This is outrageous!
We're the best twin gamers in the world.
Did you not see us at the Twin Cyber Olympics?
Nah, I did.
The answer's still no.
Mom, checkbook.
And Mr. Calhoun,
I'm sure that a dirty old poor person like you making 30 grand a year
could benefit from a little, I don't know, check for $900,000?
(ripping)
(gasps)
You're right, mom. They are bad with money.
At first you weren't getting in because you're 12
and this is a high school,
but now you're never getting in 'cause you're terrible people.
Terrible? (giggles)
If we're so terrible, how come we get everything we want?
Exactly what a terrible person would say.
Please leave.
(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?
Mom, buy his school for us.
(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought you an energy drink company to run.
(both) But mom!
(mom) Tell you what.
Get your stock up to $400 a share and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.
You hear that, Calhoun?
- Hostile takeover. - We're gonna buy your dumb school
and throw you out on the street!
You'll rue the day you ever said no to Ashton--
And Shane.
Barnstormer!
Move over Napalm, 'cause Jock Juice has come to town!
This is where your money belongs.
Teenagers are clapping hard for Jock Juice.
Well, my win, as with all my wins, can be attributed
solely to this delicious beverage, Jock Juice.
Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!
Slam it into your underpants and feel the surge.
(sipping)
Jock Juice, uh!
Uh...uhhh...
Okay, it's good. It's good, it's a good beverage.
(school bell rings)
Next.
Name?
Shane.
Shane Pizza.
(bell clatters)
Whoo, lemme hear it ring!
Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!
Hey, back to work.
Do you wanna hear about how the real world's the place for me?
Things looking out there won't look better on the T.V. screen
Is there a better way?
I don't care what you say.
I just wanna play!
We all just wanna play!
Things will be all right
Soon as I get back to school.
Well, here we go, guys.
Ted, you call us if you need anything, okay?
Yes, sir.
Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.
Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!
- (laughter) - You guys are tops.
Sweetie, you take care. I'm gonna miss you.
Of course.
Goodbye, parents.
All right! The boys and [?] are back in town.
Watch out, [?] and Jess. We're comin' for ya!
Aw, come on.
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