WEBVTT 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:00.730 They say that in life when one gains something... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...then they lose something too... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something like this happened with our 3 dear firends also. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is Raju. His luck did change. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He did get a lot of money. But he also lost his mother who was ill. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you recognize? He is Shyam. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He also got a lot of money. But in an accident he lost his love... Anuradha. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And who can forget him! He is Babu Rao Ganpat Rao Apte. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And even he got a lot of money. As it is he had nothing to lose. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Except for his loincloth. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So... he lost his senses. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my darling! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Decorate me, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of love... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Make me taste the spicy sauce of love, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let the fenugreek from my heart pour out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And mix the chilies of desire in it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After adding the cinnamon of intoxication in it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And make me taste it with your fingers. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Stop making me feel so restless, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of love... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Make me taste the spicy sauce of love, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Decorate me, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of love... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Make me taste the spicy sauce of love, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, Babu-bhaiya! - Hey, Babu-bhaiya!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 See how much money he has with him. - He is throwing cheques at her. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't take tension of the cheque. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "There should be money in the bank also, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All the money is in the house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh Goddess Laxmi! Bless me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail the telephone! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail wrong number! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail Devi Prasadaya! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail the rupee and money! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'What is this, Babu-bhaiya?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you sitting on the floor like a sack of potatoes? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened? - Now we are rich people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So should I sit in air if we have become rich? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sit comfortably. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey! Remove the shoes. One should not wear shoes in the house and roam. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You also Babu-bhaiya... you'll always remain poor man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will always have a cheap thinking. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Rich men sleep on their sofa with their shoes on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya live with style. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even eat your meals with spoon and fork. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Ok, how will you eat Indian burger with spoon and fork?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is this? I left this place 15 minutes ago... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and you're still in the same clothes? Be rich. Rich! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A rich man changes his clothes every 15 minutes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He changes his house every 30 minutes... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and his business every one hour. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "And changes his wife every 2 hours. - Oh, God!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Oh, God!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where do I have a wife? The wife of my neighbours? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Ok, ok. Forget all that. At least change this phone." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You've spent all this money but kept... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...the same number, at least change the model." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't touch the phone. Keep it down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Did I change you? No, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't talk about changing this phone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "If you want you change the name, change the clothes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even change your father if you want but... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...don't talk about changing this phone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "This bungalow this car, this money. These shoes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even our brief and vest is because of this phone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is not just a phone. This changes luck. Changes luck! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hello! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whose phone is it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kabeera... Kabeera speaking. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That... that... tell him that Baburao has passed away... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju, tell him that Baburao..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He won't listen to me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey that... that... that... ka... ka... ka... Kabeera brother. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail Maharashtra! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Star fisheries... hey you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are fooling me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Half of the fish died by drowning in the water. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And half of the fish died of thirst. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And Baburao's loincloth has also opened up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Scoundrel! You open my loincloth! You dare to open it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'God, take away..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not a rich guy like me... but take away these two poor guys. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God! The water is very cold. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God! What to do about this Babu-bhaiya? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you give him a mug of gold then too he'll... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have made such a big swimming pool. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then why does he have to tie a rope to a bucket to have bath? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now what respect will our neighbors have for us? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have I dug a well over here?! - I will make him understand. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, what are you doing?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The same that you've not done for last 5 years. I am bathing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does one bathe like this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then how does one bathe? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Why do you need to fetch a bucket of water with a rope, Babu-bhaiya?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Directly put the bucket in the water and remove the water. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju, he doesn't have common sense." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What should I say to them? This is swimming pool. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why do you need to put the bucket in it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why don't you directly go in to it? - How can I dive in to it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go like this. Directly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hello yes... Who Devi Prasad? Who are you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Anuradha... Laxmi from Chit fund? Yes say. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Money will be doubled in 21 days. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'No, no. I am interested in the scheme." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes... I am Devi Prasad only. You just give me your address. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no. For office purpose. Yes you say." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Jai Ambe Chambers, 27. The last stop of 4 limited bus." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The building opposite that? Ok... ok... bye. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The car has broken down. Will have to go by the bus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ticket! Ticket! Ticket! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Next stop - Last stop. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "One thousand rupees. Brother, for 10 rupees are you..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...giving me my whole salary? Give me change. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You must be having change. - I don't have change. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hurry up! I have to get down at the next stop. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do one thing. Give the ticket for her and her daughter also. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She is not my daughter. - Give the ticket for her husband. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "He is not my husband. - Ok, give..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 me the tickets for both of us. Fine? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Brother if you buy the ticket for all the passenger in the bus also... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...then too I won't be able to give you a change for 1000 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hurry up please, you do one thing take this and give him a ticket too." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Please, hurry up my stop is coming... - But... - Give the ticket." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Keep this... - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, madam. Give me my note at least." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Listen madam, listen to me. Please." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Madam, don't run." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Madhuri-ji! - My name is not Madhuri. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then what is your name? - What do you have to do with that? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was asking because you also don't have any work with me but... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...you bought a ticket for me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My stop was coming. So I was in a hurry. Should I leave now? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You listen to me. Hey! Hey! Give me one chance. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One chance... one minute. I'll give you back your money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No need. - Come here please. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please come here. How much is it for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 10 rupees each. - Give me two. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't want to eat. - This is very famous over here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just have it once and see it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you starring at my face? Give me 2 fast. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this. It is very hot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this hot corn. - Take this money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sir, I don't have the change for 1000 rupees." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have such a big business and you don't keep change? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ask from someone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sir, who will give change so early in the morning for 50 rupees." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Find it dude, ask him." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'You keep this, keep this. Keep." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Now it is 30 rupees... listen to me. Hey, give it!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What have you done, Nilima-ji? Now I will have to give you 30 rupees." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 See my name is not Nilima. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'And please, stop following me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How can I leave you like this? I'll give you your money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't let you do this favor on me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is the guy with ice-candy stall. I'll get the change from him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But... - Please come with me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey... give us 2 Ice-candy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is too famous out here... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this. - I don't have change. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give it back! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I hope you are enjoying it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop... stop... thank you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come, come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey! How much? - 60 rupees, sir. - " 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Thousand rupees note? I don't have change, sir." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What to do? You guys don't keep change only. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All poor people reside here. Whom should I ask? Nobody has change. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing? ...60 rupees! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Ok, now it's 110 rupees. We'll do one thing." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is a man with horse-cart. He too is also famous. We will go there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Enough... I don't want my money. Just stop following me, please." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How can this happen? I'll give you your money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Laxmi Chit Fund Fort, Mumbai." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are they constructing or demolishing the building? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do it immediately. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hello... - Hello. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Good morning, ma'am." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who are you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am Devi Prasad. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Devi Prasad? But I know Devi Prasad personally. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 His age must be... - No... no... you have misunderstood me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Devi Prasad-ji has sent me. - Ok. Please have a seat. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me one thing. Will you really double the money? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, that also in 21 days. Any doubt?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Has Devi Prasad-ji not informed you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, he told me but your office is in an under construction building." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where as it should have been in a good place. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Like Marine drive, Chowpaty, those places." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you for reminding. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Mr. Bijlani, what is this?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got you 10 crore rupees more from the market. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And you still have not completed my building? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Next month Home minister is going to come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where do you think I will get him seated? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't say it will be completed. It should be completed... that's good. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me one thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will my money also get doubled? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sorry sir, our scheme is for limited people." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I too am limited. I eat limited. I drink limited. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I sleep limited. I stay with limited people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "In fact the bus in which I came, it was also limited." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are laughing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll give you one chance. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But our company's policy is that we neither take more... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...than 10 crore rupees nor do we take less than 1 crore. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One crore... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where will I bring one crore from? - What happened? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, I meant how will I bring it? It's a big amount." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now how will I bring it from the home? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will not come with the money. You just give your address outside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll come personally to take the money. - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You just sign this form and get it ready. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I'll come and check your standard of living, status and bank balance." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will nothing less then a crore do? - I'm sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Complete one crore? - Yes, one crore." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good policy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Is this the estate agent? Yes, listen Hand over the phone to Banwari." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Banwari, I am Raju speaking. Ok, listen I want a bungalow." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That also between a race course and golf course. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I want a private pond in it which... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...should have water-proof fishes in it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I also want a stadium and a Multiplex to watch movies. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Ok, I will call you later. Bye." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Raju! Raju! Have you won 8-10 lotteries together? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Poor people buy lotteries, Babu-bhaiya. I do business." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What business? What is it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - I'll tell you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "How did this Tata, Birla, Ambani and Devi Prasad get rich?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know the secret. - Do they smoke cigarette? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Not cigarette Babu-bhaiya, it's secret. - Secret?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What they do is that they put the entire money in Chit fund. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And after 21 days our money will be doubled. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Again 21 days later the money will increase four times. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And 21 days later again the money... - 8 times. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After that... - 16 times. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 32 times. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's why I am leaving 5-5 crores for each one of you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, you don't come into the sweet talks of this fraud." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Forget the crores, this guy will get us on the roads." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, dear. My right eye is flickering since morning." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I feel that we surely will become millionaire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Had this been the case then every blind man would have been a millionaire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lord Ganpati Bappa. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail Lord Vinayaka! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Give it, man. Give it. - What should I give?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You said you will give me five crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The moment you see a rich man you start begging. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Let me invest first, you people bring the money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give 10-10 lakh rupees each and sign on the form. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, I won't give it. - Even I won't give." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I want 1 crore rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If I invest that 21 days later I'll get 2 crore rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Read this, you are educated, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Read it. Read what is written, read." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, it is written that the money will double in 21days." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Put one crore rupees and it will double. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it written that it will double? Give it over here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have full trust in you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will give you my 10 lakh rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, now you sign." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something is fishy. Something is. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened? - Did you hear something? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This guy always hears something or the other. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is no song on. No radio or T.V. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'You sign, man, sign, come on, sign." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something is fishy. Something is. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I can hear. You all also... - Sign, buddy. Come on!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please... sign... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is alright but we have 30 lakhs rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From where are we going to get the rest of the 70 lakhs? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you people trust me? - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have full faith in God. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will get 70 lakh rupees from somewhere or the other. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fine then? Ok. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is a very nice person. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, you are falling for the same trick again." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, don't curse it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh God, I just hope my money gets doubled." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raju! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Again the car has stopped. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where will I get 70 lakhs from? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother, it's itching very much. If I could get some work..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Till the time your brother is alive you don't have... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...to worry about any money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you take me as your bhai then your promotion will happen quickly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Understood? - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you people have any problem just remember bhai. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whether you want money or anything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Chhotu - Coming sir... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get a cup of tea. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't have change. - This is your tip. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "1000 rupees? - This is a tip, a tip." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A tip of thousand rupees? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I'll pay for the tea later, now go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How much pollution is there in this country? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey junior, send someone to my bungalow." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why don't you fit 3 to 4 AC's here? It's so hot in here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, sir. If you have so much problem..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...then why don't you have tea at a five star hotel? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Dear, we have become habituated." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There was a time when even we were poor. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We became millionaires overnight. - How? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Millionaires in 25 days. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Millionaires in 25 days? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do I look like I'm a simpleton? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you have a counterfeit money business? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not a business... this... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Shift, shift over there." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have a scheme. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have found the scheme of the rich. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Money doubled within 25 days. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Money doubled within 25 days? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even I want to double my money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This scheme is not for any Tom Dick and Harry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You need to have high contacts for this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, please go get tea, buddy." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother, you... you have recently made contacts." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, get my special tea for brother. Brother... brother." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's been so long since I've known you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother, it's already passed 7 minutes, brother." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Okay... fine, fine, I've put a minimum of 70..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tea. - Have you added sugar? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Get sugar for, sir... go and get it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Brother, brother." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll need at least 70 lakh rupees for this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 70 lakhs! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you speak so loudly you'll tell everyone about the scheme. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I don't have 70 lakh rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then I want 50 lakhs. There is no scheme for less than that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 50 lakhs? And then my work won't be done. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Listen, listen to me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't be so depressed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is another scheme in my head which is of 30 lakhs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 30 lakhs? But I have only 20 lakhs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Do something, brother. - Okay then, fine." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Do a thing, where is the money?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "It's just next door and that too in cash, cash." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Can you get it right now? - Yes, I can get it now, brother." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Do a thing, then, get the money at my mansion." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, brother, you go to your mansion; I'll get the..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...money and reach there. - Okay, go, go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I still need 50 lakh rupees more. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother, what is the guarantee for this? - What guarantee?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, I will require some security." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no brother, security. - You go back." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no. - Son, this scheme is not meant for you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, brother. - You go back." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You go back. No, brother. - This scheme is not for you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Brother forgive me. - You go away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, take the money and go get some sweets for your kids." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'No, no, no." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is a scheme of 10 rupees for you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no, I have full confidence in you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll go and get it right away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll reach your bungalow right now. - Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You will come, won't you? - Yes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sure? - I'll come, 100 percent. - " 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey scoundrel, we are working over here..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and you are just strolling over there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm arranging for 20 lakh rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Forget it, is that 20 lakh rupees going to walk and come to you?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something like that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Why, does the 20 lakh rupees not have..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That was a good joke. Laugh, you jerk! Laugh at it!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, a man is going to come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have lured him perfectly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God! This alcohol is such. It intoxicates... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...even the biggest of them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, why were you coughing all night?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Go and have a sip or two from my bottle, go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why? Will my cough reduce by having alcohol? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because of liquor my father lost his garage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The entire property was lost. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Even my father passed away, then..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...why won't your cough go away? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boss... boss... he is coming. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No one will say anything, no one, understood?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If no one says anything then what will anything say? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, this is a problem, what should be said then?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't roam with him you will go mad. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You go. Go and do your work. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey! You came so soon. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Money has come. - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, this is a Lavni folk dancer." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "This is my gardener. Hey, Babu, water them properly." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You scoundrel, from Babu-bhaiya it's now just, Babu?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll have to deal with you later. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is he your gardener? But on that day over there he was... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Blowing money over there, I know." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The thing is that whenever he gets his salary he gives it to me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I double it and give it to him and... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...he goes there and blows the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even he was over there on that day. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey driver, hey driver, didn't I tell you to remove the..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...money from the trunk and keep it inside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey shut up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is telling you to shut up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is like my father. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was five since then he has taken care of me and raised me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has been my driver since then. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Five years? But he looks to be of the same age as of you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have you heard of plastic surgery? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I've spent four crore rupees, there's plastic on his face." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've even made him join the gym. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does he look like he's 60 years old? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you have money then everything... is possible. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Have you got the money? - Yes, I've got it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Brother, sit inside and count it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "There is nothing inside, we people don't sit." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You might have atleast some water? - Who drinks water? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The water is only for the plants. We only have beer. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Save water, drink beer, that's our motto." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, brother, will it double in 25 days?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "If you give the money it will double. - Yes, yes, take this." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother, I'll come after 25 days. - Okay." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Fine then, brother. - Okay." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What scoundrel, you called me a gardener?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, we have got 20 lakh rupees." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Driver? You look like a thief with those dark glasses. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And you call me a driver? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Scouundrel... - Wait... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Oh God, what will these people from..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...the Lakshmi chit fund ask me now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Delhi's capital is India. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, you had said that the people of the Laxmi fund..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...won't take any investments below 1 crore. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's correct. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have thirty and you took twenty from him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From where will we get 50? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is fifty and this is the other 50. And it is 1 now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Wow, that's good, you've already started to double it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Very good. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From where did you get this fifty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will give double to the person whom I took it from. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Oh, there she comes, there she comes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Welcome, welcome." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - This is Anuradha. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Anuradha? Is your name Anuradha as well? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you mean? Is your name Anuradha as well? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Of course not, I am. - Forget it, this is Shyam." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "My name is Baburao, Baburao Ganpat Rao Apte." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Come, let us go inside and speak. It's very sunny, come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shyam... nice name. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Anuradha? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nice coffee. - Thank you. - Beautiful house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Thanks a lot. Here, take the papers." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Great, Mr. Shyam, have you done M. Com? - Yes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Mr. Raju, which degree is this ITUS?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To fool people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, actually, it's International Talent..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...of Ultimate Students... ITUS. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've never heard anything about... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...a degree like this. - You won't even hear about it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because this is a very difficult course. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A very few number of students are able to do it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You know, you have to be very intelligent." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I was one of them. - That's strange. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, hey, this is my degree. - This? - Yes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This looks like the school leaving certificate of some Marathi school. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Till where have you studied? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Till afternoon. - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My father dropped me at school in the morning. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And the whole school came to drop me home... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...in the afternoon with this certificate. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Anuradha-ji, I want to ask you a question." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What kind of business does your company do because... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...of which our entire money gets doubled in 21 days? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shit. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's a very intelligent question. - Thank you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, see, the foreign company in which our company invests." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They double our money and return it to us in 7 days. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh, oh, I see. - Raju, let us go directly over there..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Keep quiet, Babu-bhaiya." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Are you satisfied, Mr. Shyam? - Yes, sure." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The money of all the three of you will be doubled. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Not claps. Give me the money, money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Take this, the receipt is in this." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's fifty lakhs in this and fifty lakhs in that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's 1 crore. - Congratulations. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That's it, in a few days from now I'll make you millionaires." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just want to be a husband. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am telling you let's get him married. We will take his money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '- Ok, bye." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 21 Days Later 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Raju, then where is your office located?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, what's this? In this building?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Look at this, where is the office?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is our money? - This is just a ruin. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is the office? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey move, there was a Laxmi chit fund office over here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'That board, where did it go?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I myself am looking for that office. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'The office was here, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "He was here even on that day. Where is that girl, tell me fast." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey brother, we have come here to take our doubled money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They said we'll get paid double and gave us the job. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Today when we came over here, everyone had vanished." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My head has started spinning. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I couldn't recognise her. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Do not trust this Raju, he will bankrupt us." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't give him the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That's what I thought, that girl was so innocent." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What did I know that she will ditch us and go? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How can my Anuradha do such a thing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, keep quiet, your Anuradha, you scoundrel, jerk." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you hitting me? What have I done? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are the biggest unlucky charm. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because of you... But why are you hitting me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Lt hurts, have both of you gone mad?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Here, take this, take this and hit him on the head." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You will double it, you will double it now I won't spare you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will double it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Anuradha is your sister, where is your sister?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is your sister? Who is Anuradha? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I don't have any sister? Where is your sister, tell me?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, what is this you are doing?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is not Anuradha's brother. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If this is not Anuradha's brother then she is Anuradha. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Scoundrel, you've put a false moustache?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, this cannot be my Anuradha." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is a man. How can he be Anuradha? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, have you gone mad?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, calm down." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, agreed that the scoundrel Raju," 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 lost our 30 lakh rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But we still have our house of 50 lakhs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We still have a house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Oh God, I had forgotten about it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We still have a mansion worth 50 lakhs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Raju, you scoundrel, you give me the papers of the mansion." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Otherwise you will sell the house as well. - Take it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He can't be trusted. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you understand? Why doesn't he speak? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey brother, do we still have this mansion?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We had the mansion. - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does that mean you sold the house? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So hadn't you asked me from where the remaining 50 lakhs came from? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I will kill you. Babu-bhaiya, hey Babu-bhaiya. Hey Raju." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on soon. Isn't there petrol inside you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, I struck a lottery." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '25 days are over, from today even..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...I will be called a millionaire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Money has doubled. Hey Lord, I will..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...even offer you double number of coconuts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this. - What are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Take this, all slavery over from today." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are you going? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have you come for the job of a watchman? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey you cook, go and call your master." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What call the master? I'm the master over here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey lord, you are great!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Every one from the driver, the gardener..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...to the cook is rich in this house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raju brother must have doubled your money as well. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now even I want to take my double. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey Raju brother, I have come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does this sofa belong to your father? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "It belongs to Raju brother, Raju brother!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raju brother has gone bankrupt. - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He sold this mansion to me 25 days ago and left. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If I don't get my money I'll surely die. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Not here, go outside and die on the road." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Tell me where that Raju is, or else I'll kill you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can tell only if you leave my neck. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, you tell me first otherwise I'll kill you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Son, leave my neck, I'll tell you. - Here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will you hit me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'This shorty will hit me, is it?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will hit me? Now I will show you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you know me? I have robbed guns from... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll kill you with these two antique guns. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I won't spare you, I won't spare you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey! Don't hold it like this. Hold it like a cigarette or a pipe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is Baburao's style. You click. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "How is it? - Yes, it's great." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Great? Then do I get the role in your drama? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These clothes are bought on rent. Take them off. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "On rent? - Yes, so." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your role in the drama is that you are the father of the hero. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Father? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is dead. Now we will put your photo on the stage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That also with a plastic garland over it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey you! I'll hit you with a bucket. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll never ask for water. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look at the riches of the bungalow and at the queue for water. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Shyam! Hey Raju! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Smarty! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Not smarty, Apte. Baburao Ganpat Rao Apte." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey you maybe Apte or Jhapte, don't..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...dry your clothes over here. - It's wet, dear. Let me dry." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is my balcony (Shift). 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Night shift or day shift? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you new over here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, it's old. But I have just washed it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's why it's looking first class. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is my balcony... in front of my door. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It seems as if this place belongs to your father? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then what your father? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, my father has a big place to stay in Kolhapur." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then go and dry your clothes in Kolhapur. Not here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Dear, if I dry my loincloth in Kolhapur." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then what will I wear over here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now should I burst you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do I look like a balloon to you? That you will burst me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll throw you down from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So I'll come up by the stairs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let me solve the problem. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now I'll have to show you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - I'll also show you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What will you do? - What will you do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What will you do? - I'll dry the loincloth over here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You don't know me. - What will I do by knowing you, dear?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who are you? - Then know me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, Babu-bhaiya." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hold me. He doesn't know me... hold me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hit him hard. You hold me... I'll not leave you, jerk." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave me... I will not spare him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Tambi, have you seen that Raju sir? - " 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who Raju? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That... that, the one who had given your boy a 1000 rupees tip." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To him. - Who him? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, had he not given you 1000rupees?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is a fraud. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He gives you a tip of 1000 rupees before drinking the tea. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "And after he drank it, he'll slap you and take the money back." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He drinks tea also on loans. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Make 4 special tea. I'll just come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll not leave that jerk. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will give you 150 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 150 for one that means 300 for 2 right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A man buys a pair of shoes whenever he buys it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't make a fool of Kachra-bhai. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sir, it's made in Japan. - So sell it in the Thief market of Japan." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "First the Laxmi fund has ruined us, now you also ruin us." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on take this, pull it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Don't fool with me, Babu-bhaiya." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am getting late for the interview. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "There were 4 imported shoes, but now not even one is to be found." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yesterday night I hit Raju with the shoes on his head. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It were there at that time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Shyam! Take this, I have brought the money for the..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...bread for one time and money... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...for the beer, for 2 times for Babu-bhaiya." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So from where have you brought this money for food? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is money? It is just the dirt on the hand. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then you should have you told me beforehand... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...I just had a good bath. And I cleaned all the dirt. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me the bottle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have to go for an interview. Has anyone seen my shoes? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have to go for an interview? - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then you should have told me before I would have... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sold our shoes after your interview? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You sold away my shoes? - Nothing else was left to sell. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu, brother this..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It will tear... it will tear. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your vest is already torn now what will I wear beneath the suit? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Should I roam around with slippers? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave me... leave me... see this poor guy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Has he said a word? I sold his watch and golden specs? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did the poor guy say any thing?! He didn't right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You sold the watch? You sold my brief? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You jerk, I'll sell your vest and brief." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will you give me your vest? Take this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your bottle fell down. What tell me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now say. Now say. What will you do with a watch? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As it is your time is bad. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jerk! Now your time has come to an end. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, don't spare him." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "First you catch him, dear. - Raju, scoundrel!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You jerk! You sold off my watch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll not give you food. - Your food. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll not give me food? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You hit me? You hit me? He hit me. This jerk hit me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Maratha man has woken up! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu, come, come. Babu, come. Murder him, Babu, murder him." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey! You leave me... leave me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey! Leave my ears! Leave my ears. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is my nose... this is my nose. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave me... leave me... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, a girl has come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When did I say it is a boy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, it is gone." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get your spectacles corrected. She has not gone. She is still here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your loincloth. - She has worn a dress and not a lioncloth. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your loincloth has come out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What are doing there? The girl is here, wear your dhoti." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Changing. - Tie it tightly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How are you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How come you are here? - I have come for the rent. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What about rent, dear? Give whatever you feel like giving, ok." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No! I have come to take the rent. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then take it from Raju. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you the owner of this chawl? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, my father is the accountant of this place." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Since he is not keeping well. I have come to take the rent. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me 175 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, take this." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Where did you bring this 1000 rupees from, you jerk?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll buy my shoes from it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will you wear the shoes over the towel? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is not a beggar like you. He has a suit. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I sold his suit and got this money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't have a change of 1000 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So let's go out and have a coffee will get the change done. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No need for that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen Rekha-ji... Seema-ji... Meena-ji. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll get the change for you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That jerk sold my suit! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That jerk has sold my watch, my golden specs." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll not leave him. Now see. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, beat him. Don't spare him!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen to me... listen to me. We'll have a coffee together. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Sister, just give me this..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Break his skull... break this jerk's skull. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is my suit? Where is my one-piece suit? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will get you a 2 piece one. Sit in the swimming pool with it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thief. - You are a thief. - Break his head. - - Hey Babu! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go and bring my suit. Or else I'll break your skull. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Don't be mad Shyam, I'll get hurt with that vessel." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shyam hit him. Hit and break his skull. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, he hit you. Hit him. - He did!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What 4000? When I sold you this suit you gave me 1000. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now 4000? 300o/o profit? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, so I have spent extra over it. - What expenses?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It didn't have buttons so I got buttons on it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And rats had bitten it so I got it stitched. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It was so dirty so I got it dry cleaned. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "See, brother if you want it for 4000 then take it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's strong. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 5000 rupees? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey sir, come here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I gave you my 12 number shoes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And you gave me 150 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And he gave you a small pouch and you gave him 5000 rupees? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why this discrimination? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That was not a pouch of nuts. - Then what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's cocaine. It's the business of drugs. Drugs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So should you turn the heroine bald and sell her in junkyard? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Not bald, heroine, drugs, understood?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Drugs? - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, you are very naughty." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on give me this suit. - Take it in 4000 if you want. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll get to know when I inform the police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The man who gave this item right now is a policeman himself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then fine. I will tell the military people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Scoundrel, drive slowly." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll blast that jerk with bomb. Let me get him once. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Make the 'pani puri' sweet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me spicy snack. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Catch that jerk! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "He should not run away! You have fallen in my hands, I won't leave you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come inside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look there! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do one thing. Take this money. Those men are coming. Give them to drink. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have given my heart out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have given my heart out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Love is in the air. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Love is in the eyes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Keep my heart in your heart carefully. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have given my heart out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have given my heart out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The walk is quivering. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And even the sight is quivering. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My love will make you unaware. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There might be many lovers of you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But you will never find one like me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why do you hide your eyes from me like that? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is difficult for you to escape from me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My beloved! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Magic is mesmerising. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have given my heart out. - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me my money... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Love is in the air. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Love is in the eyes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Keep my heart in your heart carefully. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have given my heart out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why don't you guys understand? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She is a bar girl in the dance bar. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I myself have shaken a leg with her. I'm telling you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She is a girl from a good family. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nice girl. She can't be a bar dancer. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you don't believe me then why don't you come with me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't go to these kinds of places. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, you come with me. - No way. - Come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll not go with him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First he takes anywhere and then he gets me into trouble. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You do one thing you go. You go alone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And if she is in there then pull her ears and bring her out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey! Don't pull her ears, Raju. She is very delicate." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She took away the whole shop and you are after her ears. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What is this? I am feeling hungry, God." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Brother, how much is this banana for?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 20 rupees a dozen. 20 rupees. - And without the skin over it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Brother, take it if you want." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How much money do you have? - 5 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give it. Give. Take this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened? - I didn't find her. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had told you that you won't get her. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Since yesterday the ladies bar is closed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The government has kicked out all the ladies. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Give me the banana, I am feeling hungry." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Spectacled uncle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am very hungry. Give me one banana. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Dear, don't cry like this." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are hungry and you want to eat a banana? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shyam! Give your banana. The child is feeling hungry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Are you a human or something else? Yes, eat!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Uncle, give me one more. - Take this." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I am still hungry, uncle." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Take this also, dear. - Thank you uncle." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From where did he come from? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You scoundrel! You swindled my money! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't hit me with the stone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look! Look! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I am a gardener, not a rogue." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has not given back my money. Beat him! Beat him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, I am the driver, driver. He has not given my salary." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Beat him up! Catch him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "One minute! One minute! Yes, yes, I know." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't beat me. I told you give me a minute. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't have the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I... I... I had invested that money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That company... let it be... what can I do... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...when the company has eloped with the money? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is not my fault. That company eloped with all my money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am in such a bad state. And you are asking from me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I beg for food. I feed both of them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My condition is so bad. You scoundrels! Have some shame! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have fear of God! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Everything is a loss. - Yes, everything is a loss." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not even a single penny is left. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't touch my brother. You should have told me before that... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Only if you people allow me to say. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My boss is so humble. If you go to him and... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...tell him about your loss he will give you 10-20 lakhs more. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is nothing to worry about. Do come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God we are saved! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Left turn. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Enough, enough, come, come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, hey, slowly, slowly." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, why is it so dark over here?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After this there is brightness and only brightness. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Is this a home or a gun factory? Greetings, bhabhi-ji." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! What nonsense are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you tease another woman? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She is a maid and not a bhabhi. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sir, sir, sir, these people are those... those." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey bhai, what are you doing?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey put the gun aside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They have called you inside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Come, come, sir. You are very generous." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come. All the three of you come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Seth-ji, these are those 3 jerks." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Seth-ji, this jerk fooled me!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These three people have swindled your money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shoot the three of them and spare me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, he is lying, he, he told us that if..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...we come to you, you will give us our money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is absolutely lying! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Quiet, be very quiet, you people..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...have swindled Tiwari sir's money. I will kill you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Remove the beetle nut from your mouth and speak, man." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "He already has a beetle nut in his mouth, he lisps." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, what are you whispering?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We can't understand what you are saying. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The thing is that there is no subtitle below. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen! Don't try to act smart. You're back answering? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're back answering? I'll blast... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...your head and break your nose. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "We people eat Chinese, we don't understand it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give twenty kicks? - Twenty kicks? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give twenty lakhs. - How will you kick him 20 times? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Not kicks, I'm saying 20 lakhs, 20 lakhs, hey 20 lakhs." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It doesn't look good. - They will beat us. Keep quiet! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Not 20 kicks, 20 lakhs." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will explain. I will explain. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh, God, I'll give it. Hey, you get ready." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will remove my slippers and give you 20 kicks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Smarty, don't you understand?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What were you saying after removing the slippers? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had told you that I'll give you 20 kicks in the brain. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 20 kicks. Give me Tiwari's money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'One minute, quiet, quiet." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You people are blabbering since when. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me my money now itself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God! His master is a bigger lisper than him as well. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, shut up, scoundrel, quiet!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Otherwise I'll blow you with a cannon. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are my 20 lakh rupees? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are my 20 lakh rupees? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Okay, okay, the 20 lakh rupees?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That we already swindled. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you trying to imitate me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll blow you away! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, hey, I lisp since the time I was born." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even my father used to lisp. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My grandfather was a singer in an orchestra. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What are you saying? Speak clearly, speak clearly." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's saying that he used to sing... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...in the orchestra. He used to sing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I swear on my mother, I've seen his father and..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...his grandfather singing over there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "In the orchestra. I've seen it, I promise." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "My heart keeps on singing, you are my destination."' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You lisp and even I lisp so we are relatives. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Raju, hey Shyam, listen carefully." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have swindled the money of my relative. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Scoundrels, return it or else I'll kill you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have told them. They will give you. I'll leave then. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, where do you think you're going?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just turn around and see. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, where is his head? - Look on the first floor, brother." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey my jerks! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go to their house and get whatever you can from their house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Their briefs, their vests, get everything." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Stop, stop, stop!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why did you stop the car? Do you stay in this building? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no. I don't stay in this building. I stay in the gutter." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In the gutter? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I want to urinate urgently, please." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, go home and do it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It will leak out at home then. Let me go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will do it in the gutter. My kidney is spoilt. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey Raju, you have a kidney disease?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why didn't you tell me till today? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Didn't he tell you, brother? Let him go, he will do it here only." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 His kidney is spoilt. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What if he runs away? - Why will I run away? Am I mad? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These two are with you. I won't run away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, so will you mortgage us?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Empty fast and come back, come soon." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Go, go, go fast Raju, go, go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is a very noble human being. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, come fast. - Scoundrel mortgages..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...us to go and urinate. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "This kidney disease is a very bad thing, man." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have water 10 times a day. Go 20 times. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 More than half your life is spent inside the bathroom. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, why hasn't he returned as yet?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He must have run away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think that his kidney has suffered from a heart attack. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He must have fallen somewhere. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll pick him up and bring him over here. - What if you don't come back? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How will I run away? Why will I run? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya is there with you as a mortgage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is this do you think that I'm the... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...'Mangalsutra' of the neck to mortgage me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He mortgaged me to go and urinate. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And you are mortgaging me for heart attack. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What do you think? He'll run away, he'll run away." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, both of you also go with him." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll go and get him. Raju! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Come on! - Let me go, man." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bad times have come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First there was heart attack in the heart. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now heart attack happens in the kidney as well. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Quiet, quiet. - Okay, fine." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why haven't these people come back as yet? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, now it's my turn, I'll go and see." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Quiet, do you think I'm mad? You sit over here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Both of us will see and come. - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey goons, come here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who will lock this car? You shouldn't leave it open like this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'What if I run away, isn't it?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Okay, okay, fine. - Yes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is this? He has kept the window open and gone! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya! Babu. - Hey, a pickpocket." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why do you shout so much? - Come fast. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'No, I cannot come, they have left..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...the car for me to take care of. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He will feel bad. I cannot come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey man, make him understand. - Come on, man." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "It is locked, how will he come? - This is how a lock opens." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Look, no one should come to know where we are going." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Otherwise the goons will come behind us. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Now don't worry, I've told everyone..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...that we aren't going to Kolhapur. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Do a thing, you all proceed, I'll join you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But where are you going? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I have to give Rekha, Priya and Vimla money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's why I will have to go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But from how many women have you borrowed money? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where have I borrowed? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have borrowed money from only one girl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have to return her 572 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She is a very good girl. She has a very clear heart. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't want to take her money and go. I will commit a sin. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have you fallen in love or something? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'No, man, there is no love." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, no, no, man. I don't trust you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I never trusted him since childhood itself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then even you people come along. Let's go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nobody here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Looks like there are only windows, there is no door in the building." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does that girl come and go through windows? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is the backside of the building. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The main door is ahead. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And there is not even a door bell on the window. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now when the garbage collector comes then... - Pappu! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Father does your father stay over here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, go and take his blessings." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Do you know Pappu, Pappu? - What is he doing?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do I know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really so dead. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, hadn't I told you that we shouldn't come here?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But what is this scoundrel doing over here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Father, here, take tea." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Brother, why have you come here?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You've already ruined us this much. Are you not satisfied yet? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The trust in which father was working. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Over there you forged his signature and removed all the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But you weren't still satisfied? You stole my jewellery. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You got the house sold and today only because of you... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...we have to stay in this rented house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Listen, sister... - Don't call me sister. Go from here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't steal the little peace that is... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...left in the last days of our lives. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Don't open this door, they will kill me. They won't spare me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? Which people? - They are very dangerous people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They will take my life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had 20 lakh rupees that belonged to Tiwari. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Someone told me about a scheme... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...about doubling your money in 25 days. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought that I'll double it and settle all your debts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But my luck itself was bad. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The people whom I gave 20 lakh rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They cheated me and ran away with the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "They left me and went. Sister, Tiwari won't spare me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Open the door. Open the door. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't open the door. You go inside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, where were you hiding? - I have worked with you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are like my buddies. Don't do anything to my sister. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God! What is this? Where did they go? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You scoundrels, wait! Wait! Stop the car." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, give me your hand. - Take this." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is a gutter below. Be careful. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh God, because of us even she got in trouble." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We'll have to take something to eat in the train. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even her father is handicapped. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What have we done? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We even need bottles to drink. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, whatever happened it wasn't right." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on quickly! We will miss the train. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Shut up, scoundrel, are you a human or a drainage?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That poor girl was picked up by those goons and this scoundrel... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 wants to hide his face and run away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I'm not going anywhere, I'm here only." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was talking about the both of you leaving. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, Raju! Hey Raju, what are you saying?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I was the one who gambled, and the girl was put on stake." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got even you people on the streets. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now I have to do what has to be done. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You both go and catch the train there is a lot of danger over here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What will you do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Nothing, I'll go there to that lisping Tiwari." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will tell him to leave the girl in exchange for me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That lisping Tiwari is crazy, he'll kill you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Let him kill me. He'll finish me, at least..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...the burden of this sin will be off me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll go to him and I will beg of him to leave the girl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Raju! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Raju, you jerk, have you seen this face of yours?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who will give you any alms? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Here, look at me. Look, I look like a ready made beggar." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I'll have to come with you. Come on, let's go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've been asking since the time I was born. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "First, parents' love, then a scholarship..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...to study and now job. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My asking bio-data is very good. I'm a PhD. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Even I'll have to come, right? Come on." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, I was the one who wanted to be rich." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When the sin is mine why should both of you suffer? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Shut up, man! What sin, sin, sin?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "See, when you were building your bundle..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...of sins even I put my little pouch of greed in it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But Babu-bhaiya... - What are you trying to say? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you speak too much I'll give you one tight slap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya he is a very cunning man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Firstly he forcefully involves in his sin. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And then while the time to pay for it... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...came, you walked away alone, what is this?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "See, whether it is to have fun or to undergo punishment." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All three of us must have an equal share in it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If Raju takes two spankings then... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...even Shyam will take two spankings. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And if even Shyam takes two spankings then... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...even I'll have to take a spanking, won't I?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, let's go to the don and..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...seek a loan of pity from him. Come on! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What man, you were saying that they ran away." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This matter is between us. Leave that poor girl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you want you can keep me as mortgage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But please leave his sister. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Very well, then who will give me my money?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, I'll give it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll give you your 20 lakh rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 40 lakhs. - Why 40 lakhs? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why? Weren't you going to double it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 40 lakhs and that too in 3 days. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "3 days, oh my God, that is very less time." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We'll need at least 30 years time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu, Babu-bhaiya..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Okay, I'll give you 40 lakh rupees in three days." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What proof do I have that you won't run away? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother, if we really had to run would we come to you?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please leave his sister. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Fine, Pappu while you are going take your sister along with you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Open the lock... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That lock... I don't have the keys to that lock. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! I am not telling you. I am telling him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'The scoundrel, he broke it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Which toothpaste do you use? This, this..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...old lock of my trunk isn't opening. Open it for me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Keep quiet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you ever go to the police station or run away then I'll not spare you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll come to take the money after 3 days. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If there is no money then even your time will be over. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Peter. - Tell me, Nanji-bhai." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I trust you so much... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So much so that you don't even trust your wife. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are right. The faith was so much a year... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...back as the faith I have in you... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'The faith, which you had in Munna?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But he was a betrayer. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't worry Nanji-bhai. I am like a honest dog. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is why I have got you here to show you my den. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look at this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is a den in the police station? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Not in the police station, on its terrace." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go up and get the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Gotya! Nanji-bhai's new man has come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have to give him the goods and the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this. This is the stuff... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and this is the money. Be careful! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't you feel ashamed? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The time has come to commit suicide because of you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From where will you get it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From where will you get the money to give that lisp fatso? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am your culprit. Now there is only one way left for me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So will you sell my loincloth? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Every person has two kidneys. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But a person can live with a single kidney. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'What are you saying, dear?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will sell one of the kidney to a rich patient. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will get a lot of money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then I will sell one eye. And I will get some money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then one more kidney and one more eye. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And in this way I will sell the entire body. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will repay Tiwari's loan from this money... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and I will pay the price for my sins. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh God! I thought you... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...were a crook but you have shown yourself to be a God. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are God. You will sell your kidney for Baburao? And your eye? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God! You are a God sent person. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am not talking of my kidney. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am talking about your kidney and eyes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What me? You scoundrel! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, don't leave him. He is a scoundrel." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will you hit me? You will take out my eyes! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will sell my kidney! - No! No! - No! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya! - I respect you so much! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya a murder is going to happen! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is a tomato! Tomato! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You scoundrel! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - No! No! No! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, Babu-bhaiya, leave this madness." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't spare that scoundrel! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya just cool down. Just cool down that's it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You are scaring me with a tomato, you scoundrel." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll cut him like a tomato and radish! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You keep calm. Why are you increasing your blood pressure? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I feel like the mother in Mother India. She shoots her child. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In the same way I will become father India and shoot Raju. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Keep that gun down. Just cool down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excuse me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Who is he, dear? - I do not know." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, I am Devdas, Paro." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Not Paro, I am Peter." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had sent you as a king to Nanji... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and you came back as a queen! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you know how much danger there is in coming here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If the people of Nanji-bhai know that I have come here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They will kill me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "After escaping from Nanji-bhai, have you..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...come here to pass your time? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have come to know of Nanji-bhai's treasure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now the real fun will start. Now Nanji-bhai will be doomed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are the goods? Come with me. Tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is one terrace flat in the building... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...which is above the Khetwadi police station. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I saw it with my own eyes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They have stuffed crores of money in the shoebox. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Those 2 bags must be having at least 34 crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Great! Tomorrow afternoon crores... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...of rupees will be here from there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "And after that you will be a bigger boss than Nanji-bhai, bhai." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'You are great, bhai! You are great!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kanji! Who is the person who made Nanji the man he is today? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sir! Sir! Don't forget my 50o/o. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now you are sure to get 50o/o. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My 50o/o and the rest will be for the children. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nanji has come out of his burrow hole. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Munna-bhai started dancing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nanji has come out of his burrow hole. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Munna-bhai started dancing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Bhai, I think that this girl is whistling." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have been drinking and you are intoxicated. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Since you are wearing this dress, she is just whistling." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "If you don't remove it, she will hit you with a broom." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lts empty. Its empty now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, come with me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I do not want to sell my kidney. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - I do not want to sell your kidney. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, I do not want to sell my eyes also." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I want to tell you some secret. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - We don't want to listen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have just listened to a top secret. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which radio did you listen to? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Not on the radio. Our neighbor, Munna." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - That loincloth thief! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is not a petty thief. He is a mastermind! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have heard it with my eyes and ears. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They were planning. They were planning to rob 4-5 crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After robbing the money they were going... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to bring it in our neighboring room. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So go and tell it in the police station. Why have you got us here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have a great plan. When Munna and his men... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...leave their house for the robbery. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will sneak into his house and sit there in guise in the room. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And when they return with the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will put a gun to their head and leave with the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How much have we to give to that Tiwari? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have to give 40 lakhs. If we remove 40 lakhs... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...from 4 crores, how much will be left?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Three sixty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You remember the accounts well. Three sixty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will share the three sixty between three... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...of us and we will leave this city. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will leave this place. And we will have fun. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will have money and money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is a great plan. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What great plan is it? It is sheer nonsense. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has bought us onto the roads now he will send us to jail? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it to break the stones? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, don't be trapped by his talks." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is once again trying to fool us. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are already in a rut. When those people... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...ask for 40 lakhs form where will we give them 40 lakhs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, when that black bull and..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...that Kutub Minar come asking for money... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...what will we give them? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "If Anjali asks, what answer will you give? Will you commit suicide?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will murder you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I tell you Babu-bhaiya throw this root cause of commotion... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and the root cause of our troubles down from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, throw me. Throw me down." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will also not live after killing me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are mature enough. Please make him understand. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I understand, dear." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - What do you understand? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Understand clearly that he is asking us to do a robbery. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then he will tell us tomorrow to kill them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '- Yes, correct!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What correct is it? Am I telling you to rob from the temple? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am telling you to steal from that thief's house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am not telling you to kill him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You understood, Shyam. He is not asking us to kill anyone." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, this is the wrong path." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is the right path. - This is the wrong way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am telling you this is the only right path. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, this is the wrong path, Babu-bhaiya." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, this the right path." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you have any other way? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where will you get the gun from? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't worry about that! I will arrange for everything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Seth-ji, the guns that are there in this book, 15 guns are with a Parsi." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And even those 3 special guns which are worth crores... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...in the international market... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Thank you, Seth-ji." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Seth-ji, I am telling you not to leave..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...him till we get the money? What do you say? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is okay but did you find out about that Parsi's guns? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Boss that Parsi is in Mumbai, and all the..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...fifteen guns are with him, but nobody knows where he is." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Search him. I can see him in my dream. I can see those guns. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parsi and the guns? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Boss if I get you those fifteen guns from Parsi then? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From where will you bring it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sir that is my responsibility. You only give me 2 days time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will bring and give it to you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fine. If you get me those 15 guns then I will free you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parsi is sleeping in his bungalow. - We should wake him up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has 15 guns with him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have to get them quickly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will it be done? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Remove the chloroform quickly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Put it soon. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'One minute, come on." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is there? What are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seventeen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you talking? 17? And these 3 will be twenty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But Pappu said that there are only fifteen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Instead of 15 we will take 2 extra. He will be happy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And listen... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The rest of the three are left we will sell it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What fifty, fifty? But don't tell Pappu about it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will not tell him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Idiot, where are the other three guns?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which three guns? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You asked for 15 I got 17. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These three guns! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These three guns. Their value is... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...crores of rupees in the international... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...market. Where is it, tell me? Where is it?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I will show you, where is it? Tell me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Boss, I will bring it. I will bring it sir. I will bring it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One and one eleven. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Teacher is mad, you should not listen to him." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are the guns? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is what happens when you go to school. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You yourself have the guns and you are asking me about it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Don't try to act smart, I will push..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...all three bullets into your stomach. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are the three big guns? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Those I have sold it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'What, you sold them?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who asked you sell those 3 guns? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will pay you how much money you want. I will pay you double and... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...triple, if you want, but whom did you sell those guns to, tell me?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How am I to know where he stays? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A small angel has come to my house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raju these are real or fake? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are real. - What are you saying? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "- Are there bullets in it? - Yes, but they are deep inside." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did it fall? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave it. Nothing has fallen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If anything has fallen I will throw it and hit you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whatever it is. These guns will change our fate. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh I am very scared. Oh God, robbery in a thief's house." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Again there would be a con game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "So much time has passed, but why is he taking so long?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Police? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Police comes everyday. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is not that police. It seems they are from a special branch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Run from here... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now what will happen? - Police has raided the place. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You people go to your villages. I will take care of everything here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But Naan... Nanji-bhai. - . 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will take care of Nanji-bhai also. You run away 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Police are coming from that side. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Go from the back way. Go, go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sir, the police station is this way..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...why are you going that way? Which section? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which section? I am not the police. - Then? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am the CID. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Then sir, why have you worn the uniform of the police officer?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Actually the thing is, in casual clothes..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...people doubt that I am from the CID. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But if I wear the uniform of the police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then nobody will doubt that I am from the CID. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Wow, what an idea!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'What are you clapping for, salute." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sir! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! Hands up. No one will move. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Nobody is here, everything is clear now." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I told them that the police have come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are the police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You just scared me, where is the money?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nanji-bhai took the money yesterday. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But the goods that is inside is not less than money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There must be at least three or four crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is it? - The full bag is full. - Where is it? - Inside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here is the crate. Must be at least... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...worth of three or four crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 See I have even got 2 bags ready. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now I will teach Nanji-bhai a lesson. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now no one can stop me from becoming a gang lord. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have become a gang lord. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I cannot find peace anymore without you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I cannot sleep anymore without you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is good. I got a joker's dress from Mohini theatre box. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come, come, let's go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You people hide here quietly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'We have to hide, okay done." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are you going? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We should hide in our own house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Nobody will know about it, isn't it Raju?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! Don't take names! - You understand? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju is right, we should not take anyone's names" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you taking names? Hide! Hide! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now all of you go and hide. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'You said to hide, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't hide behind me. Go and hide somewhere there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Come on, be quick! We must do our work and no one should come to know." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Police... police! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh no! It is the police. - Police? But in a clown's dress? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is the neighbor. - He is that loincloth thief! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are we scared so much? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are the genuine police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It seems they are the police who spy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you from the CBI? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 SRP! - SRP! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 SRP means? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are from the special branch. You don't know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Bhai, your knowledge is very good." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No one will press anyone's legs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Push the bag behind. Fast! And now raise your hands. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Joker S. Shyam, yes. You." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring a rope. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Joker B! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring a rope. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "The rope, I have forgotten that, Raju." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Fool, you forgot the rope." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 B categories C class people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring me a rope from somewhere. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Joker R, will the string of my pyjama do?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you have a rope? - Rope? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Actually I forgot it in haste. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have the rope. But it is in Bandra. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "If you want, shall I go and get it? - From Bandra?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The rope opposite your house on which you hang your clothes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go and bring it. - Surely bring it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just a minute. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring the rope on which you hang your clothes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not the neighbours. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I feel like I have heard your voice before somewhere. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even I have seen your face somewhere before. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Okay, okay." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Rope! - Come from that side. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will this do? So much rope. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have you come in a marriage that you... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...want me to put it like a 'Mangalsutra'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring a bigger rope. Otherwise you have seen the gun? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will smash you and reduce you to 2 feet. Understood? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Sir, we will manage it, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. Give me the rope. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Tie, tie them. Tie him up." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Joker B, Joker S, help us." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And yes everyone must use little rope. Don't cheat. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Is it tight? - Sir, I don't even like it loose." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Good, now it will not open up. - No, no not at all." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "It will not move till the morning. Sir, I give you my word." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Good. - Yes, sir." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now what are you doing by bending down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am trying to open the lock. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who had asked you to lock it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If we will lock it then the neighbours... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...will know that we had gone out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Otherwise they will Feel we are sitting outside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't hit. I will open it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 At least take me in. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, come in. The main item is left out." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have shut the door. Very good. All have come in. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have still worn the costume! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did they disappear in thin air like pigeons? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come with me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on now the loot, the loot." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After a lot of days I will get to see some green notes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is just grass. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is not grass. It will be below it. You know. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just like there is grass above the mangoes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The goods must be below it. See. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is nothing here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is only flour here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After doing so much of hard work what did we get? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fodder for the cattle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He will kill us. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is not grass. These are drugs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Drugs. - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And this is heroine. - Of which picture? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not the heroine of the pictures. These are drugs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Keep it back, we will give it to the police." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They will do whatever has to be done about it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'You fool, we want crores and lakhs." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you saying? Not even your... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...father will give you lakh rupees for this fodder. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This stuff is not worth lakhs but crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How do you know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know about everything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I even know that the four... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...five crores they were talking about. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They were talking about these drugs... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and I know another person who deals in this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will get three crores for it. - Three crores? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Will we be able to settle our dues, Raju?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will be able to settle all our dues. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whatever will be left. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From the remaining money I will sell incense sticks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you tell a joke? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go to sleep. Think you have become a millionaire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And sleep properly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Con game again a con game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Con game again a con game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the roubles of Russia. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the yens of Japan. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the euros of Europe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the American dollars of America. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even then this heart desires the Indian rupee. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I love rupee! Rupee! Just the rupee! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Love rupees, rupees!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the roubles of Russia. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the yens of Japan. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the euros of Europe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have seen the American dollars of America. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even then this heart desires the rupee. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I love rupees, rupees, rupees." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I love rupees, rupees, rupees." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Con game again a con game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Con game again a con game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Con game again a con game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raju give me my money! I will kill you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Speak softly, softly!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even the walls have ears. Speak softly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You speak a little louder, I cannot hear anything." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I dreamt that Raju ran away with my money, that thief." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Anyways the dreams that you see at 5' O clock always become true. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even I had a dream in the morning... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...that you are running away with... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...my money and I am murdering you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you saying? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That means Raju is murdered and... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...you will be sentenced to death. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That will mean that all the money will be only mine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just keep quiet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Shinde, hey Mhatre, all you gentleman come here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Bhai, this guy with the loincloth seems to be very excited!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will make it entirely AC. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The entire toilet will be made AC. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And the tumbler will be made up of silver. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will make the entire chawl AC. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Has he stolen our goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This black spectacle and white pigeon! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What will he rob? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If anything happens in the neighbourhood. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is the first one to get scared. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All the females come forward. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From today no female will have to stand in the queue for water. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am going to put three taps in everyone's house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 3 taps. - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The one who wants to take bath with hot water? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will use the hot water tap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The others will use the coldwater tap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And the third tap? - There won't be water in that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And those who don't want to take a bath. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They will sit below the 3rd tap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You fool. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it your father's marriage? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, my father married and that is why I was born." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not like you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have to give money to that lisp guy till evening and this Babu-bhaiya... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Get up Raju, Raju..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had a very bad dream that Babu-bhai... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...was telling everyone in the chawl before we got the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is really telling everyone in front of the whole chawl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you saying? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes I am saying lets wrap everything and leave from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Or else the police will catch us. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will take care of everything here. You go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't create chaos in public. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have just robbed the change from the temple. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You change stealer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have not robbed from the temple. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have robbed a thief's house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Should I say what I did yesterday? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, Babu-bhaiya if you..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...have won a lottery of five thousand... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...there is no need to shout and tell the everyone about it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has lost it by winning 5000 rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen to this! In 5000 rupees he wants to put 3 taps. That drunkard! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring him here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You loincloth stealer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhaiya, what are you doing?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The child is not even born and you... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...are also celebrating his birthday in front of the whole society. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Child? So you are going to have a child? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But Raju when did he get married? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "He did not get married, you stupid person." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have not even got the cash... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and you have even enjoying yourself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where did you bring this pizza from? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Domino's has a scheme that if it... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...doesn't come in 30 minutes then you get it free. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So I got it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That means he got it after 30 minutes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no. He had come in twenty minutes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I kept hiding from him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I didn't come in front of him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He kept looking for me here and there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As soon as 30 minutes passed I came in front of him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I told him give me my free pizza. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then I will also eat it free. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, both of you sit here and enjoy yourself." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I will go and do all the work. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will sell the goods to the junk seller. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get the deal done fast! Today is the last day... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and we have to pay back that lisp guy... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am only taking the sample along with me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And staple the mouth of this fool. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Loincloth stealer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's go. - Loin cloth stealer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is the one! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come tomorrow. The gun guy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Bhai, Kachra Seth." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes tell me, Kachra Seth. - That gun guy has come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do one thing. Sit on your bike and come here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Till then I will take care of him... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is a very nice product. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Take this, 5000. - This is only the sample, sir." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have hundreds of kilos of it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hundreds of kilos? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That means you have goods worth 2 to 3 crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you have a field of drugs? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "The goods are ready, where is the cash?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you saying? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does anybody keep two crores in the junk shop. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Do one thing, you call me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is my mobile number. Call me at 4 o'clock. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Eena... Meena... Deeka. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How do you know the names of all my three daughters? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They study in my college. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey! But they study in the third standard. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen to me... listen... listen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Leena-ji, Tina-ji, Meena-ji, at least listen to me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Meena-ji. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you after me? - I am interested in you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean that I have to give you money. And even the interest. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen to me... where are you going? There is sea there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whether I go in the sea or the well? Why do you bother? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey see that! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey pretty woman! Where is your brother? - You people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "If I will hit you, you will forget all your nonsense." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Understood! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Hey you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Let it be, let it be." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you recognize? He is that mad lover. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First he swindled twenty lakh rupees from the girls brother. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now when our Tiwari boss had the girl kidnapped. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then he came in front of him and... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...says that you can take my life but please spare this girl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If he doesn't give the money till the... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...evening then he won't be spared. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So this is your reality? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No. I am not like that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like the way you think I am. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is because I had become a bit greedy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got stuck because of all the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sorry because of me you and your... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...family members have been troubled. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Today evening, everything will be all right." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I apologise. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't think that you will forgive me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Leena, Meena, Tina whatever your name is." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen. - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Second of all my name is Anjali. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I am sorry, Anjali-ji." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Second thing? Then what was the first thing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That, when are you returning my money?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which money? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I don't have change. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The spicy snacks of this place are famous in whole Mumbai. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Should we go? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am feeling shy. Come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How many desires... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How many desires... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How many desires... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "All day, all night... I am troubled by your memories." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am troubled by your memories. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "All day, all night... I am troubled by your memories." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am troubled by your memories. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Understand the language of the heart. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lets exchange hearts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am troubled by your memories. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am troubled by your memories. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why does my heart remain lonely in your love? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I go through restlessness every moment, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why does my heart remain lonely in your love? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I go through restlessness every moment, beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't leave me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come into my life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come into my life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How many desires... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "All day, all night... I am troubled by your memories." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am troubled by your memories. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am troubled by your memories. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened? - Raju has still not come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That lisp guy's men can come back anytime. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's search for Raju before they come back. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you say? - Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh God, I am tired of searching for him." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have even asked all the junk sellers. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A junk seller even hit me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, if you will ask a junk..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...seller that did somebody come... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...here to sell drugs then they will surely hit you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where did that scoundrel go? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You please be quiet. We will surely find him somewhere. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There are four-five junk sellers here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Anuradha? - What are you saying, Anuradha?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Not Anuradha, how will you sell Anuradha?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I mean this Anuradha, Babu. - Oh my god!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There she is catch her! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu, come fast." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '- You double things, isn't it?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why is the military after us? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya if we will listen to... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...Raju then we will surely get killed today. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on quickly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Oh, hey Shyam." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'What happened, Babu-bhiaya? - " 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This loincloth is coming in between. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then why do you wear in an open form? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you say then I will take this loincloth off and run. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You sit on the car I will take you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Move... move... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait Anuradha! Stop! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will throw the banana peel and she will slip on it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are you taking the municipality with you on the cart? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seems like she has swindled the militaries money also. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The military people are catching my Anuradha. Anuradha! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Today is first day of our love. You will have to eat one more. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Close your eyes. Open your mouth 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Anuradha, wait!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She swindled my money. - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am not telling you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Cath her! - This, this why has Shyam going to sell Baburao?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Catch her. Catch her. She was running, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Catch her! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "They are hitting my Anuradha, Babu-bhaiya." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Shyam, where are the brakes in this?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Long live Maharashtra! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Remove the diamonds. - Leave, leave me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Military brothers what are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is Anuradha. Please behave nicely. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Leave her, she has taken my money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '- Leave her, leave her." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are not the military they are goons. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh God! They are all goons. Lets flee from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu-bhaiya... my Anuradha! Have I told you? Don't hit! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Have I told you? Have I told you? Leave her, leave her." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My Anuradha! Have I told you? Don't hit! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju, hit him." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My glass! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing? Go home. You are hitting your own man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is the money? Hold her. Hold her and keep. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let me go! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But where did I hit you? With the bamboo. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come here. Give my money right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, don't be so tense, Raju. - Give my money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Carefully. It will come out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That means that goon who was with Kabira. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are her sister. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My sister was divorced and she even had a daughter. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know when she started working for Kabira's gang. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The police put my sister in jail along with Kabira. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And that is why I lost my job. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But the responsibility of her daughter came on me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had no other option but to work in a dance bar. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One day when I reached home. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got a letter from an important man of Kabira... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That if you want to see the daughter... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...of your sister alive then open a fake finance company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And those three who have swindled... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...money from Kabira extract money... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...from them and that too double. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I converted all the money that I got from you... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...all in diamonds as per their say... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But when I reached on the address that they had given me then... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? The girl has run away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You can't even keep an eye on a small child. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "The child's aunt will come with diamonds, what will I tell her?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What will I tell her? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She has arrived. - Give me diamonds. - No! - Catch her! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Abdul uncle, uncle! - Dear, you? - Let's go from here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My car has broken down. It will take time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There are goons behind me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh my God, uncle this is someone's priced possession." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You take care of it. To save my life from these goons. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When I reached Abdul uncle's house... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...after giving a slip to the goons... he was lying on his deathbed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Uncle, the possession that I had given you to keep safely." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do. - Cock-a-doodle-do. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seems like before dying he wanted to see a hen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do. Uncle! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What about the cock-a-doodle-do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. - Cock-a-doodle-do. - Cock-a-doodle-do. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How is it? Isn't it very good? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There are hundreds of kilos of it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me how much do you want? Tell. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You stupid, you steal my goods and try to sell it to me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no. Where did I steal your goods?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then who robbed it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know who robbed it? A boy... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...had come he was six feet tall with this six inch packet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are the goods? - With the boy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is the boy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I don't roam around with him in my pocket, do I?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have asked him to call. 4 o'clock. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He only must have called. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hello, Kachra Seth speaking." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes Kachra seth, Raju speaking." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - It is him 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Call him here immediately with the goods. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have arranged for the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You quickly bring the goods here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Here means Shaitan lane, Danger house..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...Andher Nagar in front of the graveyard. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Ok, ok in front of the graveyard, alright, alright." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Graveyard? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - One minute... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you calling me to take the goods or to kill me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't want to go in the grave. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, tell him not near the graveyard." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell him some place else. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Anywhere else. - Move. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kachra Seth have you seen the Royal circus? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, it is in the open land near Matunga. - Royal circus. Why?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Please, please." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is calling us to the Royal circus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why? Is he a small child? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He seems big from the face. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know from the wits. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Okay, okay whatever it is. Call him there immediately." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes brother, you come here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You come to Royal circus. I am reaching there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will take the good to the Royal... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...circus and become millionaires in the circus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who will call up that lisp guy? Put the money in it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tiwari speaking. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hello, lisp guy! - What are you doing?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sorry, sorry hello Tiwari Seth we have got 40 laks of yours." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please come at Royal circus near Matunga and collect it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But why Royal circus? You come here with the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because that amount is very heavy also. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will be getting it there and you... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...come and collect from there. Okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Okay, okay." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First class. Let us go quickly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have searched everywhere. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will hang everyone upside down... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and hit them in the circus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But still someone took my goods. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are my goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Munna-bhai, you sold the goods..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and you did not even remember me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which goods? Which goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The goods that you sold. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why did you give it to the junk seller? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He went to sell Nanji-bhai's goods to Nanji. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There was going to be a very big problem. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which junk seller? Which goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will take you to the terrace and throw you down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Munna-bhai, you promised me fifty percent." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now you are refusing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are of no value! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are making stories about the... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...junk seller and trying to confuse me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you think I am the police guy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you acting in front of me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Didn't it hurt you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Then why don't you shout? - Your acting, I will..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me where are the goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me where are the goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Munna-bhai, it is here. It is right here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now you have to come on the right track. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me where are the goods or I will kill you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The goods are not here but there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What did you say? - It is there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The goods are here and we are... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...searching the whole city for it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get the booty out. Get the booty out. I removed his loin-cloth. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has robbed goods worth 3 to 4 crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are right. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - What is this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "BBI, CBI, TBI I will sell them off. No trouble after that." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring it here. Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As soon as the three of them come. Kill them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't spare them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bhai. - I will give you. I will give you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Finish the job and you will get it, understood?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They have still not come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They must be coming. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They will come then... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will not spare them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "One, two, three, four. 4 legs? Three people were supposed to come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on attack. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me where the third man is? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Third man is upstairs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come, this is poor home." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "From today, all are tensions will be over. - Come, come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The door has opened... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, seems like we have come in someone else's room." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Keep sleeping. Sorry. Keep sleeping. I forgot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The temple is mine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even this incense stick is mine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even this house is mine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something seems to be wrong here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Raju! - Yes. - Seems something has gone wrong. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju come here, take a look inside." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who are these people? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know? They look like your relatives from the faces. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Shyam, come inside." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Seems like the treasure is very heavy, isn't it?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will help them and come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are the goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? They have been stolen? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First Munna stole it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then we stole it from Munna and brought it here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And then again Munna stole it from us and took it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is all this con game? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am telling you let us flee from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is it? Have you kept goons in the house to kill us? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are like eggs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are already broken. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know who are they! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go from here. Is this a railway station? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get up from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We pay the rent and these people come and sleep here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is the money? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Sir, you always ask for the money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I said in the evening (Shyam). 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where did you tell me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I meant in the evening. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Boss, tell your boss that we will come..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...at Royal circus at 5 'O clock with the goods. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Until then you can play on the swings. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it? Till then I will make you swing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Royal circus? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will come and give the money at your home. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, then even I am coming with you." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The problem is that the party will... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...get scared after seeing you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If they can see his face only then. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is all this happening? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Run from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get away! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey don't fall over me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get up. Get up quickly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where are you going? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come we will do something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave me! Raju! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, sit inside." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Look, we will give you the money." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You leave the girls we will give the money, we are not thieves." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring the money in the evening... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...and then take your girls from the Royal circus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju, think something." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What shall I do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Royal circus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Where is Babu, man?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You come on, don't worry. He is on the left side of the gate. Look," 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he is gazing at those bananas. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Babu! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why have you made me like an umbrella in the sun? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing? - Did you get the goods? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These are duplicate bags. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And even the goods are duplicate. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You come on. No. I'm not coming. You get my duplicate too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "- Oh come on, we'll get your duplicate later." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "There is not even a single rupee, how will you reach the circus?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will reach. Why do you worry? If God wants then we will reach. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Uncle, give me an ice candy." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have again come? To have poison. You go from here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, think how will we reach the circus?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, think how will we reach the circus?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. Come on. Hey look at that dramatic company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey you are seeing the dramatic company, Ravan." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These dramatics people are from the chawl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will tell them to leave us at the Royal circus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come soon! Wait, Ravan-ji!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Royal circus? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me a balloon... give me a balloon. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh, dear, what are you doing here? Hey leave the aunt and get the kid!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "The aunt will come automatically, hey old man!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell your aunt that her possession is in this Cock-a-doodle-do. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait you trouble! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, you get out!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You pollute the air and then you switch on the fan? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have so many Indian burgers! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey you drama guys! Thank you. If our work today is done... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...then I will give you 1 lakh in donation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I swear you might be in any attire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You might be even naked. Ok thank you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you hear? A donation of 1 lakh rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It means the lie is very big. Let's wait. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Dear, where will we find That guy who lisps is there." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu, look there, the lispy is there. - Where." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You get only popcorn here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has come before time. Where will we give him the money from? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will do one thing. We will take money... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...from them and give them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 An elephant? Where will you go to sell an elephant? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look behind it! Can't you see that white elephant? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh! We will give him. I will tell them and come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are standing in the sun. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is he related to you? Come on! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has come. - I will get the booty and kill him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't do like that. This is a public place. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First let us see his face (Surat). 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then we can blast him off at Surat station. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is why I have got fake notes for him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will first take our goods from him. Don't forget my 2o/o commission. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Greetings. Take this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you get the goods? - Did you get the money? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Look, I have a bag full of goods." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have also not got an empty bag. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "So, give me. - You, give me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You give first. - Give this one. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First check whether the stuff is real or fake. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop being so sincere! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even you check the money is genuine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First we will take 40 lakhs and... - Then we will do it here itself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How will we do it here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lets go to the enquiry. We will do it there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sir, his child is lost. - Yes. - What?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the child's name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Baburao. - Baburao. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But that is my name. I should have worn 2 of them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Open it, open it. - I am opening it, Babu. - Give. Give." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My loincloth is too small. I should worn a bigger loin cloth. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where has Gandhi-ji disappeared from this 500 rupee note? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How did Gandhi-ji get hair on his head? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is a multi-star cast note. There is Shahrukh and Amitabh on them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They all are fake. What are you doing? - Let me think. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Now what will we do, Raju?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen to me. I know that there are fake notes in this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You both know that there are fake notes in this. - Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But they don't know that there are fake notes in this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "We will have to tell them, right? - Please keep quiet!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do one thing. Put them all Come on! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Tiwari, come. Money, money. Come, come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you get 40 lakhs? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Did you get the girl? - Girls? - Yes, girls." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "First give me 40 lakhs, then I will send the girls." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First give us girls then I will give you money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "First, you give me girls. - You buy girls!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are not buying them. Sometime with them. We are taking... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let it be. I will handle it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I made a mistake, sister. Sorry. You take her and go." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shameless guy! Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you get the girls? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 His whistle is also like him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They have come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are we blind? We can also see. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She has come. - Fine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Smarty, give the money!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'First, you send the girls." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this. - Not me. You have to give it to him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Dear you take it, we will take care of the girls." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are elder. Go! He is our man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How are you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 0937He must have fallen somet it be. What are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come fast. Did they do anything? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take this? - These are full 40 lakhs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "This is not the full amount. It must be hundred, two hundred more." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seth-ji! I have got the goods. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is selling my goods. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is too good. We got wealth and guns. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Here, your children should be fine." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey! He sells fake goods. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Keep quiet! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have given me all fake notes in the bag. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will come to know that there are fake notes inside. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You won't spare me. Right? You are a very dangerous person, right?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What did you say? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey you! You take my sir's real stuff and give us fake in return. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will hit you with this slipper. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raju! See the goods are there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me 40 lakhs or else I will kill you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me my stuff back. - From where will I give you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What will I do? I am helpless. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Should I kill him? Get Babu-bhaiya out from there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is only one way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "The real stuff is in the car. - Take it, run!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Give me the bag. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey heroine! Hey red riding hood! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Your pajamas are torn, your pajamas are torn. - Where is it torn from?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You go there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They have got me exhausted. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Search for him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "There is no circus here. - I know, don't teach your pop." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hold the hand. Are you out on a stroll? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You? - Joker... we are jokers. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will go inside the circus. And dance and sing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Scoundrel! Lmitating me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, I do not imitate. I am a lisp since childhood." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My father was also a lisp. My would be child will also be a lisp. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did your father sing in the orchestra? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which song he used to sing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I sing... - Yes! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My heart keeps on singing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are only my destination. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. Yes. - No. No. No. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 His father used to sing something else. Which song is it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kohl. Kohl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'My black, black eyes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Kohl, my black, black eyes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Enough, enough, go inside, dance and sing. - Come on." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Joker, your loincloth has fallen down." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You wear it. Catch him! The bag! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Run fast! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give the bag! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut the program! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 See that! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gorilla! I will have a banana. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let me take it man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happens if I took a banana? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'What are you doing 'ooh, ooh'?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you know me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! Don't glare at me. Come out if you have the guts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gorilla! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you. Thank you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother! Brother! - Shut up! What brother, brother?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you so scared? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do I look like a gorilla? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "The gorilla is behind you, bhai. - Shut up!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If he is behind then am I scared of him. I have seen many of them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Move it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look at the sky. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The sky. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. - Hey they have run away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You fooled me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you asking for your stuff from old people? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Babu-bhai, you go. You rest." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Baby. - Aunty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am coming up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "God, how did I come from the stall to the balcony?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come. You black bull! Hold this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Catch him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kachra! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cock-a-doodle-do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, Abdul uncle was saying he has kept something in cock-a-doodle-do..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That means the diamonds are - Come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Shyam, diamonds! - Diamonds?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Diamonds are in that cock-a-doodle-do train. There. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Diamonds in the cock-a-doodle do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Diamonds are there I got them! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You came with the pouch like a Superman. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave all that. Who pushed me? - Not me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey run! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'One, two. One." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Catch him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am coming up! Don't leave him. Catch him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me diamonds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, catch this bag. - Not the bag. Babu-bhaiya, hold the bag." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why did you come here? I was coming. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You hold the diamonds. I will save Babu-bhaiya. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You want diamonds. Catch it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why are you sitting on my goods. Go on the swing! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Babu-bhaiya, give me your hand. Don't get scared" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get in. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju, save me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll hit you. Get me out! - Elder brother! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How come you have become so heavy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey Babu, keep holding." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, my pyjama is coming out." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey hold me, hold me, hold me!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Should I leave your hand? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, Shyam, I'm feeling tired now. My hands are paining." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You give me your leg. - If you leave my hand then I will... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '... kick you with my legs, look." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'You have strong legs, eh?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Get hold of this scrap dealer, Babu!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hold him! Pull him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Babu-bhaiya, hold on tight, don't slip now." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Don't leave me, I'll give you money as much you want, don't leave me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't leave. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What will I leave him? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You are creating so much fuss for a single banana, man!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey the diamonds! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are coming towards... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...me! Hey, is this a bridge?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "No, no, no. I had a banana so he's following me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If I take the diamonds he'll come till my house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Brother, let's make a compromise. - Diamonds!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've got diamonds and my booty too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've got diamonds and my booty too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You bulls! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've got diamonds after all. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You lispy! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't leave you. Do you know who I am? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, I didn't, I didn't your 'kurta'." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll tear your 'kurta'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll tear everyone's clothes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tear! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tear clothes! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You tear. Why aren't you tearing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Remove them! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'You tore my pants! - Hey, police!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Come on, come on. - Sir, sir, those two men..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...have drugs in their bags. Catch them, catch them!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Those in the middle. In the middle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, come on." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Give me my booty. - Come dear, come." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, run. - Come on, come on." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey, you lisp person! - Let Babu-bhaiya sit. - I am sitting." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I saved by my skin, Lord!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now until Raju and Shyam don't come... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...l'll take a nap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "And after getting up, I'll kill Munna next door!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The bloody scoundrel. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The loin-cloth thief! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have you seen Raju? Where are they Shyam? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes. Hey Raju, Shyam." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The time is up; we have taken money in advance. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give. Hey. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey Munna. - Take it, take it." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey Munna, my costume. - Here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is ladies costume. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Give me something. - I know, take this and shut up." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where do I wear this? You've given me such a small one. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Now just see, how I teach all of them a lesson." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey my beloved. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey my beloved. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You make my worries disappear. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Show me the magic. Of your love. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's a night before Thursday. Come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and give me company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's a night before Thursday. Come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and give me company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Sunday night, night, come on a drive." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Drive by side, drive next to me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't be able to stay. - Without seeing you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't be able to stay. - Away from you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You make my worries disappear. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Show me the magic. Of your love. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's a night before Thursday. Come. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and give me company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and be my companion. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and give me company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and give me company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and give me company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come and give me company. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Raju! This orchestra of Baburao Ganpat Rao Apte is a hit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail Maharashtra. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hail... What kind of a dream was it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why haven't Raju and Shyam come as yet? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now I'll light a lamp of pure ghee for you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "God, please protect me. God, protect me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, what happened?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did they leave Anuradha and that small girl? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I dropped them off and came. Where is Raju? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He has gone to drop Anjali. - Where? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Remember those silly guns in the jeep? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We had got those weird So he has gone to do that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "We will get 200 or 500. I said, shut up, scoundrel." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't want dirty money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You throw the guns into the sea. He's gone to throw them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'I have always told you, Babu-bhaiya." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That this Raju will trap us one day. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "That is right. What you say is true, come on." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Today we will keep our hand on... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '... the lamp and swear, take a swear." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh the Mighty Lord, we swear that even if we get even..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...crore rupees then also we won't do any wrong deeds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We will never do any more wrong deeds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's gone off. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Oh God! We swore even then, even then it went off." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So then should we do wrong deeds or shouldn't we? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'No, we don't know anything, man." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come soon. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where is the jeep? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That Raju has gone in the jeep with your sister to leave her. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you find those three old guns that were there in the jeep? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The one that was made of excellent wood? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes... yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'The one that was very big, that one?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, yes, yes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Was it the one with wonderful silver on it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Yes, that is the one." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'No, we have never seen that gun." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The Parsi from whom I had stolen the gun who knows... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...from whom all he must have stolen the gun? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If it were to be found it would be wonderful. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Three crore rupees. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Three crores? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Look in this, look in this. It's written in..." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "...English, it's written in English, look... more than 3 crores." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Come on, walk out now." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Yes, I'm coming. Looks like my mobile is in the jeep." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you find it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 '- I didn't find the mobile, man." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Okay, if you find it do give it to my sister." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "We are going to jail, give it to her." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen! What is your mobile number? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is around 6-7 crores of booty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 1.5 crore! 3.5 crores. 5 crores. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whose mobile is this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Let me do it, let me do it, man." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey, you cannot see properly." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You are wearing spectacles, give it to me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Take, take, take." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "A red phone is lucky for me, let me dial." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It got connected. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'This Raju, Raju, where are you?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju, where... in the beauty parlour?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Jerk, what are you doing in the beauty parlour?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He is a donkey! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are Rani speaking. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why did you pick it up if it's a wrong number? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why was there no sound of it falling in the water? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Lt's connected, connected." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It connected. - What happened? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Raju, Raju, pick up the phone, Raju." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Hey Raju, pick the phone up. Raju!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Pick it up, Raju. - Pick it up!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Raju, it's a question of 3 crores, Raju." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pick up the phone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Hey Lord, pick up, not me, tell Raju to pick up his phone." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Pick up the phone, Raju, pick the phone up." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Oh God, pick it up." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org