WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is outrageous! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We're the best twin gamers in the world. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you not see us at the Twin Cyber Olympics? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nah, I did. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The answer's still no. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom, checkbook. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And Mr. Calhoun, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm sure that a dirty old poor person like you making 30 grand a year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 could benefit from a little, I don't know, check for $900,000? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (ripping) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (gasps) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're right, mom. They are bad with money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 At first you weren't getting in because you're 12 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and this is a high school, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but now you're never getting in 'cause you're terrible people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Terrible? (giggles) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If we're so terrible, how come we get everything we want? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Exactly what a terrible person would say. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please leave. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom, buy his school for us. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Mom) Now, boys, I just bought you an energy drink company to run. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (both) But mom! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (mom) Tell you what. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get your stock up to $400 a share and maybe we'll buy you VGHS. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You hear that, Calhoun? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Hostile takeover. - We're gonna buy your dumb school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and throw you out on the street! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll rue the day you ever said no to Ashton-- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And Shane. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Barnstormer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Move over Napalm, 'cause Jock Juice has come to town! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is where your money belongs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Teenagers are clapping hard for Jock Juice. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, my win, as with all my wins, can be attributed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 solely to this delicious beverage, Jock Juice. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Slam it into your underpants and feel the surge. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (sipping) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jock Juice, uh! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh...uhhh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, it's good. It's good, it's a good beverage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (school bell rings) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Next. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shane. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shane Pizza. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (bell clatters) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whoo, lemme hear it ring! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, back to work. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you wanna hear about how the real world's the place for me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Things looking out there won't look better on the T.V. screen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is there a better way? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't care what you say. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just wanna play! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We all just wanna play! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Things will be all right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Soon as I get back to school. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, here we go, guys. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ted, you call us if you need anything, okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, sir. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Especially Overdrift Rally Rash! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (laughter) - You guys are tops. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sweetie, you take care. I'm gonna miss you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of course. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Goodbye, parents. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All right! The boys and [?] are back in town. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watch out, [?] and Jess. We're comin' for ya! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Aw, come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 STOP 5:15