1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is outrageous! 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We're the best twin gamers in the world. 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Did you not see us at the Twin Cyber Olympics? 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nah, I did. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The answer's still no. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom, checkbook. 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And Mr. Calhoun, 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm sure that a dirty old poor person like you making 30 grand a year 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 could benefit from a little, I don't know, check for $900,000? 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (ripping) 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (gasps) 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're right, mom. They are bad with money. 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 At first you weren't getting in because you're 12 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and this is a high school, 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but now you're never getting in 'cause you're terrible people. 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Terrible? (giggles) 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If we're so terrible, how come we get everything we want? 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Exactly what a terrible person would say. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Please leave. 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball? 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom, buy his school for us. 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Mom) Now, boys, I just bought you an energy drink company to run. 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (both) But mom! 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (mom) Tell you what. 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Get your stock up to $400 a share and maybe we'll buy you VGHS. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You hear that, Calhoun? 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - Hostile takeover. - We're gonna buy your dumb school 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and throw you out on the street! 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You'll rue the day you ever said no to Ashton-- 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And Shane. 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Barnstormer! 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Move over Napalm, 'cause Jock Juice has come to town! 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is where your money belongs. 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Teenagers are clapping hard for Jock Juice. 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, my win, as with all my wins, can be attributed 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 solely to this delicious beverage, Jock Juice. 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice! 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Slam it into your underpants and feel the surge. 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (sipping) 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jock Juice, uh! 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Uh...uhhh... 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, it's good. It's good, it's a good beverage. 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (school bell rings) 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Next. 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Name? 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Shane. 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Shane Pizza. 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (bell clatters) 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Whoo, lemme hear it ring! 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top! 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, back to work. 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do you wanna hear about how the real world's the place for me? 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Things looking out there won't look better on the T.V. screen 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Is there a better way? 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't care what you say. 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just wanna play! 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We all just wanna play! 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Things will be all right 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Soon as I get back to school. 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, here we go, guys. 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ted, you call us if you need anything, okay? 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes, sir. 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything. 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Especially Overdrift Rally Rash! 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 - (laughter) - You guys are tops. 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sweetie, you take care. I'm gonna miss you. 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Of course. 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Goodbye, parents. 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 All right! The boys and [?] are back in town. 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watch out, [?] and Jess. We're comin' for ya! 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Aw, come on. 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 STOP 5:15