0:00:06.635,0:00:08.060 This is outrageous! 0:00:08.060,0:00:10.265 We're the best twin gamers in the world. 0:00:10.265,0:00:13.406 Did you not see us [br]at the Twin Cyber Olympics? 0:00:13.406,0:00:14.730 Nah, I did. 0:00:14.730,0:00:16.170 The answer's still no. 0:00:16.170,0:00:18.379 Mom, checkbook. 0:00:18.379,0:00:20.838 And Mr. Calhoun, 0:00:20.838,0:00:25.436 I'm sure that a dirty old poor person [br]like you making 30 grand a year 0:00:25.436,0:00:31.739 could benefit from a little, [br]I don't know, check for $900,000? 0:00:37.168,0:00:38.128 (ripping) 0:00:38.246,0:00:41.640 (gasps) 0:00:41.933,0:00:44.601 You're right, mom.[br]They are bad with money. 0:00:44.771,0:00:47.771 At first you weren't getting in[br]because you're 12 0:00:47.771,0:00:49.225 and this is a high school, 0:00:49.225,0:00:53.775 but now you're never getting in[br]'cause you're terrible people. 0:00:53.775,0:00:55.947 Terrible? (giggles) 0:00:55.947,0:00:59.421 If we're so terrible,[br]how come we get everything we want? 0:00:59.421,0:01:01.587 Exactly what a terrible person would say. 0:01:01.587,0:01:02.927 Please leave. 0:01:02.927,0:01:05.157 (scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball? 0:01:05.157,0:01:07.712 Mom, buy his school for us. 0:01:07.712,0:01:10.818 (Mom) Now, boys, I just bought[br]you an energy drink company to run. 0:01:10.818,0:01:11.915 (both) But mom! 0:01:11.915,0:01:13.000 (mom) Tell you what. 0:01:13.000,0:01:16.920 Get your stock up to $400 a share[br]and maybe we'll buy you VGHS. 0:01:16.920,0:01:18.361 You hear that, Calhoun? 0:01:18.361,0:01:20.911 - Hostile takeover.[br]- We're gonna buy your dumb school 0:01:20.911,0:01:22.368 and throw you out on the street! 0:01:22.368,0:01:24.381 You'll rue the day you [br]ever said no to Ashton-- 0:01:24.381,0:01:25.375 And Shane. 0:01:25.375,0:01:26.764 Barnstormer! 0:02:06.334,0:02:10.440 Move over Napalm, [br]'cause Jock Juice has come to town! 0:02:10.573,0:02:11.945 This is where your money belongs. 0:02:12.339,0:02:14.452 Teenagers are clapping [br]hard for Jock Juice. 0:02:14.452,0:02:17.595 Well, my win, as with all my wins,[br]can be attributed 0:02:17.595,0:02:20.721 solely to this delicious [br]beverage, Jock Juice. 0:02:20.721,0:02:22.904 Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice! 0:02:22.904,0:02:25.521 Slam it into your underpants [br]and feel the surge. 0:02:25.521,0:02:27.203 (sipping) 0:02:27.203,0:02:29.926 Jock Juice, uh! 0:02:29.926,0:02:33.417 Uh...uhhh... 0:02:33.507,0:02:35.330 Okay, it's good.[br]It's good, it's a good beverage. 0:03:20.890,0:03:24.055 (school bell rings) 0:03:26.786,0:03:27.480 Next. 0:03:32.994,0:03:34.301 Name? 0:03:35.065,0:03:36.008 Shane. 0:03:36.456,0:03:38.131 Shane Pizza. 0:03:40.984,0:03:41.920 (bell clatters) 0:03:41.920,0:03:43.201 Whoo, lemme hear it ring! 0:03:43.201,0:03:45.503 Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top! 0:03:45.503,0:03:48.123 Hey, back to work. 0:03:58.863,0:04:02.396 Do you wanna hear about how [br]the real world's the place for me? 0:04:06.015,0:04:09.324 Things looking out there [br]won't look better on the T.V. screen 0:04:12.979,0:04:14.546 Is there a better way? 0:04:14.546,0:04:16.256 I don't care what you say. 0:04:16.256,0:04:17.822 I just wanna play! 0:04:17.822,0:04:19.518 We all just wanna play! 0:04:20.229,0:04:21.468 Things will be all right 0:04:21.468,0:04:23.664 Soon as I get back to school. 0:04:33.735,0:04:35.605 Well, here we go, guys. 0:04:35.605,0:04:38.048 Ted, you call us if you [br]need anything, okay? 0:04:38.048,0:04:39.015 Yes, sir. 0:04:39.015,0:04:41.176 Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything. 0:04:41.176,0:04:44.134 Especially Overdrift Rally Rash! 0:04:44.134,0:04:45.653 - (laughter)[br]- You guys are tops. 0:04:45.653,0:04:52.858 Sweetie, you take care.[br]I'm gonna miss you. 0:04:52.858,0:04:54.355 Of course. 0:04:54.355,0:04:55.961 Goodbye, parents. 0:05:04.231,0:05:08.101 All right! The boys [br]and [Key] are back in town. 0:05:08.287,0:05:11.921 Watch out, [?] and Jess.[br]We're comin' for ya! 0:05:12.616,0:05:15.275 Aw, come on, [Key]. 0:05:15.301,0:05:17.433 The election was, like, forever ago. 0:05:17.433,0:05:18.963 Noone's gonna remember who you are. 0:05:18.963,0:05:22.484 And Brian, dude, come on. 0:05:22.484,0:05:25.535 You and Jenny, come on! 0:05:25.535,0:05:27.184 Dude! 0:05:27.184,0:05:30.295 I know, I know, you're right.[br]I just...I don't know. 0:05:30.295,0:05:33.554 I think I know what I gotta say to her,[br]and I'm nervous. 0:05:33.554,0:05:35.217 I hope she takes me back. 0:05:40.787,0:05:44.531 Did this school get bigger,[br]or did we get smaller? 0:05:44.847,0:05:47.801 (chuckles) Looks like [br]the same old VGHS to me. 0:05:53.846,0:05:56.558 Give it up for [The Silver [br]Sun Pickups], everybody. 0:05:57.023,0:06:00.281 That's why we come [br]to school on a Sunday, people. 0:06:00.281,0:06:03.508 Now, on to morning announcements. 0:06:03.508,0:06:04.983 Good news. 0:06:04.983,0:06:07.982 I noticed that the student fund[br]was getting a little low, 0:06:07.982,0:06:14.687 so I dug into my big ol' pizza pockets[br]and got some...drum roll please. 0:06:15.083,0:06:17.578 (drum roll) 0:06:17.578,0:06:20.502 New computers for the social gamers! 0:06:20.502,0:06:21.794 Come on down, you guys. 0:06:22.038,0:06:23.288 (cheering) 0:06:23.288,0:06:27.517 Oh, man.[br]Don't they look happy. 0:06:27.517,0:06:30.538 (cheering) 0:06:30.538,0:06:33.528 Now, I didn't have to do that. 0:06:33.528,0:06:35.027 But I did. 0:06:35.027,0:06:38.049 Because we're all one big family. 0:06:38.049,0:06:43.880 You are my family.[br]You are mine! 0:06:43.880,0:06:46.108 You my mine, VGHS! 0:06:46.108,0:06:48.268 (cheering) 0:06:48.268,0:06:53.342 That's [hucking those omelettes], gang.[br]Smash Mouth is up next. 0:06:53.462,0:06:55.174 (cheering) 0:06:55.174,0:06:56.339 What? 0:06:56.579,0:07:01.631 Oh, here she comes.[br]Way to go, Heather. 0:07:01.631,0:07:03.398 (gasps) God! 0:07:18.038,0:07:19.919 God! No![br]What? No running! 0:07:20.171,0:07:21.541 Please, no throwing stuff! 0:07:21.541,0:07:23.659 I-huh-hey![br]Hey, [Key]! 0:07:23.659,0:07:25.093 - You're back.[br]- Yes. 0:07:25.093,0:07:28.146 - I see they've made you RA.[br]- Yeah, well, once you left 0:07:28.146,0:07:30.745 nobody wanted to take the job,[br]so I thought, "I'll do it!" 0:07:30.745,0:07:32.040 Hey, hey. 0:07:32.040,0:07:36.260 Anywhos, so it's been really tough,[br]but you're back, so that's great. 0:07:36.260,0:07:42.811 Um...so...speaking of which,[br]you have bathroom duty today. 0:07:48.471,0:07:51.321 Uh, the girls, they say it's clean,[br]but they know I won't go in there, 0:07:51.480,0:07:53.060 so I think they're lying. (chuckles) 0:07:53.060,0:07:55.451 Will you-will you get that [br]done by tomorrow, please? 0:07:55.451,0:07:57.103 Nope. 0:07:58.462,0:08:00.431 Oh, come on![br]Not you too, [Key]. 0:08:00.431,0:08:03.450 Why does nobody listen to me?! (whines) 0:08:06.690,0:08:08.268 It's because you're weak, [Wendell]. 0:08:08.541,0:08:12.947 - And the world preys on the weak.[br]- Guh! 0:08:12.947,0:08:14.937 God, what's wrong with you? 0:08:14.937,0:08:17.292 I thought-I thought helping [br]people was your thing. 0:08:17.292,0:08:19.353 I have a new thing now. 0:08:19.353,0:08:20.455 What?! 0:08:20.738,0:08:24.453 (Wendell) You're getting [br]a frownie sticker, Key! 0:08:29.293,0:08:31.014 Go ahead.[br]I don't care. 0:08:31.367,0:08:33.898 Like crap you don't, Key Swan! 0:08:33.898,0:08:35.857 You invented the sticker system, okay? 0:08:35.857,0:08:38.765 You're the only one who cares [br]about it and-and if you don't clean 0:08:38.765,0:08:42.022 the bathroom in 24 hours,[br]your name is getting a frownie sticker! 0:08:42.022,0:08:44.751 (Wendell) 24 hours, Key! 0:08:44.751,0:08:47.306 (vrooming) 0:08:47.306,0:08:48.901 Brake! (imitates squealing wheels) 0:08:48.901,0:08:51.917 What up, Drift people![br]Who's ready to get their rally on...? 0:08:57.464,0:08:58.724 (DK) Theodore! 0:08:59.792,0:09:00.812 Old friend! 0:09:01.157,0:09:04.013 You find us at our darkest hour. 0:09:04.013,0:09:05.797 Sorry about that whole "dad" thing. 0:09:05.797,0:09:08.115 We got you a basket. 0:09:08.115,0:09:12.737 Oh, thanks.[br]What happened to your head? 0:09:12.737,0:09:17.066 The Dutchess of Fart and her [br]Fart Goons shaved it in my sleep! 0:09:17.066,0:09:18.483 What?! Why? 0:09:18.483,0:09:21.972 She thinks that if I have no hair[br]I won't want that coupon for that perm. 0:09:21.972,0:09:25.373 They've been breaking us all week.[br]I think it's time we strike back. 0:09:26.838,0:09:27.826 Hide this in your pants. 0:09:29.206,0:09:31.772 I was really hoping we could play. 0:09:31.772,0:09:34.923 Oh, play later.[br]First...to war! 0:09:34.923,0:09:40.014 (heroic music) 0:09:40.181,0:09:41.776 Aw, man! 0:09:45.070,0:09:48.512 (explosions) 0:09:48.512,0:09:51.030 (gunfire) 0:09:56.948,0:09:59.143 Lieutenant, start the engine! 0:09:59.143,0:10:03.585 Sir, I can't solve this equation![br]Do you know the variable? 0:10:03.585,0:10:06.983 I don't.[br]But maybe you do. 0:10:06.983,0:10:13.416 Okay, gang, master chief [br]can't fix his warthog 0:10:13.416,0:10:15.708 until we find the correct equation. 0:10:15.708,0:10:18.233 Anyone? 0:10:19.061,0:10:25.330 Uh, is the equation Jenny minus [br]Brian equals "Can I get a taste?" 0:10:25.330,0:10:26.669 (laughter) 0:10:26.669,0:10:27.780 Get out, Sebastian. 0:10:27.780,0:10:30.324 - Worth a shot.[br]- (teacher) Out! 0:10:30.324,0:10:34.202 - It's X - 2.[br]- (chuckling) 0:10:34.202,0:10:35.592 I'm also smart. 0:10:35.592,0:10:38.642 (sighs) 0:10:39.655,0:10:41.128 Jenny, show us how it's done. 0:10:43.056,0:10:44.202 (sighs) 0:10:52.505,0:10:54.233 (explosion) 0:10:54.233,0:10:56.324 (laughter) 0:10:56.324,0:10:57.956 Nice going, craptain. 0:10:57.956,0:10:59.812 Can't even hit a variable. 0:10:59.812,0:11:02.157 (students "ooh") 0:11:02.157,0:11:04.259 Keep missing, Jenny.[br]It's still funny. 0:11:04.259,0:11:05.786 Okay, that's enough. 0:11:05.786,0:11:08.244 Yeah, so, I'm ditching. 0:11:08.244,0:11:09.501 Peace. 0:11:10.290,0:11:11.852 Don't miss the door on your way out! 0:11:11.852,0:11:13.971 Ooh! 0:11:15.101,0:11:18.281 (country music) 0:11:23.350,0:11:24.940 Oh, hey, Rosie.[br]I'm taking my break. 0:11:25.484,0:11:26.647 Go get her, kid. 0:11:27.167,0:11:30.515 (country music) 0:11:32.891,0:11:35.021 Hey, J-Jenny.[br]What's up, stranger? 0:11:35.021,0:11:36.415 Brian, you're back. 0:11:36.415,0:11:38.626 Yeah, just hangin' out. 0:11:38.626,0:11:40.388 Well, what're you up to? 0:11:40.388,0:11:42.313 Just ditching class. 0:11:42.313,0:11:45.511 Uh-oh...cool, that's new for you. 0:11:45.511,0:11:48.427 Yeah, so is being dumped [br]and made fun of by the entire school. 0:11:48.427,0:11:51.545 - Oh.[br]- Did you need something? 0:11:51.545,0:11:54.031 Uh, yeah. 0:11:54.031,0:11:57.988 I had a whole game plan, but... 0:11:57.988,0:12:00.843 but you just said...[br]I kinda gotta change it. 0:12:00.843,0:12:03.767 Um, listen. 0:12:03.767,0:12:07.940 I've had some time [br]to think about it and I'm sorry. 0:12:07.940,0:12:13.978 Okay, no. (sighs)[br]I'm sorry. 0:12:13.978,0:12:16.620 I just think that we should talk about us. 0:12:16.620,0:12:19.163 Brian, I don't even know what I [br]would say to you about "us" right now. 0:12:19.605,0:12:23.450 Uh, well for starters I was hoping [br]there could even be an us... 0:12:23.450,0:12:24.788 and you're leaving. 0:12:26.325,0:12:31.399 (country music) 0:12:32.107,0:12:34.477 Um, so, what're we doing again? 0:12:34.477,0:12:35.494 Goddamn it, Ted! 0:12:35.494,0:12:37.203 How many times do we [br]have to explain this? 0:12:37.635,0:12:41.005 [Jefferson High] won [br]the Trivia Bowl last week, 0:12:41.005,0:12:44.663 and the first place prize was one coupon [br]for a highlight and perm 0:12:44.663,0:12:46.683 at the Beyond Two Souls Beauty Salon. 0:12:46.683,0:12:47.669 (chains rattle) 0:12:47.669,0:12:48.963 I thought I deserved it. 0:12:48.963,0:12:51.156 She thought differently. 0:12:51.156,0:12:54.763 We quarreled and a Calhoun [br]took the coupon away. 0:12:54.763,0:12:57.208 He won't give it back until [br]we decide on who gets it. 0:12:57.208,0:12:59.810 That's when the pranks began. 0:12:59.810,0:13:05.188 Um, okay.[br]So what do you want me to do? 0:13:05.188,0:13:11.143 Shoot her in the head. 0:13:11.143,0:13:12.825 Ew! Gum in the hair? 0:13:12.825,0:13:15.619 Dude, that's way gross and mean. 0:13:15.619,0:13:20.223 We tried to take the high road,[br]but look what she's done to us. 0:13:20.364,0:13:22.220 Everything smells like super glue. 0:13:22.220,0:13:24.940 What would you have us do, Ted?[br]Lie down and die? 0:13:24.940,0:13:27.795 - Well, no, but--[br]- Come on, dude. 0:13:27.795,0:13:30.119 You're the John Wilkes Booth [br]of sling shots. 0:13:30.119,0:13:31.607 He's the guy that killed Lincoln. 0:13:31.607,0:13:32.797 You got this. 0:13:32.797,0:13:35.722 (sighs) Fine, okay, I'll do it. 0:13:35.722,0:13:37.449 Well, that's what friends are for, right? 0:13:37.449,0:13:39.114 That's the spirit, Ted! 0:13:39.114,0:13:40.791 Let's roll. 0:13:40.791,0:13:45.946 (heroic music) 0:13:57.392,0:13:59.155 Oh, already hard at work, I see. Huh? 0:13:59.155,0:14:01.783 If you need more bleach, [br]there's...okay, what? 0:14:01.783,0:14:03.597 What the heck is that? 0:14:03.597,0:14:04.674 Oh, didn't you hear? 0:14:04.674,0:14:07.104 I hosting a 24 hour [br]game design competition. 0:14:07.104,0:14:09.397 So much for bathroom duty. 0:14:09.397,0:14:12.381 Oh, nice try, Key![br]But if you want to host 0:14:12.381,0:14:13.808 a school event, you're gonna need-- 0:14:13.808,0:14:16.130 Wavers, signed in triplicate by Calhoun. 0:14:16.130,0:14:19.943 Okay...um...fine, fine. 0:14:19.943,0:14:22.093 Once you're done, just go [br]clean the bathroom, okay? 0:14:22.093,0:14:24.646 In 24 hours it will be Zoe's turn [br]to clean the bathroom. 0:14:24.646,0:14:26.710 So...I win. 0:14:26.710,0:14:29.285 (typing) 0:14:29.285,0:14:30.463 What? 0:14:30.463,0:14:34.347 This-This isn't you, Key![br]Why are you being such a jerk? 0:14:34.347,0:14:35.806 Because life is meaningless. 0:14:35.806,0:14:37.954 - Huh.[br]- (typing) 0:14:37.954,0:14:44.026 I have a game to design,[br]so if you could just please leave. 0:14:44.026,0:14:46.869 Or stay and design a game.[br]It's a game jam. 0:14:46.869,0:14:49.930 (groans) 0:14:49.930,0:14:58.404 (sirens wail) 0:14:58.404,0:15:00.024 (gunfire) 0:15:06.401,0:15:08.196 Sushi_Princess wins. 0:15:08.196,0:15:12.016 (man) GTFO, Jenny! [br]You suck! (laughs) 0:15:12.016,0:15:13.781 You wanna come say that to my face?! 0:15:13.781,0:15:15.842 Oh, that's what I thought. 0:15:15.842,0:15:18.906 (girl) So, it really is you. 0:15:18.906,0:15:24.887 Who's asking? 0:15:24.887,0:15:28.436 The number one player [br]in that game you just sucked at. 0:15:28.436,0:15:31.685 You're Sushi_Princess? 0:15:31.685,0:15:34.870 What happened to you, Matrix?[br]You used to be my hero. 0:15:34.870,0:15:36.263 You used to be the best. 0:15:36.263,0:15:38.978 Then Brian gave you cooties [br]and you've sucked ever since. 0:15:38.978,0:15:40.900 Okay, well, that is not fair. 0:15:40.900,0:15:41.869 - (spits)[br]- (gasps) 0:15:41.869,0:15:43.499 Life ain't fair![br]Grow a pair. 0:15:43.499,0:15:44.953 Sushi_Princess. 0:15:44.953,0:15:50.701 I really like that kid. 0:15:50.701,0:15:53.155 (sarcastically) Yay, mom's here. 0:15:53.155,0:15:56.714 Come on, let's get a burger.[br]Pity party's over. 0:16:00.754,0:16:04.138 I did [the train] of memory 0:16:04.634,0:16:05.748 Oh, what... 0:16:05.748,0:16:07.154 I've lost her forever, old buddy. 0:16:07.154,0:16:10.220 ...reverie 0:16:12.369,0:16:17.556 Ooh 0:16:17.734,0:16:23.401 Ooh 0:16:34.297,0:16:40.608 (ominous music) 0:16:40.608,0:16:43.507 (tribal wailing) 0:16:55.361,0:16:58.621 (tribal wailing) 0:17:03.397,0:17:10.306 (tribal drumming) 0:17:52.264,0:17:53.608 Go, crap![br]They made us! 0:17:53.608,0:17:55.508 Wha-whoa-whoa! (grunts) 0:17:55.508,0:17:56.705 Good job, Ted. 0:17:56.705,0:17:58.225 Oh, my tail bone! 0:17:58.225,0:17:59.616 (Dutchess) Well, well, well. 0:17:59.616,0:18:01.455 His majesty's loyal lap dog. 0:18:01.455,0:18:03.518 Dutchess, I'm really sorry[br]about your hair. 0:18:03.518,0:18:07.941 Oh, uh... 0:18:07.941,0:18:09.662 Well, in that case I guess [br]we're even, huh? 0:18:09.662,0:18:11.968 So truce peace?[br]Oh, please, Dutchess, please! 0:18:11.968,0:18:14.138 Please, please, I just back to school.[br]All I want is to play video games. 0:18:14.138,0:18:18.960 Ugh, Ted.[br]You're right. 0:18:18.960,0:18:20.944 You've had a tough week. 0:18:20.944,0:18:26.508 - Oh, that was very nice of you.[br]- Calhoun! 0:18:26.508,0:18:28.361 - Ted did it.[br]- Wha-? 0:18:28.361,0:18:32.837 TED! 0:18:32.837,0:18:36.626 - (school bell rings)[br]- Detention for the rest of the day. 0:18:36.626,0:18:38.058 Calhoun, I swear it wasn't me. 0:18:38.239,0:18:41.691 Ted, I'm a grown man[br]with gum in my hair! 0:18:41.691,0:18:44.679 Someone's going down.[br]That someone is you. 0:18:44.679,0:18:45.901 - But--[br]- Spare me. 0:18:45.901,0:18:48.372 You and the Drifters have been [br]pulling this crap all year. 0:18:48.372,0:18:52.478 (sighs) Yes, sir.[br]I'm sorry, sir. 0:18:52.478,0:18:58.090 Look, I know it's tough,[br]what's happened with your dad. 0:18:58.090,0:19:01.480 And being a teen is hard, I guess. 0:19:01.480,0:19:04.209 But, dammit, grow up! 0:19:04.209,0:19:07.794 (rustling) 0:19:07.794,0:19:10.379 (fire alarm rings) 0:19:10.379,0:19:12.465 This school better be on fire. 0:19:12.465,0:19:14.095 Don't move. 0:19:14.095,0:19:19.473 Well, what if it is on fire? 0:19:19.473,0:19:24.414 (phone rings) 0:19:24.414,0:19:27.180 Uh, Calhoun's office. 0:19:27.180,0:19:29.144 Ted, this is DK.[br]Get the coupon. 0:19:29.144,0:19:30.607 Bottom left drawer. Go! 0:19:30.607,0:19:34.453 - DK, I just got super in trouble![br]- Get that coupon! 0:19:34.453,0:19:36.271 - (hangs up)[br]- GOD! 0:19:36.271,0:19:38.544 BAH! 0:19:40.379,0:19:43.756 Key Swan! 0:19:43.756,0:19:47.470 How do you make, um, video games? 0:19:47.470,0:19:49.516 First rule: no talking. 0:19:50.802,0:19:52.371 Second rule: sit over there. 0:19:53.820,0:19:56.223 Okay. 0:19:56.223,0:20:00.777 Hello, knock, knock, knock! 0:20:00.777,0:20:01.959 Ding dong![br]Hello? 0:20:01.959,0:20:02.939 (chuckles) 0:20:02.939,0:20:04.399 (sighs) What is this?[br]What're you doing? 0:20:04.399,0:20:07.840 Well, as Head RA, it is my duty[br]to help students in need. 0:20:07.840,0:20:10.952 And, Miss Swan, you need [br]to talk about your feels. 0:20:10.952,0:20:11.811 Hmm? 0:20:11.811,0:20:14.627 So I'm not going to leave[br]here until you do. 0:20:14.627,0:20:16.479 I'm an artist.[br]I don't talk. 0:20:16.479,0:20:18.144 I create. 0:20:18.144,0:20:20.340 Hey, what is this? 0:20:20.340,0:20:24.421 (owls hoot) 0:20:24.421,0:20:27.104 Huh. Hey, this is kinda cool. 0:20:27.104,0:20:29.076 How do you jump? 0:20:37.826,0:20:39.565 - You can leave now.[br]- What, that's it? 0:20:39.717,0:20:42.195 You just walk until you let go [br]and then you die? 0:20:42.195,0:20:43.598 Yep, that's the whole game. 0:20:43.598,0:20:46.446 But that's stupid![br]What's the point of playing? 0:20:46.446,0:20:47.931 Exactly. 0:20:47.931,0:20:51.101 Oh my god, Key![br]Please be more pretentious. 0:20:51.101,0:20:53.300 It's not pretentious, Wendell.[br]You're just too dumb to get it. 0:20:53.300,0:20:56.979 (mumbling) That's right, Wendell.[br]You're dumb. 0:20:56.979,0:21:01.891 (scoffs) Well then, I guess [br]dumb old Wendell will just have 0:21:01.891,0:21:04.192 to play your dumb old game [br]until he figures it out. 0:21:04.192,0:21:06.703 There's nothing to figure out, Wendell. 0:21:06.703,0:21:10.627 Well, then it's gonna be [br]a loooong 21 hours, Key. 0:21:10.627,0:21:13.483 - I'm outta here.[br]- Bye. 0:21:20.973,0:21:22.754 How about some music? 0:21:24.940,0:21:28.525 (DJ) You're listening to NPR,[br]the [napalm] player report, 0:21:28.525,0:21:30.480 and we're talking with Ashley Barnstormer. 0:21:30.480,0:21:33.999 Great timing, mom. 0:21:33.999,0:21:38.679 Speaking of timing, I was gonna [br]tell you this after class 0:21:38.679,0:21:41.404 but the commandos need me [br]back earlier than I thought. 0:21:41.404,0:21:44.121 When do you leave? 0:21:44.121,0:21:46.979 The OTA's are Monday, so tomorrow. 0:21:46.979,0:21:51.108 Wow, that's great. 0:21:51.108,0:21:53.305 Yeah, the new owners [br]have to flex their muscles. 0:21:53.305,0:21:56.682 - And since school is wrapping up--[br]- Mom, it's fine. 0:21:56.682,0:21:58.585 You know, you gotta go.[br]I get it. 0:21:58.585,0:21:59.851 Have fun. 0:22:08.972,0:22:10.492 Why are you touching me? 0:22:10.492,0:22:12.668 I'm...comforting you? 0:22:12.668,0:22:14.187 Is that a question? 0:22:14.187,0:22:17.352 You know, I'm trying to be a mom here. 0:22:17.352,0:22:19.644 Yeah? Well, you're terrible at it. 0:22:19.644,0:22:22.020 Yeah? Well...(stammers) 0:22:22.020,0:22:23.490 Your boyfriend dumped you. 0:22:23.490,0:22:27.719 (laughs) You know, [br]I don't even know why we try. 0:22:27.719,0:22:29.436 Wow. 0:22:29.752,0:22:30.836 - No![br]- Yup. 0:22:30.836,0:22:35.031 Jenny! Wait![br]Come back here. 0:22:35.031,0:22:37.081 Jenny![br]Get back here! 0:22:37.081,0:22:38.810 Stop! Stop! 0:22:39.223,0:22:40.409 (shrieks) 0:22:40.409,0:22:42.538 - What?![br]- You are stopping. 0:22:42.538,0:22:45.437 Okay, mom.[br]Here's your chance. 0:22:45.437,0:22:47.718 - Parent me.[br]- Oh, shit. 0:22:47.718,0:22:48.977 I don't know. 0:22:48.977,0:22:53.527 Listen, you don't need me here, okay? 0:22:53.527,0:22:56.710 You're one of the best [br]in the league and next year-- 0:22:56.710,0:22:59.101 Mom, I know, okay?[br]This isn't even about you. 0:22:59.101,0:23:00.687 Oh, thank god.[br]Wait? 0:23:00.687,0:23:03.525 - Then what's the problem?[br]- (sighs) 0:23:03.525,0:23:08.097 The problem is everything else! 0:23:08.097,0:23:12.519 All right? I am an angry, unhappy person. 0:23:12.519,0:23:15.106 That's probably why I [br]punched Ashley in the face, 0:23:15.106,0:23:18.985 and why I have no real friends,[br]and why I just ruined 0:23:18.985,0:23:23.076 my relationship with the only person[br]in my life who's ever really loved me. 0:23:23.076,0:23:29.971 Present company sort of excluded, [br]I guess, and dad, or... 0:23:29.971,0:23:31.506 (grunts) 0:23:31.506,0:23:36.140 (sighs) 0:23:36.710,0:23:39.036 (train whistles) 0:23:50.039,0:23:51.541 Brian wants to get back together. 0:23:53.486,0:23:58.393 Which means that he hasn't realized [br]that I'm a total sociopath 0:23:58.393,0:24:01.086 that cares more about [br]video games than people. 0:24:01.086,0:24:05.856 When he does, he's gonna [br]wanna break up again, 0:24:05.856,0:24:11.025 which is exactly what I deserve,[br]'cause I'm a shitty person. 0:24:11.025,0:24:16.144 You're not a shitty person. 0:24:17.730,0:24:19.230 How would you know that? 0:24:19.230,0:24:23.551 A shitty person is a mom [br]that walks out on her husband 0:24:23.551,0:24:26.779 and her little girl just to get [br]another trophy under her belt. 0:24:26.779,0:24:32.626 Not a 16 year old girl[br]with hopes and dreams. 0:24:32.626,0:24:40.649 Just the fact that you even care [br]about other people's feelings, 0:24:40.649,0:24:43.679 that makes you, you know, fine. 0:24:43.679,0:24:51.219 (touching music) 0:24:54.473,0:24:55.573 I'm gonna miss you, kid. 0:24:58.073,0:24:58.801 Me too. 0:25:04.670,0:25:05.572 (sighs) 0:25:14.679,0:25:16.452 (breathes heavily) 0:25:20.428,0:25:22.315 (breathes heavily) 0:25:25.561,0:25:26.596 (breathes heavily) 0:25:26.596,0:25:28.419 Stop, stop that.[br]Stop doing that. 0:25:28.419,0:25:30.647 Sorry. 0:25:30.647,0:25:34.364 Just Brian messing up again like always. 0:25:34.364,0:25:38.136 Okay, what is it?[br]Spit it out. 0:25:38.136,0:25:40.117 (sighs) 0:25:40.117,0:25:45.375 It's just when Jenny and I broke up,[br]and I wanna fix it. 0:25:45.375,0:25:47.706 Or, I don't know,[br]maybe I don't. 0:25:47.706,0:25:50.656 Maybe I'm meant to be alone. (sighs) 0:25:50.656,0:25:52.969 I don't wanna die. 0:25:52.969,0:25:56.458 Calhoun, please.[br]I don't have a dad. 0:25:56.458,0:25:59.672 I just danced with my cat.[br]I need an adult. 0:25:59.672,0:26:04.376 - (sighs) Do you like her?[br]- Yes. 0:26:04.376,0:26:05.937 Are you in high school? 0:26:05.937,0:26:07.905 (puzzled) Yes. 0:26:07.905,0:26:12.902 Welcome to the wonderful world [br]of having no problems! 0:26:12.902,0:26:14.065 No, no! 0:26:14.065,0:26:15.150 Calhoun, the problem is... 0:26:15.150,0:26:17.620 even if we get back together... 0:26:17.620,0:26:21.150 I don't know. 0:26:21.150,0:26:24.988 I'm never gonna be the most [br]important thing in her life. 0:26:24.988,0:26:29.086 Yeah, that's 'cause she's smarter [br]than most teenage girls, all right? 0:26:29.086,0:26:31.164 You're her high school boyfriend. 0:26:31.164,0:26:33.605 You should be happy she even talks to you. 0:26:33.605,0:26:34.853 - But--[br]- But. 0:26:34.853,0:26:36.099 - But.[br]- But. 0:26:36.099,0:26:37.899 But shut up, okay? 0:26:37.899,0:26:41.439 This is your first relationship.[br]It's like your first car. 0:26:41.439,0:26:44.659 You're gonna go fast,[br]way too fast. 0:26:44.659,0:26:46.096 You're probably gonna wreck it. 0:26:46.096,0:26:49.579 So wear a seat belt and enjoy the ride. 0:26:49.579,0:26:53.700 Calhoun, I'm gonna be honest. 0:26:53.700,0:26:58.411 I'm trying to open up to you here,[br]but you're really not helping. 0:26:58.411,0:27:01.996 Maybe that's because I'm not the one [br]you should be opening up to. 0:27:01.996,0:27:06.713 Boom.[br]Nailed it. 0:27:37.723,0:27:40.959 (sighs) Hey, guys, I-- 0:27:41.653,0:27:43.935 Ah, Theodore.[br]You return. 0:27:43.935,0:27:48.059 And with my coupon, I see. 0:27:48.059,0:27:49.468 Well done! 0:27:49.468,0:27:53.877 You're playing my game without me. 0:27:53.877,0:27:56.181 (DK) Not anymore.[br]We're out of candy 0:27:56.181,0:27:57.929 and we beat all the levels. 0:27:57.929,0:28:03.082 Before it expires? 0:28:03.082,0:28:04.904 No. 0:28:04.904,0:28:06.937 Um, yes. 0:28:06.937,0:28:08.197 No! 0:28:08.197,0:28:10.356 - I command you--[br]- I said NO. 0:28:10.356,0:28:12.377 - Ted--[br]- You ate my dead dad candy. 0:28:12.377,0:28:14.128 I am the drift king! 0:28:14.128,0:28:15.791 Yeah, well maybe you shouldn't be. 0:28:15.791,0:28:19.343 Seriously, we do bad stuff [br]for you all the time, 0:28:19.343,0:28:21.133 but you don't care. 0:28:21.133,0:28:25.057 You only care about yourself.[br]You're not a king, dude. 0:28:25.057,0:28:27.840 You're a senior![br]You're going to college next year. 0:28:27.840,0:28:30.471 Just grow the hell up! 0:28:30.471,0:28:34.524 (sighs) I could be a better king than you. 0:28:34.524,0:28:42.624 Is that a challenge, Ted? 0:28:42.624,0:28:46.105 Yeah, it is. 0:28:46.105,0:28:49.817 I challenge you [br]for the title of Drift King. 0:28:49.817,0:28:54.305 I accept. 0:28:54.305,0:28:58.072 And when you race against king... 0:28:58.072,0:28:59.733 (snaps finger) 0:29:00.887,0:29:03.684 ..you race against his kingdom. 0:29:04.812,0:29:08.115 Let's drift. 0:29:09.031,0:29:14.567 (revving engines) 0:29:23.716,0:29:29.517 (heavy metal music) 0:29:42.039,0:29:44.800 (tires squeal) 0:29:44.800,0:29:50.209 (engines rev) 0:31:09.922,0:31:15.966 (engine hums distantly) 0:31:18.372,0:31:23.249 (engine roars) 0:31:23.407,0:31:24.395 (birds whistle) 0:31:24.395,0:31:25.461 (engine roars) 0:31:26.599,0:31:30.987 (tires squeal) 0:31:39.397,0:31:44.607 (clock ticks) 0:31:53.677,0:32:08.657 (tires squeal) 0:32:14.927,0:32:16.622 Sorry, DK. 0:32:19.037,0:32:22.660 (tires squeal) 0:32:38.118,0:32:41.727 (tires squeal) 0:32:51.737,0:32:52.867 Oh! 0:33:08.311,0:33:15.472 (tires squeal) 0:33:59.706,0:34:01.049 The kingdom's yours, DK. 0:34:47.870,0:34:50.231 (sighs) Okay, Wendell.[br]I'm only talking to you 0:34:50.231,0:34:51.921 because you're sleeping. 0:34:51.921,0:34:54.449 And last week I burned my diary[br]to see what the ashes would look like. 0:34:54.449,0:34:58.805 Which was stupid.[br]I don't know why I did that. 0:34:58.805,0:35:02.052 I don't really know [br]what's happening to me. 0:35:10.572,0:35:13.919 You know I still have all my grandparents? 0:35:14.708,0:35:18.198 Ted's father is dead, but I still get [br]four sweaters for Christmas every year. 0:35:18.198,0:35:21.426 Which just seems really mean to me. 0:35:21.426,0:35:26.142 It's callous and random.[br]And then it's over. 0:35:26.142,0:35:30.791 I don't really know why [br]I'm playing anymore. 0:35:30.791,0:35:35.395 (murmuring in sleep) 0:35:37.482,0:35:38.950 It's not your fault though. 0:35:38.950,0:35:42.486 (sighs) 0:35:45.254,0:35:50.256 (typing) 0:35:56.367,0:36:00.647 (computer blips) 0:36:40.878,0:36:45.373 (alarm beeps) 0:36:45.373,0:36:47.138 (sighs) 0:36:55.328,0:36:56.436 (cell phone bloops) 0:36:58.124,0:36:59.142 (sighs) 0:37:08.667,0:37:12.231 (sighs) 0:37:15.308,0:37:18.046 (muttering in sleep) 0:37:31.338,0:37:34.552 (birds whistle) 0:37:35.205,0:37:36.511 (sighs) 0:37:52.001,0:37:53.226 Hey. 0:37:53.662,0:37:56.047 Look, let me go first, all right?[br]I gotta get this out. 0:37:56.047,0:37:57.956 Okay. 0:37:59.528,0:38:02.255 (sighs) I never really had a dad. 0:38:02.255,0:38:07.795 And my mom was an addict,[br]so I pretty much took care of myself. 0:38:07.795,0:38:13.205 And I got used to being alone.[br]I got pretty good at it. 0:38:13.205,0:38:16.984 But then I came here and I met Ted, 0:38:16.984,0:38:19.748 and I met Key, and I met you. 0:38:19.748,0:38:24.754 And I fell for you like that. 0:38:25.471,0:38:30.653 And for the first time,[br]I didn't feel alone. 0:38:34.856,0:38:36.507 And when I thought you were leaving, 0:38:36.507,0:38:41.401 I should've been happy for you.[br]I should've, but... 0:38:41.401,0:38:45.879 I was so scared of losing you[br]that I lashed out. 0:38:45.879,0:38:50.380 And it was selfish, and it was horrible, 0:38:50.380,0:38:53.224 and I'm so sorry that I hurt you, Jenny. 0:38:57.383,0:38:58.482 (sighs) 0:39:05.899,0:39:07.321 I'm glad you went first. 0:39:08.902,0:39:10.256 Why, what were you going to say? 0:39:14.120,0:39:18.510 (touching music) 0:39:24.074,0:39:29.696 (groans) Well, the game jam's [br]almost over, Key. 0:39:29.696,0:39:34.407 Okay, I guess you win.[br]Life really is meaningless, huh? 0:39:34.828,0:39:37.715 (victory music) 0:39:38.255,0:39:40.247 What? 0:39:44.067,0:39:45.168 No! 0:39:46.137,0:39:50.721 Wait, huh? 0:39:51.886,0:39:53.327 What is that? (gasps) 0:39:57.090,0:40:00.002 Oh! Oh my god! (gasps) 0:40:00.002,0:40:07.341 Oh my god! (laughs)[br]Look this--this is awesome! 0:40:07.875,0:40:10.735 Oh! I'm flying.[br]It's me. 0:40:10.735,0:40:12.992 I'm flying![br]I'm flying! 0:40:12.992,0:40:14.478 Key, it's me.[br]I'm flying. 0:40:14.478,0:40:19.304 Oh my god![br]This game rules! 0:40:19.505,0:40:20.621 (laughs) 0:40:20.621,0:40:21.689 (gasps) 0:40:35.276,0:40:38.678 That's the best game ever. 0:40:40.515,0:40:41.871 (gasps) 0:40:46.791,0:40:48.715 You're great, [Ari Wendell]. 0:40:49.485,0:40:53.005 Thanks, Key. 0:40:53.443,0:40:56.849 Oh! (laughs) 0:41:00.548,0:41:02.728 - What was that?[br]- It's nothing. 0:41:02.728,0:41:04.956 Okay, now go clean the bathroom. 0:41:04.956,0:41:06.153 (laughs) 0:41:06.153,0:41:07.611 - Okay.[br]- I'm serious. 0:41:07.611,0:41:08.779 Okay. 0:41:09.673,0:41:10.737 It's this way. 0:41:11.457,0:41:13.221 Smash Mouth signed a contract. 0:41:13.221,0:41:14.984 If we re-neg, we owe them big. 0:41:14.984,0:41:16.128 Fine, whatever. 0:41:16.128,0:41:17.776 Just make sure they're [br]not in the teacher's lounge. 0:41:17.776,0:41:19.562 - Anything else?[br]- I got something! 0:41:19.562,0:41:22.635 Barnstormer! 0:41:22.635,0:41:24.353 Hey, Calhoulligan. 0:41:24.353,0:41:26.675 Just came by to give you the good news. 0:41:26.675,0:41:30.206 Napalm broke 400. Hah! 0:41:30.206,0:41:34.090 - [?] a champion.[br]- Awesome news, brother. 0:41:34.090,0:41:36.716 Shane. 0:41:36.716,0:41:41.015 Shane Barnstorm. 0:41:41.015,0:41:42.766 Yeah, didn't I tell you? 0:41:42.766,0:41:46.657 Oh wait, no.[br]I faked my own death. 0:41:46.657,0:41:49.930 I changed my name to Pizza,[br]and then I took down 0:41:49.930,0:41:51.528 your school from the inside. 0:41:51.528,0:41:55.895 Oops. (mad chuckle) 0:41:55.895,0:42:00.448 - (camera snaps)[br]- (laughter) 0:42:00.448,0:42:01.706 What a face! 0:42:01.706,0:42:04.195 You really should've taken that check. 0:42:06.770,0:42:07.724 Fuck! 0:42:09.048,0:42:10.506 Hey, guys, mind if we join? 0:42:10.506,0:42:12.349 Heck yeah, we don't. [br]Sit down. 0:42:15.746,0:42:16.975 (sighs) 0:42:17.833,0:42:20.385 Well, looks like everything's [br]back to normal. 0:42:20.967,0:42:23.568 Good morning, VGHS! 0:42:23.568,0:42:26.715 I hope you're enjoying [br]that cafeteria breakfast 0:42:26.715,0:42:32.469 because it's your last![br](mad laughter) 0:42:34.259,0:42:37.617 (yelling) 0:42:38.752,0:42:45.051 (students murmur) 0:42:51.948,0:42:53.879 (student) Oh no! 0:42:56.045,0:42:57.885 (screaming) 0:42:58.104,0:43:00.987 (cackling) 0:43:11.224,0:43:12.921 You cannot win! 0:43:13.735,0:43:16.709 (cackling) 0:43:17.577,0:43:23.119 (ominous music)