9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This is outrageous!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We're the best twin gamers in the world.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Did you not see us [br]at the Twin Cyber Olympics?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Nah, I did.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The answer's still no.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mom, checkbook.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And Mr. Calhoun,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm sure that a dirty old poor person [br]like you making 30 grand a year

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
could benefit from a little, [br]I don't know, check for $900,000?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(ripping)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(gasps)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're right, mom.[br]They <i>are</i> bad with money.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
At first you weren't getting in[br]because you're 12

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and this is a high school,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but now you're never getting in[br]'cause you're terrible people.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Terrible? (giggles)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If we're so terrible,[br]how come we get everything we want?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Exactly what a terrible person would say.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Please leave.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mom, buy his school for us.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought[br]you an energy drink company to run.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(both) But mom!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(mom) Tell you what.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Get your stock up to $400 a share[br]and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You hear that, Calhoun?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Hostile takeover.[br]- We're gonna buy your dumb school

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and throw you out on the street!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You'll rue the day you [br]ever said no to Ashton--

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And Shane.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Barnstormer!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Move over Napalm, [br]'cause Jock Juice has come to town!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This is where your money belongs.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Teenagers are clapping [br]hard for Jock Juice.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, my win, as with all my wins,[br]can be attributed

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
solely to this delicious [br]beverage, Jock Juice.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Slam it into your underpants [br]and feel the surge.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sipping)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Jock Juice, uh!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Uh...uhhh...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, it's good.[br]It's good, it's a good beverage.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(school bell rings)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Next.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Name?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shane.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shane Pizza.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(bell clatters)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Whoo, lemme hear it ring!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hey, back to work.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Do you wanna hear about how [br]the real world's the place for me?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Things looking out there [br]won't look better on the T.V. screen

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is there a better way?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't care what you say.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I just wanna play!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We all just wanna play!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Things will be all right

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Soon as I get back to school.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, here we go, guys.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ted, you call us if you [br]need anything, okay?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, sir.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (laughter)[br]- You guys are tops.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sweetie, you take care.[br]I'm gonna miss you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Of course.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Goodbye, parents.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
All right! The boys [br]and [?] are back in town.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Watch out, [?] and Jess.[br]We're comin' for ya!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Aw, come on, {?}.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The election was, like, forever ago.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Noone's gonna remember who you are.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And Brian, dude, come on.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You and Jenny, come on!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Dude!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I know, I know, you're right.[br]I just...I don't know.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I think I know what I gotta say to her,[br]and I'm nervous.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I hope she takes me back.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Did this school get bigger,[br]or did we get smaller?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(chuckles) Looks like [br]the same old VGHS to me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Give it up for [Silver Sun ?], everybody.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That's why we come [br]to school on a Sunday, people.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now, on to morning announcements.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Good news.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I noticed that the student fund[br]was getting a little low,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so I dug into my big ol' pizza pockets[br]and got some...drum roll please.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(drum roll)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
New computers for the social gamers!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Come on down, you guys.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(cheering)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, man.[br]Don't they look happy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(cheering)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now, I didn't have to do that.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But I did.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Because we're all one big family.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You are my family.[br]You are mine!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You my mine, VGHS!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(cheering)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That's [hucking those omeleettes], }[br]gang smash mouth up next.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(cheering)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, here she comes.[br]Way to go, Heather.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(gasps) God!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
God! No![br]What? No running!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Please, no throwing stuff!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I-huh-hey![br]Hey, [Key]!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- You're back.[br]- Yes.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I see they've made you RA.[br]- Yeah, well, once you left

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
nobody wanted to take the job,[br]so I thought, "I'll do it!"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hey, hey.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Anywhos, so it's been really tough,[br]but you're back, so that's great.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Um...so...speaking of which,[br]you have bathroom duty today.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Uh, the girls, they say it's clean,[br]but they know I won't go in there,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so I think they're lying. (chuckles)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Will you-will you get that [br]done by tomorrow, please?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Nope.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, come on![br]Not you too, [Key].

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why does nobody listen to me?! (whines)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It's because you're weak, [Wendell].

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- And the world preys on the weak.[br]- Guh!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
God, what's wrong with you?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I thought-I thought helping [br]people was your thing.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have a new thing now.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(Wendell) You're getting [br]a frownie sticker, Key!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Go ahead.[br]I don't care.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Like crap you don't, Key Swan!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You invented the sticker system, okay?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're the only one who cares [br]about it and-and if you don't clean

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the bathroom in 24 hours,[br]your name is getting a frownie sticker!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(Wendell) 24 hours, Key!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(vrooming)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Brake! (imitates squealing wheels)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What up, good people![br]Who's ready to get their rally on...?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(man) Theodore!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Old friend!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You find us at our darkest hour.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sorry about that whole "dad" thing.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We got you a basket.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, thanks.[br]What happened to your head?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The Dutchess of Fart and her [br]Fart Goons shaved it in my sleep!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?! Why?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
She thinks that if I have no hair[br]I won't want that coupon for that [farm].

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
They've been breaking us all week.[br]I think it's time we strike back.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hide this in your pants.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I was really hoping we could play.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, play later.[br]First...to war!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(heroic music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Aw, man!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(explosions)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(gunfire)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
<i>Lieutenant, start the engine!</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sir, I can't solve this equation![br]Do you know the variable?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't.[br]But maybe you do.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, gang, master chief [br]can't fix his warthog

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
until we find the correct equation.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Anyone?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Uh, is the equation Jenny minus [br]Brian equals "Can I get a taste?"

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(laughter)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Get out, Sebastian.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Worth a shot.[br]- (teacher) Out!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- It's X - 2.[br]- (chuckling)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm also smart.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Jenny, show us how it's done.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(explosion)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(laughter)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Nice going, <i>craptain</i>.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Can't even hit a variable.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(students "ooh")

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Keep missing, Jenny.[br]It's still funny.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, that's enough.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah, so, I'm ditching.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Peace.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't miss the door on your way out!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ooh!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(country music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, hey, [?].[br]I'm taking my break.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Go get her, kid.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(country music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hey, J-Jenny.[br]What's up, stranger?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Brian, you're back.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah, just hangin' out.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, what're you up to?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Just ditching class.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Uh-oh...cool, that's new for you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah, so is being dumped [br]and made fun of by the entire school.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Oh.[br]- Did you need something?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Uh, yeah.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I had a whole game plan, but...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but you just said...[br]I kinda gotta change it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Um, listen.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I've had some time [br]to think about it and I'm sorry.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, no. (sighs)[br]I'm sorry.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I just think that we should talk about us.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Brian, I don't even know what I [br]would say to you about "us" right now.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Uh, well for starters I was hoping [br]there could even be an us...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and you're leaving.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(country music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Um, so, what're we doing again?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Goddamn it, Tim!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How many times do we [br]have to explain this?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
[Jefferson High] won [br]the Trivia Bowl last week,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and the first place prize was one coupon [br]for a highlight and perm

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
at the Beyond Two Souls Beauty Salon.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(chains rattle)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I thought I deserved it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
She thought differently.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We quarreled and a Calhoun [br]took the coupon away.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
He won't give it back until [br]we decide on who gets it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That's when the pranks began.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Um, okay.[br]So what do you want me to do?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shoot her in the head.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ew! Gum in the hair?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Dude, that's way gross and mean.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We tried to take the high road,[br]but look what she's done to us?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Everything smells like super glue.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What would you have us do, Ted?[br]Lie down and die?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Well, no, but--[br]- Come on, dude.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're the John Wilkes Booth [br]of sling shots.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
He's the guy that killed Lincoln.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You got this.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs) Fine, okay, I'll do it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, that's what friends are for, right?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That's the spirit, Ted!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Let's roll.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(heroic music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, already hard at work, I see. Huh?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If you need more bleach, [br]there's...okay, what?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What the heck is that?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, didn't you hear?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I hosting a 24 hour [br]game design competition.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So much for bathroom duty.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, nice try, Key![br]But if you want to host

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a school event, you're gonna need--

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Wavers, signed in triplicate by Calhoun.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay...um...fine, fine.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Once you're done, just go [br]clean the bathroom, okay?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
In 24 hours it will be Zoe's turn [br]to clean the bathroom.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So...I win.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(typing)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This-This isn't you, Key![br]Why are you being such a jerk?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Because life is meaningless.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Huh.[br]- (typing)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have a game to design,[br]so if you could just please leave.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Or stay and design a game.[br]It's a game jam.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(groans)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sirens wail)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(gunfire)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
<i>Sushi_Princess wins.</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(man) GTFO, Jenny! [br]You suck! (laughs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You wanna come say that to my face?!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, that's what I thought.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(girl) So, it really is you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Who's asking?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The number one player [br]in that game you just sucked at.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're Sushi_Princess?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What happened to you, Matrix?[br]You used to be my hero.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You used to be the best.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Then Brian gave you cooties [br]and you've sucked ever since.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, well, that is not fair.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (spits)[br]- (gasps)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Life ain't fair![br]Grow a pair.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sushi_Princess.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I really like that kid.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sarcastically) Yay, mom's here.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Come on, let's get a burger.[br]Pity party's over.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I did [the train] of memory

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, what...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I've lost her forever, old buddy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
...reverie

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ooh

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ooh

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(ominous music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(tribal wailing)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(tribal wailing)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(tribal drumming)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Go, crap![br]They made us!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Wha-whoa-whoa! (grunts)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Good job, Ted.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, my tail bone!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(Dutchess) Well, well, well.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
His majesty's loyal lap dog.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Dutchess, I'm really sorry[br]about your hair.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, uh...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, in that case I guess [br]we're even, huh?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So truce peace?[br]Oh, please, Dutchess, please!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Please, please, I just back to school.[br]All I want is to play video games.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ugh, Ted.[br]You're right.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You've had a tough week.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Oh, that was very nice of you.[br]- Calhoun!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Ted did it.[br]- Wha-?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
TED!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (school bell rings)[br]- Detention for the rest of the day.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Calhoun, I swear it wasn't me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ted, I'm a grown man[br]with gum in my hair!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Someone's going down.[br]That someone is you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- But--[br]- Spare me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You and the Drifters have been [br]pulling this crap all year.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs) Yes, sir.[br]I'm sorry, sir.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look, I know it's tough,[br]what's happened with your dad.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And being a teen is hard, I guess.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But, dammit, grow up!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(rustling)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(fire alarm rings)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This school better be on fire.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't move.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, what if it is on fire?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(phone rings)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Uh, Calhoun's office.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
<i>Ted, this is DK.</i>[br]<i>Get the coupon.</i>

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<i>Bottom left drawer. Go!</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- DK, I just got super in trouble![br]- <i>Get that coupon!</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (hangs up)[br]- GOD!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
BAH!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Key Swan!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How do you make, um, video games?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
First rule: no talking.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Second rule: sit over there.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hello, knock, knock, knock!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ding dong![br]Hello?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(chuckles)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs) What is this?[br]What're you doing?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, as Head RA, it is my duty[br]to help students in need.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And, Miss Swan, you need [br]to talk about your feels.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hmm?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So I'm not going to leave[br]here until you do.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm an artist.[br]I don't talk.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I create.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hey, what is this?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
<i>(owls hoot)</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Huh. Hey, this is kinda cool.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How do you jump?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- You can leave now.[br]- What, that's it?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You just walk until you let go [br]and then you die?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yep, that's the whole game.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But that's stupid![br]What's the point of playing?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Exactly.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh my god, Key![br]Please be more pretentious.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It's not pretentious, Wendell.[br]You're just too dumb to get it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(mumbling) That's right, Wendell.[br]You're dumb.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(scoffs) Well then, I guess [br]dumb old Wendell will just have

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to play your dumb old game [br]until he figures it out.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
There's nothing to figure out, Wendell.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, then it's gonna be [br]a loooong 21 hours, Key.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I'm outta here.[br]- Bye.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How about some music?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
<i>(DJ) You're listening to NPR,</i>[br]<i>the [napalm] player report,</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
<i>and we're talking with Ashley Barnstormer.</i>

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Great timing, mom.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Speaking of timing, I was gonna [br]tell you this after class

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but the commandos need me [br]back earlier than I thought.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
When do you leave?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The OTA's are Monday, so tomorrow.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Wow, that's great.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah, the new owners [br]have to flex their muscles.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- And since school is wrapping up--[br]- Mom, it's fine.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You know, you gotta go.[br]I get it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Have fun.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why are you touching me?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm...comforting you?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is that a question?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You know, I'm trying to be a mom here.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah? Well, you're terrible at it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah? Well...(stammers)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Your boyfriend dumped you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(laughs) You know, [br]I don't even know why we try.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Wow.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- No![br]- Yup.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Jenny! Wait![br]Come back here.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Jenny![br]Get back here!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Stop! Stop!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(shrieks)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- What?![br]- You are stopping.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, mom.[br]Here's your chance.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Parent me.[br]- Oh, shit.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't know.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Listen, you don't need me here, okay?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're one of the best [br]in the league and next year--

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mom, I know, okay?[br]This isn't even about you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, thank god.[br]Wait?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Then what's the problem?[br]- (sighs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The problem is everything else!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
All right? I am an angry, unhappy person.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That's probably why I [br]punched Ashley in the face,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and why I have no real friends,[br]and why I just ruined

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
my relationship with the only person[br]in my life who's ever really loved me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Present company sort of excluded, [br]I guess, and dad, or...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(grunts)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(train whistles)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Brian wants to get back together.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Which means that he hasn't realized [br]that I'm a total sociopath

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that cares more about [br]video games than people.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
When he does, he's gonna [br]wanna break up again,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
which is exactly what I deserve,[br]'cause I'm a shitty person.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're not a shitty person.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How would you know that?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A shitty person is a mom [br]that walks out on her husband

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and her little girl just to get [br]another trophy under her belt.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Not a 16 year old girl[br]with hopes and dreams.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Just the fact that you even care [br]about other people's feelings,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that makes you, you know, fine.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(touching music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm gonna miss you, kid.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Me too.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(breathes heavily)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(breathes heavily)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(breathes heavily)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Stop, stop that.[br]Stop doing that.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sorry.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Just Brian messing up again like always.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, what is it?[br]Spit it out.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(sighs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It's just when Jenny and I broke up,[br]and I wanna fix it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Or, I don't know,[br]maybe I don't.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Maybe I'm meant to be alone. (sighs)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't wanna die.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Calhoun, please.[br]I don't have a dad.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I just danced with my cat.[br]I need an adult.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (sighs) Do you like her?[br]- Yes.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Are you in high school?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(puzzled) Yes.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Welcome to the wonderful world [br]of having no problems!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, no!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Calhoun, the problem is...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
even if we get back together...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't know.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm never gonna be the most [br]important thing in her life.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yeah, that's 'cause she's smarter [br]than most teenage girls, all right?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're her high school boyfriend.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You should be happy she even talks to you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- But--[br]- But.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- But.[br]- But.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But shut up, okay?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This is your first relationship.[br]It's like your first car.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're gonna go fast,[br]way too fast.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're probably gonna wreck it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So wear a seat belt and enjoy the ride.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Calhoun, I'm gonna be honest.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm trying to open up to you here,[br]but you're really not helping.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Maybe that's because I'm not the one [br]you should be opening up to.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Boom.[br]Nailed it.