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Foxy the pirate would've done anything

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to get his hands on the security guard.

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There he is!

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Not only did he refuse to wear his costume,

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he was always stopping Freddy and Foxy's

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other friends from partying.

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Should we do that?

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(Ken) We're stoppin' them!

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Stop partying!

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- (Ken) No more partying!
- No more.

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Bonnie always got the door 
slammed in his face.

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I guess we should do that too, dammit.

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And Chicka was always getting stuck
just outside the door.

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Oh no, I'm stuck!

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(chuckling)

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Freddy wasn't even allowed
to get close to the right door.

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Why not?

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Poor Freddy!

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- No!
- (Ken) Oh, no.

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- Oh, gee--
- (Ken) Chicka!

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(Ken laughs) Freddy, what're you doin'?

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Foxy thought this was very mean.

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(Ken) That's so mean.

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- (chuckling)
- (Ken) I can't believe it.

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(Ken) No, I just can't believe that.

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Whenever he got the chance,
he would run as fast as he could

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to make it to the left door.

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Whooooo!

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Sometimes he'd even shove
Bonnie out of the way

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just to get there in time.

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- (Ken grunts) Get outta my way!
- (chuckles)

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You're supposed to run over here
at the same time.

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(Ken) It threw me across the room.

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(laughter)

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But the door was always closed
when Foxy arrived in time.

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- (Ken) Hello?
- (chuckling)

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(Ken) H-Hello?
Is anybody in there?

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(Ken) Knock, knock.

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No matter how much he 
pounded and squealed...

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(Ken) Whoooooooo!

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(Ken) Whoooo!

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- He could never get inside...
- (Ken) Whooo!

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..to get the security guard.

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(Ken screaming in shrill voice)

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(Ken screams)

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This made Foxy very sad.

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(Ken "sobs") I'm so sad!

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He was the fastest animal
in the whole pizzeria.

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(Ken) I was so fast! (sobbing)

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And no matter how hard he tried,
he just couldn't catch

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that rule-breaking security guard.

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(Ken) I just can't catch that darn 
rule-breaking security guard!

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Sometimes Foxy would plot 
to grab the guard

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on his way to his office.

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(Ken) I'm totally plottin' 
about gettin' that guard

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on his way to his office.
There's my chance!

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- (laughter)
- (Ken) Nooooo!

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(Ken) No, [inaudible].
Whoooo!

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(Ken) Whoooo!

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But with his eye patch 
and curtains in the way,

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it was very hard for Foxy
to see outside of Pirate Cove.

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This is your pirate cove.
There it is.

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Behind you.

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(Ken) Everything's 2D.
I can't see out of here!

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(Ken) I only got one eye.

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It was very hard for Foxy
to see outside the pirate cove!

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(Ken) I can't see anything!

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(laughter) I don't even know.

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And so Foxy the pirate, sole resident
of the hardy-argh-argh Pirate Cove,

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sat quietly at his stage everyday.

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(snickering)

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The fuck is going on in there?

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Waiting for darkness,
waiting for the day

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that he could finally put
that meanie-guard back to his costume.

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(Ken) I'm totally gonna get 
that meanie-guard.

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- Then--
- (Ken) Uh-oh.

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Something very strange happened.

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One day, when all was quiet
in the land of Freddy Fazbear,

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Foxy awoke to rustling of curtains.

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- (laughter)
- (Ken) Curtains!

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- (laughter)
- (Ken) Curtains!

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The first thing he thought
was that somebody was coming

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to see him standing alone in Pirate Cove.

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(Ken) Someone's comin' to see me
while standing alone in Pirate Cove!

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This happened a lot to Foxy.

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Little kids always thought it was cool
to see a former member

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of the Fazbear crew.

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(Ken) It's always trollin' me.

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They thought that Foxy looked rather cool
with his rusty hook

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and browning fur.

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(Ken) Yarrgh!

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Foxy did not think that he looked cool.

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(Ken) I wish I had a hand.

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(Ken) Everyone always talks about my hook.

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(Ken chokes up) It hurts my feelings!

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But today, there were no children
at the stage to gawk at Foxy.

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No! Far from it.

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It was the SECURITY GUARD!

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Foxy was shocked.

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(Ken) Gasp!
I'm shocked!

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He wanted to reach out
with his hook hand

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and grab the guard
before he could get away.

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(Ken) I'm goin' to hook ya.

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He want to stop him 
before he could close the door.

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- He wanted it more than anything...
- (Ken) No, come back!

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- ..in the world.
- (Ken) Noooo!

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But as a rule, Foxy was not allowed
to move until after dark.

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(laughs) He can't move.

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(Ken) It's still daylight.
Oh, it's still daylight.

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- (Ken) Dang it.
- (laughs)

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So Foxy was helpless as the man 
he hated so set foot

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into his beloved Pirate Cove.

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(Ken) How dare you!
I am offended.

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(Ken) This is my pirate booty.

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(snickering) Pirate booty.

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"You're looking kind 
of down, Foxy, my friend," he said.

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Foxy only blinked.

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He was allowed to do that much.

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What did this rule-breaker 
know about friends?

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He was a meanie.
Meanies don't have friends.

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That much Foxy was sure of.

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- (Ken) You're a meanie.
- (chuckles)

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"Here, brought you a little something
to cheer you up,"

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the security guard said.
Bring him.

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(Ken) He's stuck.

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Foxy was perfectly still as the man 
pulled the black pirate hat

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from behind his back.

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Oh, it was a black pirate hat?

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(Ken) Oh, my black pirate hat!

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It had chalk-white drawing
of a smiling skull

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and cross-bones in front of it,
the kind that Foxy

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used to wear all those years ago,
back before...before this!

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Then, with a gentleness of an angel,
the security guard

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placed the hat on top of Foxy's head.

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Gentleness of an angel.

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- (Ken) Like an angel!
- Like an angel.

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"Hey, not bad!
Looking sharp, Foxy."

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It was very difficult for Foxy to deny
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felt really, really cool on his head.

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(Ken) Can't deny it!
I really like this hat.

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(Ken) This is a good hat.

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But he refused to believe 
that this man, his sworn enemy,

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the very reason that he 
and the Fazbear crew stalked

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the halls at night, 
would ever be kind to him.

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(Ken) How dare this rule-breaking 
meanie be kind to me!

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(Ken) I don't believe it.

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Of course, that was until the man
pulled out a single screwdriver.

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(Ken) What?
What do I screw?

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(Ken) Is that a screwdriver in his pants,
or is he glad to see me?

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- (Pewds grunts)
- (Ken) Oh my!

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"Hold still, big guy!
This might tickle."

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What the fuck?
Where is this story going?

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(Ken) Where is he putting 
that screwdriver?

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There was the squealing sound
of bolts coming loose.

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(Ken) Whoooo!
Whoooo!

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The noise that metal makes
when rubbed against other--

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- Oh, gee!
- (Ken) Whoooooo!

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(laughter)

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(beeping)

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(Ken) Metal noises!

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Um, rubbed against other metals.

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And then a series of pings and clings
as Foxy felt his teeth

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fall from his mouth.

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(Ken) Ding, ding, cling, 
cling, clang, clang.

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- The man whistled--
- (Ken fox whistles)

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Foxy did have very sharp teeth, after all.

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That is why he had been 
tucked away from the curtains

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in the first place.

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"I know it's a long shot,
but I'm gonna let you

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give this a try."

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Foxy wasn't sure what he meant by that,

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but soon after this was said,
he felt a number of soft items

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being pressed into the slots
where his teeth used to be.

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(Ken) Yeah, I'm gettin' a grill.

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(laughter) A pizza grill.

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Foxy flexed his jaws,

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- and tried to figure out...
- (Ken grunts)

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..what was different,
but he couldn't.

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(Ken grunts) Flex it!
Jaws, what's different?

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"See ya in the morning, Foxy,"
the security guard said.

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And with a friendly pat on the head...

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- (Ken) Oh yeah...
- Yeah, Betty.

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Oh, I'm Betty.

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The security guard left 
Foxy alone that night.

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Confused and wondering, Foxy stayed 
behind his curtain all night long.

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- (Ken) "Ahoy!"
- Foxy bellowed,

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staggering to and fro across the stage.

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- (Ken) Ahoy!
- (laughter)

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(Ken) Ahoy!
Ahoy.

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The children laughed and squealed
as he approached them.

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- (Ken) Ahoy!
- There's the children.

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- (squealing)
- (Ken) Ahoy!

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Foxy loved the sound of children.

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(Ken) Welcome, me mateys!
Welcome!

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You be [inaudible] through the one 
and only hardy-argh-argh-argh Pirate Cove

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"I don't know what you did, but you did it.

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The kids fricking love him."

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(Ken) What be this?

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With a cocked head...

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(chuckles)

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He wobbled over to one 
of the children nearest the stage.

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He approached a little girl.

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(Ken) And what's your name, young lass?

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(childish voice) Abigail!

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(Ken) That'd be a fine name.

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(Ken) "Now, little Abby, 
may I call you Abby?

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Little Abby, you best be careful
out here in Pirate Cove.

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If you try and steal 
any of me treasure, well..."

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He chomped down on her small fingers

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with his brand new fuzzy stuffed teeth,
She giggled and squirmed.

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(Ken) "Ye be walkin' the plank!"

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"Soft teeth!"

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His all heart, really, all he 
wants to do is play pirate.

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And so Foxy the pirate, sole resident
of hardy-argh-argh Pirate Cove,

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was happy once again!

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- (Ken) I'm happy!
- Now Foxy didn't want to catch

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the security guard so much anymore.

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(Ken) I don't even care about 
the security guard anymore.

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Sometimes, though, when Freddy, 
Bonnie, and Chicka weren't trying

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to get him into his costume,
Foxy would run down

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to the security guard 
as fast as he could, and then,

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just before the rule-breaking meanie
could close the door,

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Foxy would dash inside.

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(Ken makes scary noises)

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And bite his shoulder 
with his new, soft teeth.

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(Ken gnaws)

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And give him a big Fazbear hug.

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(laughter)

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The end.

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