1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,509 - I feel God in the chilies tonight. 2 00:00:03,914 --> 00:00:04,853 - It's Pam. 3 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:07,423 - That's Office 101. 4 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:10,090 (melodic music) 5 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,330 Hey everybody, it's me, Rainn Wilson, 6 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:20,360 and I've been wandering around suburban Los Angeles, 7 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,630 and I have arrived at this very house 8 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:25,620 because I hear that inside is the world's 9 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,667 number one Office fan. 10 00:00:27,667 --> 00:00:30,680 Come on, America, let's see what happens. 11 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,930 (doorbell rings) 12 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:35,313 It's apparently a young man named Billie. 13 00:00:35,313 --> 00:00:37,986 He's slow to answer the door. Kinda disrespectful. 14 00:00:40,296 --> 00:00:41,840 Oh! 15 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:42,673 How are you? 16 00:00:42,673 --> 00:00:43,594 - I'm so good, 17 00:00:43,594 --> 00:00:44,427 how are you? - Hi. 18 00:00:44,427 --> 00:00:45,681 - It's so nice to meet you. 19 00:00:45,681 --> 00:00:47,220 Oh we're going straight in for a hug, 20 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:48,370 that's fantastic. 21 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:50,858 I heard you were an Office fan. 22 00:00:50,858 --> 00:00:52,080 - [Billie] Uh-huh. 23 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:52,913 - Yeah? 24 00:00:52,913 --> 00:00:53,746 A little bit? 25 00:00:53,746 --> 00:00:54,579 - Yeah a little biggie bit. 26 00:00:54,579 --> 00:00:56,100 - [Rainn] You've seen the show once or twice? 27 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,366 - 12 times now. 28 00:00:57,366 --> 00:00:58,860 - [Rainn] 12 times? 29 00:00:58,860 --> 00:00:59,693 - Yes. 30 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,920 - Is this where you watch The Office 31 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:01,926 or do you watch it on your-- 32 00:01:01,926 --> 00:01:03,810 - No I actually watch it on my phone. 33 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:06,368 As soon as I wake up and when I brush my teeth 34 00:01:06,368 --> 00:01:07,690 and when I go to the bathroom, 35 00:01:07,690 --> 00:01:09,160 when I take baths and shit. 36 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,820 - Wait a minute, you watch The Office 37 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:12,865 when you go to the bathroom? 38 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:13,698 - [Billie] Yeah I do. 39 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:14,980 - So you're pooping and your watching me. 40 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,560 - Literally taking dumps watching you. 41 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,870 - That is disgusting. 42 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:18,920 - This is my room. 43 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,980 You don't have to come in or whatever you want 44 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,160 but there's this. - Oh my god, look at that. 45 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,330 Maybe she is the biggest Office fan in the world. 46 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:27,426 - Yeah we'll find out. 47 00:01:27,426 --> 00:01:28,259 - We'll find out. 48 00:01:28,259 --> 00:01:30,740 Ladies and gentleman, Billie eyelash. 49 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:33,407 (Billie laughs) 50 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:37,763 William eyelash. 51 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:41,533 I hear you're a pretty big Office fan. 52 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,624 Bring it. 53 00:01:44,624 --> 00:01:46,083 Ow, Jesus. 54 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,470 I'm gonna ask you some questions, 55 00:01:49,470 --> 00:01:52,270 some trivia questions, and then some quotes, 56 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:54,048 and we'll see how well you do. 57 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:54,881 Here we go. 58 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,118 (Billie laughs) 59 00:01:56,118 --> 00:01:59,338 Ooh, this is a good one, this is a tough one. 60 00:01:59,338 --> 00:02:00,171 - Go. 61 00:02:00,171 --> 00:02:02,572 - I think I'm gonna stump you. - Go. 62 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,323 - What was Nellie's ex-boyfriend's job? 63 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,233 - Repeat the question. 64 00:02:13,243 --> 00:02:14,253 - No. 65 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:17,643 - Yeah, go. 66 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,100 - So, see, okay listen. 67 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,300 No listen, listen. 68 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,200 Because I don't get nervous and I'm nervous right now. 69 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:28,963 So I forgot the name Nellie is Nellie. 70 00:02:28,963 --> 00:02:30,430 So I'm thinking... 71 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,483 I knew that, though. 72 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,470 See I'm blanking. 73 00:02:35,470 --> 00:02:36,745 See okay wait, hold on, wait. 74 00:02:36,745 --> 00:02:37,610 - [Rainn] Do you need to take some 75 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:40,751 deep breaths or something? - Ask me another question, I can't look at you. 76 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:41,840 Ask me another question. 77 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,680 I knew that. 78 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,988 - But part of the challenge is you have to look-- 79 00:02:43,988 --> 00:02:44,946 - But I knew it. 80 00:02:44,946 --> 00:02:45,915 - Part of the challenge-- 81 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:46,748 - But I'm nervous. 82 00:02:46,748 --> 00:02:48,720 - Is that I'm so intimidating, you have to keep, 83 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,553 you have to look at me. 84 00:02:49,553 --> 00:02:50,386 - Okay I can do it. 85 00:02:50,386 --> 00:02:52,093 Bitch, I'm strong, go. 86 00:02:52,093 --> 00:02:53,030 Fuck. 87 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:53,863 Why did I... 88 00:02:53,863 --> 00:02:54,860 Okay, I'm nervous. 89 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:57,680 - What does Michael order while out 90 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,604 with the insurance selling mafia man? 91 00:03:01,604 --> 00:03:03,514 Italian dish. - Yes. 92 00:03:04,258 --> 00:03:08,031 Gabagool. - Yes, very good. 93 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:11,720 What is the name of the charity 5K run, 94 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,120 fun run, the staff run in? 95 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,486 What is the full name? - The full name? 96 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,930 Oh my god. 97 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:20,960 Oh my god. 98 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,515 I know it has fun run race for the cure, right? That's the end. 99 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,248 - That's right, good, yep. 100 00:03:28,248 --> 00:03:29,520 You got the last six words. 101 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,660 - The Michael Scott. 102 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:31,670 - Good. 103 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,460 Name of the paper company. 104 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,293 - Dunder Mifflin. 105 00:03:34,293 --> 00:03:35,126 - Yep. 106 00:03:35,126 --> 00:03:36,743 Then it's the city. 107 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,553 - Scranton. 108 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:39,386 - Yep. 109 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,693 And then it's the woman who has rabies. 110 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,653 - Meredith Palmer. 111 00:03:44,545 --> 00:03:45,600 - Memorial. 112 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,117 - Memorial. 113 00:03:47,117 --> 00:03:47,950 Memorial. 114 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:52,520 Okay so the Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin 115 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,631 Scranton Meredith Palmer. 116 00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:57,013 - Celebrity. 117 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,133 Well. 118 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:00,590 (Billie laughs) 119 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:01,590 - Is that part of it? 120 00:04:01,590 --> 00:04:02,423 - [Rainn] Yeah. 121 00:04:02,423 --> 00:04:03,256 - Celebrity. 122 00:04:03,256 --> 00:04:04,089 - Mhmm. 123 00:04:04,089 --> 00:04:05,220 And then the disease. 124 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:06,270 - Whatever the fuck it's called. 125 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:07,850 - [Rainn] Rabies awareness. - Rabies awareness. - [Rainn] Pro-Am. - Pro-Am. 126 00:04:09,092 --> 00:04:09,925 And then-- 127 00:04:09,925 --> 00:04:13,045 - Fun Run Race For The Cure. Wow that's... 128 00:04:13,123 --> 00:04:14,630 - I'm gonna give that to you, that's a tough one. 129 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,600 What is Toby's daughter's name? 130 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,516 - Sasha. 131 00:04:17,516 --> 00:04:19,458 - Good. Wow. 132 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:22,305 When Dwight accidentally kills Angela's cat, 133 00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:25,160 what are the names of A, the original cat, 134 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,400 and two, the replacement cat? - The replacement cat's name is Garbage. 135 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,333 - Yes. 136 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:32,750 - The original cat's name is Sprinkles. 137 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,640 - Very nice. 138 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,780 Very good, good. 139 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:37,273 When we all sleep, where do we go? 140 00:04:37,273 --> 00:04:38,900 (Billie laughs) - You have to answer that one. 141 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:45,527 - What is the preferred pizza place among the office staff? 142 00:04:45,527 --> 00:04:46,800 - Ooh. 143 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,260 Okay so it's either Alfredo's Pizza Cafe. 144 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:51,350 - [Rainn] That's it. 145 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:52,417 - Or Pizza by Alfredo. (laughing) 146 00:04:53,642 --> 00:04:56,163 - What is Jan's candle company called? 147 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:58,817 - Serenity by Jan. 148 00:04:58,817 --> 00:04:59,675 - Ooh. 149 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:00,978 (laughing) 150 00:05:00,978 --> 00:05:02,113 This is good. 151 00:05:02,113 --> 00:05:04,734 What is Princess Unicorn's catchphrase? 152 00:05:04,734 --> 00:05:06,831 - My horn can pierce the sky. 153 00:05:06,831 --> 00:05:08,128 (laughing) - Andy, Darryl and Kevin play what board game 154 00:05:10,982 --> 00:05:13,530 during Kevin's garage sale? - Dallas. 155 00:05:14,987 --> 00:05:17,193 - She's good, she's good. 156 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:22,520 What is the name of Michael Scarn's robot butler in Threat Level Midnight? 157 00:05:24,456 --> 00:05:25,780 (Billie laughs) - Oh my god, that's so crazy that 158 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:29,533 you're asking me these things. 159 00:05:29,533 --> 00:05:31,785 His robot butler, Samuel. 160 00:05:31,785 --> 00:05:33,120 - Good. 161 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,571 - L. Chang. 162 00:05:34,571 --> 00:05:35,404 - Whoa! 163 00:05:36,274 --> 00:05:37,725 That's nuts. 164 00:05:37,725 --> 00:05:40,240 What celebrity did the office staff debate 165 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,540 over being hot or not? 166 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:42,470 - Barbra Streisand? 167 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:43,890 No, wait, fuck, wait, sorry. Wait, no. 168 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:46,310 - Language, young lady. 169 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,423 - I know who it is. 170 00:05:49,032 --> 00:05:49,865 Oh my god. 171 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:51,560 - Office fans right now are-- 172 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,760 - Stop, I know what it is though. 173 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,316 - Groaning with disgust at you, right now. 174 00:05:55,316 --> 00:05:56,149 - [Billie] No but I know it though. 175 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:58,649 But the name, I'm bad with like the names. 176 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,250 - [Rainn] Boys don't cry. 177 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,240 - Oh my god, this is embarrassing. 178 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,179 I know it. I don't even know who it is, I only know it from The Office. 179 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:06,817 (laughing) 180 00:06:06,817 --> 00:06:08,369 That's why it's hard, though. 181 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,200 - Well I'm gonna tell Hilary Swank that you don't know who she is. 182 00:06:11,507 --> 00:06:14,604 - Fuck! Oh for fuck sake. 183 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:15,740 Damn. 184 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:18,552 - Before we go to the quotes, I just wanna ask, 185 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:21,320 what song did you write for Dwight? 186 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,486 Was it Ocean Eyes or Bad Boy? 187 00:06:23,486 --> 00:06:24,496 (laughing) 188 00:06:24,496 --> 00:06:25,999 - He said bad boy. 189 00:06:25,999 --> 00:06:26,832 Ah! 190 00:06:28,029 --> 00:06:29,519 Ocean Eyes. 191 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,020 - True. 192 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:31,853 Correct. 193 00:06:31,853 --> 00:06:32,686 You are correct. - Thank you, I know. 194 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,420 - Here is a quote from The Office, 195 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,130 you tell me which character said this. 196 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:37,963 I'm not gonna do the voice. 197 00:06:37,963 --> 00:06:39,602 I'm gonna do a flat voice. (Billie laughs) 198 00:06:40,435 --> 00:06:42,150 I have been trying to get on jury duty every year 199 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:45,070 since I was 18 years old, to get and go sit-- 200 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:45,903 - Stanley. 201 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:47,910 - Do I regret this? 202 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:50,410 No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. 203 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,680 Now I have the strength of a grown man-- - You. 204 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:57,510 - The worst thing about prison was the dementors. 205 00:06:57,510 --> 00:06:58,343 - Michael. 206 00:06:58,343 --> 00:06:59,740 (laughing) 207 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:01,930 - And what character of Michael's? 208 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:04,157 - Oh, Prison Mike. 209 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:07,269 - Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. 210 00:07:07,269 --> 00:07:08,560 - Kevin. 211 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:12,000 - I haven't had so much fun since 212 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,370 seeing Zooey Dish Channel at the 213 00:07:14,370 --> 00:07:16,463 Coacherella music festival. - Erin. 214 00:07:16,463 --> 00:07:17,910 - Coacherella. 215 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:21,515 - I haven't proposed to anyone in years. Said? 216 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,724 That's a tough one, I actually didn't know this. 217 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:24,770 - I know, but I know the line so well 218 00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:27,840 but I feel like there's so many proposals on that show. 219 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,731 - I haven't proposed to anyone in years. 220 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,273 - Was it Andy? 221 00:07:32,273 --> 00:07:33,729 - [Rainn] Yes. - Okay. 222 00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:35,540 - You know, a human can go on living seven hours 223 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:37,390 after being decapitated. 224 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:39,880 - Creed. 225 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,210 - Very good. 226 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,567 - And then you correct him, you said, 227 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,457 "You're thinking of a chicken." 228 00:07:44,457 --> 00:07:45,663 (laughing) 229 00:07:45,663 --> 00:07:47,539 And he said, "What did I say?" 230 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:51,060 - You wanna go on with the scene? 231 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:54,300 - I ground up four extra strength aspirin and put them 232 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:57,458 in Michael's pudding. - Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog-- 233 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:58,273 - Ryan. 234 00:07:58,273 --> 00:08:02,023 To get him to take his heartworm medicine. - Saddle shoes with denim. 235 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:03,170 I will literally call 236 00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:05,510 child protective services. - Child protective services. 237 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:06,627 - Oscar. 238 00:08:06,627 --> 00:08:09,668 - A few years ago my family was on a safari in Africa 239 00:08:09,668 --> 00:08:11,962 and my cousin, Moufasa, was... 240 00:08:11,962 --> 00:08:12,910 (Billie laughs) 241 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,180 He was tramped to death by a 242 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:16,540 pack of wildebeest. - Ryan. 243 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,526 People underestimate the power of nostalgia. 244 00:08:19,526 --> 00:08:21,923 Nostalgia is truly one of the great weaknesses, 245 00:08:21,923 --> 00:08:23,888 second only to the neck. 246 00:08:23,888 --> 00:08:24,751 - To the neck. 247 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:25,740 You. 248 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:27,289 - Dwight. That's all. 249 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,042 (cheering) (applause) 250 00:08:29,248 --> 00:08:30,790 And you know what. 251 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:34,288 Young, William eyelash. 252 00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:37,169 I have a very special gift for you, 253 00:08:37,169 --> 00:08:40,318 that I have been saving to give the ultimate Office fan. 254 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:41,150 - What? 255 00:08:41,152 --> 00:08:46,272 - It is a yogurt lid necklace, that I... 256 00:08:46,288 --> 00:08:51,288 That actually will go very well with your goth bling. 257 00:08:51,294 --> 00:08:53,650 (Billie laughs) 258 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:54,483 Please. 259 00:08:54,483 --> 00:08:55,316 - [Billie] Is this real? 260 00:08:55,316 --> 00:08:58,470 - This is a real thing, that is a real thing. 261 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:01,037 So you win. 262 00:09:01,037 --> 00:09:03,694 You win at all. Congratulations. 263 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:05,310 The ultimate office fan. 264 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,906 Ladies and gentlemen. 265 00:09:06,906 --> 00:09:09,234 (cheers and applause) 266 00:09:09,234 --> 00:09:11,055 - Oh my god. Wow. 267 00:09:11,914 --> 00:09:12,747 Wowow. 268 00:09:12,747 --> 00:09:16,157 Give a hand to Mr Rainn Wilson everybody, please. 269 00:09:16,157 --> 00:09:18,070 (applause) 270 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:18,903 Wow. 271 00:09:18,903 --> 00:09:19,736 - Thanks so much. 272 00:09:19,736 --> 00:09:21,964 I saw your sauce and it looked so fun. 273 00:09:21,964 --> 00:09:23,903 - That was so fun, oh my god.