,0:27:49.468
Well done!
0:27:49.468,0:27:53.877
You're playing my game without me.
0:27:53.877,0:27:56.181
(DK) Not anymore.[br]We're out of candy
0:27:56.181,0:27:57.929
and we beat all the levels.
0:27:57.929,0:28:03.082
Before it expires?
0:28:03.082,0:28:04.904
No.
0:28:04.904,0:28:06.937
Um, yes.
0:28:06.937,0:28:08.197
No!
0:28:08.197,0:28:10.356
- I command you--[br]- I said NO.
0:28:10.356,0:28:12.377
- Ted--[br]- You ate my dead dad candy.
0:28:12.377,0:28:14.128
I am the drift king!
0:28:14.128,0:28:15.791
Yeah, well maybe you shouldn't be.
0:28:15.791,0:28:19.343
Seriously, we do bad stuff [br]for you all the time,
0:28:19.343,0:28:21.133
but you don't care.
0:28:21.133,0:28:25.057
You only care about yourself.[br]You're not a king, dude.
0:28:25.057,0:28:27.840
You're a senior![br]You're going to college next year.
0:28:27.840,0:28:30.471
Just grow the hell up!
0:28:30.471,0:28:34.524
(sighs) I could be a better king than you.
0:28:34.524,0:28:42.624
Is that a challenge, Ted?
0:28:42.624,0:28:46.105
Yeah, it is.
0:28:46.105,0:28:49.817
I challenge you [br]for the title of Drift King.
0:28:49.817,0:28:54.305
I accept.
0:28:54.305,0:28:58.072
And when you race against king...
0:28:58.072,0:28:59.733
(snaps finger)
0:29:00.887,0:29:03.684
..you race against his kingdom.
0:29:04.812,0:29:08.115
Let's drift.
0:29:09.031,0:29:14.567
(revving engines)
0:29:23.716,0:29:29.517
(heavy metal music)
0:29:42.039,0:29:44.800
(tires squeal)
0:29:44.800,0:29:50.209
(engines rev)
0:31:09.922,0:31:15.966
(engine hums distantly)
0:31:18.372,0:31:23.249
(engine roars)
0:31:23.407,0:31:24.395
(birds whistle)
0:31:24.395,0:31:25.461
(engine roars)
0:31:26.599,0:31:30.987
(tires squeal)
0:31:39.397,0:31:44.607
(clock ticks)
0:31:53.677,0:32:08.657
(tires squeal)
0:32:14.927,0:32:16.622
Sorry, DK.
0:32:19.037,0:32:22.660
(tires squeal)
0:32:38.118,0:32:41.727
(tires squeal)
0:32:51.737,0:32:52.867
Oh!
0:33:08.311,0:33:15.472
(tires squeal)
0:33:59.706,0:34:01.049
The kingdom's yours, DK.
0:34:47.870,0:34:50.231
(sighs) Okay, Wendell.[br]I'm only talking to you
0:34:50.231,0:34:51.921
because you're sleeping.
0:34:51.921,0:34:54.449
And last week I burned my diary[br]to see what the ashes would look like.
0:34:54.449,0:34:58.805
Which was stupid.[br]I don't know why I did that.
0:34:58.805,0:35:02.052
I don't really know [br]what's happening to me.
0:35:10.572,0:35:13.919
You know I still have all my grandparents?
0:35:14.708,0:35:18.198
Ted's father is dead, but I still get [br]four sweaters for Christmas every year.
0:35:18.198,0:35:21.426
Which just seems really mean to me.
0:35:21.426,0:35:26.142
It's callous and random.[br]And then it's over.
0:35:26.142,0:35:30.791
I don't really know why [br]I'm playing anymore.
0:35:30.791,0:35:35.395
(murmuring in sleep)
0:35:37.482,0:35:38.950
It's not your fault though.
0:35:38.950,0:35:42.486
(sighs)
0:35:45.254,0:35:50.256
(typing)
0:35:56.367,0:36:00.647
(computer blips)
0:36:40.878,0:36:45.373
(alarm beeps)
0:36:45.373,0:36:47.138
(sighs)
0:36:55.328,0:36:56.436
(cell phone bloops)
0:36:58.124,0:36:59.142
(sighs)
0:37:08.667,0:37:12.231
(sighs)
0:37:15.308,0:37:18.046
(muttering in sleep)
0:37:31.338,0:37:34.552
(birds whistle)
0:37:35.205,0:37:36.511
(sighs)
0:37:52.001,0:37:53.226
Hey.
0:37:53.662,0:37:56.047
Look, let me go first, all right?[br]I gotta get this out.
0:37:56.047,0:37:57.956
Okay.
0:37:59.528,0:38:02.255
(sighs) I never really had a dad.
0:38:02.255,0:38:07.795
And my mom was an addict,[br]so I pretty much took care of myself.
0:38:07.795,0:38:13.205
And I got used to being alone.[br]I got pretty good at it.
0:38:13.205,0:38:16.984
But then I came here and I met Ted,
0:38:16.984,0:38:19.748
and I met Key, and I met you.
0:38:19.748,0:38:24.754
And I fell for you like that.
0:38:25.471,0:38:30.653
And for the first time,[br]I didn't feel alone.
0:38:34.856,0:38:36.507
And when I thought you were leaving,
0:38:36.507,0:38:41.401
I should've been happy for you.[br]I should've, but...
0:38:41.401,0:38:45.879
I was so scared of losing you[br]that I lashed out.
0:38:45.879,0:38:50.380
And it was selfish, and it was horrible,
0:38:50.380,0:38:53.224
and I'm so sorry that I hurt you, Jenny.
0:38:57.383,0:38:58.482
(sighs)
0:39:05.899,0:39:07.321
I'm glad you went first.
0:39:08.902,0:39:10.256
Why, what were you going to say?
0:39:14.120,0:39:18.510
(touching music)
0:39:24.074,0:39:29.696
(groans) Well, the game jam's [br]almost over, Key.
0:39:29.696,0:39:34.407
Okay, I guess you win.[br]Life really is meaningless, huh?
0:39:34.828,0:39:37.715
(victory music)
0:39:38.255,0:39:40.247
What?
0:39:44.067,0:39:45.168
No!
0:39:46.137,0:39:50.721
Wait, huh?
0:39:51.886,0:39:53.327
What is that? (gasps)
0:39:57.090,0:40:00.002
Oh! Oh my god! (gasps)
0:40:00.002,0:40:07.341
Oh my god! (laughs)[br]Look this--this is awesome!
0:40:07.875,0:40:10.735
Oh! I'm flying.[br]It's me.
0:40:10.735,0:40:12.992
I'm flying![br]I'm flying!
0:40:12.992,0:40:14.478
Key, it's me.[br]I'm flying.
0:40:14.478,0:40:19.304
Oh my god![br]This game rules!
0:40:19.505,0:40:20.621
(laughs)
0:40:20.621,0:40:21.689
(gasps)
0:40:35.276,0:40:38.678
That's the best game ever.
0:40:40.515,0:40:41.871
(gasps)
0:40:46.791,0:40:48.715
You're great, [Ari Wendell].
0:40:49.485,0:40:53.005
Thanks, Key.
0:40:53.443,0:40:56.849
Oh! (laughs)
0:41:00.548,0:41:02.728
- What was that?[br]- It's nothing.
0:41:02.728,0:41:04.956
Okay, now go clean the bathroom.
0:41:04.956,0:41:06.153
(laughs)
0:41:06.153,0:41:07.611
- Okay.[br]- I'm serious.
0:41:07.611,0:41:08.779
Okay.
0:41:09.673,0:41:10.737
It's this way.
0:41:11.457,0:41:13.221
Smash Mouth signed a contract.
0:41:13.221,0:41:14.984
If we re-neg, we owe them big.
0:41:14.984,0:41:16.128
Fine, whatever.
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Just make sure they're [br]not in the teacher's lounge.
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- Anything else?[br]- I got something!
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Barnstormer!
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Hey, Calhoulligan.
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Just came by to give you the good news.
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Napalm broke 400. Hah!
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- [?] a champion.[br]- Awesome news, brother.
0:41:34.090,0:41:36.716
Shane.
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Shane Barnstorm.
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Yeah, didn't I tell you?
0:41:42.766,0:41:46.657
Oh wait, no.[br]I faked my own death.
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I changed my name to Pizza,[br]and then I took down
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your school from the inside.
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Oops. (mad chuckle)
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- (camera snaps)[br]- (laughter)
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What a face!
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You really should've taken that check.
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Fuck!
0:42:09.048,0:42:10.506
Hey, guys, mind if we join?
0:42:10.506,0:42:12.349
Heck yeah, we don't. [br]Sit down.
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(sighs)
0:42:17.833,0:42:20.385
Well, looks like everything's [br]back to normal.
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Good morning, VGHS!
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I hope you're enjoying [br]that cafeteria breakfast
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because it's your last
0:42:34.259,0:42:37.617
(yelling)
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(students murmur)
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(student) Oh no!
0:42:56.045,0:42:57.885
(screaming)
0:42:58.104,0:43:00.987
(cackling)
0:43:11.224,0:43:12.921
You cannot win!
0:43:13.735,0:43:16.709
(cackling)
0:43:17.577,0:43:23.119
(ominous music)