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what's wrong with your face baby

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yikes!

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with those teeth when you're through

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there'll be no dust left to bite

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Christ

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newsflash, kid

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this is show business

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show some class when you dress

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shave that bush off your lips

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boom

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your band's named Queen huh?

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ain't that sweet

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you dance like you rode

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a bicycle race with no seat

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that's what's wrong with you people

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you'll do anything to get famous

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you changed your name to Mercury

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you should've been Freddie Uranus

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you think I haven't

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heard those things before?

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you're just a bully

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who's too scared to go to war

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you had a hit song called My Way

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but someone else wrote it

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you're the least talented rat

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in your whole pack of rodents

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you've got four notes in your whole range

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you can't act and you can't dance

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I'm more powerful than you

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when I'm wearing women's pants

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why do you stand there in a suit?

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it's like you're trying to bore me

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when I rock the UK

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South America gets horny

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because my songs have balls

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they're the anthems of victory

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your music is like the

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soundtrack to a vasectomy

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you're in the pocket of the mafia

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and everybody knows

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Guinea dago

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Guinea dago?

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Guinea dago Figaro

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Easy jaws of life

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I can't stand a racist

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I love the coloreds and the queers

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just ask Sammy Davis

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look we all wanna swing baby

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but you took it too far

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you played butthole roulette

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and you lost the draw

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I took one for both teams

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from a disease no one knew existed

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I didn't leave a mark on history

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I French kissed it

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I'm a champion of the world

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extinguished in his prime

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so kiss my ass Frankie

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but you'll have to wait in line

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who won?

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who's next?

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you decide