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Soyuzmultfilm presents

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Vovka in the Never-Ever Tsardom

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Screenplay: V.Korostylyov
Director: V.Stepantsev

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Staging directors:
A.Savchenko, P.Repkin

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Camera: M.Druyan
Composer: I.Yakushenko

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Sound: B.Filchikov
Art: O.Gemmerling, G.Arkadyev

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Assistant Directors:
V.Turbiner, Ye.Shilova

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Script editor:
R.Frichinskaya

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Animators: Yu.Butyrin, O.Orlova,
A.Aleshina, A.Petrov, T.Taranovich

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V.Dolgikh, G.Barinova, S.Zhutkovskaya,
L.Kayukov, A.Abarenov, V.Arsentyev

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Voices: Rina Zelyonaya, Ye.Ponsova,
K.Rumyanova, E.Treyvas, M.Yanshin

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"Fairy Tales"

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- Well, what else would you like
to read, my dear?

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- I'd like another book like this one.

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- I've got something even better.

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Take a look.

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"Do it yourself"

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- Always "yourself" and "by yourself."
What about like in here?

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Live like royalty! Doing nothing is
the only thing you get to do!

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- Then you absolutely must visit...

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...the Never-Ever Tsardom.

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- Ha, like anyone can get there.

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- And why not?

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Where's the fairy-tale section here...
Ah, found it!

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Now stand over here...

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Straighten your head...

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Try to be still...

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- Wow!

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- You see, only drawn little boys 
can live in books. But you two...

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...are the same thing, right?

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- It's a fact! Are you a fairy?

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- Oh, no-no! There is nothing
magical about this.

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I just read this book
from time to time.

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Well, go on, dear.

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- Nobody's around.

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Hello! Where is everyone?

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- I've piles of food and drink immenses
and other stuff to stuff my tum.

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But now and then I paint some fences
so no-one thinks that I'm a bum.

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- Tsar! Hey, tsar!

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- Oh my goodness!

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- You scared me!

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I thought someone picked up our
book to read, and I'm dressed like that.

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- No, it's just me! But why were you
painting that fence?

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You're a tsar! You're not supposed
to be doing anything at all!

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- I know, I know...

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That's my job -- doing nothing is 
the only thing I get to do.

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I'm bored to death!

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And besides...

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I'm not a real tsar.
I'm a fairy-tale tsar.

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I figured -- while the book is on
the shelf, I'll paint a fence.

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Useful, and a nice distraction.

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Don't you agree?

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- Nope. You just don't get
the point of living like royalty.

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A tsar, that's...

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You want candy? You got it!

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You want ice-cream? You got it!

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And he's painting fences.

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- Well-well...

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I see.

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Care to yield a seat to the elderly?
Or do they not teach that at school?

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- There you go.

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- And the crown, too.

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- There you go.
- It's a tad big on you.

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- So... Ice-cream, you say?

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- Yeah!

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- Hello!

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Guards!

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- All right, boys.

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Chop his head off.

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For being a bum.

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- Not a problem!

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- At... the... door...
At the door...

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...his old woman...

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...and in front of her
a broken wash-tub.

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Ah, that's where I am.

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- Grandma! Hi!

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- Hello, dearie.

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- Grandma, how does one go about
seeing the Goldfish?

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You should know, of all people.

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- Well, the sea is right there.

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- Except, I really suggest you don't go.

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Just listen what sort of
travesty happened to me...

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- She's going to try and tell me!

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Like I didn't read all about it.

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But I'm not you, right?

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I don't want to be
"the ruler of all sea!"

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She'll quickly see things my way.

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- Hey, sonny!

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Sweetie...

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...you know...

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...could you ask her
for a new wash-tub?

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- Woah there!

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Don't start that again!

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First you'll want a wash-tub.

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Then you'll want a washing machine!

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- No, no...

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...nothing like that.

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- Oh, very well. I'll ask.

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- Hey, Goldfish!

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Hey-hey! Goldfish!

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Can you hear me?

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- What do you desire, old man?

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- What? What's this?

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- Ah-ha, Goldfish!

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Listen up, Goldfish. First of all...

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...I'll need you to...

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- What?

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Did you first weave the net?

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Did you cast it three times
into the sea?

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Did you catch me?

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Didn't move a finger, but already
thinks he can order me around.

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- Hey, where are you dragging me?

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Oh, yeah? Whatever!

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Stupid herring!

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- Wow, that's awesome!

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Hey! Who are you?

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- We? We're Vasilisas the Wise.

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- Who?

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- Vasilisas the Wise!

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- Where did you come from?

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- We're here from different fairy-tales.

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- Because we're holding
a Young Vasilisa Symposium.

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- On the topic of wisdom exchange.

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- What?

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- Wisdom.

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- I wish I could, you know, learn a few
wisdoms myself. Exchange or whatever.

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- What do you think, girls?
Should we teach him?

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- We'll teach him!

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"Palace"
"(standard)"

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"Pool"

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"Tea Cloth"
"Self-serving"

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Here's a lesson to be heeded:
let us calculate firsthand

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how much cinderblock is needed
so the house is built as planned.

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Let us quickly calculate
How the water pipes relate

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Where from, and where it's flowing
Mathematics will dictate.

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- I don't wanna!

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I don't wanna!

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First they teach me at school,
and now they teach me here, too!

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- Hmm...

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- You, my friend, need to get to the
Never-Ever Tsardom.

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- Whatever for?

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- Ah, but there you'll find
"two from the chest, at your behest."

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Anything you tell them to do,
they'll do it for you.

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- Anything at all?
- Anything.

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- Wow, how do I get there?

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- Go straight, and so you
don't get lost, follow this.

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- Well, bye!

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- Bon voyage!

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"The Never-Ever Tsardom"

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- Hey!

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Two from the chest,
at my behest!

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- Present!

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- Hi!

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Okay... is that true...

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You'll do anything for me?

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- Yeah!

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- Yeah? Okay, then get me...

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First of all, cookies!

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Second of... hey.

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Oh, are you going to bend
the fingers for me, too?

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- Yeah.
- Very well.

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- Second of all, candies!

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And third... well, go on, bend.

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And third of all, ice-cream!

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And hurry, quick!

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- Right away!

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- Hey, hey! Hello! Stop!

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What, are you going to
eat it for me, too?

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- No, thanks. Get back into the chest.

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- Pastries, hot pastries!

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Meat-pies, turnovers, mincemeat tarts!

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- A stove!

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- Hello there!

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- Listen, stove... can you
get me something to eat?

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- Of course, dear!

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Only... first you'll need
to chop some wood...

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...get the fire going...
then knead some dough.

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- All right, no problem!

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Hey, you!

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Two from the chest!

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There you are.

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This needs chopping and kneading.

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- Right away!

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- Not again!

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The other way around!

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- Got it!

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- Are you doing this on purpose?
You want me to go around hungry?

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- Get back into the chest, right now!

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- These two have no clue.

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I better do it myself.

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One more time...

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Why is it not chopping?

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Whatever, this will do.

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- Right, I'll knead this up, then...

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Is this dough?

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Why is it all sticky?

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Oh, whatever.

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This will do, I'm sure.

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- There's your pastry.

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- Yuck, what's this?

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It's all black!

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- Well, go on, then!
You baked it, you eat it!

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- What, this is pastry?

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No, thank you, I really...
don't feel like one right now.

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- What's with you?
Are you laughing at me?

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Think I can't do anything?
Just like you?

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- Hah! Not at all! I just don't
have any tools, that's all.

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- Well, that's easy.

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- What's this?

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Tools?

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Okay!

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Very well.

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Whatever I want,
I can do it myself!

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A trough, or a wash-tub.

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I forgot this was over here.

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Ah, if I could manage this...

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...she'd be totally amazed!

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- My goodness!

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Don't tell me the Goldfish took pity.

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- No, grandma, I did it all by myself!

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- Atta boy!

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Now you know what?

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- What?

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- Want to build me a house?

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- A house?

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I don't know how yet.

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Let's see what it says
about building houses.

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"Do It Yourself"

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"That's all!"

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