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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.53,0:00:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's wrong with your face baby
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.08,0:00:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yikes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.90,0:00:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with those teeth when you're through
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.22,0:00:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there'll be no dust left to bite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.75,0:00:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.30,0:00:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,newsflash, kid
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.20,0:00:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is show business
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.49,0:00:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show some class when you dress
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.87,0:00:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shave that bush off your lips
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.34,0:00:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.67,0:00:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your band's named Queen huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.13,0:00:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ain't that sweet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.31,0:00:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you dance like you rode
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.19,0:00:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bicycle race with no seat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.87,0:00:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's what's wrong with you people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.18,0:00:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll do anything to get famous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.66,0:00:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you changed your name to Mercury
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.31,0:00:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should've been Freddie Uranus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.73,0:00:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you think I haven't
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.39,0:00:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heard those things before?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.98,0:00:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're just a bully
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.93,0:00:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's too scared to go to war
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.48,0:00:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you had a hit song called My Way
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.95,0:00:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but someone else wrote it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.16,0:00:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're the least talented rat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.55,0:00:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in your whole pack of rodents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.75,0:00:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've got four notes in your whole range
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.28,0:00:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't act and you can't dance
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.71,0:00:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more powerful than you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.08,0:00:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I'm wearing women's pants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.42,0:00:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why do you stand there in a suit?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.01,0:00:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like you're trying to bore me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.48,0:00:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I rock the UK
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.79,0:00:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,South America gets horny
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.18,0:00:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because my songs have balls
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.69,0:01:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're the anthems of victory
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.19,0:01:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your music is like the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.33,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,soundtrack to a vasectomy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're in the pocket of the mafia
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.45,0:01:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everybody knows
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.70,0:01:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guinea dago
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.44,0:01:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guinea dago?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.17,0:01:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guinea dago Figaro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.58,0:01:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,easy jaws of life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.82,0:01:11.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't stand a racist
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.45,0:01:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love the coloreds and the queers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.96,0:01:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just ask Sammy Davis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.15,0:01:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look we all wanna swing baby
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.91,0:01:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you took it too far
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.10,0:01:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you played butthole roulette
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.52,0:01:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you lost the draw
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.86,0:01:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took one for both teams
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.32,0:01:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a disease no one knew existed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.32,0:01:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't leave a mark on history
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.81,0:01:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I French kissed it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.77,0:01:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a champion of the world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.04,0:01:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,extinguished in his prime
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.53,0:01:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so kiss my ass Frankie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.22,0:01:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you'll have to wait in line
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.67,0:01:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.25,0:01:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.92,0:01:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you decide