WEBVTT 00:00:01.498 --> 00:00:05.976 クリスに TEDに出ないかって話を 持ちかけられた時 俺はNoって言ったんだ 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:08.143 だってさ なんだか自分が思うような 00:00:08.167 --> 00:00:11.406 心の繋がりを作れるかどうか 自信がなかったんだ 00:00:11.430 --> 00:00:12.976 こんなに大きなカンファレンスだもんね 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:15.499 でも彼 困ってたみたいで 00:00:15.523 --> 00:00:18.976 このカンファレンスの重要要素　 セックスアピールと 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:21.976 セレブ感のある人間を探すのに 手間取ってるっていうんだ NOTE Paragraph 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.835 だからこう言った なあテッド… じゃなかった、クリス 00:00:24.859 --> 00:00:26.976 出てやるけど ２つ条件がある 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:31.842 一つ目は 朝にスピーチすること 早ければ早い方がいい 00:00:32.349 --> 00:00:36.616 二つ目は 俺がTED 2006のテーマを選ぶこと 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:38.749 なんと 承諾してくれたよ！ 00:00:38.773 --> 00:00:43.455 もう２年後のテーマは決めてあるんだ ”子犬の激カワ写真集” 00:00:43.837 --> 00:00:46.643 （映像と音楽） 00:00:53.654 --> 00:00:55.340 ”基本の踊り方” 00:00:55.364 --> 00:00:57.025 ”ニュースクール” 00:00:57.049 --> 00:01:00.658 ” 00:01:00.682 --> 00:01:03.753 00:01:03.777 --> 00:01:06.163 00:01:06.187 --> 00:01:09.960 00:01:09.984 --> 00:01:12.036 00:01:12.060 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