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- [Joel] And so you guys, y'know,

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busted a few jaywalkers,

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maybe a few muggings here and there,

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and you started to hear about

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that there was a string of missing teens in the city

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but for some reason

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it's not getting a lot of traction.

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There's definitely some social media buzz about it,

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a bunch of change.org campaigns

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that aren't going to do anything are floating around.

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- [Shelby] My character's name is Alex Finch,

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or Ace.

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And I am enthusiastic.

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Enthusiasm is my superpower

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and that's pretty much it.

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- [Joel] And Alex looks over,

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she's like "okay, I got this, I got this"

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and she steps out of the car

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and as soon as you do that

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you hear "hey!

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"Fuckin' nerd!

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"What'd I tell you about coming to the Sonic?"

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(laughing)[br]- I jump back in the car immediately.

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- [Shannon] My character is named Kim Bennet,

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I used to be a villain

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and I'm not anymore.

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I saw the error of my ways

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really recently! (laughs)

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And my ability is ferrokinesis,

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the ability to control metal telepathically.

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- [Joel] You don't remember

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not being a crime orphan.

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- [Paul] Gerald is nicknamed "Sad Sack".

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A paper bag with a frowny face over his head,

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he carries around a sack full of doorknobs

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or some other blunt instrument,

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as his main powers are emotional control--

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Darkness starts to waft over the room,[br](laughing)

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and everyone starts to feel

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a little less happy about what's going on.

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And power neutralization.

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(distortion)

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And shuts you

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almost entirely down.[br]- You're shutting me down?

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- [Shelby] Yeah, Brantley kind of sucks,

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but he's pretty good at computers.

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(laughing)[br]- I'm sorry, hold on.

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Did you say

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"Brantley"?

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- [Shelby] Yeah, that's Brantley Finch.

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You have to help us with this.

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- "Okay."[br]- Otherwise I'm totally telling mom

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that you've been pounding corndogs

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for the past six hours

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and saying that people on the internet are cucks.

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- [Joel] You do know of D.A.Y.C.A.R.E.

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It is a organization that is, y'know,

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there to deal with at-risk

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and dangerous youth.

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"That's the thing about ol' Luke Williams,

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"I'm a real big, uh,

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"a big car head." (laughs)

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"I don't have time--

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"do you know where Luke Williams is?"

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And he pulls out, T-1000 style,

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pulls out a picture,

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is like "have you seen this boy?"

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- [Paul] Why doesn't that kid's shirt

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have any sleeves on it?

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(laughing)[br]- "I dunno,

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"looks like his shoulders run hot."

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And he goes "alright,

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"normally I wouldn't believe you but honestly,

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"my best friend growing up was a drug dealer.

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"You got a real honest face,

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"and just the sound of dimebags

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"and pills jingling in your pocket

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"just makes me feel real safe.

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(laughing)[br]"Anyways, I'm real scared of spiders,

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"if I ever see one I'll, uh,

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"I don't why I'm telling you this."[br]- What's this guy's name?

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- [Joel] This is Officer Jenkins.

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I mean, nobody really knows

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how powers work

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or where they come from.

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There wasn't like a Powers Ed class--

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- [Shannon] Like no birds and the bees talk

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but about powers?

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- [Joel] Yeah, like "as you get older

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you may notice that you can fly now"

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didn't ever come up.

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- [Paul] I think if there was one

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it's just gonna be like

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the Sex Ed talk from the movie Mean Girls,

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where it's like