WEBVTT 00:00:00.100 --> 00:00:02.509 - I feel God in the chilies tonight. 00:00:03.914 --> 00:00:04.853 - It's Pam. 00:00:05.850 --> 00:00:07.423 - That's Office 101. 00:00:07.423 --> 00:00:10.090 (melodic music) 00:00:15.183 --> 00:00:17.330 Hey everybody, it's me, Rainn Wilson, 00:00:17.330 --> 00:00:20.360 and I've been wandering around suburban Los Angeles, 00:00:20.360 --> 00:00:22.630 and I have arrived at this very house 00:00:22.630 --> 00:00:25.620 because I hear that inside is the world's 00:00:25.620 --> 00:00:27.667 number one Office fan. 00:00:27.667 --> 00:00:30.680 Come on, America, let's see what happens. 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:32.930 (doorbell rings) 00:00:32.930 --> 00:00:35.313 It's apparently a young man named Billie. 00:00:35.313 --> 00:00:37.986 He's slow to answer the door. Kinda disrespectful. 00:00:40.296 --> 00:00:41.840 Oh! 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:42.673 How are you? 00:00:42.673 --> 00:00:43.594 - I'm so good, 00:00:43.594 --> 00:00:44.427 how are you? - Hi. 00:00:44.427 --> 00:00:45.681 - It's so nice to meet you. 00:00:45.681 --> 00:00:47.220 Oh we're going straight in for a hug, 00:00:47.220 --> 00:00:48.370 that's fantastic. 00:00:48.370 --> 00:00:50.858 I heard you were an Office fan. 00:00:50.858 --> 00:00:52.080 - [Billie] Uh-huh. 00:00:52.080 --> 00:00:52.913 - Yeah? 00:00:52.913 --> 00:00:53.746 A little bit? 00:00:53.746 --> 00:00:54.579 - Yeah a little biggie bit. 00:00:54.579 --> 00:00:56.100 - [Rainn] You've seen the show once or twice? 00:00:56.100 --> 00:00:57.366 - 12 times now. 00:00:57.366 --> 00:00:58.860 - [Rainn] 12 times? 00:00:58.860 --> 00:00:59.693 - Yes. 00:00:59.693 --> 00:01:00.920 - Is this where you watch The Office 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:01.926 or do you watch it on your-- 00:01:01.926 --> 00:01:03.810 - No I actually watch it on my phone. 00:01:03.810 --> 00:01:06.368 As soon as I wake up and when I brush my teeth 00:01:06.368 --> 00:01:07.690 and when I go to the bathroom, 00:01:07.690 --> 00:01:09.160 when I take baths and shit. 00:01:09.160 --> 00:01:11.820 - Wait a minute, you watch The Office 00:01:11.820 --> 00:01:12.865 when you go to the bathroom? 00:01:12.865 --> 00:01:13.698 - [Billie] Yeah I do. 00:01:13.698 --> 00:01:14.980 - So you're pooping and your watching me. 00:01:14.980 --> 00:01:16.560 - Literally taking dumps watching you. 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:17.870 - That is disgusting. 00:01:17.870 --> 00:01:18.920 - This is my room. 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:20.980 You don't have to come in or whatever you want 00:01:20.980 --> 00:01:22.160 but there's this. - Oh my god, look at that. 00:01:23.440 --> 00:01:26.330 Maybe she is the biggest Office fan in the world. 00:01:26.330 --> 00:01:27.426 - Yeah we'll find out. 00:01:27.426 --> 00:01:28.259 - We'll find out. 00:01:28.259 --> 00:01:30.740 Ladies and gentleman, Billie eyelash. 00:01:30.740 --> 00:01:33.407 (Billie laughs) 00:01:36.420 --> 00:01:37.763 William eyelash. 00:01:39.610 --> 00:01:41.533 I hear you're a pretty big Office fan. 00:01:43.520 --> 00:01:44.624 Bring it. 00:01:44.624 --> 00:01:46.083 Ow, Jesus. 00:01:47.890 --> 00:01:49.470 I'm gonna ask you some questions, 00:01:49.470 --> 00:01:52.270 some trivia questions, and then some quotes, 00:01:52.270 --> 00:01:54.048 and we'll see how well you do. 00:01:54.048 --> 00:01:54.881 Here we go. 00:01:54.881 --> 00:01:56.118 (Billie laughs) 00:01:56.118 --> 00:01:59.338 Ooh, this is a good one, this is a tough one. 00:01:59.338 --> 00:02:00.171 - Go. 00:02:00.171 --> 00:02:02.572 - I think I'm gonna stump you. - Go. 00:02:02.750 --> 00:02:05.323 - What was Nellie's ex-boyfriend's job? 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:12.233 - Repeat the question. 00:02:13.243 --> 00:02:14.253 - No. 00:02:16.350 --> 00:02:17.643 - Yeah, go. 00:02:18.690 --> 00:02:20.100 - So, see, okay listen. 00:02:20.100 --> 00:02:21.300 No listen, listen. 00:02:21.300 --> 00:02:24.200 Because I don't get nervous and I'm nervous right now. 00:02:24.930 --> 00:02:28.963 So I forgot the name Nellie is Nellie. 00:02:28.963 --> 00:02:30.430 So I'm thinking... 00:02:32.250 --> 00:02:33.483 I knew that, though. 00:02:34.620 --> 00:02:35.470 See I'm blanking. 00:02:35.470 --> 00:02:36.745 See okay wait, hold on, wait. 00:02:36.745 --> 00:02:37.610 - [Rainn] Do you need to take some 00:02:37.610 --> 00:02:40.751 deep breaths or something? - Ask me another question, I can't look at you. 00:02:40.830 --> 00:02:41.840 Ask me another question. 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:42.680 I knew that. 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:43.988 - But part of the challenge is you have to look-- 00:02:43.988 --> 00:02:44.946 - But I knew it. 00:02:44.946 --> 00:02:45.915 - Part of the challenge-- 00:02:45.915 --> 00:02:46.748 - But I'm nervous. 00:02:46.748 --> 00:02:48.720 - Is that I'm so intimidating, you have to keep, 00:02:48.720 --> 00:02:49.553 you have to look at me. 00:02:49.553 --> 00:02:50.386 - Okay I can do it. 00:02:50.386 --> 00:02:52.093 Bitch, I'm strong, go. 00:02:52.093 --> 00:02:53.030 Fuck. 00:02:53.030 --> 00:02:53.863 Why did I... 00:02:53.863 --> 00:02:54.860 Okay, I'm nervous. 00:02:54.860 --> 00:02:57.680 - What does Michael order while out 00:02:57.680 --> 00:03:01.604 with the insurance selling mafia man? 00:03:01.604 --> 00:03:03.514 Italian dish. - Yes. 00:03:04.258 --> 00:03:08.031 Gabagool. - Yes, very good. 00:03:08.540 --> 00:03:11.720 What is the name of the charity 5K run, 00:03:11.720 --> 00:03:15.120 fun run, the staff run in? 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:16.486 What is the full name? - The full name? 00:03:18.090 --> 00:03:19.930 Oh my god. 00:03:19.930 --> 00:03:20.960 Oh my god. 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:24.515 I know it has fun run race for the cure, right? That's the end. 00:03:25.720 --> 00:03:28.248 - That's right, good, yep. 00:03:28.248 --> 00:03:29.520 You got the last six words. 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:30.660 - The Michael Scott. 00:03:30.660 --> 00:03:31.670 - Good. 00:03:31.670 --> 00:03:33.460 Name of the paper company. 00:03:33.460 --> 00:03:34.293 - Dunder Mifflin. 00:03:34.293 --> 00:03:35.126 - Yep. 00:03:35.126 --> 00:03:36.743 Then it's the city. 00:03:37.720 --> 00:03:38.553 - Scranton. 00:03:38.553 --> 00:03:39.386 - Yep. 00:03:39.386 --> 00:03:41.693 And then it's the woman who has rabies. 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:43.653 - Meredith Palmer. 00:03:44.545 --> 00:03:45.600 - Memorial. 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:47.117 - Memorial. 00:03:47.117 --> 00:03:47.950 Memorial. 00:03:48.830 --> 00:03:52.520 Okay so the Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:55.631 Scranton Meredith Palmer. 00:03:55.631 --> 00:03:57.013 - Celebrity. 00:03:58.300 --> 00:03:59.133 Well. 00:03:59.133 --> 00:04:00.590 (Billie laughs) 00:04:00.590 --> 00:04:01.590 - Is that part of it? 00:04:01.590 --> 00:04:02.423 - [Rainn] Yeah. 00:04:02.423 --> 00:04:03.256 - Celebrity. 00:04:03.256 --> 00:04:04.089 - Mhmm. 00:04:04.089 --> 00:04:05.220 And then the disease. 00:04:05.220 --> 00:04:06.270 - Whatever the fuck it's called. 00:04:06.270 --> 00:04:07.850 - [Rainn] Rabies awareness. - Rabies awareness. - [Rainn] Pro-Am. - Pro-Am. 00:04:09.092 --> 00:04:09.925 And then-- 00:04:09.925 --> 00:04:13.045 - Fun Run Race For The Cure. Wow that's... 00:04:13.123 --> 00:04:14.630 - I'm gonna give that to you, that's a tough one. 00:04:14.630 --> 00:04:16.600 What is Toby's daughter's name? 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:17.516 - Sasha. 00:04:17.516 --> 00:04:19.458 - Good. Wow. 00:04:19.470 --> 00:04:22.305 When Dwight accidentally kills Angela's cat, 00:04:22.309 --> 00:04:25.160 what are the names of A, the original cat, 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:27.400 and two, the replacement cat? - The replacement cat's name is Garbage. 00:04:29.500 --> 00:04:30.333 - Yes. 00:04:30.333 --> 00:04:32.750 - The original cat's name is Sprinkles. 00:04:32.750 --> 00:04:33.640 - Very nice. 00:04:33.640 --> 00:04:34.780 Very good, good. 00:04:34.780 --> 00:04:37.273 When we all sleep, where do we go? 00:04:37.273 --> 00:04:38.900 (Billie laughs) - You have to answer that one. 00:04:41.039 --> 00:04:45.527 - What is the preferred pizza place among the office staff? 00:04:45.527 --> 00:04:46.800 - Ooh. 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:50.260 Okay so it's either Alfredo's Pizza Cafe. 00:04:50.260 --> 00:04:51.350 - [Rainn] That's it. 00:04:51.350 --> 00:04:52.417 - Or Pizza by Alfredo. (laughing) 00:04:53.642 --> 00:04:56.163 - What is Jan's candle company called? 00:04:57.550 --> 00:04:58.817 - Serenity by Jan. 00:04:58.817 --> 00:04:59.675 - Ooh. 00:04:59.675 --> 00:05:00.978 (laughing) 00:05:00.978 --> 00:05:02.113 This is good. 00:05:02.113 --> 00:05:04.734 What is Princess Unicorn's catchphrase? 00:05:04.734 --> 00:05:06.831 - My horn can pierce the sky. 00:05:06.831 --> 00:05:08.128 (laughing) - Andy, Darryl and Kevin play what board game 00:05:10.982 --> 00:05:13.530 during Kevin's garage sale? - Dallas. 00:05:14.987 --> 00:05:17.193 - She's good, she's good. 00:05:18.776 --> 00:05:22.520 What is the name of Michael Scarn's robot butler in Threat Level Midnight? 00:05:24.456 --> 00:05:25.780 (Billie laughs) - Oh my god, that's so crazy that 00:05:27.790 --> 00:05:29.533 you're asking me these things. 00:05:29.533 --> 00:05:31.785 His robot butler, Samuel. 00:05:31.785 --> 00:05:33.120 - Good. 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:34.571 - L. Chang. 00:05:34.571 --> 00:05:35.404 - Whoa! 00:05:36.274 --> 00:05:37.725 That's nuts. 00:05:37.725 --> 00:05:40.240 What celebrity did the office staff debate 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:41.540 over being hot or not? 00:05:41.540 --> 00:05:42.470 - Barbra Streisand? 00:05:42.470 --> 00:05:43.890 No, wait, fuck, wait, sorry. Wait, no. 00:05:44.810 --> 00:05:46.310 - Language, young lady. 00:05:46.310 --> 00:05:47.423 - I know who it is. 00:05:49.032 --> 00:05:49.865 Oh my god. 00:05:49.865 --> 00:05:51.560 - Office fans right now are-- 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:52.760 - Stop, I know what it is though. 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:55.316 - Groaning with disgust at you, right now. 00:05:55.316 --> 00:05:56.149 - [Billie] No but I know it though. 00:05:56.149 --> 00:05:58.649 But the name, I'm bad with like the names. 00:05:58.649 --> 00:06:00.250 - [Rainn] Boys don't cry. 00:06:00.250 --> 00:06:02.240 - Oh my god, this is embarrassing. 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:03.179 I know it. I don't even know who it is, I only know it from The Office. 00:06:05.957 --> 00:06:06.817 (laughing) 00:06:06.817 --> 00:06:08.369 That's why it's hard, though. 00:06:08.369 --> 00:06:10.200 - Well I'm gonna tell Hilary Swank that you don't know who she is. 00:06:11.507 --> 00:06:14.604 - Fuck! Oh for fuck sake. 00:06:14.810 --> 00:06:15.740 Damn. 00:06:15.740 --> 00:06:18.552 - Before we go to the quotes, I just wanna ask, 00:06:18.552 --> 00:06:21.320 what song did you write for Dwight? 00:06:21.320 --> 00:06:23.486 Was it Ocean Eyes or Bad Boy? 00:06:23.486 --> 00:06:24.496 (laughing) 00:06:24.496 --> 00:06:25.999 - He said bad boy. 00:06:25.999 --> 00:06:26.832 Ah! 00:06:28.029 --> 00:06:29.519 Ocean Eyes. 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:31.020 - True. 00:06:31.020 --> 00:06:31.853 Correct. 00:06:31.853 --> 00:06:32.686 You are correct. - Thank you, I know. 00:06:33.960 --> 00:06:35.420 - Here is a quote from The Office, 00:06:35.420 --> 00:06:37.130 you tell me which character said this. 00:06:37.130 --> 00:06:37.963 I'm not gonna do the voice. 00:06:37.963 --> 00:06:39.602 I'm gonna do a flat voice. (Billie laughs) 00:06:40.435 --> 00:06:42.150 I have been trying to get on jury duty every year 00:06:42.150 --> 00:06:45.070 since I was 18 years old, to get and go sit-- 00:06:45.070 --> 00:06:45.903 - Stanley. 00:06:46.830 --> 00:06:47.910 - Do I regret this? 00:06:47.910 --> 00:06:50.410 No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. 00:06:50.410 --> 00:06:53.680 Now I have the strength of a grown man-- - You. 00:06:54.710 --> 00:06:57.510 - The worst thing about prison was the dementors. 00:06:57.510 --> 00:06:58.343 - Michael. 00:06:58.343 --> 00:06:59.740 (laughing) 00:06:59.740 --> 00:07:01.930 - And what character of Michael's? 00:07:01.930 --> 00:07:04.157 - Oh, Prison Mike. 00:07:04.157 --> 00:07:07.269 - Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. 00:07:07.269 --> 00:07:08.560 - Kevin. 00:07:09.910 --> 00:07:12.000 - I haven't had so much fun since 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:14.370 seeing Zooey Dish Channel at the 00:07:14.370 --> 00:07:16.463 Coacherella music festival. - Erin. 00:07:16.463 --> 00:07:17.910 - Coacherella. 00:07:17.910 --> 00:07:21.515 - I haven't proposed to anyone in years. Said? 00:07:21.675 --> 00:07:23.724 That's a tough one, I actually didn't know this. 00:07:23.724 --> 00:07:24.770 - I know, but I know the line so well 00:07:24.770 --> 00:07:27.840 but I feel like there's so many proposals on that show. 00:07:27.840 --> 00:07:30.731 - I haven't proposed to anyone in years. 00:07:31.440 --> 00:07:32.273 - Was it Andy? 00:07:32.273 --> 00:07:33.729 - [Rainn] Yes. - Okay. 00:07:33.729 --> 00:07:35.540 - You know, a human can go on living seven hours 00:07:35.540 --> 00:07:37.390 after being decapitated. 00:07:38.310 --> 00:07:39.880 - Creed. 00:07:39.880 --> 00:07:41.210 - Very good. 00:07:41.210 --> 00:07:42.567 - And then you correct him, you said, 00:07:42.567 --> 00:07:44.457 "You're thinking of a chicken." 00:07:44.457 --> 00:07:45.663 (laughing) 00:07:45.663 --> 00:07:47.539 And he said, "What did I say?" 00:07:48.710 --> 00:07:51.060 - You wanna go on with the scene? 00:07:51.060 --> 00:07:54.300 - I ground up four extra strength aspirin and put them 00:07:54.300 --> 00:07:57.458 in Michael's pudding. - Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog-- 00:07:57.458 --> 00:07:58.273 - Ryan. 00:07:58.273 --> 00:08:02.023 To get him to take his heartworm medicine. - Saddle shoes with denim. 00:08:02.110 --> 00:08:03.170 I will literally call 00:08:03.170 --> 00:08:05.510 child protective services. - Child protective services. 00:08:05.510 --> 00:08:06.627 - Oscar. 00:08:06.627 --> 00:08:09.668 - A few years ago my family was on a safari in Africa 00:08:09.668 --> 00:08:11.962 and my cousin, Moufasa, was... 00:08:11.962 --> 00:08:12.910 (Billie laughs) 00:08:12.910 --> 00:08:14.180 He was tramped to death by a 00:08:14.180 --> 00:08:16.540 pack of wildebeest. - Ryan. 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:19.526 People underestimate the power of nostalgia. 00:08:19.526 --> 00:08:21.923 Nostalgia is truly one of the great weaknesses, 00:08:21.923 --> 00:08:23.888 second only to the neck. 00:08:23.888 --> 00:08:24.751 - To the neck. 00:08:24.751 --> 00:08:25.740 You. 00:08:25.740 --> 00:08:27.289 - Dwight. That's all. 00:08:27.406 --> 00:08:29.042 (cheering) (applause) 00:08:29.248 --> 00:08:30.790 And you know what. 00:08:32.270 --> 00:08:34.288 Young, William eyelash. 00:08:34.288 --> 00:08:37.169 I have a very special gift for you, 00:08:37.169 --> 00:08:40.318 that I have been saving to give the ultimate Office fan. 00:08:40.318 --> 00:08:41.150 - What? 00:08:41.152 --> 00:08:46.272 - It is a yogurt lid necklace, that I... 00:08:46.288 --> 00:08:51.288 That actually will go very well with your goth bling. 00:08:51.294 --> 00:08:53.650 (Billie laughs) 00:08:53.650 --> 00:08:54.483 Please. 00:08:54.483 --> 00:08:55.316 - [Billie] Is this real? 00:08:55.316 --> 00:08:58.470 - This is a real thing, that is a real thing. 00:08:59.410 --> 00:09:01.037 So you win. 00:09:01.037 --> 00:09:03.694 You win at all. Congratulations. 00:09:03.770 --> 00:09:05.310 The ultimate office fan. 00:09:05.310 --> 00:09:06.906 Ladies and gentlemen. 00:09:06.906 --> 00:09:09.234 (cheers and applause) 00:09:09.234 --> 00:09:11.055 - Oh my god. Wow. 00:09:11.914 --> 00:09:12.747 Wowow. 00:09:12.747 --> 00:09:16.157 Give a hand to Mr Rainn Wilson everybody, please. 00:09:16.157 --> 00:09:18.070 (applause) 00:09:18.070 --> 00:09:18.903 Wow. 00:09:18.903 --> 00:09:19.736 - Thanks so much. 00:09:19.736 --> 00:09:21.964 I saw your sauce and it looked so fun. 00:09:21.964 --> 00:09:23.903 - That was so fun, oh my god.