0:00:00.480,0:00:00.730 They say that in life when one[br]gains something... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...then they lose something too... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something like this happened[br]with our 3 dear firends also. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is Raju. His luck did change. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He did get a lot of money. But he[br]also lost his mother who was ill. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you recognize? He is Shyam. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He also got a lot of money. But in an[br]accident he lost his love... Anuradha. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And who can forget him! He[br]is Babu Rao Ganpat Rao Apte. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And even he got a lot of money.[br]As it is he had nothing to lose. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Except for his loincloth. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So... he lost his senses. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh my darling! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Decorate anklets in[br]my leg, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Decorate anklets in[br]my leg, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Decorate me, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of love... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Make me taste the spicy[br]sauce of love, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let the fenugreek from[br]my heart pour out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And mix the chilies[br]of desire in it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 After adding the cinnamon[br]of intoxication in it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And make me taste it[br]with your fingers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Stop making me feel[br]so restless, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of love... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Make me taste the spicy[br]sauce of love, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Decorate anklets in my leg, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Decorate me, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of love... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Make me taste the spicy[br]sauce of love, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, Babu-bhaiya![br]- Hey, Babu-bhaiya!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 See how much money he has with him.[br]- He is throwing cheques at her. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't take tension of the cheque. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "There should be money in[br]the bank also, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All the money is in the house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh Goddess Laxmi! Bless me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail the telephone! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail wrong number! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail Devi Prasadaya! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail the rupee and money! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'What is this, Babu-bhaiya?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you sitting on the floor[br]like a sack of potatoes? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What happened?[br]- Now we are rich people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So should I sit in air[br]if we have become rich? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sit comfortably. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! Remove the shoes. One should not[br]wear shoes in the house and roam. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You also Babu-bhaiya... you'll[br]always remain poor man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will always have a cheap thinking. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Rich men sleep on their[br]sofa with their shoes on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya live with style. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even eat your meals[br]with spoon and fork. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Ok, how will you eat Indian[br]burger with spoon and fork?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is this? I left this[br]place 15 minutes ago... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and you're still in the same[br]clothes? Be rich. Rich! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A rich man changes his clothes[br]every 15 minutes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He changes his house[br]every 30 minutes... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and his business every one hour. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "And changes his wife every 2 hours.[br]- Oh, God!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Oh, God!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where do I have a wife? The[br]wife of my neighbours? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Ok, ok. Forget all that. At[br]least change this phone." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You've spent all this money but kept... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...the same number, at[br]least change the model." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't touch the phone. Keep it down. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Did I change you? No, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't talk about changing this phone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "If you want you change the name,[br]change the clothes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even change your father[br]if you want but... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...don't talk about changing[br]this phone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "This bungalow this car,[br]this money. These shoes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even our brief and vest[br]is because of this phone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is not just a phone. This[br]changes luck. Changes luck! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hello! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whose phone is it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kabeera... Kabeera speaking. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That... that... tell him that[br]Baburao has passed away... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju, tell him that Baburao..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He won't listen to me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey that... that... that... ka...[br]ka... ka... Kabeera brother. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail Maharashtra! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Star fisheries... hey you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are fooling me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Half of the fish died by[br]drowning in the water. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And half of the fish died of thirst. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And Baburao's loincloth[br]has also opened up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Scoundrel! You open my loincloth![br]You dare to open it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'God, take away..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not a rich guy like me... but take[br]away these two poor guys. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God! The water is very cold. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God! What to do about[br]this Babu-bhaiya? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you give him a mug of[br]gold then too he'll... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have made such a big swimming pool. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then why does he have to tie a[br]rope to a bucket to have bath? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now what respect will our[br]neighbors have for us? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have I dug a well over here?![br]- I will make him understand. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, what are you doing?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The same that you've not done[br]for last 5 years. I am bathing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does one bathe like this? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then how does one bathe? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Why do you need to fetch a bucket[br]of water with a rope, Babu-bhaiya?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Directly put the bucket in the[br]water and remove the water. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju, he doesn't have common sense." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What should I say to them?[br]This is swimming pool. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why do you need to put[br]the bucket in it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why don't you directly go in to it?[br]- How can I dive in to it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go like this. Directly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hello yes... Who Devi Prasad?[br]Who are you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anuradha... Laxmi from[br]Chit fund? Yes say. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Money will be doubled in 21 days. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'No, no. I am interested in the scheme." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes... I am Devi Prasad only. You[br]just give me your address. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no. For office purpose.[br]Yes you say." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Jai Ambe Chambers, 27. The[br]last stop of 4 limited bus." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The building opposite that?[br]Ok... ok... bye. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The car has broken down. Will[br]have to go by the bus. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ticket! Ticket! Ticket! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Next stop[br]- Last stop. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "One thousand rupees. Brother,[br]for 10 rupees are you..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...giving me my whole salary?[br]Give me change. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You must be having change.[br]- I don't have change. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hurry up! I have to get[br]down at the next stop. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do one thing. Give the ticket[br]for her and her daughter also. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She is not my daughter.[br]- Give the ticket for her husband. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "He is not my husband.[br]- Ok, give..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 me the tickets for both of us. Fine? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Brother if you buy the ticket for all[br]the passenger in the bus also... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...then too I won't be able to give[br]you a change for 1000 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hurry up please, you do one thing[br]take this and give him a ticket too." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Please, hurry up my stop is coming...[br]- But... - Give the ticket." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Keep this...[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, madam. Give me my note at least." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Listen madam, listen to me. Please." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Madam, don't run." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Madhuri-ji![br]- My name is not Madhuri. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then what is your name?[br]- What do you have to do with that? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was asking because you also don't[br]have any work with me but... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...you bought a ticket for me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My stop was coming. So I was in[br]a hurry. Should I leave now? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You listen to me. Hey! Hey![br]Give me one chance. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 One chance... one minute. I'll[br]give you back your money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No need.[br]- Come here please. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please come here. How much is it for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 10 rupees each.[br]- Give me two. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't want to eat.[br]- This is very famous over here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just have it once and see it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you starring at[br]my face? Give me 2 fast. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this. It is very hot. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this hot corn.[br]- Take this money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sir, I don't have the[br]change for 1000 rupees." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have such a big business[br]and you don't keep change? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ask from someone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sir, who will give change so early[br]in the morning for 50 rupees." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Find it dude, ask him." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'You keep this, keep this. Keep." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Now it is 30 rupees... listen[br]to me. Hey, give it!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What have you done, Nilima-ji? Now[br]I will have to give you 30 rupees." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 See my name is not Nilima. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'And please, stop following me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How can I leave you like this?[br]I'll give you your money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't let you do this favor on me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is the guy with ice-candy[br]stall. I'll get the change from him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But...[br]- Please come with me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey... give us 2 Ice-candy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is too famous out here... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this.[br]- I don't have change. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give it back! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I hope you are enjoying it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Stop... stop... thank you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come, come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey! How much?[br]- 60 rupees, sir. - " 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Thousand rupees note? I[br]don't have change, sir." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What to do? You guys don't[br]keep change only. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All poor people reside here. Whom[br]should I ask? Nobody has change. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing? ...60 rupees! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Ok, now it's 110 rupees.[br]We'll do one thing." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is a man with horse-cart. He[br]too is also famous. We will go there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Enough... I don't want my money.[br]Just stop following me, please." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How can this happen? I'll[br]give you your money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Laxmi Chit Fund Fort, Mumbai." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are they constructing or[br]demolishing the building? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do it immediately. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hello...[br]- Hello. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Good morning, ma'am." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who are you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am Devi Prasad. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Devi Prasad? But I know[br]Devi Prasad personally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 His age must be... - No... no...[br]you have misunderstood me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Devi Prasad-ji has sent me.[br]- Ok. Please have a seat. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me one thing. Will you[br]really double the money? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, that also in 21 days. Any doubt?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Has Devi Prasad-ji not informed you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, he told me but your office is[br]in an under construction building." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where as it should have[br]been in a good place. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Like Marine drive, Chowpaty,[br]those places." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you for reminding. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Mr. Bijlani, what is this?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got you 10 crore rupees[br]more from the market. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you still have not[br]completed my building? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Next month Home minister[br]is going to come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where do you think I[br]will get him seated? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't say it will be completed. It[br]should be completed... that's good. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me one thing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will my money also get doubled? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sorry sir, our scheme[br]is for limited people." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I too am limited. I eat limited.[br]I drink limited. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I sleep limited. I stay[br]with limited people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "In fact the bus in which I came,[br]it was also limited." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are laughing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll give you one chance. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But our company's policy is[br]that we neither take more... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...than 10 crore rupees nor do[br]we take less than 1 crore. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 One crore... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where will I bring one crore from?[br]- What happened? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, I meant how will I bring[br]it? It's a big amount." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now how will I bring it from the home? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will not come with the money.[br]You just give your address outside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll come personally to[br]take the money. - Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You just sign this form[br]and get it ready. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I'll come and check your standard[br]of living, status and bank balance." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will nothing less then a crore do?[br]- I'm sorry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Complete one crore?[br]- Yes, one crore." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good policy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Is this the estate agent? Yes, listen[br]Hand over the phone to Banwari." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Banwari, I am Raju speaking. Ok,[br]listen I want a bungalow." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That also between a race[br]course and golf course. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I want a private[br]pond in it which... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...should have water-proof[br]fishes in it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I also want a stadium and[br]a Multiplex to watch movies. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Ok, I will call you later. Bye." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Raju! Raju! Have you won[br]8-10 lotteries together? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Poor people buy lotteries,[br]Babu-bhaiya. I do business." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What business? What is it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - I'll tell you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "How did this Tata, Birla, Ambani[br]and Devi Prasad get rich?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know the secret.[br]- Do they smoke cigarette? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Not cigarette Babu-bhaiya,[br]it's secret. - Secret?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What they do is that they put[br]the entire money in Chit fund. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And after 21 days our[br]money will be doubled. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Again 21 days later the money[br]will increase four times. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And 21 days later again the money...[br]- 8 times. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 After that...[br]- 16 times. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 32 times. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's why I am leaving 5-5[br]crores for each one of you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, you don't come into[br]the sweet talks of this fraud." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Forget the crores, this guy[br]will get us on the roads." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, dear. My right eye is[br]flickering since morning." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I feel that we surely will[br]become millionaire. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Had this been the case then every[br]blind man would have been a millionaire. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lord Ganpati Bappa. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail Lord Vinayaka! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Give it, man. Give it.[br]- What should I give?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You said you will give me five crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The moment you see a rich[br]man you start begging. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Let me invest first, you people[br]bring the money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give 10-10 lakh rupees each[br]and sign on the form. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, I won't give it.[br]- Even I won't give." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want 1 crore rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If I invest that 21 days later[br]I'll get 2 crore rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Read this, you are educated, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Read it. Read what is written, read." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, it is written that the[br]money will double in 21days." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Put one crore rupees[br]and it will double. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is it written that it will double?[br]Give it over here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have full trust in you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will give you my 10 lakh rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, now you sign." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something is fishy. Something is. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What happened?[br]- Did you hear something? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This guy always hears[br]something or the other. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is no song on. No radio or T.V. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'You sign, man, sign, come on, sign." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something is fishy. Something is. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I can hear. You all also...[br]- Sign, buddy. Come on!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please... sign... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That is alright but we[br]have 30 lakhs rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From where are we going to get[br]the rest of the 70 lakhs? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you people trust me?[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have full faith in God. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will get 70 lakh rupees from[br]somewhere or the other. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Fine then? Ok. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is a very nice person. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, you are falling[br]for the same trick again." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, don't curse it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh God, I just hope my[br]money gets doubled." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Raju! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Again the car has stopped. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where will I get 70 lakhs from? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother, it's itching very much.[br]If I could get some work..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Till the time your brother is[br]alive you don't have... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...to worry about any money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you take me as your bhai then your[br]promotion will happen quickly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Understood?[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you people have any problem[br]just remember bhai. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whether you want money or anything. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Chhotu - Coming sir... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get a cup of tea. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't have change.[br]- This is your tip. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "1000 rupees?[br]- This is a tip, a tip." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A tip of thousand rupees? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I'll pay for the tea later, now go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How much pollution is[br]there in this country? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey junior, send someone[br]to my bungalow." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why don't you fit 3 to 4 AC's[br]here? It's so hot in here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, sir. If you have[br]so much problem..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...then why don't you have[br]tea at a five star hotel? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Dear, we have become habituated." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There was a time when[br]even we were poor. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We became millionaires overnight.[br]- How? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Millionaires in 25 days. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Millionaires in 25 days? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do I look like I'm a simpleton? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you have a counterfeit[br]money business? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not a business... this... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Shift, shift over there." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have a scheme. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have found the scheme of the rich. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Money doubled within 25 days. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Money doubled within 25 days? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even I want to double my money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This scheme is not for[br]any Tom Dick and Harry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You need to have high[br]contacts for this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, please go get tea, buddy." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother, you... you have[br]recently made contacts." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, get my special tea for brother.[br]Brother... brother." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's been so long since[br]I've known you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother, it's already passed[br]7 minutes, brother." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Okay... fine, fine, I've[br]put a minimum of 70..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tea.[br]- Have you added sugar? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Get sugar for, sir... go and get it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Brother, brother." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll need at least 70[br]lakh rupees for this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 70 lakhs! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you speak so loudly you'll[br]tell everyone about the scheme. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I don't have 70 lakh rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then I want 50 lakhs. There is[br]no scheme for less than that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 50 lakhs? And then my[br]work won't be done. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Listen, listen to me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't be so depressed. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is another scheme in my[br]head which is of 30 lakhs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 30 lakhs? But I have only 20 lakhs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Do something, brother.[br]- Okay then, fine." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Do a thing, where is the money?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "It's just next door and[br]that too in cash, cash." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Can you get it right now?[br]- Yes, I can get it now, brother." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Do a thing, then, get the[br]money at my mansion." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, brother, you go to your[br]mansion; I'll get the..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...money and reach there.[br]- Okay, go, go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I still need 50 lakh rupees more. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother, what is the guarantee[br]for this? - What guarantee?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, I will require some security." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no brother, security.[br]- You go back." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no. - Son, this scheme[br]is not meant for you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, brother.[br]- You go back." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You go back. No, brother. - This[br]scheme is not for you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Brother forgive me. - You go away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, take the money and go get[br]some sweets for your kids." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'No, no, no." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is a scheme of[br]10 rupees for you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no, I have full[br]confidence in you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll go and get it right away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll reach your bungalow[br]right now. - Okay. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You will come, won't you?[br]- Yes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sure?[br]- I'll come, 100 percent. - " 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey scoundrel, we are[br]working over here..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and you are just strolling[br]over there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm arranging for 20 lakh rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Forget it, is that 20 lakh rupees[br]going to walk and come to you?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something like that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Why, does the 20 lakh[br]rupees not have..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That was a good joke. Laugh,[br]you jerk! Laugh at it!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, a man is going to come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have lured him perfectly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God! This alcohol is such.[br]It intoxicates... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...even the biggest of them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, why were you coughing all night?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Go and have a sip or two[br]from my bottle, go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why? Will my cough reduce[br]by having alcohol? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because of liquor my father[br]lost his garage. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The entire property was lost. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Even my father passed away, then..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...why won't your cough go away? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Boss... boss... he is coming. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No one will say anything,[br]no one, understood?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If no one says anything then[br]what will anything say? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, this is a problem,[br]what should be said then?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't roam with him you will go mad. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You go. Go and do your work. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! You came so soon. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Money has come.[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, this is a Lavni folk dancer." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "This is my gardener. Hey, Babu,[br]water them properly." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You scoundrel, from Babu-bhaiya[br]it's now just, Babu?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll have to deal with you later. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is he your gardener? But on[br]that day over there he was... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Blowing money over there, I know." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The thing is that whenever he gets[br]his salary he gives it to me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I double it and give it to him and... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...he goes there and blows the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even he was over there on that day. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey driver, hey driver, didn't[br]I tell you to remove the..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...money from the trunk[br]and keep it inside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey shut up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is telling you to shut up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is like my father. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was five since then he has taken[br]care of me and raised me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has been my driver since then. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Five years? But he looks to[br]be of the same age as of you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have you heard of plastic surgery? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I've spent four crore rupees,[br]there's plastic on his face." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've even made him join the gym. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does he look like he's 60 years old? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you have money then everything...[br]is possible. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Have you got the money?[br]- Yes, I've got it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Brother, sit inside and count it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "There is nothing inside,[br]we people don't sit." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You might have atleast some water?[br]- Who drinks water? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The water is only for the plants.[br]We only have beer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Save water, drink beer,[br]that's our motto." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, brother, will it[br]double in 25 days?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "If you give the money it will double.[br]- Yes, yes, take this." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother, I'll come after 25 days.[br]- Okay." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Fine then, brother.[br]- Okay." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What scoundrel, you[br]called me a gardener?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, we have[br]got 20 lakh rupees." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Driver? You look like a thief[br]with those dark glasses. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you call me a driver? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Scouundrel...[br]- Wait... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Oh God, what will these people from..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...the Lakshmi chit fund ask me now. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Delhi's capital is India. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, you had said that the[br]people of the Laxmi fund..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...won't take any investments[br]below 1 crore. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's correct. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have thirty and you[br]took twenty from him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From where will we get 50? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is fifty and this is the[br]other 50. And it is 1 now. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Wow, that's good, you've already[br]started to double it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Very good. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From where did you get this fifty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will give double to the[br]person whom I took it from. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Oh, there she comes, there she comes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Welcome, welcome." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - This is Anuradha. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anuradha? Is your name[br]Anuradha as well? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you mean? Is your[br]name Anuradha as well? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Of course not, I am.[br]- Forget it, this is Shyam." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "My name is Baburao, Baburao[br]Ganpat Rao Apte." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Come, let us go inside and speak.[br]It's very sunny, come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shyam... nice name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anuradha? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nice coffee.[br]- Thank you. - Beautiful house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Thanks a lot. Here, take the papers." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Great, Mr. Shyam, have[br]you done M. Com? - Yes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Mr. Raju, which degree is this ITUS?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To fool people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, actually, it's International[br]Talent..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...of Ultimate Students... ITUS. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've never heard anything about... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...a degree like this.[br]- You won't even hear about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because this is a very[br]difficult course. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A very few number of students[br]are able to do it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You know, you have to[br]be very intelligent." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I was one of them.[br]- That's strange. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, hey, this is my degree.[br]- This? - Yes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This looks like the school leaving[br]certificate of some Marathi school. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Till where have you studied? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Till afternoon.[br]- What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My father dropped me at[br]school in the morning. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And the whole school came[br]to drop me home... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...in the afternoon with[br]this certificate. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Anuradha-ji, I want to[br]ask you a question." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What kind of business does[br]your company do because... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...of which our entire money[br]gets doubled in 21 days? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shit. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's a very intelligent question.[br]- Thank you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, see, the foreign company[br]in which our company invests." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They double our money and[br]return it to us in 7 days. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh, oh, I see. - Raju, let[br]us go directly over there..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Keep quiet, Babu-bhaiya." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Are you satisfied, Mr. Shyam?[br]- Yes, sure." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The money of all the three[br]of you will be doubled. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Not claps. Give me the money, money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Take this, the receipt is in this." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's fifty lakhs in this[br]and fifty lakhs in that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's 1 crore.[br]- Congratulations. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That's it, in a few days from[br]now I'll make you millionaires." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just want to be a husband. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am telling you let's get him[br]married. We will take his money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '- Ok, bye." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 21 Days Later 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Raju, then where is[br]your office located?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, what's this? In this building?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Look at this, where is the office?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is our money?[br]- This is just a ruin. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is the office? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey move, there was a Laxmi[br]chit fund office over here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'That board, where did it go?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I myself am looking for that office. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'The office was here, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "He was here even on that day. Where[br]is that girl, tell me fast." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey brother, we have come here[br]to take our doubled money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They said we'll get paid double[br]and gave us the job. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Today when we came over here,[br]everyone had vanished." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What?[br]- What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My head has started spinning. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I couldn't recognise her. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Do not trust this Raju,[br]he will bankrupt us." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't give him the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That's what I thought, that[br]girl was so innocent." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What did I know that she[br]will ditch us and go? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How can my Anuradha do such a thing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, keep quiet, your Anuradha,[br]you scoundrel, jerk." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you hitting me?[br]What have I done? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are the biggest unlucky charm. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because of you... But why[br]are you hitting me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Lt hurts, have both of you gone mad?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Here, take this, take this[br]and hit him on the head." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You will double it, you will double[br]it now I won't spare you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will double it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Anuradha is your sister,[br]where is your sister?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is your sister?[br]Who is Anuradha? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I don't have any sister? Where[br]is your sister, tell me?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, what is[br]this you are doing?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is not Anuradha's brother. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If this is not Anuradha's brother[br]then she is Anuradha. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Scoundrel, you've put[br]a false moustache?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, this cannot[br]be my Anuradha." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is a man. How can he be Anuradha? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, have you gone mad?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, calm down." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, agreed that the[br]scoundrel Raju," 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 lost our 30 lakh rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But we still have our[br]house of 50 lakhs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We still have a house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Oh God, I had forgotten about it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We still have a mansion[br]worth 50 lakhs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Raju, you scoundrel, you give[br]me the papers of the mansion." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Otherwise you will sell the[br]house as well. - Take it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He can't be trusted. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you understand?[br]Why doesn't he speak? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey brother, do we still[br]have this mansion?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We had the mansion.[br]- What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does that mean you sold the house? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So hadn't you asked me from where[br]the remaining 50 lakhs came from? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I will kill you. Babu-bhaiya,[br]hey Babu-bhaiya. Hey Raju." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on soon. Isn't there[br]petrol inside you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is this? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, I struck a lottery." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '25 days are over, from today even..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...I will be called a millionaire. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Money has doubled. Hey Lord, I will..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...even offer you double[br]number of coconuts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this.[br]- What are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Take this, all slavery[br]over from today." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are you going? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have you come for the[br]job of a watchman? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey you cook, go and call your master." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What call the master? I'm[br]the master over here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey lord, you are great!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Every one from the driver,[br]the gardener..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...to the cook is rich in this house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Raju brother must have doubled[br]your money as well. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now even I want to take my double. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey Raju brother, I have come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does this sofa belong to your father? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "It belongs to Raju brother,[br]Raju brother!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Raju brother has gone bankrupt.[br]- What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He sold this mansion to[br]me 25 days ago and left. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If I don't get my money[br]I'll surely die. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Not here, go outside[br]and die on the road." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Tell me where that Raju is,[br]or else I'll kill you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can tell only if you leave my neck. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, you tell me first otherwise[br]I'll kill you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Son, leave my neck, I'll tell you.[br]- Here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will you hit me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'This shorty will hit me, is it?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will hit me? Now I will show you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you know me? I have[br]robbed guns from... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll kill you with these[br]two antique guns. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I won't spare you, I won't spare you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! Don't hold it like this. Hold[br]it like a cigarette or a pipe. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is Baburao's style. You click. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "How is it?[br]- Yes, it's great." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Great? Then do I get the[br]role in your drama? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These clothes are bought[br]on rent. Take them off. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "On rent?[br]- Yes, so." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Your role in the drama is that[br]you are the father of the hero. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Father? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is dead. Now we will put[br]your photo on the stage. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That also with a plastic[br]garland over it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey you! I'll hit you with a bucket. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You'll never ask for water. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look at the riches of the bungalow[br]and at the queue for water. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Shyam! Hey Raju! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Smarty! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Not smarty, Apte. Baburao[br]Ganpat Rao Apte." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey you maybe Apte or Jhapte, don't..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...dry your clothes over here.[br]- It's wet, dear. Let me dry." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is my balcony (Shift). 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Night shift or day shift? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you new over here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, it's old. But I[br]have just washed it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's why it's looking first class. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is my balcony...[br]in front of my door. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It seems as if this place[br]belongs to your father? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then what your father? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, my father has a big place[br]to stay in Kolhapur." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then go and dry your clothes[br]in Kolhapur. Not here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Dear, if I dry my loincloth[br]in Kolhapur." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then what will I wear over here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now should I burst you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do I look like a balloon to you?[br]That you will burst me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll throw you down from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So I'll come up by the stairs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let me solve the problem. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now I'll have to show you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - I'll also show you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What will you do?[br]- What will you do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What will you do?[br]- I'll dry the loincloth over here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You don't know me. - What will[br]I do by knowing you, dear?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who are you?[br]- Then know me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, Babu-bhaiya." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hold me. He doesn't know me... hold me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hit him hard. You hold me...[br]I'll not leave you, jerk." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave me... I will not spare him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Tambi, have you seen that[br]Raju sir? - " 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who Raju? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That... that, the one who had given[br]your boy a 1000 rupees tip." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To him.[br]- Who him? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, had he not given you 1000rupees?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is a fraud. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He gives you a tip of 1000 rupees[br]before drinking the tea. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "And after he drank it, he'll slap[br]you and take the money back." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He drinks tea also on loans. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Make 4 special tea. I'll just come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll not leave that jerk. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will give you 150 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 150 for one that means[br]300 for 2 right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A man buys a pair of shoes[br]whenever he buys it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't make a fool of Kachra-bhai. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sir, it's made in Japan. - So sell[br]it in the Thief market of Japan." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "First the Laxmi fund has ruined[br]us, now you also ruin us." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on take this, pull it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Don't fool with me, Babu-bhaiya." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am getting late for the interview. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "There were 4 imported shoes, but[br]now not even one is to be found." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yesterday night I hit Raju[br]with the shoes on his head. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It were there at that time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Shyam! Take this, I have[br]brought the money for the..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...bread for one time and money... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...for the beer, for 2[br]times for Babu-bhaiya." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So from where have you brought[br]this money for food? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is money? It is just[br]the dirt on the hand. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then you should have you[br]told me beforehand... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...I just had a good bath.[br]And I cleaned all the dirt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me the bottle. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have to go for an interview.[br]Has anyone seen my shoes? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have to go for an interview?[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then you should have told[br]me before I would have... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sold our shoes after your interview? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You sold away my shoes?[br]- Nothing else was left to sell. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu, brother this..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It will tear... it will tear. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Your vest is already torn now what[br]will I wear beneath the suit? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Should I roam around with slippers? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave me... leave me...[br]see this poor guy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Has he said a word? I sold[br]his watch and golden specs? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did the poor guy say any thing?![br]He didn't right? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You sold the watch?[br]You sold my brief? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You jerk, I'll sell[br]your vest and brief." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will you give me your vest? Take this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Your bottle fell down. What tell me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now say. Now say. What will[br]you do with a watch? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 As it is your time is bad. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jerk! Now your time[br]has come to an end. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, don't spare him." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "First you catch him, dear.[br]- Raju, scoundrel!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You jerk! You sold off my watch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll not give you food.[br]- Your food. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You'll not give me food? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You hit me? You hit me? He[br]hit me. This jerk hit me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Maratha man has woken up! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu, come, come. Babu, come.[br]Murder him, Babu, murder him." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! You leave me... leave me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! Leave my ears! Leave my ears. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is my nose... this is my nose. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave me... leave me... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, a girl has come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When did I say it is a boy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, it is gone." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get your spectacles corrected. She[br]has not gone. She is still here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Your loincloth. - She has worn[br]a dress and not a lioncloth. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Your loincloth has come out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What are doing there?[br]The girl is here, wear your dhoti." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Changing. - Tie it tightly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How are you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How come you are here?[br]- I have come for the rent. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What about rent, dear? Give whatever[br]you feel like giving, ok." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No! I have come to take the rent. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then take it from Raju. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you the owner of this chawl? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, my father is the accountant[br]of this place." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Since he is not keeping well.[br]I have come to take the rent. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me 175 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, take this." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Where did you bring this 1000[br]rupees from, you jerk?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll buy my shoes from it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will you wear the shoes[br]over the towel? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is not a beggar like[br]you. He has a suit. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I sold his suit and got this money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't have a change of 1000 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So let's go out and have a coffee[br]will get the change done. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No need for that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen Rekha-ji... Seema-ji... Meena-ji. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll get the change for you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That jerk sold my suit! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That jerk has sold my watch,[br]my golden specs." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll not leave him. Now see. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, beat him. Don't spare him!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen to me... listen to me.[br]We'll have a coffee together. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Sister, just give me this..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Break his skull... break[br]this jerk's skull. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is my suit? Where[br]is my one-piece suit? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will get you a 2 piece one. Sit[br]in the swimming pool with it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thief. - You are a thief.[br]- Break his head. - - Hey Babu! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go and bring my suit. Or else[br]I'll break your skull. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Don't be mad Shyam, I'll get[br]hurt with that vessel." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shyam hit him. Hit and[br]break his skull. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, he hit you. Hit him.[br]- He did!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What 4000? When I sold you[br]this suit you gave me 1000. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now 4000? 300o/o profit? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, so I have spent extra over it.[br]- What expenses?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It didn't have buttons[br]so I got buttons on it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And rats had bitten it[br]so I got it stitched. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It was so dirty so I[br]got it dry cleaned. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "See, brother if you want[br]it for 4000 then take it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's strong. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 5000 rupees? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey sir, come here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I gave you my 12 number shoes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you gave me 150 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And he gave you a small pouch[br]and you gave him 5000 rupees? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why this discrimination? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That was not a pouch of nuts.[br]- Then what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's cocaine. It's the[br]business of drugs. Drugs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So should you turn the heroine[br]bald and sell her in junkyard? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Not bald, heroine, drugs, understood?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Drugs?[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, you are very naughty." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on give me this suit.[br]- Take it in 4000 if you want. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You'll get to know when[br]I inform the police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The man who gave this item right[br]now is a policeman himself. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then fine. I will tell[br]the military people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Scoundrel, drive slowly." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll blast that jerk with bomb.[br]Let me get him once. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Make the 'pani puri' sweet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me spicy snack. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Catch that jerk! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "He should not run away! You have[br]fallen in my hands, I won't leave you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come inside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look there! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do one thing. Take this money. Those[br]men are coming. Give them to drink. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have given my heart out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have given my heart out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Love is in the air. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Love is in the eyes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Keep my heart in your[br]heart carefully. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have given my heart out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have given my heart out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The walk is quivering. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And even the sight is quivering. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My love will make you unaware. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There might be many lovers of you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But you will never find one like me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why do you hide your eyes[br]from me like that? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It is difficult for you[br]to escape from me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My beloved! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Magic is mesmerising. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have given my heart out.[br]- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me my money... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Love is in the air. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Love is in the eyes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Keep my heart in your[br]heart carefully. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have given my heart out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why don't you guys understand? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She is a bar girl in the dance bar. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I myself have shaken a leg[br]with her. I'm telling you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She is a girl from a good family. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nice girl. She can't be a bar dancer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you don't believe me then[br]why don't you come with me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't go to these kinds of places. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, you come with me.[br]- No way. - Come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll not go with him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First he takes anywhere and[br]then he gets me into trouble. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You do one thing you go.[br]You go alone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And if she is in there then pull[br]her ears and bring her out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey! Don't pull her ears, Raju.[br]She is very delicate." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You go. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She took away the whole shop[br]and you are after her ears. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What is this? I am feeling[br]hungry, God." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Brother, how much is this banana for?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 20 rupees a dozen. 20 rupees.[br]- And without the skin over it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Brother, take it if you want." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How much money do you have?[br]- 5 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give it. Give. Take this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What happened?[br]- I didn't find her. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had told you that[br]you won't get her. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Since yesterday the[br]ladies bar is closed. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The government has kicked[br]out all the ladies. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Give me the banana, I am[br]feeling hungry." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Spectacled uncle. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am very hungry. Give me one banana. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Dear, don't cry like this." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are hungry and you[br]want to eat a banana? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shyam! Give your banana. The[br]child is feeling hungry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Are you a human or something[br]else? Yes, eat!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Uncle, give me one more.[br]- Take this." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I am still hungry, uncle." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Take this also, dear.[br]- Thank you uncle." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From where did he come from? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You scoundrel! You swindled my money! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't hit me with the stone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look! Look! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I am a gardener, not a rogue." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has not given back my money.[br]Beat him! Beat him! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, I am the driver, driver.[br]He has not given my salary." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Beat him up! Catch him! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "One minute! One minute![br]Yes, yes, I know." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't beat me. I told[br]you give me a minute. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't have the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I... I... I had invested that money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That company... let it be...[br]what can I do... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...when the company has[br]eloped with the money? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It is not my fault. That company[br]eloped with all my money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am in such a bad state.[br]And you are asking from me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I beg for food. I feed both of them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My condition is so bad. You[br]scoundrels! Have some shame! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have fear of God! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Everything is a loss.[br]- Yes, everything is a loss." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not even a single penny is left. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't touch my brother. You should[br]have told me before that... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Only if you people allow me to say. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My boss is so humble.[br]If you go to him and... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...tell him about your loss he[br]will give you 10-20 lakhs more. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is nothing to[br]worry about. Do come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God we are saved! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Left turn. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Enough, enough, come, come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, hey, slowly, slowly." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, why is it so dark over here?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 After this there is brightness[br]and only brightness. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Is this a home or a gun factory?[br]Greetings, bhabhi-ji." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut up! What nonsense are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you tease another woman? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She is a maid and not a bhabhi. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sir, sir, sir, these people[br]are those... those." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey bhai, what are you doing?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey put the gun aside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have called you inside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Come, come, sir. You[br]are very generous." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come. All the three of you come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Seth-ji, these are those 3 jerks." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Seth-ji, this jerk fooled me!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These three people have[br]swindled your money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shoot the three of them and spare me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, he is lying, he,[br]he told us that if..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...we come to you, you[br]will give us our money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is absolutely lying! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Quiet, be very quiet, you people..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...have swindled Tiwari sir's[br]money. I will kill you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Remove the beetle nut from[br]your mouth and speak, man." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "He already has a beetle nut[br]in his mouth, he lisps." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, what are you whispering?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We can't understand[br]what you are saying. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The thing is that there[br]is no subtitle below. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen! Don't try to act smart.[br]You're back answering? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're back answering? I'll blast... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...your head and break your nose. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "We people eat Chinese,[br]we don't understand it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give twenty kicks?[br]- Twenty kicks? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give twenty lakhs.[br]- How will you kick him 20 times? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Not kicks, I'm saying 20 lakhs,[br]20 lakhs, hey 20 lakhs." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It doesn't look good.[br]- They will beat us. Keep quiet! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Not 20 kicks, 20 lakhs." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will explain. I will explain. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh, God, I'll give it.[br]Hey, you get ready." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will remove my slippers[br]and give you 20 kicks. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Smarty, don't you understand?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What were you saying after[br]removing the slippers? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had told you that I'll give[br]you 20 kicks in the brain. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 20 kicks. Give me Tiwari's money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'One minute, quiet, quiet." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You people are blabbering since when. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me my money now itself. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God! His master is a bigger[br]lisper than him as well. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, shut up, scoundrel, quiet!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Otherwise I'll blow[br]you with a cannon. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are my 20 lakh rupees? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are my 20 lakh rupees? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Okay, okay, the 20 lakh rupees?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That we already swindled. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you trying to imitate me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll blow you away! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, hey, I lisp since[br]the time I was born." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even my father used to lisp. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My grandfather was a singer[br]in an orchestra. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What are you saying? Speak[br]clearly, speak clearly." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's saying that he used to sing... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...in the orchestra. He used to sing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I swear on my mother, I've[br]seen his father and..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...his grandfather singing over there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "In the orchestra. I've[br]seen it, I promise." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "My heart keeps on singing,[br]you are my destination."' 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You lisp and even I lisp[br]so we are relatives. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Raju, hey Shyam,[br]listen carefully." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have swindled the[br]money of my relative. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Scoundrels, return it[br]or else I'll kill you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have told them. They will[br]give you. I'll leave then. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, where do you think you're going?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just turn around and see. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, where is his head?[br]- Look on the first floor, brother." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey my jerks! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go to their house and get whatever[br]you can from their house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Their briefs, their vests,[br]get everything." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Stop, stop, stop!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why did you stop the car? Do[br]you stay in this building? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no. I don't stay in this[br]building. I stay in the gutter." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 In the gutter? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I want to urinate urgently, please." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, go home and do it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It will leak out at[br]home then. Let me go. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will do it in the gutter.[br]My kidney is spoilt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey Raju, you have a kidney disease?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why didn't you tell me till today? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Didn't he tell you, brother? Let[br]him go, he will do it here only." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 His kidney is spoilt. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What if he runs away?[br]- Why will I run away? Am I mad? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These two are with you.[br]I won't run away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, so will you mortgage us?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Empty fast and come back, come soon." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Go, go, go fast Raju, go, go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is a very noble human being. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, come fast.[br]- Scoundrel mortgages..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...us to go and urinate. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "This kidney disease is[br]a very bad thing, man." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have water 10 times[br]a day. Go 20 times. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 More than half your life is[br]spent inside the bathroom. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, why hasn't he returned as yet?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He must have run away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think that his kidney has[br]suffered from a heart attack. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He must have fallen somewhere. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll pick him up and bring him over[br]here. - What if you don't come back? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How will I run away? Why will I run? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya is there with[br]you as a mortgage. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is this do you[br]think that I'm the... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...'Mangalsutra' of the[br]neck to mortgage me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He mortgaged me to go and urinate. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you are mortgaging[br]me for heart attack. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What do you think? He'll[br]run away, he'll run away." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, both of you also go with him." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll go and get him. Raju! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Come on![br]- Let me go, man." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bad times have come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First there was heart[br]attack in the heart. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now heart attack happens[br]in the kidney as well. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Quiet, quiet.[br]- Okay, fine." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why haven't these people[br]come back as yet? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, now it's my turn,[br]I'll go and see." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Quiet, do you think I'm mad?[br]You sit over here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Both of us will see and come.[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey goons, come here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who will lock this car? You shouldn't[br]leave it open like this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'What if I run away, isn't it?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Okay, okay, fine.[br]- Yes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is this? He has kept[br]the window open and gone! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya! Babu.[br]- Hey, a pickpocket." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why do you shout so much?[br]- Come fast. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'No, I cannot come, they have left..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...the car for me to take care of. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He will feel bad. I cannot come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey man, make him understand.[br]- Come on, man." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "It is locked, how will he come?[br]- This is how a lock opens." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Look, no one should come to[br]know where we are going." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Otherwise the goons[br]will come behind us. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Now don't worry, I've told everyone..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...that we aren't going to Kolhapur. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Do a thing, you all proceed,[br]I'll join you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But where are you going? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I have to give Rekha,[br]Priya and Vimla money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's why I will have to go. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But from how many women[br]have you borrowed money? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where have I borrowed? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have borrowed money[br]from only one girl. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have to return her 572 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She is a very good girl. She[br]has a very clear heart. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't want to take her money[br]and go. I will commit a sin. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have you fallen in love or something? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'No, man, there is no love." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, no, no, man. I don't trust you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I never trusted him since[br]childhood itself. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then even you people[br]come along. Let's go. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nobody here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Looks like there are only windows,[br]there is no door in the building." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does that girl come and[br]go through windows? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is the backside of the building. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The main door is ahead. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And there is not even a[br]door bell on the window. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now when the garbage collector[br]comes then... - Pappu! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Father does your father[br]stay over here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, go and take his blessings." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Do you know Pappu, Pappu?[br]- What is he doing?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do I know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm really so dead. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, hadn't I told you that[br]we shouldn't come here?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But what is this scoundrel[br]doing over here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Father, here, take tea." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Brother, why have you come here?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You've already ruined us this much.[br]Are you not satisfied yet? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The trust in which[br]father was working. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Over there you forged his signature[br]and removed all the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But you weren't still satisfied?[br]You stole my jewellery. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got the house sold and[br]today only because of you... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...we have to stay in[br]this rented house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Listen, sister...[br]- Don't call me sister. Go from here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't steal the little peace that is... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...left in the last days of our lives. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Don't open this door, they will[br]kill me. They won't spare me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What? Which people?[br]- They are very dangerous people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What?[br]- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They will take my life. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had 20 lakh rupees that[br]belonged to Tiwari. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Someone told me about a scheme... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...about doubling your[br]money in 25 days. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought that I'll double it[br]and settle all your debts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But my luck itself was bad. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The people whom I gave 20 lakh rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They cheated me and ran[br]away with the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "They left me and went. Sister,[br]Tiwari won't spare me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Open the door. Open the door. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't open the door. You go inside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, where were you hiding?[br]- I have worked with you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are like my buddies. Don't[br]do anything to my sister. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God! What is this?[br]Where did they go? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You scoundrels, wait![br]Wait! Stop the car." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, give me your hand.[br]- Take this." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is a gutter below. Be careful. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh God, because of us even[br]she got in trouble." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We'll have to take something[br]to eat in the train. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even her father is handicapped. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What have we done? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We even need bottles to drink. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, whatever happened[br]it wasn't right." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on quickly! We[br]will miss the train. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Shut up, scoundrel, are you[br]a human or a drainage?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That poor girl was picked up by[br]those goons and this scoundrel... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wants to hide his face and run away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I'm not going anywhere, I'm here only." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was talking about the[br]both of you leaving. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, Raju! Hey Raju,[br]what are you saying?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I was the one who gambled, and[br]the girl was put on stake." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got even you people on the streets. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now I have to do what has to be done. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You both go and catch the train there[br]is a lot of danger over here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What will you do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Nothing, I'll go there[br]to that lisping Tiwari." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will tell him to leave the[br]girl in exchange for me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That lisping Tiwari is crazy,[br]he'll kill you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Let him kill me. He'll[br]finish me, at least..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...the burden of this[br]sin will be off me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll go to him and I will beg[br]of him to leave the girl. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Raju! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Raju, you jerk, have you[br]seen this face of yours?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who will give you any alms? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Here, look at me. Look, I look[br]like a ready made beggar." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I'll have to come with you.[br]Come on, let's go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've been asking since[br]the time I was born. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "First, parents' love,[br]then a scholarship..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...to study and now job. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My asking bio-data is[br]very good. I'm a PhD. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Even I'll have to come,[br]right? Come on." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, I was the one who[br]wanted to be rich." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When the sin is mine why should[br]both of you suffer? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Shut up, man! What sin, sin, sin?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "See, when you were building[br]your bundle..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...of sins even I put my little[br]pouch of greed in it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But Babu-bhaiya...[br]- What are you trying to say? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you speak too much I'll[br]give you one tight slap. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya he is a very cunning man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Firstly he forcefully[br]involves in his sin. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And then while the time[br]to pay for it... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...came, you walked away[br]alone, what is this?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "See, whether it is to have fun[br]or to undergo punishment." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All three of us must have[br]an equal share in it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If Raju takes two spankings then... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...even Shyam will take two spankings. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And if even Shyam takes[br]two spankings then... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...even I'll have to take[br]a spanking, won't I?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, let's go to the don and..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...seek a loan of pity[br]from him. Come on! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What man, you were saying[br]that they ran away." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This matter is between us.[br]Leave that poor girl. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you want you can[br]keep me as mortgage. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But please leave his sister. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Very well, then who will[br]give me my money?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, I'll give it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll give you your 20 lakh rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 40 lakhs.[br]- Why 40 lakhs? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why? Weren't you going to double it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 40 lakhs and that too in 3 days. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "3 days, oh my God, that[br]is very less time." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We'll need at least 30 years time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu, Babu-bhaiya..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Okay, I'll give you 40 lakh[br]rupees in three days." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What proof do I have that[br]you won't run away? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother, if we really had to[br]run would we come to you?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please leave his sister. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Fine, Pappu while you are going[br]take your sister along with you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Open the lock... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That lock... I don't have[br]the keys to that lock. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut up! I am not telling[br]you. I am telling him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'The scoundrel, he broke it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Which toothpaste do[br]you use? This, this..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...old lock of my trunk isn't[br]opening. Open it for me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Keep quiet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you ever go to the police station[br]or run away then I'll not spare you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll come to take the[br]money after 3 days. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If there is no money then even[br]your time will be over. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Peter.[br]- Tell me, Nanji-bhai." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I trust you so much... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So much so that you don't[br]even trust your wife. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are right. The faith[br]was so much a year... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...back as the faith I have in you... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'The faith, which you had in Munna?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But he was a betrayer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't worry Nanji-bhai.[br]I am like a honest dog. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That is why I have got you[br]here to show you my den. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look at this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is a den in the police station? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Not in the police station,[br]on its terrace." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go up and get the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Gotya! Nanji-bhai's[br]new man has come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have to give him the[br]goods and the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this. This is the stuff... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and this is the money. Be careful! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't you feel ashamed? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The time has come to commit[br]suicide because of you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From where will you get it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From where will you get the money[br]to give that lisp fatso? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am your culprit. Now there[br]is only one way left for me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So will you sell my loincloth? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Every person has two kidneys. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But a person can live[br]with a single kidney. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'What are you saying, dear?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will sell one of the kidney to a[br]rich patient. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will get a lot of money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then I will sell one eye.[br]And I will get some money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then one more kidney and[br]one more eye. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And in this way I will[br]sell the entire body. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will repay Tiwari's[br]loan from this money... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and I will pay the[br]price for my sins. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh God![br]I thought you... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...were a crook but you have[br]shown yourself to be a God. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are God. You will sell your[br]kidney for Baburao? And your eye? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God! You are a God sent person. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am not talking of my kidney. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am talking about your[br]kidney and eyes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What me? You scoundrel! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, don't leave him.[br]He is a scoundrel." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will you hit me? You will[br]take out my eyes! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will sell my kidney![br]- No! No! - No! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya![br]- I respect you so much! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya a murder[br]is going to happen! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It is a tomato! Tomato! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You scoundrel! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - No! No! No! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, Babu-bhaiya,[br]leave this madness." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't spare that scoundrel! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya just cool down.[br]Just cool down that's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You are scaring me with a tomato,[br]you scoundrel." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll cut him like a tomato[br]and radish! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You keep calm. Why are you[br]increasing your blood pressure? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I feel like the mother in Mother[br]India. She shoots her child. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 In the same way I will become[br]father India and shoot Raju. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Keep that gun down. Just cool down. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excuse me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who is he, dear?[br]- I do not know." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, I am Devdas, Paro." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Not Paro, I am Peter." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had sent you as a king to Nanji... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and you came back as a queen! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you know how much danger[br]there is in coming here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If the people of Nanji-bhai[br]know that I have come here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They will kill me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "After escaping from Nanji-bhai,[br]have you..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...come here to pass your time? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have come to know of[br]Nanji-bhai's treasure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now the real fun will start. Now[br]Nanji-bhai will be doomed. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are the goods? Come[br]with me. Tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is one terrace flat[br]in the building... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...which is above the Khetwadi[br]police station. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I saw it with my own eyes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have stuffed crores[br]of money in the shoebox. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Those 2 bags must be having[br]at least 34 crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Great! Tomorrow afternoon crores... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...of rupees will be here from there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "And after that you will be a bigger[br]boss than Nanji-bhai, bhai." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'You are great, bhai! You are great!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kanji! Who is the person who made[br]Nanji the man he is today? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir! Sir! Don't forget my 50o/o. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now you are sure to get 50o/o. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My 50o/o and the rest will[br]be for the children. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nanji has come out[br]of his burrow hole. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Munna-bhai started dancing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nanji has come out[br]of his burrow hole. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Munna-bhai started dancing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Bhai, I think that this[br]girl is whistling." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have been drinking and[br]you are intoxicated. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Since you are wearing this dress,[br]she is just whistling." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "If you don't remove it, she[br]will hit you with a broom." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lts empty. Its empty now. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, come with me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I do not want to sell my kidney. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - I do not want to sell your kidney. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, I do not want to[br]sell my eyes also." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want to tell you some secret. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - We don't want to listen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have just listened to a top secret. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Which radio did you listen to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Not on the radio. Our neighbor,[br]Munna." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - That loincloth thief! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is not a petty thief.[br]He is a mastermind! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have heard it with my eyes and ears. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They were planning. They were[br]planning to rob 4-5 crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 After robbing the money[br]they were going... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to bring it in our neighboring room. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So go and tell it in the police[br]station. Why have you got us here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have a great plan. When[br]Munna and his men... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...leave their house for the robbery. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will sneak into his house and[br]sit there in guise in the room. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And when they return with the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will put a gun to their head[br]and leave with the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How much have we to[br]give to that Tiwari? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have to give 40 lakhs.[br]If we remove 40 lakhs... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...from 4 crores, how much will[br]be left?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Three sixty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You remember the accounts[br]well. Three sixty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will share the three[br]sixty between three... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...of us and we will leave this city. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will leave this place.[br]And we will have fun. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will have money and money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is a great plan. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What great plan is it?[br]It is sheer nonsense. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has bought us onto the roads[br]now he will send us to jail? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is it to break the stones? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, don't be[br]trapped by his talks." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is once again trying to fool us. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are already in a rut.[br]When those people... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...ask for 40 lakhs form where[br]will we give them 40 lakhs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, when that[br]black bull and..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...that Kutub Minar come[br]asking for money... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...what will we give them? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "If Anjali asks, what answer will you[br]give? Will you commit suicide?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will murder you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I tell you Babu-bhaiya throw this[br]root cause of commotion... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and the root cause of our[br]troubles down from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, throw me. Throw me down." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will also not live[br]after killing me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are mature enough. Please[br]make him understand. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I understand, dear." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - What do you understand? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Understand clearly that he is[br]asking us to do a robbery. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then he will tell us tomorrow[br]to kill them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '- Yes, correct!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What correct is it? Am I telling[br]you to rob from the temple? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am telling you to steal[br]from that thief's house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am not telling you to kill him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You understood, Shyam. He is[br]not asking us to kill anyone." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, this is the wrong path." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is the right path.[br]- This is the wrong way. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am telling you this[br]is the only right path. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, this is the wrong[br]path, Babu-bhaiya." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, this the right path." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut up! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you have any other way? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where will you get the gun from? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't worry about that! I will[br]arrange for everything. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Seth-ji, the guns that are there in[br]this book, 15 guns are with a Parsi." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And even those 3 special guns[br]which are worth crores... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...in the international market... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Thank you, Seth-ji." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Seth-ji, I am telling[br]you not to leave..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...him till we get the money?[br]What do you say? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That is okay but did you find[br]out about that Parsi's guns? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Boss that Parsi is in Mumbai,[br]and all the..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...fifteen guns are with him,[br]but nobody knows where he is." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Search him. I can see him in my[br]dream. I can see those guns. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parsi and the guns? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Boss if I get you those fifteen[br]guns from Parsi then? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From where will you bring it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir that is my responsibility.[br]You only give me 2 days time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will bring and give it to you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Fine. If you get me those 15[br]guns then I will free you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parsi is sleeping in his bungalow.[br]- We should wake him up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has 15 guns with him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have to get them quickly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will it be done? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Remove the chloroform quickly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Put it soon. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'One minute, come on." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is there? What are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Seventeen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you talking? 17?[br]And these 3 will be twenty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But Pappu said that there[br]are only fifteen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Instead of 15 we will take[br]2 extra. He will be happy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And listen... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The rest of the three are[br]left we will sell it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What fifty, fifty? But don't[br]tell Pappu about it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will not tell him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Idiot, where are the[br]other three guns?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Which three guns? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You asked for 15 I got 17. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These three guns! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These three guns. Their value is... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...crores of rupees in[br]the international... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...market. Where is it,[br]tell me? Where is it?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I will show you, where[br]is it? Tell me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Boss, I will bring it. I will[br]bring it sir. I will bring it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 One and one eleven. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Teacher is mad, you should[br]not listen to him." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are the guns? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is what happens when[br]you go to school. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You yourself have the guns and[br]you are asking me about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Don't try to act smart,[br]I will push..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...all three bullets[br]into your stomach. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are the three big guns? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Those I have sold it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'What, you sold them?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who asked you sell those 3 guns? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will pay you how much money you[br]want. I will pay you double and... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...triple, if you want, but whom did[br]you sell those guns to, tell me?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How am I to know where he stays? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A small angel has[br]come to my house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Raju these are real or fake? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They are real.[br]- What are you saying? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "- Are there bullets in it?[br]- Yes, but they are deep inside." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did it fall? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave it. Nothing has fallen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If anything has fallen I will[br]throw it and hit you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whatever it is. These guns[br]will change our fate. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh I am very scared. Oh God,[br]robbery in a thief's house." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Again there would be a con game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "So much time has passed, but[br]why is he taking so long?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Police? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Police comes everyday. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is not that police. It seems[br]they are from a special branch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Run from here... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now what will happen?[br]- Police has raided the place. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You people go to your villages. I[br]will take care of everything here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But Naan... Nanji-bhai. - . 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will take care of[br]Nanji-bhai also. You run away 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Police are coming from that side. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Go from the back way. Go, go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sir, the police station[br]is this way..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...why are you going that[br]way? Which section? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Which section? I am not the police.[br]- Then? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am the CID. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Then sir, why have you worn the[br]uniform of the police officer?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Actually the thing is,[br]in casual clothes..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...people doubt that[br]I am from the CID. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But if I wear the uniform[br]of the police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then nobody will doubt[br]that I am from the CID. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Wow, what an idea!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'What are you clapping for, salute." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sir! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut up! Hands up. No one will move. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Nobody is here, everything[br]is clear now." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I told them that the[br]police have come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are the police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You just scared me,[br]where is the money?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nanji-bhai took the money yesterday. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But the goods that is inside[br]is not less than money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There must be at least[br]three or four crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is it? - The full bag is[br]full. - Where is it? - Inside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Here is the crate.[br]Must be at least... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...worth of three or four crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 See I have even got 2 bags ready. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now I will teach Nanji-bhai[br]a lesson. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now no one can stop me from[br]becoming a gang lord. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have become a gang lord. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I cannot find peace[br]anymore without you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I cannot sleep anymore[br]without you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is good. I got a joker's[br]dress from Mohini theatre box. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come, come, let's go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You people hide here quietly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'We have to hide, okay done." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are you going? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We should hide in our own house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Nobody will know about[br]it, isn't it Raju?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut up! Don't take names![br]- You understand? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju is right, we should[br]not take anyone's names" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you taking names? Hide! Hide! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now all of you go and hide. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'You said to hide, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't hide behind me. Go[br]and hide somewhere there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Come on, be quick! We must do our[br]work and no one should come to know." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Police... police! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh no! It is the police.[br]- Police? But in a clown's dress? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is the neighbor.[br]- He is that loincloth thief! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are we scared so much? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are the genuine police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It seems they are[br]the police who spy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you from the CBI? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 SRP![br]- SRP! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 SRP means? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They are from the special[br]branch. You don't know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Bhai, your knowledge is very good." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No one will press anyone's legs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Push the bag behind. Fast![br]And now raise your hands. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Joker S. Shyam, yes. You." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring a rope. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Joker B! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring a rope. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "The rope, I have forgotten[br]that, Raju." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Fool, you forgot the rope." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 B categories C class people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring me a rope from somewhere. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Joker R, will the string[br]of my pyjama do?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you have a rope?[br]- Rope? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Actually I forgot it in haste. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have the rope. But[br]it is in Bandra. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "If you want, shall I go and get it?[br]- From Bandra?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The rope opposite your house on[br]which you hang your clothes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go and bring it.[br]- Surely bring it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just a minute. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring the rope on which[br]you hang your clothes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not the neighbours. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I feel like I have heard your[br]voice before somewhere. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even I have seen your[br]face somewhere before. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Okay, okay." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Rope![br]- Come from that side. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will this do? So much rope. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have you come in a[br]marriage that you... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...want me to put it[br]like a 'Mangalsutra'. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring a bigger rope. Otherwise[br]you have seen the gun? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will smash you and reduce[br]you to 2 feet. Understood? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Sir, we will manage it, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on. Give me the rope. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Tie, tie them. Tie him up." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Joker B, Joker S, help us." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And yes everyone must use[br]little rope. Don't cheat. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Is it tight?[br]- Sir, I don't even like it loose." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Good, now it will not open up.[br]- No, no not at all." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "It will not move till the morning.[br]Sir, I give you my word." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Good.[br]- Yes, sir." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now what are you doing[br]by bending down. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am trying to open the lock. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who had asked you to lock it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If we will lock it then[br]the neighbours... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...will know that we had gone out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Otherwise they will[br]Feel we are sitting outside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't hit. I will open it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 At least take me in. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, come in. The main[br]item is left out." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have shut the door. Very[br]good. All have come in. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have still worn the costume! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did they disappear in[br]thin air like pigeons? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come with me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on now the loot, the loot." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 After a lot of days I will get[br]to see some green notes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is just grass. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is not grass. It will[br]be below it. You know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just like there is grass[br]above the mangoes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The goods must be below it. See. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is nothing here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is only flour here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 After doing so much of hard[br]work what did we get? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Fodder for the cattle. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He will kill us. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is not grass. These are drugs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Drugs.[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And this is heroine.[br]- Of which picture? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not the heroine of the pictures.[br]These are drugs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Keep it back, we will[br]give it to the police." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They will do whatever has[br]to be done about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'You fool, we want crores and lakhs." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you saying? Not even your... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...father will give you lakh[br]rupees for this fodder. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This stuff is not worth[br]lakhs but crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How do you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know about everything. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I even know that the four... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...five crores they[br]were talking about. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They were talking[br]about these drugs... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and I know another person[br]who deals in this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will get three crores for it.[br]- Three crores? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Will we be able to settle[br]our dues, Raju?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will be able to settle[br]all our dues. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whatever will be left. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From the remaining money I[br]will sell incense sticks. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you tell a joke? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go to sleep. Think you have[br]become a millionaire. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And sleep properly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Con game again a con game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Con game again a con game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the roubles of Russia. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the yens of Japan. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the euros of Europe. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the American[br]dollars of America. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even then this heart desires[br]the Indian rupee. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I love rupee! Rupee![br]Just the rupee! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Love rupees, rupees!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the roubles of Russia. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the yens of Japan. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the euros of Europe. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have seen the American[br]dollars of America. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even then this heart[br]desires the rupee. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I love rupees, rupees, rupees." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I love rupees, rupees, rupees." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Con game again a con game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Con game again a con game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Con game again a con game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Raju give me my money![br]I will kill you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Speak softly, softly!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even the walls have ears.[br]Speak softly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What happened? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You speak a little louder,[br]I cannot hear anything." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I dreamt that Raju ran away[br]with my money, that thief." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anyways the dreams that you see[br]at 5' O clock always become true. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even I had a dream in the morning... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...that you are running away with... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...my money and I am murdering you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you saying? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That means Raju is murdered and... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...you will be sentenced to death. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That will mean that all the[br]money will be only mine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Just keep quiet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Shinde, hey Mhatre, all[br]you gentleman come here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Bhai, this guy with the loincloth[br]seems to be very excited!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will make it entirely AC. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The entire toilet will be made AC. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And the tumbler will[br]be made up of silver. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will make the entire chawl AC. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Has he stolen our goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This black spectacle[br]and white pigeon! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What will he rob? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If anything happens[br]in the neighbourhood. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is the first one to get scared. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All the females come forward. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 From today no female will have to[br]stand in the queue for water. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am going to put three[br]taps in everyone's house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 3 taps.[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The one who wants to take[br]bath with hot water? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will use the hot water tap. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The others will use[br]the coldwater tap. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And the third tap?[br]- There won't be water in that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And those who don't[br]want to take a bath. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They will sit below the 3rd tap. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You fool. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is it your father's marriage? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, my father married and[br]that is why I was born." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not like you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have to give money to that lisp[br]guy till evening and this Babu-bhaiya... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Get up Raju, Raju..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had a very bad dream[br]that Babu-bhai... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...was telling everyone in the[br]chawl before we got the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is really telling everyone[br]in front of the whole chawl. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you saying? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes I am saying lets wrap[br]everything and leave from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Or else the police will catch us. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Stop him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will take care[br]of everything here. You go. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't create chaos in public. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have just robbed the[br]change from the temple. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You change stealer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have not robbed from the temple. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have robbed a thief's house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Should I say what I did yesterday? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, Babu-bhaiya if you..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...have won a lottery[br]of five thousand... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...there is no need to shout and[br]tell the everyone about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has lost it by winning[br]5000 rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen to this! In 5000 rupees he[br]wants to put 3 taps. That drunkard! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring him here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You loincloth stealer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhaiya, what are you doing?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The child is not even born and you... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...are also celebrating his birthday[br]in front of the whole society. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Child? So you are going[br]to have a child? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But Raju when did he get married? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "He did not get married,[br]you stupid person." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have not even got the cash... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and you have even[br]enjoying yourself. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where did you bring this pizza from? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Domino's has a scheme that if it... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...doesn't come in 30 minutes[br]then you get it free. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So I got it! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That means he got it[br]after 30 minutes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no. He had come[br]in twenty minutes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I kept hiding from him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I didn't come in front of him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He kept looking for[br]me here and there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 As soon as 30 minutes passed[br]I came in front of him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I told him give me my free pizza. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then I will also eat it free. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, both of you sit here[br]and enjoy yourself." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I will go and do all the work. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will sell the goods[br]to the junk seller. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get the deal done fast![br]Today is the last day... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and we have to pay[br]back that lisp guy... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am only taking the[br]sample along with me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And staple the mouth of this fool. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Loincloth stealer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let's go. - Loin cloth stealer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is the one! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come tomorrow. The gun guy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Bhai, Kachra Seth." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes tell me, Kachra Seth.[br]- That gun guy has come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do one thing. Sit on your bike[br]and come here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Till then I will take care of him... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay. Come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is a very nice product. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Take this, 5000.[br]- This is only the sample, sir." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have hundreds of kilos of it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hundreds of kilos? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That means you have goods[br]worth 2 to 3 crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you have a field of drugs? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "The goods are ready,[br]where is the cash?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you saying? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Does anybody keep two crores[br]in the junk shop. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Do one thing, you call me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is my mobile number.[br]Call me at 4 o'clock. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Eena... Meena... Deeka. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How do you know the names[br]of all my three daughters? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They study in my college. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! But they study in[br]the third standard. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen to me... listen... listen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Leena-ji, Tina-ji, Meena-ji,[br]at least listen to me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Meena-ji. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you after me?[br]- I am interested in you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean that I have to give you[br]money. And even the interest. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen to me... where are you going?[br]There is sea there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whether I go in the sea or the[br]well? Why do you bother? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey see that! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey pretty woman! Where is[br]your brother? - You people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "If I will hit you, you will[br]forget all your nonsense." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Understood! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Hey you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Let it be, let it be." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you recognize? He[br]is that mad lover. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First he swindled twenty lakh[br]rupees from the girls brother. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And now when our Tiwari boss[br]had the girl kidnapped. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then he came in front of him and... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...says that you can take my life[br]but please spare this girl. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If he doesn't give the[br]money till the... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...evening then he won't be spared. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So this is your reality? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. I am not like that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Like the way you think I am. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is because I had[br]become a bit greedy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got stuck because[br]of all the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sorry because of me you and your... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...family members have been troubled. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Today evening, everything[br]will be all right." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am sorry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I apologise. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't think that you[br]will forgive me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Leena, Meena, Tina whatever[br]your name is." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen.[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Second of all my name is Anjali. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I am sorry, Anjali-ji." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Second thing? Then what[br]was the first thing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That, when are you[br]returning my money?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Which money? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I don't have change. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The spicy snacks of this place[br]are famous in whole Mumbai. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Should we go? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am feeling shy. Come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How many desires... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How many desires... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How many desires... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "All day, all night... I am[br]troubled by your memories." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am troubled by your memories. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "All day, all night... I am[br]troubled by your memories." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am troubled by your memories. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Understand the language[br]of the heart. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lets exchange hearts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am troubled by your memories. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am troubled by your memories. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why does my heart remain[br]lonely in your love? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I go through restlessness[br]every moment, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why does my heart remain[br]lonely in your love? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I go through restlessness[br]every moment, beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't leave me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come into my life. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come into my life. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How many desires... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Have aroused for you, my beloved." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "All day, all night... I am[br]troubled by your memories." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am troubled by your memories. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am troubled by your memories. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What happened?[br]- Raju has still not come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That lisp guy's men can[br]come back anytime. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let's search for Raju[br]before they come back. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you say?[br]- Come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh God, I am tired of[br]searching for him." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have even asked all[br]the junk sellers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A junk seller even hit me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, if you[br]will ask a junk..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...seller that did somebody come... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...here to sell drugs then[br]they will surely hit you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where did that scoundrel go? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You please be quiet. We will[br]surely find him somewhere. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There are four-five[br]junk sellers here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Anuradha?[br]- What are you saying, Anuradha?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Not Anuradha, how will[br]you sell Anuradha?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I mean this Anuradha, Babu.[br]- Oh my god!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There she is catch her! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu, come fast." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '- You double things, isn't it?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why is the military after us? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya if we will listen to... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...Raju then we will surely[br]get killed today. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on quickly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Oh, hey Shyam." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'What happened, Babu-bhiaya? - " 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This[br]loincloth is coming in between. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then why do you wear[br]in an open form? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you say then I will take[br]this loincloth off and run. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You sit on the car I will take you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Move... move... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait Anuradha! Stop! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will throw the banana peel[br]and she will slip on it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are you taking the[br]municipality with you on the cart? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Seems like she has swindled[br]the militaries money also. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The military people are catching[br]my Anuradha. Anuradha! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Today is first day of our love.[br]You will have to eat one more. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Close your eyes. Open your mouth 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Anuradha, wait!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She swindled my money.[br]- What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am not telling you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Cath her! - This, this why has[br]Shyam going to sell Baburao?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Catch her. Catch her.[br]She was running, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Catch her! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "They are hitting my Anuradha,[br]Babu-bhaiya." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Shyam, where are the brakes in this?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Long live Maharashtra! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Remove the diamonds.[br]- Leave, leave me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Military brothers[br]what are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is Anuradha. Please[br]behave nicely. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Leave her, she has taken my money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '- Leave her, leave her." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They are not the military[br]they are goons. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh God! They are all goons.[br]Lets flee from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu-bhaiya... my Anuradha![br]Have I told you? Don't hit! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Have I told you? Have I told you?[br]Leave her, leave her." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My Anuradha![br]Have I told you? Don't hit! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju, hit him." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My glass! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing? Go home.[br]You are hitting your own man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is the money? Hold her.[br]Hold her and keep. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let me go! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But where did I hit you?[br]With the bamboo. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come here. Give my money right now. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, don't be so tense, Raju.[br]- Give my money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Carefully. It will come out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That means that goon[br]who was with Kabira. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are her sister. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My sister was divorced and[br]she even had a daughter. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know when she started[br]working for Kabira's gang. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The police put my sister[br]in jail along with Kabira. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And that is why I lost my job. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But the responsibility of[br]her daughter came on me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had no other option but[br]to work in a dance bar. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 One day when I reached home. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got a letter from an[br]important man of Kabira... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That if you want to[br]see the daughter... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...of your sister alive then[br]open a fake finance company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And those three who have swindled... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...money from Kabira extract money... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...from them and that too double. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I converted all the money that[br]I got from you... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...all in diamonds as[br]per their say... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But when I reached on the address[br]that they had given me then... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What? The girl has run away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You can't even keep an[br]eye on a small child. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "The child's aunt will come with[br]diamonds, what will I tell her?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What will I tell her? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She has arrived. - Give me diamonds.[br]- No! - Catch her! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Abdul uncle, uncle![br]- Dear, you? - Let's go from here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My car has broken down.[br]It will take time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There are goons behind me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh my God, uncle this is someone's[br]priced possession." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You take care of it. To save[br]my life from these goons. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When I reached Abdul[br]uncle's house... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...after giving a slip to the[br]goons... he was lying on his deathbed. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Uncle, the possession that I[br]had given you to keep safely." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do.[br]- Cock-a-doodle-do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Seems like before dying[br]he wanted to see a hen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do. Uncle! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What about the cock-a-doodle-do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. - Cock-a-doodle-do.[br]- Cock-a-doodle-do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How is it? Isn't it very good? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There are hundreds of kilos of it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me how much do you want? Tell. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You stupid, you steal my goods[br]and try to sell it to me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no. Where did[br]I steal your goods?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then who robbed it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know who robbed it? A boy... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...had come he was six feet tall[br]with this six inch packet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are the goods?[br]- With the boy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is the boy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I don't roam around with[br]him in my pocket, do I?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have asked him to call. 4 o'clock. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He only must have called. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hello, Kachra Seth speaking." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes Kachra seth, Raju speaking." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - It is him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Call him here immediately[br]with the goods. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have arranged for the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You quickly bring the goods here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Here means Shaitan lane,[br]Danger house..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...Andher Nagar in front[br]of the graveyard. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Ok, ok in front of the graveyard,[br]alright, alright." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Graveyard? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - One minute... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you calling me to take[br]the goods or to kill me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't want to go in the grave. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, tell him not[br]near the graveyard." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell him some place else. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anywhere else. - Move. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kachra Seth have you seen[br]the Royal circus? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, it is in the open land near[br]Matunga. - Royal circus. Why?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Please, please." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is calling us to[br]the Royal circus. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why? Is he a small child? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He seems big from the face. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know from the wits. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Okay, okay whatever it is.[br]Call him there immediately." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes brother, you come here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You come to Royal circus.[br]I am reaching there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will take the good to the Royal... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...circus and become millionaires[br]in the circus. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who will call up that lisp guy?[br]Put the money in it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tiwari speaking. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hello, lisp guy![br]- What are you doing?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sorry, sorry hello Tiwari Seth[br]we have got 40 laks of yours." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please come at Royal circus[br]near Matunga and collect it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But why Royal circus? You[br]come here with the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because that amount[br]is very heavy also. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will be getting[br]it there and you... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...come and collect from there. Okay? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Okay, okay." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First class. Let us go quickly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We have searched everywhere. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will hang everyone upside down... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and hit them in the circus. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But still someone took my goods. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are my goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Munna-bhai, you sold the goods..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and you did not even remember me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Which goods? Which goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The goods that you sold. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why did you give it[br]to the junk seller? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He went to sell Nanji-bhai's[br]goods to Nanji. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There was going to be[br]a very big problem. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Which junk seller? Which goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will take you to the terrace[br]and throw you down. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Munna-bhai, you promised[br]me fifty percent." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And now you are refusing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are of no value! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are making stories about the... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...junk seller and trying[br]to confuse me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you think I am the police guy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you acting in front of me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Didn't it hurt you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Then why don't you shout?[br]- Your acting, I will..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me where are the goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me where are the goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Munna-bhai, it is here.[br]It is right here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now you have to come[br]on the right track. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me where are the goods[br]or I will kill you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The goods are not here but there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What did you say?[br]- It is there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The goods are here and we are... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...searching the whole city for it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get the booty out. Get the booty out.[br]I removed his loin-cloth. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has robbed goods[br]worth 3 to 4 crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Everyone who wears a loincloth[br]is not Gandhi. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are right. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - What is this? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "BBI, CBI, TBI I will sell them[br]off. No trouble after that." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring it here. Come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 As soon as the three of[br]them come. Kill them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't spare them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bhai.[br]- I will give you. I will give you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Finish the job and you will[br]get it, understood?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have still not come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They must be coming. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They will come then... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will not spare them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "One, two, three, four. 4 legs?[br]Three people were supposed to come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on attack. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me where the third man is? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Third man is upstairs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come, this is poor home." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "From today, all are tensions[br]will be over. - Come, come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The door has opened... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, seems like we have come[br]in someone else's room." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Keep sleeping. Sorry. Keep[br]sleeping. I forgot. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The temple is mine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even this incense stick is mine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even this house is mine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something seems to be wrong here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Raju! - Yes. - Seems[br]something has gone wrong. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju come here, take a look inside." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who are these people? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know? They look like your[br]relatives from the faces. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Shyam, come inside." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Seems like the treasure[br]is very heavy, isn't it?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will help them and come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are the goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What? They have been stolen? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First Munna stole it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then we stole it from Munna[br]and brought it here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And then again Munna stole[br]it from us and took it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is all this con game? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am telling you let[br]us flee from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is it? Have you kept goons[br]in the house to kill us? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They are like eggs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They are already broken. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know who are they! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go from here. Is this[br]a railway station? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get up from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We pay the rent and these[br]people come and sleep here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is the money? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Sir, you always ask for the money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I said in the evening (Shyam). 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where did you tell me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I meant in the evening. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Boss, tell your boss[br]that we will come..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...at Royal circus at 5 'O[br]clock with the goods. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Until then you can[br]play on the swings. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is it? Till then I will[br]make you swing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Royal circus? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will come and give[br]the money at your home. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, then even I am coming with you." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The problem is that the party will... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...get scared after seeing you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If they can see his face only then. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is all this happening? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Run from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get away! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey don't fall over me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get up. Get up quickly. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where are you going? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come we will do something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave me! Raju! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, sit inside." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Look, we will give you the money." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You leave the girls we will give[br]the money, we are not thieves." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Bring the money in the evening... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...and then take your girls[br]from the Royal circus. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju, think something." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What shall I do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Royal circus. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Where is Babu, man?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You come on, don't worry. He is on[br]the left side of the gate. Look," 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he is gazing at those bananas. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Babu! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why have you made me like[br]an umbrella in the sun? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing?[br]- Did you get the goods? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These are duplicate bags. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And even the goods are duplicate. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You come on. No. I'm not coming.[br]You get my duplicate too. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "- Oh come on, we'll get[br]your duplicate later." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "There is not even a single rupee,[br]how will you reach the circus?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will reach. Why do you worry?[br]If God wants then we will reach. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Uncle, give me an ice candy." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have again come? To have[br]poison. You go from here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, think how will[br]we reach the circus?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, think how will[br]we reach the circus?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on. Come on. Hey look[br]at that dramatic company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey you are seeing the dramatic[br]company, Ravan." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These dramatics people[br]are from the chawl. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will tell them to leave[br]us at the Royal circus. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come soon! Wait, Ravan-ji!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Royal circus? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me a balloon...[br]give me a balloon. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh, dear, what are you doing here?[br]Hey leave the aunt and get the kid!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "The aunt will come automatically,[br]hey old man!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell your aunt that her possession[br]is in this Cock-a-doodle-do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait you trouble! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, you get out!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You pollute the air and then[br]you switch on the fan? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have so many Indian burgers! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey you drama guys! Thank you.[br]If our work today is done... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...then I will give you[br]1 lakh in donation. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I swear you might be in any attire. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You might be even naked.[br]Ok thank you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you hear? A donation[br]of 1 lakh rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It means the lie is[br]very big. Let's wait. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Dear, where will we find That[br]guy who lisps is there." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu, look there, the lispy[br]is there. - Where." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You get only popcorn here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has come before time. Where will[br]we give him the money from? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will do one thing.[br]We will take money... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...from them and give them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 An elephant? Where will you[br]go to sell an elephant? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look behind it! Can't you[br]see that white elephant? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh! We will give him. I[br]will tell them and come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They are standing in the sun. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is he related to you? Come on! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has come. - I will get the[br]booty and kill him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't do like that. This[br]is a public place. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First let us see his face (Surat). 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then we can blast him[br]off at Surat station. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That is why I have got[br]fake notes for him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will first take our goods from[br]him. Don't forget my 2o/o commission. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Greetings. Take this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you get the goods?[br]- Did you get the money? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Look, I have a bag full of goods." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have also not got an empty bag. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "So, give me.[br]- You, give me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You give first.[br]- Give this one. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First check whether the[br]stuff is real or fake. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Stop being so sincere! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Even you check the money is genuine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First we will take 40 lakhs and...[br]- Then we will do it here itself. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How will we do it here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lets go to the enquiry.[br]We will do it there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sir, his child is lost.[br]- Yes. - What?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the child's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Baburao.[br]- Baburao. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But that is my name. I should[br]have worn 2 of them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Open it, open it. - I am opening it,[br]Babu. - Give. Give." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My loincloth is too small.[br]I should worn a bigger loin cloth. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where has Gandhi-ji disappeared[br]from this 500 rupee note? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How did Gandhi-ji get[br]hair on his head? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is a multi-star cast note. There[br]is Shahrukh and Amitabh on them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They all are fake. What are[br]you doing? - Let me think. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Now what will we do, Raju?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen to me. I know that there[br]are fake notes in this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You both know that there are[br]fake notes in this. - Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But they don't know that there[br]are fake notes in this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "We will have to tell them, right?[br]- Please keep quiet!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do one thing. Put them all Come on! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Tiwari, come. Money, money.[br]Come, come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you get 40 lakhs? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Did you get the girl?[br]- Girls? - Yes, girls." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "First give me 40 lakhs, then[br]I will send the girls." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First give us girls then[br]I will give you money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "First, you give me girls.[br]- You buy girls!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are not buying them. Sometime[br]with them. We are taking... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let it be. I will handle it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I made a mistake, sister. Sorry.[br]You take her and go." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shameless guy! Come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you get the girls? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 His whistle is also like him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are we blind? We can also see. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She has come.[br]- Fine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Smarty, give the money!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'First, you send the girls." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this. - Not me. You[br]have to give it to him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Dear you take it, we will[br]take care of the girls." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are elder. Go! He is our man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How are you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 0937He must have fallen somet[br]it be. What are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come fast. Did they do anything? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Take this?[br]- These are full 40 lakhs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "This is not the full amount. It[br]must be hundred, two hundred more." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Seth-ji! I have got the goods. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is selling my goods. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is too good. We[br]got wealth and guns. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Here, your children should be fine." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey! He sells fake goods. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Keep quiet! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have given me all[br]fake notes in the bag. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You will come to know that there[br]are fake notes inside. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You won't spare me. Right? You are[br]a very dangerous person, right?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What did you say? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey you! You take my sir's real[br]stuff and give us fake in return. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will hit you with this slipper. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Raju! See the goods are there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me 40 lakhs or[br]else I will kill you! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me my stuff back.[br]- From where will I give you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What will I do? I am helpless. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Should I kill him? Get Babu-bhaiya[br]out from there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is only one way. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "The real stuff is in the car.[br]- Take it, run!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Give me the bag. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey heroine! Hey red riding hood! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Your pajamas are torn, your pajamas[br]are torn. - Where is it torn from?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You go there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have got me exhausted. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Search for him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "There is no circus here.[br]- I know, don't teach your pop." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hold the hand.[br]Are you out on a stroll? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You?[br]- Joker... we are jokers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will go inside the circus.[br]And dance and sing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Scoundrel! Lmitating me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, I do not imitate. I am[br]a lisp since childhood." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My father was also a lisp. My would[br]be child will also be a lisp. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did your father sing[br]in the orchestra? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Which song he used to sing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I sing...[br]- Yes! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My heart keeps on singing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are only my destination. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. Yes. - No. No. No. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 His father used to sing something[br]else. Which song is it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kohl. Kohl. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'My black, black eyes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Kohl, my black, black eyes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Enough, enough, go inside,[br]dance and sing. - Come on." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Joker, your loincloth[br]has fallen down." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You wear it. Catch him! The bag! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Run fast! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give the bag! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut the program! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 See that! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Gorilla! I will have a banana. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let me take it man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What happens if I took a banana? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'What are you doing 'ooh, ooh'?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you know me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut up! Don't glare at me.[br]Come out if you have the guts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Gorilla! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you. Thank you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother! Brother! - Shut up![br]What brother, brother?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you so scared? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do I look like a gorilla? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "The gorilla is behind you, bhai.[br]- Shut up!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If he is behind then am I scared[br]of him. I have seen many of them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Move it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look at the sky. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The sky. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on. - Hey they have run away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You fooled me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you asking for your[br]stuff from old people? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Babu-bhai, you go. You rest." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Baby.[br]- Aunty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am coming up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "God, how did I come from[br]the stall to the balcony?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come. You black bull! Hold this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Catch him! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kachra! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cock-a-doodle-do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, Abdul uncle was saying he has[br]kept something in cock-a-doodle-do..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That means the diamonds are[br]- Come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Shyam, diamonds![br]- Diamonds?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Diamonds are in that[br]cock-a-doodle-do train. There. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Diamonds in the cock-a-doodle do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Diamonds are there I got them! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You came with the pouch[br]like a Superman. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave all that. Who pushed me?[br]- Not me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey run! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'One, two. One." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Catch him! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am coming up![br]Don't leave him. Catch him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me diamonds. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, catch this bag. - Not the[br]bag. Babu-bhaiya, hold the bag." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why did you come here?[br]I was coming. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You hold the diamonds.[br]I will save Babu-bhaiya. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You want diamonds.[br]Catch it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why are you sitting on my goods.[br]Go on the swing! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Babu-bhaiya, give me[br]your hand. Don't get scared" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get in. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju, save me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll hit you. Get me out![br]- Elder brother! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How come you have become so heavy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is this? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey Babu, keep holding." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, my pyjama is coming out." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey hold me, hold me, hold me!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Should I leave your hand? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, Shyam, I'm feeling tired[br]now. My hands are paining." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You give me your leg.[br]- If you leave my hand then I will... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '... kick you with my legs, look." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'You have strong legs, eh?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Get hold of this scrap dealer, Babu!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hold him! Pull him! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Babu-bhaiya, hold on tight,[br]don't slip now." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Don't leave me, I'll give you money[br]as much you want, don't leave me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't leave. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What will I leave him? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You are creating so much fuss[br]for a single banana, man!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey the diamonds! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are coming towards... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...me![br]Hey, is this a bridge?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "No, no, no. I had a banana[br]so he's following me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If I take the diamonds he'll[br]come till my house. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Brother, let's make a compromise.[br]- Diamonds!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've got diamonds and my booty too. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've got diamonds and my booty too. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You bulls! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've got diamonds after all. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You lispy! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't leave you.[br]Do you know who I am? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, I didn't, I didn't your 'kurta'." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll tear your 'kurta'. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll tear everyone's clothes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tear! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tear clothes! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You tear. Why aren't you tearing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Remove them! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'You tore my pants! - Hey, police!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Come on, come on. - Sir, sir,[br]those two men..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...have drugs in their bags.[br]Catch them, catch them!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Those in the middle. In the middle. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, come on." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Give me my booty. - Come dear, come." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, run. - Come on, come on." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey, you lisp person! - Let[br]Babu-bhaiya sit. - I am sitting." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I saved by my skin, Lord!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now until Raju and Shyam don't come... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...l'll take a nap. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "And after getting up,[br]I'll kill Munna next door!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The bloody scoundrel. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The loin-cloth thief! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have you seen Raju?[br]Where are they Shyam? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes. Hey Raju, Shyam." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The time is up;[br]we have taken money in advance. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give. Hey. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey Munna. - Take it, take it." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey Munna, my costume. - Here." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is ladies costume. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Give me something.[br]- I know, take this and shut up." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where do I wear this?[br]You've given me such a small one. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Now just see, how I teach all[br]of them a lesson." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey my beloved. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey my beloved. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You make my worries disappear. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Show me the magic. Of your love. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's a night before[br]Thursday. Come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and give me company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's a night before[br]Thursday. Come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and give me company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Sunday night, night, come on a drive." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Drive by side, drive next to me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't be able to stay.[br]- Without seeing you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't be able to stay.[br]- Away from you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You make my worries disappear. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Show me the magic. Of your love. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's a night before[br]Thursday. Come. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and give me company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and be my companion. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and give me company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and give me company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and give me company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come and give me company. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Raju! This orchestra of Baburao[br]Ganpat Rao Apte is a hit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail Maharashtra. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hail... What kind of a dream was it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why haven't Raju and[br]Shyam come as yet? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now I'll light a lamp[br]of pure ghee for you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "God, please protect me.[br]God, protect me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, what happened?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did they leave Anuradha[br]and that small girl? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I dropped them off and came.[br]Where is Raju? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He has gone to drop Anjali.[br]- Where? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Remember those silly guns[br]in the jeep? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We had got those weird So[br]he has gone to do that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "We will get 200 or 500. I said,[br]shut up, scoundrel." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't want dirty money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You throw the guns into the sea.[br]He's gone to throw them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'I have always told you, Babu-bhaiya." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That this Raju will trap us one day. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "That is right. What you[br]say is true, come on." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Today we will keep our hand on... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '... the lamp and swear, take a swear." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh the Mighty Lord, we swear[br]that even if we get even..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...crore rupees then also we[br]won't do any wrong deeds. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will never do any[br]more wrong deeds. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's gone off. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh God! We swore even then,[br]even then it went off." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So then should we do wrong[br]deeds or shouldn't we? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'No, we don't know anything, man." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come soon. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Where is the jeep? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That Raju has gone in the jeep[br]with your sister to leave her. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you find those three old guns[br]that were there in the jeep? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The one that was made[br]of excellent wood? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes... yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'The one that was very big, that one?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, yes, yes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Was it the one with wonderful[br]silver on it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Yes, that is the one." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'No, we have never seen that gun." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The Parsi from whom I had[br]stolen the gun who knows... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...from whom all he must[br]have stolen the gun? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If it were to be found[br]it would be wonderful. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Three crore rupees. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Three crores? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Look in this, look in this.[br]It's written in..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "...English, it's written in English,[br]look... more than 3 crores." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Come on, walk out now." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Yes, I'm coming. Looks like[br]my mobile is in the jeep." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you find it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 '- I didn't find the mobile, man." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Okay, if you find it do[br]give it to my sister." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "We are going to jail,[br]give it to her." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen! What is your mobile number? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is around 6-7 crores of booty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 1.5 crore! 3.5 crores. 5 crores. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whose mobile is this? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Let me do it, let me do it, man." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey, you cannot see properly." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "You are wearing spectacles,[br]give it to me." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Take, take, take." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "A red phone is lucky[br]for me, let me dial." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It got connected. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'This Raju, Raju, where are you?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju, where... in the beauty parlour?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Jerk, what are you doing[br]in the beauty parlour?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is a donkey! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are Rani speaking. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why did you pick it up if it's[br]a wrong number? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why was there no sound of[br]it falling in the water? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Lt's connected, connected." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It connected.[br]- What happened? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Raju, Raju, pick up the phone, Raju." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Hey Raju, pick the phone up. Raju!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Pick it up, Raju.[br]- Pick it up!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Raju, it's a question[br]of 3 crores, Raju." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pick up the phone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Hey Lord, pick up, not me, tell[br]Raju to pick up his phone." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Pick up the phone, Raju,[br]pick the phone up." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Oh God, pick it up." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org