Morgan this is a bad idea
Well, you can't stay here, Chuck
I'm uncomfortable with the plan
Plan?
What plan this is survival
That's her. We've been compromised. I'm a ghost.@
Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man
Chuck
What are you doing
Escaping
For your own birthday party
Hey Ellie
You look fantastic
You know, the thing is Morgan and I don't really feel like we are fitting in
At my birthday party because we don't know anybody
'cause they are all your friends. And they all happen to be doctors
Doctors who don't really get our jokes.
Well, your jokes
Okay, my jokes
Chuck. I have invited real live women for you
So please, let's go
Morgan you stay here
Need a hand
Okay, I'm alright
Birthday boy, come with me. We're going to be social.
You are funny, you are smart, you are handsome.
Thank you Oh, there's captain awesome.
Please don't call him that
Okay, I've identified some candidates for Chuck, they are awesome
Let me introduce you to Chuck, Ellie's brother.
I heard so much about you
Are you in a costume
No, I work for the Nerd Herd.
Nerd Herd. That is so cute
What do you really want to do?
Working on my 5 year-plan. Just need to choose a font
What happened here
Did you hurt your hand
It's from call of duty, the controller chafes@ after several hours
So Ellie said you went to stanford.
Yes, that's technically correct
I graduated in 02
What is your major
Engineering
Oh my god, I knew this great guy. He was an engineer
He ran track and I think he was a gymnast@ too
Bryce Larkin, he was my roommate.
Oh yes
What is he doing now?
I think he is an accountant.
It's hard to say good-bye.
Security breach
Data vault.
So do you have a girl friend
I did a while back at Stanford.
Her name was Jill. We met fresh man year
Oh that was a while back
I remember what I met Jill, it was an economic class. I was walking across the quad@
and she dropped her bag, and I was like, you know, rushing to go and pick it up for her, and, u
and we kind of, like, did that whole, like,you know, kind of in a cartoon, kind of bumped heads, and...@
There was a whole gang of us... Jill and Bryce. We had so much in common then.
How is he doing?
Not awesome
So there was. Jill with Bryce, me on a train home
I guess she thought he looked more exciting
Larkin is in the vault.
Larkin, open the door
Stop right there
Larkin, stop!
Larkin is on the roof.
All unit converge
Don't move
Too late Casey
Thanks for my party
Your seven-layer dip... tasted like eight
Chuck, can I tell you something
It really was 8 layers
Even though we may ask, but no woman really wants to hear about an old girlfriend
It's depressing.
Standford was 5 years ago. You need to move on
it's time
Do you really have to have this conversation again
We've rehearsed it enough
I'll get over Jill tomorrow
Hey, there
Seems like everybody had a really good time, huh?
I know I did. Super
Cheer up, Chuck. You talked to some women. It's a start
Blast from the past. Bryce remembered your birthday too
What?
The guy who got you kicked out of school, the guy who stole your girl, remember that guy
Yeah, Morgan, I think I remember Bryce
Alright, well. What do we got here
What it is?
Zork
Remember the old text based video game. Bryce and I programmed our own version of it back at Standford using a trs-80.
You guys are really cool
If I could only remember what was in my hero's satchel.
The weapons that I would use to kill the terrible troll
You know what? You are still really cool
And you're going home
Is it that time
It's that time
Right
Pedal safe!
Thank you
Chuck
Dude
You okay?
Morgan
Yeah, man, yes, me What happened
I was gonna ask you the same question
You okay?
Did you spike the punch?
Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where is the trust?
Yes I did
Well, The 101 is clear at Universal City.
Watch out for delays near Burbank Airport.
Security is checking all vehicles
We got a sigalert on the I-605, San Gabriel River Freeway, Ut South Bound.
A fender bender on the I-5, Santa Ana freeway, north bound, from 91 freeway to the I-...
So this morning I'm playing Xbox, I'm like dude, just let me get the sniper rifle,
I'll take care of it. The guy won't give me the sniper rifle.
I made him eat a frag grenade.
As much as I would love to talk video gameswith you right now,
I've got a really splitting headache and I...
in fact, you know what? Can you do me a favor?
Do you mind driving?
Are you... are you, look, are you being serious?