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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This episode of Its The End of the World As We Know It And I Feel Fine was made possible by slaves like you. Spank you very much
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We teach our children what, honesty and hard work are the keys to success?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My children, my children arent going to off to some war. Theyre going to go to Yale theyre going to go to Harvard.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And its going to be the dumb stupid white trash kids and the black ghetto kids and theyre gonna fight Americas senseless wars and theyre going to protect American security and businesses.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And its going to be my business, my business is going to get richer and richer and my bonuses are going to get bigger and bigger and its the same old story. Its the bankers and the owners and the advisors who get rich and its the little people who buy their stock who always lose in the end.