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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Part of me wanted to film this video from the inside of a closet,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so then it could be "Awkward stories from the closet, from the closet!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but then I thought that'd be too much effort.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'd probably get a leg cramp
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'd get claustrophobic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, please just appreciate the thought.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made a video where I talked about what it was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like growing up as a young, secret, gay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all the awkward moments that came with that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a lot of you in the comments where like "MORE!!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I've delved into my brain,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,found some truly cursed memories, that I'd repressed
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm here to share them with you them- you- you- them- them to you!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}music{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hypnosis
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, so I was about 13 and I had a friend
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A friend! Remember what that was like?)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll call him "Dwayne", or if I was up North
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he would be ({\i1}in northern accent{\i0}) Dwayne.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was one of those kids, who would always bug me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to go stay over at his house for a sleepover.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'd always think of excuses like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"My horse is pregnant." {\i1}Horse nosie{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eventually, he whittled me down
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was like "Fine, Dwayne."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'll stay at your house."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the worse that could happen?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Famous last words.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So after a school day,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I trundled over to..."trundled?" is that a word?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went over to Dwanye's house
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that's when things got weird.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told me that on the internet
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he'd found a completely real way
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to hypnotise people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just let that sink in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's one of the first things he said to me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I got to his house.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not like "Do you want some toast?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Deep and slow{\i0} "I found a true way to hypnotise people."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the kind of person if you told me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd written gullible on the ceiling,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd look up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So at that age, course I believed him!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,100 percent
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before we began, he looked at me and said:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"When I'm hynotised,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can make me do anything."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Like you could make me kiss you or something,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which would be SO GROSS
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'd do it cause I was hypnotised
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I wouldn't remember anything."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So being the completely...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clueless,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"gulibeast" that I was.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't realise he was shooting his shot,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hoping for a cheeky kiss
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this was his weird way of getting
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through the gay barrier.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like "Yeah fair enough."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I could make you do anything."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Cause this is totally real."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So then we got to the hypnosis part
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was super weird.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if he'd written this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or actually found something weird on the internet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it started with just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,staring at each other for 5 minutes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was kinda awkward
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then it was like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Imagine you're at the seaside,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine you are a sandcastle,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine you are a sand."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Dwayne, great actor actually,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,started to go a bit crosseyed like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ooo Phil, I think it might be working."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then after a few more sandcastlely words
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he just stood in the middle of his bedroom
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his eyes closed pretending to be hypnotised
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In his head probably thinking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is the moment,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get my kiss!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Be a sheep."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep, {\i1}laughs{\i0} I said get down on all fours
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pretend to be a sheep.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So props to him, he went full into this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was just going around on all fours
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in his bedroom just "Baa-ring" into the sky
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for about 5 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably in his head thinking:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This isn't what was supposed to happen!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah, I don't think that was what he
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was going for {\i1}laughs{\i0} with the\Nhypnosis game.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I didn't stay at his house again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder if he still thinks about that?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe he'll watch this video.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Dwayne.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fell like that was more of an awkward\Ncloseted story for him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rather than me {\i1}laughs{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe he should be making this video.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Train Guy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this was in the early days of Youtube
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was on a train home from Manchester\Nto York, going back to Uni.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And towards the end of the journey,\Nit was just me and some
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cute, alternative looking\Nguy left in the train carriage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll call him...Blaine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I remember