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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.99,0:00:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soyuzmultfilm presents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.35,0:00:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vovka in the Never-Ever Tsardom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.72,0:00:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screenplay: V.Korostylyov\NDirector: V.Stepantsev
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.11,0:00:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Staging directors:\NA.Savchenko, P.Repkin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.87,0:00:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Camera: M.Druyan\NComposer: I.Yakushenko
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.72,0:00:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sound: B.Filchikov\NArt: O.Gemmerling, G.Arkadyev
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.46,0:00:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Assistant Directors:\NV.Turbiner, Ye.Shilova
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.34,0:00:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Script editor:\NR.Frichinskaya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.46,0:00:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Animators: Yu.Butyrin, O.Orlova,\NA.Aleshina, A.Petrov, T.Taranovich
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.31,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,V.Dolgikh, G.Barinova, S.Zhutkovskaya,\NL.Kayukov, A.Abarenov, V.Arsentyev
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Voices: Rina Zelyonaya, Ye.Ponsova,\NK.Rumyanova, E.Treyvas, M.Yanshin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.51,0:00:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fairy Tales"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.10,0:00:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, what else would you like\Nto read, my dear?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.04,0:01:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'd like another book like this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.35,0:01:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've got something even better.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.66,0:01:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.40,0:01:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Do it yourself"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.50,0:01:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Always "yourself" and "by yourself."\NWhat about like in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.06,0:01:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Live like royalty! Doing nothing is\Nthe only thing you get to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Then you absolutely must visit...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.14,0:01:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...the Never-Ever Tsardom.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.18,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha, like anyone can get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.80,0:01:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the fairy-tale section here...\NAh, found it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.28,0:01:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now stand over here...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.52,0:01:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Straighten your head...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.16,0:02:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to be still...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.05,0:02:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.21,0:02:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You see, only drawn little boys \Ncan live in books. But you two...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.19,0:02:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...are the same thing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.07,0:02:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a fact! Are you a fairy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.47,0:02:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, no-no! There is nothing\Nmagical about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.85,0:02:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just read this book\Nfrom time to time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.82,0:03:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, go on, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.20,0:03:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nobody's around.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.97,0:03:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! Where is everyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.94,0:03:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've piles of food and drink immenses\Nand other stuff to stuff my tum.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.73,0:03:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now and then I paint some fences\Nso no-one thinks that I'm a bum.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.61,0:03:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tsar! Hey, tsar!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.16,0:03:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my goodness!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.48,0:03:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You scared me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.09,0:03:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought someone picked up our\Nbook to read, and I'm dressed like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.08,0:03:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, it's just me! But why were you\Npainting that fence?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.92,0:03:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a tsar! You're not supposed\Nto be doing anything at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.61,0:04:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know, I know...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.84,0:04:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my job -- doing nothing is \Nthe only thing I get to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.29,0:04:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm bored to death!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.99,0:04:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And besides...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.78,0:04:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a real tsar.\NI'm a fairy-tale tsar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.58,0:04:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured -- while the book is on\Nthe shelf, I'll paint a fence.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.23,0:04:31.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Useful, and a nice distraction.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.55,0:04:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you agree?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.08,0:04:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nope. You just don't get\Nthe point of living like royalty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.09,0:04:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A tsar, that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.63,0:04:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want candy? You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.26,0:04:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want ice-cream? You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.48,0:04:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's painting fences.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.03,0:04:49.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well-well...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.100,0:04:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.48,0:04:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Care to yield a seat to the elderly?\NOr do they not teach that at school?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.54,0:05:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.61,0:05:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And the crown, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.39,0:05:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There you go.\N- It's a tad big on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.19,0:05:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So... Ice-cream, you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.91,0:05:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.79,0:05:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.52,0:05:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guards!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.58,0:05:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.71,0:05:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chop his head off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.87,0:05:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For being a bum.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.10,0:05:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not a problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.18,0:05:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- At... the... door...\NAt the door...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.61,0:05:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...his old woman...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.07,0:06:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and in front of her\Na broken wash-tub.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.03,0:06:09.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, that's where I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.100,0:06:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Grandma! Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.57,0:06:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hello, dearie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.44,0:06:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Grandma, how does one go about\Nseeing the Goldfish?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.90,0:06:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should know, of all people.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.89,0:06:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, the sea is right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.33,0:06:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Except, I really suggest you don't go.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.90,0:06:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just listen what sort of\Ntravesty happened to me...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.91,0:06:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's going to try and tell me!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.23,0:06:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I didn't read all about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.86,0:06:48.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm not you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.39,0:06:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to be\N"the ruler of all sea!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.85,0:06:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'll quickly see things my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.72,0:06:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, sonny!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.55,0:07:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetie...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.78,0:07:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.36,0:07:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...could you ask her\Nfor a new wash-tub?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.18,0:07:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Woah there!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.11,0:07:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't start that again!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.05,0:07:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First you'll want a wash-tub.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.43,0:07:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you'll want a washing machine!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.04,0:07:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, no...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.17,0:07:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...nothing like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.44,0:07:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, very well. I'll ask.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.70,0:07:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Goldfish!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.36,0:07:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey-hey! Goldfish!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.08,0:07:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.48,0:07:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What do you desire, old man?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.08,0:07:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.82,0:08:01.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ah-ha, Goldfish!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.10,0:08:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen up, Goldfish. First of all...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.12,0:08:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'll need you to...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.30,0:08:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.04,0:08:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you first weave the net?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.47,0:08:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you cast it three times\Ninto the sea?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.59,0:08:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you catch me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.66,0:08:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't move a finger, but already\Nthinks he can order me around.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.01,0:08:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, where are you dragging me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.28,0:08:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah? Whatever!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.50,0:09:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stupid herring!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.10,0:09:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow, that's awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.06,0:09:59.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.59,0:10:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We? We're Vasilisas the Wise.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.25,0:10:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.79,0:10:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Vasilisas the Wise!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.80,0:10:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where did you come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.13,0:10:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're here from different fairy-tales.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.26,0:10:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Because we're holding\Na Young Vasilisa Symposium.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.01,0:10:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- On the topic of wisdom exchange.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.99,0:10:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.18,0:10:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wisdom.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.79,0:10:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I wish I could, you know, learn a few\Nwisdoms myself. Exchange or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.03,0:10:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What do you think, girls?\NShould we teach him?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.06,0:10:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We'll teach him!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.03,0:11:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Palace"\N"(standard)"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.76,0:11:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Pool"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.54,0:11:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tea Cloth"\N"Self-serving"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.78,0:11:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a lesson to be heeded:\Nlet us calculate firsthand
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.38,0:11:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how much cinderblock is needed\Nso the house is built as planned.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.64,0:11:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let us quickly calculate\NHow the water pipes relate
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.29,0:11:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where from, and where it's flowing\NMathematics will dictate.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.63,0:11:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't wanna!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.08,0:11:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.74,0:12:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First they teach me at school,\Nand now they teach me here, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.36,0:12:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.94,0:12:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You, my friend, need to get to the\NNever-Ever Tsardom.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.75,0:12:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whatever for?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.58,0:12:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ah, but there you'll find\N"two from the chest, at your behest."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.89,0:12:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything you tell them to do,\Nthey'll do it for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.81,0:12:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anything at all?\N- Anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.58,0:12:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow, how do I get there?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.36,0:12:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go straight, and so you\Ndon't get lost, follow this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.88,0:12:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.74,0:12:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bon voyage!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.05,0:12:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Never-Ever Tsardom"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.39,0:12:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.38,0:12:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two from the chest,\Nat my behest!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.14,0:13:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Present!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.90,0:13:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.49,0:13:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay... is that true...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.41,0:13:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll do anything for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.98,0:13:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.56,0:13:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah? Okay, then get me...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.46,0:13:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, cookies!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.10,0:13:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second of... hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.85,0:13:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, are you going to bend\Nthe fingers for me, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.42,0:13:35.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.29,0:13:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Second of all, candies!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.30,0:13:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And third... well, go on, bend.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.12,0:13:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And third of all, ice-cream!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.02,0:13:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And hurry, quick!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.18,0:14:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.61,0:14:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, hey! Hello! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.17,0:14:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, are you going to\Neat it for me, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.46,0:14:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, thanks. Get back into the chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.13,0:14:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pastries, hot pastries!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.10,0:14:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meat-pies, turnovers, mincemeat tarts!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.76,0:14:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A stove!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.85,0:14:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hello there!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.29,0:14:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Listen, stove... can you\Nget me something to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.54,0:14:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Of course, dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.17,0:14:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only... first you'll need\Nto chop some wood...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.79,0:14:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...get the fire going...\Nthen knead some dough.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.26,0:15:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right, no problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.05,0:15:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.22,0:15:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two from the chest!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.38,0:15:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.92,0:15:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This needs chopping and kneading.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.15,0:15:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.60,0:15:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not again!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.49,0:15:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other way around!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.88,0:15:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.67,0:16:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you doing this on purpose?\NYou want me to go around hungry?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.03,0:16:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get back into the chest, right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.15,0:16:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- These two have no clue.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.73,0:16:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I better do it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.99,0:16:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more time...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.42,0:16:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is it not chopping?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.00,0:16:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, this will do.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.75,0:16:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right, I'll knead this up, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.36,0:16:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this dough?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.53,0:16:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is it all sticky?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.48,0:16:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.57,0:16:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This will do, I'm sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.25,0:16:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There's your pastry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.38,0:17:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yuck, what's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.71,0:17:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all black!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.60,0:17:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, go on, then!\NYou baked it, you eat it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.16,0:17:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What, this is pastry?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.99,0:17:18.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, thank you, I really...\Ndon't feel like one right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.43,0:17:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's with you?\NAre you laughing at me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.24,0:17:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think I can't do anything?\NJust like you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.89,0:17:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hah! Not at all! I just don't\Nhave any tools, that's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.84,0:17:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, that's easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.60,0:17:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.84,0:17:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tools?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.27,0:17:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.15,0:17:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.18,0:17:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever I want,\NI can do it myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.22,0:17:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A trough, or a wash-tub.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.13,0:18:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot this was over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.34,0:18:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, if I could manage this...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.30,0:18:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...she'd be totally amazed!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.77,0:18:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My goodness!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.40,0:18:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't tell me the Goldfish took pity.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.81,0:18:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, grandma, I did it all by myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.09,0:18:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Atta boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.12,0:18:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.50,0:18:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.83,0:18:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Want to build me a house?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.96,0:18:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A house?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.59,0:18:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.66,0:18:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see what it says\Nabout building houses.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.37,0:18:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Do It Yourself"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.45,0:18:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That's all!"
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