[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.10,0:00:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I feel God in the chilies tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.91,0:00:04.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's Pam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.85,0:00:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's Office 101.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.42,0:00:10.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(melodic music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.18,0:00:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey everybody, it's me, Rainn Wilson,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.33,0:00:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I've been wandering\Naround suburban Los Angeles,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.36,0:00:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have arrived at this very house
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.63,0:00:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I hear that inside is the world's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.62,0:00:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,number one Office fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.67,0:00:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, America, let's see what happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.68,0:00:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(doorbell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.93,0:00:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's apparently a young man named Billie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.31,0:00:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's slow to answer the door.\NKinda disrespectful.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.30,0:00:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.84,0:00:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.67,0:00:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm so good,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.59,0:00:44.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how are you?\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.43,0:00:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's so nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.68,0:00:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh we're going straight in for a hug,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.22,0:00:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.37,0:00:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard you were an Office fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.86,0:00:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Billie] Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.08,0:00:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.91,0:00:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little bit?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.75,0:00:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah a little biggie bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.58,0:00:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] You've seen\Nthe show once or twice?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.10,0:00:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- 12 times now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.37,0:00:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] 12 times?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.86,0:00:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.69,0:01:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is this where you watch The Office
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.92,0:01:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or do you watch it on your--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.93,0:01:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No I actually watch it on my phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.81,0:01:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as I wake up and\Nwhen I brush my teeth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.37,0:01:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when I go to the bathroom,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.69,0:01:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I take baths and shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.16,0:01:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait a minute, you watch The Office
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.82,0:01:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you go to the bathroom?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.86,0:01:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Billie] Yeah I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.70,0:01:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So you're pooping and your watching me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.98,0:01:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Literally taking dumps watching you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.56,0:01:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.87,0:01:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.92,0:01:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to come\Nin or whatever you want
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.98,0:01:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's this.\N- Oh my god, look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe she is the biggest\NOffice fan in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.33,0:01:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah we'll find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.43,0:01:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We'll find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.26,0:01:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentleman, Billie eyelash.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.74,0:01:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Billie laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.42,0:01:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,William eyelash.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.61,0:01:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear you're a pretty big Office fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.52,0:01:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.62,0:01:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.89,0:01:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna ask you some questions,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.47,0:01:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some trivia questions,\Nand then some quotes,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.27,0:01:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'll see how well you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.05,0:01:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.88,0:01:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Billie laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.12,0:01:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, this is a good one,\Nthis is a tough one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.34,0:02:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.17,0:02:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think I'm gonna stump you.\N- Go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.75,0:02:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What was Nellie's ex-boyfriend's job?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.96,0:02:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Repeat the question.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.24,0:02:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.35,0:02:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.69,0:02:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, see, okay listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.10,0:02:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No listen, listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.30,0:02:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I don't get nervous\Nand I'm nervous right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.93,0:02:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I forgot the name Nellie is Nellie.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.96,0:02:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm thinking...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.25,0:02:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew that, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.62,0:02:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See I'm blanking.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.47,0:02:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See okay wait, hold on, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.74,0:02:37.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] Do you need to take some
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.61,0:02:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deep breaths or something?\N- Ask me another question,\NI can't look at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.83,0:02:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask me another question.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.84,0:02:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.68,0:02:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But part of the challenge\Nis you have to look--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.99,0:02:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But I knew it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.95,0:02:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Part of the challenge--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.92,0:02:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But I'm nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.75,0:02:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is that I'm so intimidating,\Nyou have to keep,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.72,0:02:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have to look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.55,0:02:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay I can do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.39,0:02:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bitch, I'm strong, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.09,0:02:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.03,0:02:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did I...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.86,0:02:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.86,0:02:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What does Michael order while out
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.68,0:03:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the insurance selling mafia man?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.60,0:03:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Italian dish.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.26,0:03:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gabagool.\N- Yes, very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.54,0:03:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the name of the charity 5K run,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.72,0:03:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fun run, the staff run in?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.12,0:03:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the full name?\N- The full name?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.09,0:03:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.93,0:03:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.96,0:03:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it has fun run\Nrace for the cure, right?\NThat's the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.72,0:03:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's right, good, yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.25,0:03:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got the last six words.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.52,0:03:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The Michael Scott.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.66,0:03:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.67,0:03:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Name of the paper company.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.46,0:03:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dunder Mifflin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.29,0:03:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.13,0:03:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it's the city.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.72,0:03:38.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Scranton.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.55,0:03:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.39,0:03:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then it's the woman who has rabies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.68,0:03:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Meredith Palmer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.54,0:03:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Memorial.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.60,0:03:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Memorial.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.12,0:03:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Memorial.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.83,0:03:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay so the Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.52,0:03:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scranton Meredith Palmer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.63,0:03:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Celebrity.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.30,0:03:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.13,0:04:00.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Billie laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.59,0:04:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is that part of it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.59,0:04:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.42,0:04:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Celebrity.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.26,0:04:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mhmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.09,0:04:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then the disease.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.22,0:04:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whatever the fuck it's called.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.27,0:04:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] Rabies awareness.\N- Rabies awareness.\N- [Rainn] Pro-Am.\N- Pro-Am.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.09,0:04:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.92,0:04:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fun Run Race For The Cure.\NWow that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.12,0:04:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm gonna give that to\Nyou, that's a tough one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.63,0:04:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is Toby's daughter's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.60,0:04:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sasha.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.52,0:04:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good.\NWow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.47,0:04:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Dwight accidentally\Nkills Angela's cat,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.31,0:04:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are the names of A, the original cat,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.16,0:04:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and two, the replacement cat?\N- The replacement cat's name is Garbage.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.50,0:04:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.33,0:04:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The original cat's name is Sprinkles.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.75,0:04:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.64,0:04:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.78,0:04:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we all sleep, where do we go?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.27,0:04:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Billie laughs)\N- You have to answer that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.04,0:04:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is the preferred pizza\Nplace among the office staff?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.53,0:04:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.80,0:04:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay so it's either Alfredo's Pizza Cafe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.26,0:04:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.35,0:04:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Or Pizza by Alfredo.\N(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.64,0:04:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is Jan's candle company called?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.55,0:04:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Serenity by Jan.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.82,0:04:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.68,0:05:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.98,0:05:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.11,0:05:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is Princess Unicorn's catchphrase?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.73,0:05:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My horn can pierce the sky.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.83,0:05:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)\N- Andy, Darryl and Kevin\Nplay what board game
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.98,0:05:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during Kevin's garage sale?\N- Dallas.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.99,0:05:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's good, she's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.78,0:05:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the name of Michael\NScarn's robot butler\Nin Threat Level Midnight?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.46,0:05:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Billie laughs)\N- Oh my god, that's so crazy that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.79,0:05:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're asking me these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.53,0:05:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His robot butler, Samuel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.78,0:05:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.12,0:05:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- L. Chang.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.57,0:05:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.27,0:05:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.72,0:05:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What celebrity did the office staff debate
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.24,0:05:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over being hot or not?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.54,0:05:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Barbra Streisand?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.47,0:05:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, wait, fuck, wait, sorry.\NWait, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.81,0:05:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Language, young lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.31,0:05:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know who it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.03,0:05:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.86,0:05:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Office fans right now are--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.56,0:05:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stop, I know what it is though.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.76,0:05:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Groaning with disgust at you, right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.32,0:05:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Billie] No but I know it though.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.15,0:05:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the name, I'm bad with like the names.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.65,0:06:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] Boys don't cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.25,0:06:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.24,0:06:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it.\NI don't even know who it is, I\Nonly know it from The Office.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.96,0:06:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.82,0:06:08.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why it's hard, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.37,0:06:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well I'm gonna tell Hilary Swank\Nthat you don't know who she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.51,0:06:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fuck!\NOh for fuck sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.81,0:06:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.74,0:06:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Before we go to the\Nquotes, I just wanna ask,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.55,0:06:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what song did you write for Dwight?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.32,0:06:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it Ocean Eyes or Bad Boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.49,0:06:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.50,0:06:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He said bad boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.100,0:06:26.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.03,0:06:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ocean Eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.52,0:06:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- True.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.02,0:06:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.85,0:06:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are correct.\N- Thank you, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.96,0:06:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here is a quote from The Office,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.42,0:06:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you tell me which character said this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.13,0:06:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna do the voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.96,0:06:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna do a flat voice.\N(Billie laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.44,0:06:42.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have been trying to get\Non jury duty every year
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.15,0:06:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since I was 18 years\Nold, to get and go sit--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.07,0:06:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stanley.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.83,0:06:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do I regret this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.91,0:06:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I believe his tissue\Nhas made me stronger.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.41,0:06:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I have the strength of a grown man--\N- You.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.71,0:06:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The worst thing about\Nprison was the dementors.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.51,0:06:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.34,0:06:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.74,0:07:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And what character of Michael's?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.93,0:07:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, Prison Mike.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.16,0:07:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sometimes I feel like everyone\NI work with is an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.27,0:07:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.91,0:07:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I haven't had so much fun since
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seeing Zooey Dish Channel at the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.37,0:07:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coacherella music festival.\N- Erin.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.46,0:07:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Coacherella.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.91,0:07:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I haven't proposed to anyone in years.\NSaid?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.68,0:07:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a tough one, I\Nactually didn't know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.72,0:07:24.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know, but I know the line so well
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.77,0:07:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I feel like there's so\Nmany proposals on that show.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.84,0:07:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I haven't proposed to anyone in years.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.44,0:07:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Was it Andy?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.27,0:07:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rainn] Yes.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.73,0:07:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know, a human can\Ngo on living seven hours
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.54,0:07:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after being decapitated.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.31,0:07:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Creed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.88,0:07:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.21,0:07:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And then you correct him, you said,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.57,0:07:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're thinking of a chicken."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.46,0:07:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.66,0:07:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he said, "What did I say?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.71,0:07:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You wanna go on with the scene?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.06,0:07:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I ground up four extra\Nstrength aspirin and put them
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.30,0:07:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Michael's pudding.\N- Michael's pudding.\NI do the same thing with my dog--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.46,0:07:58.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ryan.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.27,0:08:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get him to take his heartworm medicine.\N- Saddle shoes with denim.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.11,0:08:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will literally call
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.17,0:08:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,child protective services.\N- Child protective services.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.51,0:08:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oscar.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.63,0:08:09.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A few years ago my family\Nwas on a safari in Africa
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.67,0:08:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my cousin, Moufasa, was...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.96,0:08:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Billie laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.91,0:08:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was tramped to death by a
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.18,0:08:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pack of wildebeest.\N- Ryan.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.92,0:08:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People underestimate\Nthe power of nostalgia.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.53,0:08:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nostalgia is truly one\Nof the great weaknesses,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.92,0:08:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,second only to the neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.89,0:08:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- To the neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.75,0:08:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.74,0:08:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dwight.\NThat's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.41,0:08:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)\N(applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.25,0:08:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you know what.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.27,0:08:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Young, William eyelash.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.29,0:08:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a very special gift for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.17,0:08:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I have been saving to\Ngive the ultimate Office fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.32,0:08:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.15,0:08:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It is a yogurt lid necklace, that I...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.29,0:08:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That actually will go very\Nwell with your goth bling.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.29,0:08:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Billie laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.65,0:08:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.48,0:08:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Billie] Is this real?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.32,0:08:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is a real thing,\Nthat is a real thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.41,0:09:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you win.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.04,0:09:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You win at all.\NCongratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.77,0:09:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ultimate office fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.31,0:09:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.91,0:09:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheers and applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.23,0:09:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my god.\NWow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.91,0:09:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wowow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.75,0:09:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give a hand to Mr Rainn\NWilson everybody, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.16,0:09:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.07,0:09:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.90,0:09:19.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.74,0:09:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw your sauce and it looked so fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.96,0:09:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was so fun, oh my god.