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OK, how do you like this shipped?
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Standard ground takes 7 to 10 business days...
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or if you need it tomorrow, we can
overnight it for an extra 20 bucks.
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Well, I don't need it tomorrow.
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Well I'm a Supervisor here
I can knock it down to 15 for you.
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Well thanks. I'm tempted.
I'm so impatient.
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Hey for me, it's instant gratification.
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- Alright... what the hell, ship it overnight.
- No problem.
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If you have any other questions call anytime.
My name is Todd Anderson.
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- Thanks Todd.
- Your very welcome
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I need you in my office.
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Is this gonna take a while?
I just ordered from Thai Garden and I'm pretty fast.
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So you like spicy food? Thats interesting.
Close the door please.
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Why is that interesting?
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Todd, we decided to
restructure order performance.
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- Restructure how?
- Offshore the whole department
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- Good one.
- I'm not kidding.
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Check out this spreadsheet, any American job thats
done on the phone or online is going overseas.
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- The savings are incredible.
- Is this some kind of weird physiological test, you're pulling on me?
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Like a ritual hazing for the
annual review.
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Its not quite time for your review Todd.
You been working coming up on 4.5 years, not 5.
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You can't outsource Order Fulfillment.
Our catalog is patriotic knick-knacks...
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If a factory worker from Wisconsin
calls the 800 number to buy this...
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and get's a person from another country,
he's gonna flip out.
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Thats where the accent training comes in.
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You expect me to walk in there and tell everyone
I'm sorry your job has been outsourced?
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I'll do it.
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- So I'm fired too?
- No, no, not at all.
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- But I manage fulfillment, now you don't need me here.
- You're right, we don't need you here.
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We need you in India...
someone's gotta train the new guy.
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- And after that?
- We'll find something for you, company's growing.
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- 'We'll find something for you'?
- 'Course you're free to quit.
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But you haven't vested your stock options yet.
Quit now and you'll give it up, plus your pension...
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and medical and you'll be out there, in a bad job
market with no unemployment benefits.
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As these guys, in about 20 minutes.
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No, no way, I'm not going to India to
train my own replacements.
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All you need to do, is visit the call center,
improve the minutes per incidents...
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and make sure the new guy's up to speed.
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- What's this new guy get paid?
- Half a mill...
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Rupees.
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That's 11.000 dollars a year, to do your job.
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Same as 8... as for the price of one.
What're you gonna do?
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- Come on, lets get MPI go down to 6.
- No, I'm not going.
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- It's just a short trip, you like spicy food?.
- Dave, I'm not going to India.
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I gotta get to a train station?
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Hi, can you get me to the
train station?
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- Oh crap... no, Sir, Sir! I wanted a taxi, a taxi.
- No problem.
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Alright, sorry, thanks...
let me grab my bag, thanks.
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Woo, wo, wo... no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
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No, no, no, go, go, go...
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Hi...
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- You like it in India?
- Well, it's interesting.
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It is the best country,
... no problem.
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- Hey... no problem, you've got to jump... jump.
- What?
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- You jump... you must jump the train...
- There's no room.
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You must jump... jump.
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Jump... good.
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I'll... I'll take one of those.
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No change, no change... impossible, no change.
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Oh, thats okay, I'm dying of thirst.
Keep the change.
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- You're sure?
- Yea, its fine.
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- You like?
- Mm...
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Are you Mr. Doad?
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Mm, yes... no, I'm Todd, Todd Anderson.
Western Novelty.
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- I sent a car, but you were not there. - I didn't
see it, I had to take one of those taxi go-kart thingy.
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So sorry for the inconvenience.
I'm sorry, please to meet you, Mr. Doad.
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I'm Purohit Narsimacharaya Virajnarianan,
but you can call me Puro.
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- Puro?
- Puro, I'll take you to your hotel, please come.
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Sir... Sir, please come back, I'm here.
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I'm waiting for you, good day, good night,
good morning... please come.
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You like India?
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Bombay is a little crazy, but Gharapuri
looks different... a little cleaner.
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Bombay is terrible... terrible,
Gharapuri is very clean.
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- You have a business card, Mr. Doad?
- It's Todd, please call me Todd.
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Executive Vice-president of Marketing and
Order fulfillment. Very impressive.
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Not as impressive as it sound.
What I really do, is sell kitsch to rednecks.
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Now I train some other schmuck to do it.
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- May I ask a question?
- Yea, go ahead.
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Would you kindly be telling me,
what is kitsch, and what is redneck, and what is schmuck?
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Kitsch is garbage that people buy.
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- And Redneck basically means farmer.
- Farmer?
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and a schmuck?
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That means like a nice guy... you're the person
I'm gonna train? I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.
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I'm so fortunate to be learning the way of
American business from you, Mr. Doad.
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Todd please... call me Todd.
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- Your first trip to India?
- Yes
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Some foreigners who come here,
do not experience it well.
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But I can tell, you are of a different breed.
A very good traveler.
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Strong, and ready for anything, and everything.
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Thats very kind of you, why do you say that?
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Most foreigners cannot eat cola
without becoming very ill.
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How far is the hotel?
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Your reservation is for the Gharapuri Palace
Hotel, but that place is very lonely.
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I'll take you to Aunt Ji's guesthouse, she will take
care of you better, then your own real mother.
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No, actually, I just like to go to my hotel,
I'm tired, and I...
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Please, I insist, we go to Aunt Ji.
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She has a very good garden, most
excellent Indian cook... very hygienic.
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You won't be lonely there, I'm telling you.
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OK, fine... I'll check it out, just make it quick.
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Yes, schmuck.
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There, please come, please come.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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- You must be tired from your trip from Bombay.
- No, no, no, we're just here to look.
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Look, look... I have some tea freshly made,
especially for you only.
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- And what is your good name?
- My good name?
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- This is Mr. Doad to you, fresh from America.
- Oh... Mr. Doad, how sweet.
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Please come in, please... come in...
come in.
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Thank you.
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So... Mr. Doad.
What does your father do?
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What is it you're selling?
Are you married?
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No, I'm not married.
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Ah... you have a girlfriend, hmm?
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No, I did, but we broke up a
couple of month ago.
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Why break up?
You should be married.
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Well a... she wanted to start a family
and I wasnt quite ready yet.
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Not yet? My god.
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You're old enough to be a grandfather.
What're you waiting for, ha?
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Just eat. Very nice.
Fresh.
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That's good.
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What?
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Sir, you should not place the hand that
has been in your mouth, back in the food.
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And a... you should not eat with your left hand.
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In India, we eat with the right hand.
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- Left hand is considered to be...
- Dirt...
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- Unclean.
- Unclean, unclean yes.
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Why?
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Why...
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OK...
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That's great. OK.
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That's good, thank you... thank you.
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We work from 6 in the evening to
6 in the morning. Daytime in America.
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- Thats unscrupulous, aren't you tired?
- No, no, no, we are accustom to the problem by now.
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Is it true that... when I'm manager...
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- I'm going to earn 500.000 rupee a year?
- Thats what they told you.
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Because of my future salary, I'm now
engaged to Bageshy Sasubude.
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Bagy who?
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Watch the...
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She's cute.
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She's more beautiful than Ashwe Naray.
I've loved her all my life.
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I could never think of marrying her until,
Western Novelty hired me for 500.000 rupees.
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Are you kidding me, this is it?
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There's no office, to rent in Gharapuri,
so we had to build one.
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This is outsourcing all the real estate,
in Bombay, Madras, Bangalore...
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even Gharapuri, so we had to build one.
Please come.
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This here is the supervisor.
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And here we have the agent division.
They work very hard.
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Its OK.
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And because of America,
we have different time zones.
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Seattle, New York, Chicago
and India.
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Puro, what is that?
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Oh, this?
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This is our MPI monitor,
Minute Per Incident.
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This is going to go up on the wall.
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This is the average time our
agents solve the calls in.
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What? Oh, that just a cow,
must have wandered in. One minute.
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Don't worry Mr. Doad, we are fully operational.
We have state of the art computers...
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digital phone lines, optical modems, everything.
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- Mr. Doad, are you OK?
- I have a cramp.
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The cola.
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Oh god.
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- One rupee.
- Not a good time.
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- One rupee.
- Tomorrow.
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- Only one rupee.
- I don't have a rupee
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- Please.
- Is that all you can say?
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Hungry, only 1 rupee.
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All right.
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Now leave me alone, alright.
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No, no, no, don't touch.
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- Hey...
- Yea...
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- What're you doing?
- Downstairs... bathroom... no problem.
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Oh... no toilet paper.
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Hello everyone... I'm Todd Anderson
from Western Novelty...
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and I'm here to help integrate
you into our business.
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Now, I gotta tell you, this centre numbers
are nowhere near what they should be.
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and based on the stompers complaints,
we've been having, it's a cultural thing.
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Basically, you people need to learn about
Americans, its all about bringing down the MPI.
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Things go faster if the customer feel they're
talking to a native English speaker.
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But we are native English speakers.
English is the official language of our government.
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You got it from the British, and so did we.
We just speak it differently.
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We say 'internet',
and you say 'innernet'.
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Fair enough, thats exactly my point,
I'm asking you to say 'innernet'.
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Next time you're on a call, try to listen
carefully to the customer's pronunciation...
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the slang, small talk, try to learn from them.
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Learn about America.
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- Sir?
- Yes? You are?
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- Marmite.
- Manmeet.
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No, Manite, what I want to know is,
what is 'small talk'.
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Oh, you know, thats like,
'How you doing today'.
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How's the weather in Arizona?
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- You can talk about sports.
- Like cricket?
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Never mind, forget sports, you wanna sound American.
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If anyone ask where you're located,
just say 'Chicago', hm.
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- Try that.
- Chicago.
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OK, when you make the 'a' sound,
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Hold your nose, to flatten
the vowel like 'Chicago'.
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'Chicago'.
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Thats great, and if anyone ask
how the weather is, say 'windy'.
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- Yes, you are?
- Asha, sir.
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Isn't that a little dishonest?
I mean I'm not gonna lie.
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I'm not in Chicago, I'm in Gharapuri.
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If I have to do this job, I was told that
I would be selling products to a customer...
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on the telephone, I did not know we
had to be deceptive.
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- A lot of Americans are upset about outsourcing.
- But sir, most of the products they're buying are made in China.
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OK, we're almost back, we'll continue
this tomorrow, thank you.
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It says 'made in China'.
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Ouch... don't touch me, don't touch me!
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Go away... I'm serious.
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Good morning, Mr. Doad.
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You had a long night, huh?
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What?
You look like you have no energy.
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- You must go to sleep.
- No, I will.
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First you eat.
You're looking sick.
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No, thank you, I can't.
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Mr. Doad, you want to meet a nice Indian girl?
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No, no, thank you, I'm just...
I'm really not interested.
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Are you... homosexual?
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Excuse me?
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- You like Indian boy, not Indian girl?
- No.
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No!
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Oh, god no, thank you, I can't eat a thing.
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You must eat, you showing up much to skinny,
enjoy it will be hot.
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Maybe tomorrow, I just need to get some air.
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Tomorrow?
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- When is this glass coming?
- It is coming presently, sir.
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Is the volume always this low?
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- This is low?
- Well yes, you're obviously not riding on all the callers yet.
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Why is the MPI so bad? At 12 minutes per
incidents, we're losing money on every call.
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Bad?... When I started it was 15,
I brought it down to 12.
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This place is a disaster, if we don't get it down
to 6, I'll be stuck in India for the rest of my life.
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- We'll get the MPI down, no problem.
- Don't say no problem, when it is a problem.
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If we don't get it down to 6, you'll never get a
promotion and you'll never get to marry whats her face.
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- Who's face sir?
- Your girlfriend, Bagy Swami, whatever her name is.
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Everyone, please work harder, faster. OK?
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Ok, what else?
Yes, Manmeet.
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I do not understand item H403.
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H403, ah... yea, a lot of Americans
wear this to sporting events.
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But why, sir?
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It's hard to explain, they just do...
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- I do not understand the purpose of A221.
- A221.
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Thats a burger brand.
Americans eat a lot of beef...
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and some people like to burn their initials into
their food, with a red hot iron before they eat it.
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- Why?
- That's a cow brand.
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You know, the thing you use, to burn
a symbol into a cow.
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In America, that's how you keep track
of your cows, is branding.
00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:28.677
- With a red hot iron?
- Yeah.
00:27:28.800 --> 00:27:31.553
But, a... wouldn't the cow run away?
00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:38.199
Oh, no, we only do it to baby cows, when
they're small enough, to... hold them down.
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:45.672
- Yes, Asha?
- A suggestion, Mr. Todd?
00:27:45.800 --> 00:27:49.509
- Go ahead.
- You need to learn about India.
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:04.470
Hey, its Todd... I'll be out of the country
for a few days, so leave a message...
00:28:04.600 --> 00:28:06.750
You have no messages.
00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:13.753
Are you still there?
You have no messages.
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:13.277
I told you, its my grandson's
first day at school...
00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:17.598
I want to get him some supplies, but I'm not
sure what kids need these days.
00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:20.871
- Perhaps some rubbers, ma'am.
- What did you say?
00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:25.755
I mean... if you have a pencil,
you need some rubbers.
00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:29.839
OK... who can tell me,
what was wrong with this call?
00:29:32.760 --> 00:29:35.354
It's not a 'rubber'... it's an 'eraser'.
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:39.268
- No, sir, this is a rubber.
- No, its an eraser.
00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:41.789
'Rubber' means condom.
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:44.957
- You mean like a 'flat'?
- They call it an 'apartment'.
00:29:45.080 --> 00:29:49.790
No, a condom... birth control.
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:52.150
Does it work?
00:30:34.120 --> 00:30:36.349
- This is Dave.
- Hi Dave
00:30:36.915 --> 00:30:39.410
I just saw your numbers, you do realize
you're not on vacation over there?
00:30:39.745 --> 00:30:40.958
Yeah, I gotta come here for vacation.
00:30:41.080 --> 00:30:44.139
Unless you're planning on taking up residence,
you better get the ball rolling.
00:30:44.312 --> 00:30:46.516
Yeah, thats why I'm calling
actually...
00:30:46.551 --> 00:30:51.474
- An MPI in the 6's is not realistic.
- I didn't say in the 6's Todd, I said get it down to 6.
00:30:51.600 --> 00:30:56.230
6,59 is not 6, its 7, you need to get it down to 6.0
00:30:56.360 --> 00:30:58.112
You're kidding me? We had a deal.
00:30:58.240 --> 00:31:01.516
Seattle agents calls, getting offline on Sunday.
Expect a bump in calls on.
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:04.996
You know what a 6 is in the industry.
Anything below 7. Thats the definition
00:31:05.120 --> 00:31:09.875
Don't you read you contract?
We said get it down to 6, I'm holding it at 6.
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:12.389
Dave, you're a corporate slime ball.
00:31:12.520 --> 00:31:17.071
Watch it Todd, you lose your stock options,
and you'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.509
- Dave...
- I gotta go
00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:04.672
Julie?... Hey, its me.
00:32:04.800 --> 00:32:09.078
Yeah... how you doing?
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:11.509
Just wanted to check in and say hi.
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:18.158
Oh nothing... just wanted to hear your voice.
00:32:18.280 --> 00:32:20.271
I miss you.
00:32:22.080 --> 00:32:24.640
Oh, I know, I'm sorry, did I wake you?
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:32.959
Yeah, I know... I know.
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:39.155
Is somebody there?
00:32:52.180 --> 00:32:53.955
Money...
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.150
Cheeseburger.
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:20.179
How much to take me to Bombay?
To Bhagat Singh Road, right now?
00:33:20.180 --> 00:33:26.349
Oh no sir, Bombay is too far, it will use too much
petrol, it will damage my car, its impossible.
00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:29.711
- OK, 6000 rupees.
- Don't sweat it, I'm gonna expense it.
00:33:29.840 --> 00:33:33.389
- OK sir, 5000 rupees and not a rupee less.
- Whatever.
00:33:33.520 --> 00:33:38.514
OK, my deal is that, sir! I'll take you
to Bombay for 4000 rupees.
00:33:54.360 --> 00:33:56.316
Hello sir... how may I help you?
00:33:56.440 --> 00:34:01.833
- I like two cheeseburgers, a large fries...
- Sorry, but we don't have cheeseburgers here, sir.
00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:04.428
What?... I thought this is McDonald's?
00:34:04.560 --> 00:34:08.438
Sorry, sir... this is MacDonnells.
00:34:08.560 --> 00:34:13.588
Get the Maharaja veggie burger.
Its as close as you gonna get.
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:16.871
I came all the way from Gharapuri
for a cheeseburger.
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:22.074
You know they have a real McDonald's in
Gharapuri, you still can't get a cheeseburger.
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:27.552
You know what INDIA stands for, don't you?
00:34:27.679 --> 00:34:31.434
'I'll Never Do It Again'
00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:37.077
Did you hear about the guy who
outsource his old job?
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:39.873
He writes code in San Francisco...
makes 70 grand a year...
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:43.036
so he hires a guy in Bangalore
to do his job for 12 grand.
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:45.210
His boss thinks he's telecommunicating.
00:34:45.313 --> 00:34:48.733
He's got so much free time, he's thinking
about getting another job just like it.
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:54.068
We've got Indian doctors, reading American X-rays.
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:58.113
Lawyers, writing briefs, I'm in customer service.
00:34:58.240 --> 00:35:00.754
- Me too.
- So, how long you're here for?
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:05.158
- I have to get my MPI under a flat 6.
- Not in India.
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:11.150
Not unless you hire the accent neutral, that
work for me, all you can hope for here is an 8.
00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:15.478
- I can't go home till I get a 6.
- Well, you better find yourself a wife then.
00:35:15.794 --> 00:35:16.821
She'll call me 'Doad'.
00:35:17.094 --> 00:35:20.682
- What?
- My name is Todd, everyone says' Doad
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:25.877
Listen here, Todd.
Just a word of advice.
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:29.709
I remember feeling, like you do.
I was resisting India.
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:33.071
Once I gave in,
I did much better.
00:35:51.880 --> 00:35:57.113
I don't understand?
What's so difficult about this order?
00:35:57.240 --> 00:36:00.357
Pink over the blue, and I wanna stay
away from the horizontal stripes.
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:03.790
- And may I ask you, are you married, ma'am?
- Married? No.
00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:05.512
Oh really?
00:36:05.640 --> 00:36:11.317
- Look buddy, I assure you, I'm in Chicago.
- Yeah, right.
00:36:12.720 --> 00:36:14.438
Oh god.
00:36:14.560 --> 00:36:18.030
Puro, where have you been?
Things are going crazy here.
00:36:18.160 --> 00:36:21.232
How can you be even... wandering off,
You're suppose to be coaching these people.
00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:25.672
Maduri is having a nervous breakdown, and
Manmeet hits, on every women who calls.
00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:29.076
And... where is the glass to this god damn office?
00:36:29.200 --> 00:36:31.589
I'm sorry sir... very sorry.
00:36:31.720 --> 00:36:34.109
The glass is coming presently.
00:36:34.240 --> 00:36:37.038
What's all this?
00:36:37.160 --> 00:36:40.152
For you sir, you don't look well.
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:45.434
This food helps with your stomach, Aunt Ji made
it for you, okay for you to eat, no problem.
00:36:46.060 --> 00:36:50.396
- Well...
- What sir?
00:36:51.120 --> 00:36:54.556
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:24.638
- Mr. Doad... stop!.
- Puro?
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:30.153
I'm very sorry, I should have told you this earlier,
you should not wear good clothes on this day.
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:32.316
Watch out!
00:38:36.080 --> 00:38:42.269
I'm very sorry, Mr. Doad, you should not have
worn good clothes on this day of holy.
00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:43.913
Come on now.
00:38:46.160 --> 00:38:48.913
- Holy what?
- Just Holy.
00:38:49.040 --> 00:38:53.352
Celebration of color, changing of season.
I didn't think you dressed already.
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:58.600
Don't worry, I have this, I'll protect you.
Come with me, come... come.
00:39:07.200 --> 00:39:09.475
Come, Mr. Doad, come.
00:39:27.880 --> 00:39:31.395
Oh... no...
Mr. Doad... are you OK?
00:39:33.120 --> 00:39:36.657
- Give me one of those.
- Ok... here.
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:45.119
- Oh... thats a good shot.
- I used to play baseball in college.
00:39:45.240 --> 00:39:49.199
- You like cricket, huh... a very boring game, huh?
- Give me another.
00:39:55.640 --> 00:39:59.428
Happy Holy... come, Mr. Doad.
00:40:22.540 --> 00:40:23.951
Happy Holy...
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:40.351
Any calls?
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:56.076
Need a pen?
00:42:00.120 --> 00:42:03.874
Pick any one you want.
No, no, not all...
00:42:08.720 --> 00:42:11.917
It's pretty good.
00:42:12.040 --> 00:42:15.953
- Oh, my god, we must go, we're late.
- We can't go like this.
00:42:16.080 --> 00:42:19.868
No problem, I'll take care of it on the way.
Come, come, quickly.
00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:36.153
- Sorry, somebody had to...
- No, thank you.
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:39.477
Sorry we're late... Holy.
00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:45.558
- Sorry... thank you, Asha.
- Thank you sir.
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:02.030
Thank you very much.
Thank you for shopping with Western Novelty.
00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:18.595
Before everyone takes off, I just...
I like to call a little meeting.
00:43:18.720 --> 00:43:24.033
I wanna apology to all of you, especially Asha.
She was right.
00:43:24.160 --> 00:43:26.116
I'd need to learn about India.
00:43:26.240 --> 00:43:29.676
- Sir, there's no need to...
- No, wait. Let me finish please.
00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:33.952
Our first mistake, is trying to run this, like an
American office. So I wanna ask you...
00:43:34.080 --> 00:43:37.868
How can do we do things differently, what would
make your work day a more positive experience.
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:39.399
Yes, Sanjay?
00:43:39.520 --> 00:43:43.832
Sir... may I bring in my family
pictures, for my desk?
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:47.111
Yes, bring pictures of them all,
I wanna see the whole family.
00:43:47.240 --> 00:43:50.710
What else?
Krishna?
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:56.153
- Sir, may I bring murti's for my desk?
- Murti's? Absolutely, whatever those are, I want...
00:43:56.154 --> 00:44:00.717
anyone can bring whatever they want to make this space their own, as long as it doesnt get in the way of work.
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:03.438
- Maduri?
- Sir...
00:44:03.660 --> 00:44:07.753
Puro said that, we must wear only
western clothes to do western business.
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:09.677
Wear, whatever you want.
00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:15.068
- What is your good name?
- I'm Rani, sir.
00:44:15.200 --> 00:44:19.239
Sir, would it be possible, to get a
discount on Western Novelty products?
00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:21.828
Is there something unparticular,
you were interested in?
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:28.035
- Sir, number D100... astrology placemats.
- You want those cheesy things?
00:44:28.160 --> 00:44:31.152
I'm sure... I could get you a set for free.
00:44:34.020 --> 00:44:37.949
- Ah... yes?
- What about the ceramic basket?
00:44:38.080 --> 00:44:42.154
You guys want this stuff?
You like the Western you're selling?
00:44:42.155 --> 00:44:46.431
- Yea... yea.
- Alright... alright, here is what we'll do.
00:44:46.560 --> 00:44:50.473
I'll call the Company, and I'll ask them to ship us a
collection of the most popular items in the catalogue.
00:44:50.600 --> 00:44:55.958
Whoever improves their MPI the most, on a
given day, can get their pick in merchandise.
00:44:56.080 --> 00:45:00.471
Alright, great job everyone.
Thank you.
00:45:12.520 --> 00:45:13.919
What is that?
00:45:14.040 --> 00:45:18.318
Massala, rock salt, cumin, chili pepper,
makes it better.
00:45:24.080 --> 00:45:27.038
- Nice?
- Oh wow!
00:45:30.548 --> 00:45:31.599
OK.
00:45:32.200 --> 00:45:35.715
You know when I was young, Holy was the
favorite day of the year.
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:37.409
I used to await it eagerly.
00:45:37.868 --> 00:45:39.697
For me, it was Halloween.
You know Halloween?
00:45:39.732 --> 00:45:44.873
The costumes? My mom used to make
these great homemade costumes...
00:45:45.080 --> 00:45:48.470
Its funny, I should think about my parents.
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:54.074
- You miss them?. Of course.
- When I'm home, I don't miss them at all.
00:45:54.200 --> 00:45:57.670
- Do you see them?
- Not much, hardly ever.
00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:00.633
- You don't live with your parents?
- No...
00:46:00.660 --> 00:46:04.992
No, they live in Yakima...
Which is about 2 hours away.
00:46:05.120 --> 00:46:07.111
But you see them every week?
00:46:07.240 --> 00:46:09.435
No, a few times a year.
00:46:09.560 --> 00:46:13.269
But why? They're so close.
00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:15.072
I don't know.
00:46:15.200 --> 00:46:18.476
Some things I don't understand
about American life.
00:46:18.600 --> 00:46:21.353
You don't live with your parents...
Strange.
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:26.429
Another thing... you hate your boss,
and you don't like this country, hmm?
00:46:26.560 --> 00:46:30.269
Why not choose something else... hmm?
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:32.960
I don't know how to explain it.
00:46:33.080 --> 00:46:37.232
I my world, it just make sense
to work your ass off...
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:42.673
and go into credit card debt,
so you can have that 50 inch plasma...
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:46.435
You like the HDSI or the Digiblack?
Which one?
00:46:49.040 --> 00:46:52.715
They're both good.
00:47:57.880 --> 00:48:01.793
Todd sir, thats my family.
00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:03.911
That's impressive.
00:48:09.720 --> 00:48:12.598
Asha... could you come here please?
00:48:22.160 --> 00:48:27.359
Ok, here's the deal... youre the best we have,
and I've seen you giving advice to the others.
00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:31.234
After I leave, Puro going
to need an assistant-manager.
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:37.071
Now. We have to get the MPI to 6,0.
Can you help us?
00:48:37.200 --> 00:48:39.953
Of course.
00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:46.915
You think... she can do it?
00:48:47.040 --> 00:48:49.634
I think Asha can do anything.
00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:53.958
Congratulation on your promotion, you only have to
step in on calls, when someone is really in trouble.
00:48:54.080 --> 00:48:56.514
Puro, you wanna, get her started?
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.675
- You know about this?
- Yes, sir.
00:49:16.240 --> 00:49:21.314
- Western Novelty, Gharapuri.
- What the hell is wrong with you, Todd? You trying to bankrupt us?
00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:26.309
- What are you talking about? You've seen the MPI?
- I'm talking about this request to ship hundred of our products to India.
00:49:26.440 --> 00:49:29.238
The agents can see the products online,
They don't need to fondle them.
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:32.477
Actually they do, its an incentive.
They need to understand what they're selling.
00:49:32.600 --> 00:49:35.050
So promise them this time.
Alright.
00:49:35.255 --> 00:49:37.160
The freight got held up by
a shipping delay at customs.
00:49:37.195 --> 00:49:39.355
- You've got to think bottom line.
- I am...
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:45.157
thats why I wanna introduce our products to
a potentially new market of over a billion people.
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:48.909
- Are you there?
- I'll overnight it to you.
00:49:57.080 --> 00:49:58.798
Its working.
00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:04.797
Your intended program is a very good idea, sir.
I'm learning so much from you.
00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:07.593
I can't believe you're so excited
about these tacky stuff.
00:50:07.720 --> 00:50:11.030
Tacky? What is tacky?
00:50:11.160 --> 00:50:14.436
Oh... uh... tacky is like...
00:50:17.560 --> 00:50:19.596
Oh... never mind.
00:50:27.240 --> 00:50:29.739
Hey...
00:50:29.740 --> 00:50:33.115
I've noticed that everyone signed up for
the incentive program except you.
00:50:33.116 --> 00:50:34.792
Don't you want anything?
00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:37.912
What would I do with this?
I'm a vegetarian.
00:50:40.440 --> 00:50:43.989
I'm voting for carrots.
00:50:44.120 --> 00:50:49.399
You American have more choices than anyone
in the world, why would you choose this?
00:50:49.520 --> 00:50:52.592
Actually... I got mine in red.
00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:02.233
Uphold the town..
00:51:02.836 --> 00:51:03.887
Hello.
00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:07.839
You...
Sorry.
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:13.239
With all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all
the world, she had to walk into mine.
00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:19.436
You know how to whistle don't you?
Just put your lips together, and blow.
00:51:19.560 --> 00:51:22.233
Shut up, just shut up.
You had me in the (?).
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:26.592
My mama always said.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
00:51:26.720 --> 00:51:30.395
I have one word for you.
Plastics.
00:51:33.600 --> 00:51:35.318
Are you talking to me?
00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:40.116
No, see now, its not 'are you talking to me?'
Its 'you talkin' to me?'.
00:51:40.240 --> 00:51:43.118
This are called reductions.
American use them all the time.
00:51:43.240 --> 00:51:48.575
'Got to go' becomes 'gotta go', 'would you'
becomes 'woud'y', they jam those words together.
00:51:48.576 --> 00:51:51.558
OK, try it again.
Maybe with more voracity, this time.
00:51:53.500 --> 00:51:55.915
Your talking to me?
00:51:56.715 --> 00:51:58.915
You talkin' to me?
00:51:59.200 --> 00:52:02.715
Wow... thats very nice.
I believe it.
00:52:04.240 --> 00:52:07.277
OK, who else is ready to go?
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:09.579
- Now we have something for you.
- What?
00:52:09.580 --> 00:52:13.678
You will do a dance from an India movie
You will be Salman Khan.
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:17.429
- No. Wait
- Come on, dance... dance.
00:52:19.080 --> 00:52:21.796
- Oh... no, no, no...
- Its very simple...
00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:25.271
I can't do that.
00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:34.511
Come on, Toad... dance.
Don't let me down.
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:17.596
You ironed my underwear?
00:53:17.720 --> 00:53:21.474
Of course... doesn't your mother?
00:53:25.720 --> 00:53:29.998
Yeah. I'm not sure, what she's referring to,
but that part doesn't actually require batteries.
00:53:30.120 --> 00:53:34.671
Mr. Todd, Mr. Puro, we have a problem.
00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:38.349
The shipment from Western Novelty
has gone to the wrong city.
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:39.879
What?... Where did it go?
00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:41.999
They didn't write down the pin number, so...
00:53:42.034 --> 00:53:44.241
now they send the entire shipment
to the other Gharapuri.
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:47.358
Oh great.
There's another Gharapuri?
00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:50.438
3 hours drive... maybe 6?
Depending on traffic.
00:53:50.560 --> 00:53:53.393
And they will have to take a
ferry from there.
00:53:53.520 --> 00:53:55.636
Its an island?
00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:59.614
And there happens to be a 114 MG
Road in the other Gharapuri?
00:53:59.940 --> 00:54:01.965
Every town in India has an MG Road.
00:54:02.406 --> 00:54:04.762
Its stands for Mahatma Gandhi.
He was the father of our nation.
00:54:04.897 --> 00:54:07.319
- Right... okay, can you take care of this?
- No problem.
00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:12.195
But first I must sleep for 2 hours, so I can come
back for the interviews of the new agents.
00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:15.884
- Then I must make sure, my mother gets to the hospital.
- Never mind... I'll go.
00:54:16.401 --> 00:54:17.905
If we lose the incentive, everything falls apart.
00:54:18.297 --> 00:54:20.180
But someone should go with you.
00:54:20.416 --> 00:54:22.447
If we leave now,
we can get back before night.
00:54:22.520 --> 00:54:26.479
- You want to go with him?
- Well, I'm the future assistant-manager.
00:54:26.600 --> 00:54:28.591
Right?
00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:42.316
I'm pretty sure there is a painting of her in my room.
I feels like she following me around.
00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:46.115
That's Kali, the goddess of destruction.
00:54:48.600 --> 00:54:51.990
Why would you want the goddess
of destruction in your car?
00:54:52.120 --> 00:54:54.400
Well, sometime destruction is a good thing.
00:54:54.942 --> 00:54:57.221
She ends one cycle, so a new one can begin.
00:54:58.200 --> 00:55:02.034
- Why don't you ask her for something?
- Alright.
00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:06.917
Destroy something for me, so I'll understand.
00:55:36.640 --> 00:55:41.111
We have to a... get a ferry, and he'll wait here for us.
00:55:54.280 --> 00:55:57.795
Oh my god, look... her hat.
00:55:57.920 --> 00:56:01.959
Thats our product... Western item D334.
00:56:02.080 --> 00:56:06.119
Wow, I never actually seen one on of
our customer in the flesh before.
00:56:06.240 --> 00:56:09.869
- Whats with all the tourist?
- Oh, some famous cave.
00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:12.798
It doesn't feel like India any more.
00:56:16.520 --> 00:56:19.034
I could do it, you know.
00:56:19.160 --> 00:56:23.392
- Do what?
- Your accent... if I had to, I could do it.
00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:28.312
'I'll take one of them cheese head hats. '
00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:33.033
Yeah Madam, no problem...
we do have them cheese heads.
00:56:33.361 --> 00:56:34.737
What size do you want to purchase?
00:56:34.760 --> 00:56:38.514
Youre not one of them outsourcer, are you?
Whats your name?
00:56:38.640 --> 00:56:42.235
My name is Larry.
May I kindly have your credit number?
00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:45.272
If you're American?
What's our national bird.
00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:48.437
Oh yeah. Its a big vulture with a big white head.
00:56:48.560 --> 00:56:50.676
Let me speak to your supervisor?
00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:54.110
Certainly sir... hello, I'm the supervisor,
how may I be helping you?
00:56:54.240 --> 00:56:56.465
You sound just like the other guy.
00:56:56.742 --> 00:57:00.268
No sir. Some of us do sounds alike.
There are over 1 billion of us, you know.
00:57:03.400 --> 00:57:06.358
Thats... terrible.
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:55.859
Nice... I guess we can let him keep his table.
00:57:56.172 --> 00:57:57.954
How we gonna get it back to the ferry?
00:58:16.600 --> 00:58:19.239
- Whats that?
- It's a temple.
00:58:22.120 --> 00:58:26.113
- A temple for what?
- Shiva Lingam.
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:32.880
Whats a Lingam?
00:58:33.000 --> 00:58:35.719
Well... you know...
00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:40.513
the male... part.
00:58:43.840 --> 00:58:47.230
Hey, Todd, Todd, if you're going in,
take off your shoes.
00:58:57.360 --> 00:59:00.397
Is this... the male part?
00:59:00.520 --> 00:59:03.512
It's a symbol of creation.
00:59:03.640 --> 00:59:07.838
- And the... female part?
- Yea, they go together.
00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:15.437
You see, Shiva was a very powerful god, and he grew
tired of the cycle of life, death and reincarnation.
00:59:15.560 --> 00:59:20.846
So, he decided to give up the pleasures of life,
and he smeared his body in ash.
00:59:21.418 --> 00:59:22.837
- Ash?
- Yes
00:59:22.872 --> 00:59:26.630
And he didn't eat, or drink, or indulge,
in any physical pleasure.
00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:30.639
And this created a terrible fire within him.
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:32.671
Well... sure.
00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:38.636
And that transformed him, in to a blazing lingam,
which threaten to destroy all creation.
00:59:40.760 --> 00:59:45.197
The other gods didn't know what to do,
so a Yoni appeared, as a goddess.
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:48.517
And she absorbed the terrible heat.
00:59:48.640 --> 00:59:53.436
Restoring balance to the world, and
saving the universe from destruction.
00:59:56.511 --> 00:59:57.338
Wow.
00:59:58.243 --> 00:59:59.188
Close call.
01:00:02.640 --> 01:00:05.759
- Do you want a mango?
- Sure.
01:00:14.680 --> 01:00:17.353
Have you ever eaten a mango before?
01:00:17.480 --> 01:00:19.550
First time, it's great.
01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:23.791
Eat it like this.
01:00:28.680 --> 01:00:30.511
Hello, sir.
01:00:32.520 --> 01:00:35.353
You needing nice room?
01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:37.914
Need a room, no... we're taking the ferry.
01:00:38.040 --> 01:00:43.273
The ferry's not happening, I'll get
you last room, very good price.
01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:47.029
- The ferry is not happening?
- Yeah... ferry is blowing up.
01:00:47.160 --> 01:00:51.438
You staying here, I get you really nice room, sir.
01:00:51.560 --> 01:00:55.030
Thats right.
'Ferry's blowing up. '
01:01:03.760 --> 01:01:09.630
Sir, I gave you last hotel room on island.
For very special price.
01:01:15.600 --> 01:01:17.397
Go on, sir.
01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:28.179
Welcome, sir... welcome.
01:01:28.200 --> 01:01:34.548
Good afternoon.
I guess we'll take... two standard rooms.
01:01:34.680 --> 01:01:38.070
No sir, no standard rooms.
I'm very sorry sir.
01:01:38.200 --> 01:01:41.988
- Two deluxe rooms.
- Unfortunately sir, deluxe rooms are already taken.
01:01:42.120 --> 01:01:44.680
We have only one room available, sir.
01:01:46.480 --> 01:01:50.996
- The luxury suite?
- No sir, the luxury suite is not available.
01:01:51.120 --> 01:01:55.193
But we only have one room available,
and the foreigners are very happy, sir.
01:02:19.520 --> 01:02:22.671
OK, thats good.
01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:24.518
Yea, thats great.
01:02:24.640 --> 01:02:27.632
- Yea... thank you sir, thats fine.
- Give him money.
01:02:28.880 --> 01:02:33.476
Ah... sir, thats enough.
Thats good.
01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:38.994
OK, thank you, thanks for everything.
01:02:46.560 --> 01:02:50.348
Well, this is... incredibly awkward.
01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:52.948
Why you're surprised?
01:02:53.080 --> 01:02:54.458
Oh, this is my fault?
01:02:55.379 --> 01:02:57.555
Of course, it's your fault,
You asked Kali to destroy something.
01:02:57.590 --> 01:03:00.404
Its not a joke. She blew up the
ferry and now we're stuck here.
01:03:00.653 --> 01:03:02.808
You told me too, you said
sometimes destruction can be good.
01:03:02.849 --> 01:03:04.091
How can this be a good thing?
01:03:04.418 --> 01:03:07.568
How can I tell my parents, that I spent
the night with you at the Kama sutra Hotel.
01:03:07.603 --> 01:03:09.470
Well, I'm not gonna tell them.
01:03:09.600 --> 01:03:15.011
Your standing downstairs at reception desk, and
that sleazy guy's saying this room's not available...
01:03:15.040 --> 01:03:17.158
and that room's not available, and you just say... Oh.
01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:18.838
Why didn't you say anything?
01:03:19.134 --> 01:03:20.972
Why didn't you say anything?
I don't know how this country works.
01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:23.761
You know, I can't even talk to you with
that stupid mango all over your face.
01:03:24.116 --> 01:03:26.089
I don't have mango all over my face.
01:03:26.124 --> 01:03:29.012
- Its all over your face.
- Is it?
01:03:29.013 --> 01:03:30.512
Yeah.
01:03:34.560 --> 01:03:36.437
I can't see anything.
01:03:38.320 --> 01:03:40.231
Help me out, I can't...
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:15.232
'The deer and the hare. '
01:04:16.880 --> 01:04:19.952
'It's the coupling of the swans. '
01:04:26.440 --> 01:04:30.797
Oh my god...
'The monkey pulls the turnip. '
01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:35.153
- No, that's... that is impossible.
- Come on, let's try it.
01:04:35.213 --> 01:04:36.764
- No!.
- Yeah, let's try it!
01:04:36.765 --> 01:04:38.903
- You said I should learn about India.
- No!
01:04:45.240 --> 01:04:48.277
Todd, no one must know about this.
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:50.212
It must be our secret.
01:04:50.346 --> 01:04:53.101
We stayed in different rooms, in different
hotels, and nothing happened.
01:04:53.336 --> 01:04:55.956
Of course, I understand.
01:05:13.760 --> 01:05:15.955
Here, listen to this.
01:05:16.080 --> 01:05:17.957
Press that.
01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:25.112
So now when I call you, you'll have
your own official Bollywood ringtone.
01:05:25.240 --> 01:05:27.998
Its part of your continuing
education in India.
01:05:28.178 --> 01:05:29.010
Thanks
01:05:34.680 --> 01:05:38.229
Well, have a good afternoon, Miss Asha.
01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:40.954
I'll see you at work, Mr. Doad.
01:05:51.440 --> 01:05:54.034
Hey... Kid!
01:06:00.520 --> 01:06:04.195
That's for you to draw... paint.
01:06:10.820 --> 01:06:13.995
- Hello...
- Hey!
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:19.031
You see that?
Unbelievable.
01:06:22.760 --> 01:06:26.435
Mr. Todd, please go to line 15,
we have a problem.
01:06:30.060 --> 01:06:33.935
- Hi.
- Hi.
01:06:34.200 --> 01:06:37.656
- Is this an empty line?
- Yes.
01:06:37.680 --> 01:06:41.116
- Hello.
- Very nice to chat with you.
01:06:41.240 --> 01:06:43.595
You said there was a problem?.
01:06:43.720 --> 01:06:46.774
Yes sir... the problem is I have
to sit 3 feet away from you...
01:06:46.948 --> 01:06:48.427
and I can't come any closer.
01:06:50.123 --> 01:06:51.888
Yes, that is a problem...
01:06:52.190 --> 01:06:53.998
perhaps we can solve that after work?
01:06:54.720 --> 01:06:56.711
I'm afraid, that might not be possible.
01:06:56.840 --> 01:07:00.628
But, perhaps if we leave separately and
go to the market, we could meet there.
01:07:00.961 --> 01:07:02.207
Well ma'am...
01:07:02.371 --> 01:07:06.422
I have to say, your perfume is driving me crazy,
is there any way we can expedite this order?
01:07:06.920 --> 01:07:09.832
May I correct you, sir...
It is not perfume, it is cardamom...
01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:13.551
We live next to a spice merchant,
and he grinds cardamom all day...
01:07:13.566 --> 01:07:15.048
it gets in to all our clothes.
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:18.912
I... like it.
01:07:19.040 --> 01:07:22.915
I... 'm glad you like it, sir.
01:07:24.240 --> 01:07:27.994
You're lucky he doesn't sell garlic.
01:07:31.600 --> 01:07:34.068
Yes I am, sir.
01:07:58.280 --> 01:08:03.593
My neighbor is buying cabbages over there.
Come with me.
01:08:11.640 --> 01:08:14.791
I think we're Ok now.
01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:17.593
Don't touch me, not in public.
01:08:17.720 --> 01:08:22.002
- But... I can help you down the stairs.
- Thanks.
01:08:26.040 --> 01:08:30.397
The MPI is almost down to 6...
I have to leave soon.
01:08:30.520 --> 01:08:32.988
I know... Puro told me.
01:08:34.720 --> 01:08:36.870
What'd you think about...
01:08:37.000 --> 01:08:39.798
living in the US?
01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:43.125
I would miss my parents, it would be too hard.
01:08:43.308 --> 01:08:44.631
Have you ever thought, about living here?
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:47.408
Here?... a, yea...
01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:51.558
I would, but I think, I'd miss my
hot dog toaster too much.
01:08:53.399 --> 01:08:57.496
- We're close.
- You think so?... How close?
01:08:57.819 --> 01:09:01.078
- Oh... I can't really get into it.
- Thats not a good thing.
01:09:01.200 --> 01:09:05.273
- Lets go, get some tea.
- No, I can't, not here, please.
01:09:05.399 --> 01:09:09.188
- People might talk.
- So what if they talk?
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:13.438
I should be more careful, like I shouldn't
be seen with you, speaking like this.
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:16.676
- Like how?
- Intensely.
01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:17.850
Ah... why not...?
01:09:18.112 --> 01:09:21.308
Youre a free woman, why shouldn't
you speak intensely if you want...
01:09:21.309 --> 01:09:23.679
Why do you always worry,
about what people think?
01:09:28.600 --> 01:09:30.988
Because...
01:09:31.120 --> 01:09:33.429
I'm engaged to be married.
01:09:35.960 --> 01:09:38.520
- Engaged?
- Yes.
01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:45.149
How long have you been engaged?
01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:50.115
Since I was four years old, our families
have known each other for generations.
01:09:50.240 --> 01:09:54.836
His name Ashok, he has a
very good job, and very polite.
01:09:54.960 --> 01:09:57.997
We will be married in July.
01:10:01.360 --> 01:10:03.590
Do you love him?
01:10:03.720 --> 01:10:05.995
Not yet.
01:10:07.840 --> 01:10:10.035
I can't believe this.
01:10:12.120 --> 01:10:16.955
I just can't believe that... someone as strong,
and smart and as opinionated...
01:10:17.080 --> 01:10:20.072
as you, would settle for an arranged marriage.
01:10:20.200 --> 01:10:24.955
- I will learn to love him.
- What about your right to choose for yourself?
01:10:25.080 --> 01:10:28.709
My parents met each other on their wedding day,
and they loved each other.
01:10:28.840 --> 01:10:30.637
To me thats crazy.
01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:35.675
Some people would say,
Americans 50 percent divorce rate is crazy.
01:10:35.800 --> 01:10:38.598
Will you tell... Ashok about us?
01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:42.235
No... of course not, no one must know.
01:10:44.400 --> 01:10:46.755
What'd you call this, what you and I are doing?
01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:52.799
- Holiday in Goa.
- What?
01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:55.559
It's something my friends and I say.
01:10:55.680 --> 01:11:00.356
A friend of mine, she fell in love with a boy,
one month before she had to get married.
01:11:00.480 --> 01:11:02.630
He was a boy from her school.
01:11:02.760 --> 01:11:05.877
So, she told her parents,
she was under a lot of stress...
01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:09.117
and she had to go on a holiday in Goa alone.
01:11:09.240 --> 01:11:15.475
So, she and the boy went to the beach,
they had 3 weeks together...
01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:17.909
and then she came back, and got married.
01:11:20.760 --> 01:11:23.911
So, I'm just your holiday in... Goa?
01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:27.637
No, not 'Just'...
01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:31.833
My only holiday in Goa.
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:49.595
So, where can we go to be in Goa?
01:11:53.480 --> 01:11:57.439
Shake my hand like a business
person, and go inside.
01:11:57.560 --> 01:12:01.235
- It's a pleasure talking with you, Miss a...
- Badwadikar.
01:12:23.060 --> 01:12:24.928
Hey...
01:12:25.460 --> 01:12:29.928
- Sir?
- Hi.
01:12:32.360 --> 01:12:35.428
I thought, sorry, I... I don't, I don't have any...
01:12:40.440 --> 01:12:44.992
- You want me to come over?
- Aha... ha.
01:16:07.040 --> 01:16:09.039
- Hello.
- It's Dave.
01:16:09.160 --> 01:16:11.799
- Did you see our numbers?
- No, I was traveling.
01:16:11.920 --> 01:16:14.556
- You mean you didn't see any of them?
- No, I need a ride.
01:16:14.818 --> 01:16:16.080
A ride?
01:16:16.115 --> 01:16:21.078
I'm at the train station, I just got here from Bombay,
on the damn night train, get over here and pick me up.
01:16:24.240 --> 01:16:26.435
Wait one minute.
01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:43.017
Dave... what you're doing here?
01:16:44.231 --> 01:16:46.453
It's a surprise.
01:16:46.896 --> 01:16:49.159
Hello sir... hello... hi.
01:16:49.160 --> 01:16:52.311
You want cola? Wait, wait... I will make.
01:17:04.840 --> 01:17:09.356
- Looks like a storage unit.
- You get what you pay for.
01:17:09.480 --> 01:17:12.790
- Whats with the music?
- Its probably a wedding, Dave...
01:17:12.920 --> 01:17:13.907
Why you're here?
01:17:14.908 --> 01:17:17.737
What kind of manager would I be, if I didn't drop
in on our field operations, every now and then.
01:17:17.738 --> 01:17:19.686
- You don't trust me?
- Of course I trust you.
01:17:19.785 --> 01:17:21.598
I just wanted to see it with my own eyes.
01:17:22.313 --> 01:17:24.334
Collin's gave us a bunch of numbers,
which look good.
01:17:24.929 --> 01:17:27.071
But, somebody said it's too good
for 3 weeks work.
01:17:27.200 --> 01:17:29.475
- You think I'm rigging the MPI?
- Relax.
01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:34.754
When I walk in and see 2 dozen people
generating the MPI in the 6's, I'll be a happy man.
01:17:34.880 --> 01:17:37.235
After you.
01:17:43.720 --> 01:17:46.359
Puro, what the hell is this?
01:17:46.480 --> 01:17:50.937
- It's the water coming from the farmer next door, because of the irrigation.
- Irrigation?
01:17:50.960 --> 01:17:54.748
- That is, when the water is flooded on the crops.
- I know what that means.
01:17:54.880 --> 01:18:00.398
The water is coming from everywhere, and nowhere
to go, a big problem, please tell me what to do.
01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:03.910
Clear down to ten working stations.
01:18:06.160 --> 01:18:08.151
Now it did... oh my god.
01:18:08.280 --> 01:18:13.559
- I want you to shred your passport.
- Relax, Dave... it's no problem.
01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:16.638
No problem...? How can you say no problem?
01:18:16.760 --> 01:18:19.957
- Does no problem look like that?
- It's no problem.
01:18:20.080 --> 01:18:22.992
- We're going up on the roof.
- The roof?
01:18:23.120 --> 01:18:25.601
People... we're going up to the roof.
01:18:25.714 --> 01:18:27.990
We're gonna rewire this whole place
in the next 20 minutes.
01:18:28.120 --> 01:18:30.350
Its a nice night, its dry up there.
01:18:30.480 --> 01:18:33.240
We'll bring up the workstations,
run a new main power cable...
01:18:33.357 --> 01:18:35.123
We're going back online, upstairs.
01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:38.752
- Thats impossible.
- Maybe back in the States it is.
01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:41.678
Anil, get the car.
01:18:41.800 --> 01:18:43.420
I'll be right back with the consultant.
01:18:43.914 --> 01:18:45.488
Consultant?
01:19:03.760 --> 01:19:09.790
Puro, this is my neighbor,
he'll help with the rewiring.
01:19:09.920 --> 01:19:11.797
He'll show you.
01:19:14.840 --> 01:19:16.038
Consultant?
01:19:17.498 --> 01:19:18.417
Yeah.
01:19:48.080 --> 01:19:50.753
See... no problem.
01:19:52.680 --> 01:19:56.434
Yes, I am sincere, I do not care what you look like.
01:19:56.560 --> 01:19:58.676
You have such a lovely voice and personality.
01:19:58.800 --> 01:20:02.998
Manmeet, marriage proposal
is not small talk.
01:20:03.120 --> 01:20:05.509
- I think she's the one.
- Not tonight.
01:20:05.640 --> 01:20:08.393
But Todd, I'm in love.
01:20:08.520 --> 01:20:12.229
As long as she buys something every 5 minutes,
and you clock it as a separate incident.
01:20:12.360 --> 01:20:15.193
- You can say whatever you want.
- Thanks, Todd.
01:20:15.320 --> 01:20:20.758
Elizabeth, wonderful news,
we can speak all night... I mean all day.
01:20:23.400 --> 01:20:28.349
Yes sir, no sir... maybe sir.
01:20:28.480 --> 01:20:31.711
Quick, quick, quick...
It's a supervisor demand.
01:20:31.840 --> 01:20:34.718
Give it me, thanks.
01:20:37.306 --> 01:20:38.623
Hello?
01:20:39.031 --> 01:20:39.841
You got to be kidding me...
01:20:40.068 --> 01:20:42.822
I'm buying a freaking American eagle from a
company that's suppose to be in America...
01:20:43.053 --> 01:20:44.023
and I get it in India?
01:20:44.058 --> 01:20:46.797
- I understand that you're upset, sir.
- No, you don't.
01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:50.101
You don't understand, last month I lost my job
at the plant, where I worked for 22 years...
01:20:50.228 --> 01:20:51.767
because the whole operation moved to Mexico.
01:20:51.800 --> 01:20:53.950
My brother had to leave
town because there're no jobs.
01:20:54.080 --> 01:20:55.307
I know how you feel, sir.
01:20:55.607 --> 01:20:57.388
No, you don't, you have a job.
01:20:57.423 --> 01:20:59.796
Sir, please don't hang up, I have a solution for you.
01:20:59.816 --> 01:21:01.088
What?
01:21:01.100 --> 01:21:03.763
Please, understand that many Americans
are upset about outsourcing...
01:21:03.798 --> 01:21:07.559
so we have located American made
versions of all our products.
01:21:07.680 --> 01:21:10.657
If you have a pen, I will give you the
website of an American company...
01:21:11.051 --> 01:21:13.281
that makes an eagle statue
very similar to ours...
01:21:13.516 --> 01:21:15.009
same size, same material...
01:21:15.026 --> 01:21:17.652
Only theirs is made 100 percent in America.
01:21:17.760 --> 01:21:21.548
Well, thanks, I appreciate it...
But, ah... is the price about the same?
01:21:21.680 --> 01:21:24.911
No, sir, theres is $212.00 more.
01:21:29.540 --> 01:21:30.830
Sir...
01:21:30.840 --> 01:21:35.970
- Yea, alright... ah, just sell me yours.
- Thank you sir, may I have your credit card number?
01:21:41.360 --> 01:21:43.923
Alright, ma'am, let me check that
with my supervisor.
01:21:44.474 --> 01:21:47.798
Ok, the shipping fee for overnight,
is no extra charge. Anything else I can do?
01:21:47.833 --> 01:21:50.875
Thank you, for shopping at Western Novelty.
My name Guarav.
01:21:56.440 --> 01:21:59.910
That's it for today, well done everyone.
Thank you.
01:22:00.040 --> 01:22:05.558
Oh, by the way, you broke 6.
Congratulations.
01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:09.593
You guys are amazing.
I wanna see you all at the Lotus.
01:22:15.280 --> 01:22:17.877
Dave?
01:22:18.080 --> 01:22:21.977
- Dave... you doing OK?
- I feel like I swallowed a live squirrel
01:22:22.044 --> 01:22:23.578
Don't worry, it only last's for a week.
01:22:24.400 --> 01:22:27.870
Some of us are going to the Lotus to celebrate.
Why don't you come with us?
01:22:28.000 --> 01:22:28.997
Whats the Lotus?
01:22:29.637 --> 01:22:32.487
Its like an afterhours club for call center
workers, who get off at 6am.
01:22:32.522 --> 01:22:33.632
It would really be fun.
You wouldn't like it.
01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:36.274
- I need to talk to you.
- We can talk tomorrow.
01:22:36.400 --> 01:22:39.119
Yea, yea, but there's another reason, I came here.
01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:45.231
I need to wipe out all the proprietary data,
of these hard drives, before we pull out of India.
01:22:47.520 --> 01:22:48.795
What are you talking about?
01:22:49.127 --> 01:22:51.897
Don't tell me we'll ship out, and moving
Fulfillment back to Seattle?
01:22:51.899 --> 01:22:54.071
No... China.
01:22:54.200 --> 01:22:56.401
We're running an existing
call center there already.
01:22:57.186 --> 01:22:58.219
They go online tomorrow.
01:22:58.600 --> 01:23:03.879
China is the new India.
20 heads for the price of one.
01:23:04.000 --> 01:23:06.992
What're you gonna do?
01:23:40.640 --> 01:23:43.029
- Big speech.
- Speech.
01:23:43.160 --> 01:23:45.549
I do have something to say.
01:23:45.680 --> 01:23:48.114
Unfortunately, it's bad news.
01:23:48.240 --> 01:23:51.755
I just found out...
01:23:51.880 --> 01:23:55.031
I don't know there's an easy way to do this.
01:23:55.160 --> 01:23:59.358
Western Novelty has decided to
move Order Fulfillment to China.
01:24:01.200 --> 01:24:04.317
All of your jobs have
been outsourced.
01:24:05.560 --> 01:24:08.632
Don't go to work tomorrow.
Its over.
01:24:08.760 --> 01:24:12.389
Mr. Dave is wiping out the
hard drives, right now.
01:24:12.520 --> 01:24:16.035
You get a month severance pay.
Thats it.
01:24:22.240 --> 01:24:26.028
Guys... announcement.
01:24:26.160 --> 01:24:28.355
I am...
01:24:28.480 --> 01:24:33.270
I'm engaged to Elizabeth Watson
in Orange, New Jersey.
01:24:44.880 --> 01:24:48.475
I'm sorry, I didn't know, I swear.
01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:50.989
Why are they happy about this?
01:24:51.120 --> 01:24:54.749
They will be, it doesn't matter.
01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:57.997
We trained them to a point, were they
can get a job anywhere.
01:24:58.120 --> 01:25:01.749
Microsoft, Dell, Office Tiger.
01:25:01.880 --> 01:25:04.474
They'll get a job in a week.
01:25:04.600 --> 01:25:07.751
And with severance pay,
they can have some... fun.
01:25:07.880 --> 01:25:10.440
So you can get another job too?
01:25:10.560 --> 01:25:12.755
Management is different.
01:25:12.880 --> 01:25:15.269
I'm not young any more.
01:25:15.400 --> 01:25:18.198
If I'm lucky, I'll get a job.
01:25:18.320 --> 01:25:20.914
But that might take a long time.
01:25:21.040 --> 01:25:25.477
If Bhagyashree's parents will hear this,
she will marry someone else.
01:25:25.600 --> 01:25:28.114
- What's her hurry?
- Astrology.
01:25:28.240 --> 01:25:31.437
Her moon are lined up.
Auspices time.
01:25:31.560 --> 01:25:35.109
She must marry this year.
And now I don't have a job.
01:25:35.240 --> 01:25:37.879
I'm so sorry.
01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:41.117
- I must leave India.
- What? Why?
01:25:41.240 --> 01:25:45.677
I will die if I see Bhagyashree walking
on the street, with a new husband.
01:25:47.920 --> 01:25:51.595
If it's any consolation, I'm probably fired too.
01:25:54.400 --> 01:25:56.994
I'm sorry.
01:25:57.120 --> 01:25:59.588
You're a good boss.
01:25:59.720 --> 01:26:02.109
Asha, sorry.
01:26:02.240 --> 01:26:07.997
Oh, I'm not concerned about the job,
I'm more concerned about my novel.
01:26:08.120 --> 01:26:11.430
- Your what?
- I'm writing a book in between calls at work.
01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:15.189
And I saved a copy on my hard drive,
I don't want Dave to erase it.
01:26:15.320 --> 01:26:17.993
So, can we go back and save it?
01:26:18.120 --> 01:26:22.716
- Yes, I guess we should.
- I think we should go, immediately!
01:26:24.960 --> 01:26:27.997
What's this book of yours called?
01:26:28.120 --> 01:26:30.395
'Holiday in Goa. '
01:26:39.080 --> 01:26:42.152
- That was great, I almost believed you myself.
- Stop!
01:26:42.280 --> 01:26:44.953
- No time for small talk.
- Where can we go?
01:26:45.080 --> 01:26:49.756
Guarav gave us the key to his place...
It's OK, he's a friend. We can trust him.
01:26:49.880 --> 01:26:53.919
We can be alone together.
We have two hours.
01:27:11.160 --> 01:27:14.869
OK, I have to ask you something.
01:27:15.000 --> 01:27:17.150
What is that?
01:27:17.280 --> 01:27:20.590
It's a bindi, it's a third eye.
01:27:20.720 --> 01:27:24.474
It's the eye, with which you see,
the most important things.
01:27:25.800 --> 01:27:29.031
Sometime two eyes arent enough,
when you need help.
01:27:31.400 --> 01:27:33.960
You and me already have been in my third eye.
01:27:34.840 --> 01:27:38.310
Us? How?
01:27:38.440 --> 01:27:43.719
Well, my father is an assistant-manager with a foreign
company, and my mother comes from a small village.
01:27:43.840 --> 01:27:47.674
A girl in my position, has her whole life
mapped out in front of her.
01:27:47.800 --> 01:27:49.870
Everything I've done, I had to fight for.
01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:55.313
'Asha, you cant go to the university, Asha you can't
work in a call center, what will people say?'
01:27:55.440 --> 01:27:57.874
and then what you said...
01:27:58.000 --> 01:28:01.436
It was the first time, that I ever
heard anything like that.
01:28:04.640 --> 01:28:07.313
What did I say?
01:28:07.440 --> 01:28:10.238
'Asha can do anything'.
01:28:19.200 --> 01:28:23.955
I always wanted to believe that.
Until you, I didn't think it was true.
01:28:25.800 --> 01:28:28.234
I hope Ashok sees that.
01:28:28.360 --> 01:28:31.477
Well he better, because if he doesn't
then I'll leave him,
01:28:31.600 --> 01:28:34.876
and I'll come to the US and
take away your job.
01:28:37.400 --> 01:28:39.391
God, I'm gonna miss you.
01:28:41.400 --> 01:28:46.349
- You'll meet someone.
- She won't smell like cardamom.
01:28:51.120 --> 01:28:54.317
Rub some on her and pretend she's me.
01:28:54.440 --> 01:28:57.637
She won't have your eyes either.
01:28:57.760 --> 01:29:01.594
I wish I could meet someone
exactly like you.
01:29:01.720 --> 01:29:03.870
Well... almost exactly.
01:29:07.200 --> 01:29:09.111
Almost?
01:29:09.240 --> 01:29:14.598
Someone as beautifully as you,
as smart as you.
01:29:14.720 --> 01:29:17.075
It's funny.
01:29:17.200 --> 01:29:19.236
What?
01:29:19.360 --> 01:29:23.876
But is not afraid to try,
'Monkey pulls the turnip'.
01:29:32.120 --> 01:29:34.839
Asha can do anything.
01:29:48.480 --> 01:29:50.675
- Hi, Doad, how are you?
- Good.
01:29:50.800 --> 01:29:55.351
My friend Sudah.
My guest, Doad.
01:30:08.080 --> 01:30:10.878
Yes, yes.
01:30:11.441 --> 01:30:15.839
Data is uploaded, these hardware is not worth
shipping to China, so I'm just gonna leave it here.
01:30:15.840 --> 01:30:20.130
If there's anything you want other than that
plasma, I got that covered, you can take it.
01:30:20.160 --> 01:30:24.836
Just do it, Dave, if thats my option,
just let me go, you don't need me anymore.
01:30:24.960 --> 01:30:27.235
We don't need you here.
01:30:27.360 --> 01:30:29.669
We need you in Shanghai.
01:30:29.800 --> 01:30:33.315
- You're insane.
- Someone gotta train the new guy.
01:30:33.440 --> 01:30:37.718
We've been acquired by the largest direct
marketing firm within the United States.
01:30:37.840 --> 01:30:40.035
Western is just gonna be a small part of this.
01:30:40.160 --> 01:30:44.756
The new company is gonna
outsource 4000 call center jobs.
01:30:44.880 --> 01:30:46.845
They need a VP to manage it all.
01:30:47.770 --> 01:30:49.827
I showed them your numbers,
and they want you.
01:30:51.400 --> 01:30:52.974
It's no joke, it's a great job.
01:30:53.188 --> 01:30:55.734
You get to keep all the benefits
you have now, plus a fat raise.
01:30:57.520 --> 01:30:59.954
I'm not going to China.
01:31:00.080 --> 01:31:05.108
and you get to keep the stock option, as oppose
to losing them, and being unemployed.
01:31:05.240 --> 01:31:08.994
No thanks.
01:31:09.120 --> 01:31:12.749
Someone's head hunting you?
Alright we'll beat their offer, whatever it is.
01:31:21.360 --> 01:31:26.309
Did I mention the stock option
will double in value, maybe triple.
01:31:26.440 --> 01:31:31.070
You don't have to live in China, no, all you have to do
is get the call center up to speed and just visit every...
01:31:31.071 --> 01:31:36.911
couple of months, you get first class travel, and a co. apartment is yours in a high-rise overlooking the harbor
01:31:37.040 --> 01:31:39.998
What do you want, Todd,
just tell me what you want.
01:31:40.120 --> 01:31:45.513
You can't quit, then you've work
your ass here, for nothing.
01:31:45.640 --> 01:31:50.111
You cant quit Todd.
Who I'm gonna send to Shanghai now?
01:32:01.640 --> 01:32:04.108
Better Hurry, its boarding.
01:32:05.840 --> 01:32:08.434
Mrs. Puro...
01:32:08.560 --> 01:32:13.714
Congratulations, to both of you.
Enjoy the view of the harbor.
01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:18.595
- Todd, you saved my life.
- You saved mine.
01:32:18.720 --> 01:32:23.953
Don't worry about running the call centre.
You'll be great, 'Break a leg'.
01:32:24.080 --> 01:32:27.789
- Break my leg?
- Just an expression, it means good luck.
01:32:27.920 --> 01:32:32.391
Thank you, Todd.
I hope that both your legs get broken.
01:32:34.240 --> 01:32:37.789
I'll never forget you said that.
01:33:05.720 --> 01:33:09.110
Mom? Hey, its Todd.
01:33:09.240 --> 01:33:11.276
Yeah, I'm back.
01:33:11.400 --> 01:33:15.916
It was...
I'll tell you about it, when I come by to visit...
01:34:56.310 --> 01:34:58.216
Hello...