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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is outrageous!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the best twin gamers in the world.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you not see us \Nat the Twin Cyber Olympics?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, I did.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer's still no.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, checkbook.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Mr. Calhoun,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure that a dirty old poor person \Nlike you making 30 grand a year
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could benefit from a little, \NI don't know, check for $900,000?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ripping)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right, mom.\NThey {\i1}are{\i0} bad with money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At first you weren't getting in\Nbecause you're 12
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is a high school,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now you're never getting in\N'cause you're terrible people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Terrible? (giggles)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're so terrible,\Nhow come we get everything we want?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly what a terrible person would say.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please leave.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, buy his school for us.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought\Nyou an energy drink company to run.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both) But mom!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(mom) Tell you what.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your stock up to $400 a share\Nand maybe we'll buy you VGHS.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hear that, Calhoun?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hostile takeover.\N- We're gonna buy your dumb school
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and throw you out on the street!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll rue the day you \Never said no to Ashton--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Shane.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barnstormer!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Move over Napalm, \N'cause Jock Juice has come to town!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where your money belongs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teenagers are clapping \Nhard for Jock Juice.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, my win, as with all my wins,\Ncan be attributed
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,solely to this delicious \Nbeverage, Jock Juice.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slam it into your underpants \Nand feel the surge.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sipping)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jock Juice, uh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...uhhh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, it's good.\NIt's good, it's a good beverage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(school bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Name?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shane.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shane Pizza.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell clatters)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo, lemme hear it ring!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, back to work.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you wanna hear about how \Nthe real world's the place for me?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things looking out there \Nwon't look better on the T.V. screen
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a better way?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care what you say.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanna play!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all just wanna play!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things will be all right
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon as I get back to school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here we go, guys.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted, you call us if you \Nneed anything, okay?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughter)\N- You guys are tops.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetie, you take care.\NI'm gonna miss you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye, parents.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! The boys \Nand [?] are back in town.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch out, [?] and Jess.\NWe're comin' for ya!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, come on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STOP 5:15