WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Morgan this is a bad idea 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, you can't stay here, Chuck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm uncomfortable with the plan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Plan? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What plan this is survival 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's her. We've been compromised. I'm a ghost.@ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chuck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Escaping 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 For your own birthday party 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Ellie 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You look fantastic 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know, the thing is Morgan and I don't really feel like we are fitting in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 At my birthday party because we don't know anybody 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'cause they are all your friends. And they all happen to be doctors 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Doctors who don't really get our jokes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, your jokes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, my jokes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chuck. I have invited real live women for you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So please, let's go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Morgan you stay here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Need a hand 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, I'm alright 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Birthday boy, come with me. We're going to be social. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are funny, you are smart, you are handsome. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you Oh, there's captain awesome. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please don't call him that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, I've identified some candidates for Chuck, they are awesome 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let me introduce you to Chuck, Ellie's brother. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I heard so much about you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you in a costume 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, I work for the Nerd Herd. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nerd Herd. That is so cute 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you really want to do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Working on my 5 year-plan. Just need to choose a font 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you hurt your hand 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's from call of duty, the controller chafes@ after several hours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So Ellie said you went to stanford. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, that's technically correct 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I graduated in 02 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is your major 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Engineering 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my god, I knew this great guy. He was an engineer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He ran track and I think he was a gymnast@ too 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bryce Larkin, he was my roommate. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is he doing now? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think he is an accountant. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's hard to say good-bye. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Security breach 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Data vault. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So do you have a girl friend 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I did a while back at Stanford. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Her name was Jill. We met fresh man year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh that was a while back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I remember what I met Jill, it was an economic class. I was walking across the quad@ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and she dropped her bag, and I was like, you know, rushing to go and pick it up for her, and, u 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and we kind of, like, did that whole, like,you know, kind of in a cartoon, kind of bumped heads, and...@ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There was a whole gang of us... Jill and Bryce. We had so much in common then. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How is he doing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not awesome 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So there was. Jill with Bryce, me on a train home 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I guess she thought he looked more exciting 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Larkin is in the vault. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Larkin, open the door 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop right there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Larkin, stop! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Larkin is on the roof. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All unit converge 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't move 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Too late Casey 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thanks for my party 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your seven-layer dip... tasted like eight 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chuck, can I tell you something 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It really was 8 layers 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Even though we may ask, but no woman really wants to hear about an old girlfriend 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's depressing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Standford was 5 years ago. You need to move on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you really have to have this conversation again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We've rehearsed it enough 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll get over Jill tomorrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seems like everybody had a really good time, huh? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know I did. Super 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cheer up, Chuck. You talked to some women. It's a start 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Blast from the past. Bryce remembered your birthday too 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy who got you kicked out of school, the guy who stole your girl, remember that guy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, Morgan, I think I remember Bryce 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, well. What do we got here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What it is? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Zork 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Remember the old text based video game. Bryce and I programmed our own version of it back at Standford using a trs-80. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You guys are really cool 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If I could only remember what was in my hero's satchel. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The weapons that I would use to kill the terrible troll 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know what? You are still really cool 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And you're going home 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it that time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's that time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pedal safe! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chuck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chuck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dude 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Morgan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, man, yes, me What happened 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was gonna ask you the same question 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you spike the punch? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where is the trust? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes I did 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, The 101 is clear at Universal City. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watch out for delays near Burbank Airport. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Security is checking all vehicles 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We got a sigalert on the I-605, San Gabriel River Freeway, Ut South Bound. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A fender bender on the I-5, Santa Ana freeway, north bound, from 91 freeway to the I-... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So this morning I'm playing Xbox, I'm like dude, just let me get the sniper rifle, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll take care of it. The guy won't give me the sniper rifle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I made him eat a frag grenade. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As much as I would love to talk video gameswith you right now, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've got a really splitting headache and I... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in fact, you know what? Can you do me a favor? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you mind driving? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you... are you, look, are you being serious?