1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Morgan this is a bad idea 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, you can't stay here, Chuck 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm uncomfortable with the plan 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Plan? 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What plan this is survival 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's her. We've been compromised. I'm a ghost.@ 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Chuck 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you doing 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Escaping 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 For your own birthday party 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey Ellie 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You look fantastic 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know, the thing is Morgan and I don't really feel like we are fitting in 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 At my birthday party because we don't know anybody 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 'cause they are all your friends. And they all happen to be doctors 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Doctors who don't really get our jokes. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, your jokes 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, my jokes 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Chuck. I have invited real live women for you 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So please, let's go 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Morgan you stay here 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Need a hand 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, I'm alright 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Birthday boy, come with me. We're going to be social. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You are funny, you are smart, you are handsome. 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you Oh, there's captain awesome. 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Please don't call him that 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, I've identified some candidates for Chuck, they are awesome 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let me introduce you to Chuck, Ellie's brother. 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I heard so much about you 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Are you in a costume 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, I work for the Nerd Herd. 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nerd Herd. That is so cute 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What do you really want to do? 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Working on my 5 year-plan. Just need to choose a font 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What happened here 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Did you hurt your hand 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's from call of duty, the controller chafes@ after several hours 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So Ellie said you went to stanford. 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes, that's technically correct 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I graduated in 02 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What is your major 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Engineering 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh my god, I knew this great guy. He was an engineer 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He ran track and I think he was a gymnast@ too 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Bryce Larkin, he was my roommate. 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh yes 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What is he doing now? 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I think he is an accountant. 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's hard to say good-bye. 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Security breach 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Data vault. 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So do you have a girl friend 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I did a while back at Stanford. 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Her name was Jill. We met fresh man year 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh that was a while back 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I remember what I met Jill, it was an economic class. I was walking across the quad@ 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and she dropped her bag, and I was like, you know, rushing to go and pick it up for her, and, u 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and we kind of, like, did that whole, like,you know, kind of in a cartoon, kind of bumped heads, and...@ 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There was a whole gang of us... Jill and Bryce. We had so much in common then. 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How is he doing? 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Not awesome 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So there was. Jill with Bryce, me on a train home 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I guess she thought he looked more exciting 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Larkin is in the vault. 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Larkin, open the door 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Stop right there 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Larkin, stop! 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Larkin is on the roof. 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 All unit converge 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't move 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Too late Casey 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thanks for my party 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Your seven-layer dip... tasted like eight 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Chuck, can I tell you something 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It really was 8 layers 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Even though we may ask, but no woman really wants to hear about an old girlfriend 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's depressing. 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Standford was 5 years ago. You need to move on 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's time 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do you really have to have this conversation again 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We've rehearsed it enough 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll get over Jill tomorrow 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, there 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Seems like everybody had a really good time, huh? 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know I did. Super 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cheer up, Chuck. You talked to some women. It's a start 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Blast from the past. Bryce remembered your birthday too 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What? 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy who got you kicked out of school, the guy who stole your girl, remember that guy 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, Morgan, I think I remember Bryce 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright, well. What do we got here 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What it is? 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Zork 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Remember the old text based video game. Bryce and I programmed our own version of it back at Standford using a trs-80. 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You guys are really cool 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If I could only remember what was in my hero's satchel. 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The weapons that I would use to kill the terrible troll 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know what? You are still really cool 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And you're going home 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Is it that time 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's that time 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Right 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pedal safe! 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Chuck 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Chuck 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Dude 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You okay? 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Morgan 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, man, yes, me What happened 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was gonna ask you the same question 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You okay? 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Did you spike the punch? 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where is the trust? 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes I did 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, The 101 is clear at Universal City. 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watch out for delays near Burbank Airport. 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Security is checking all vehicles 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We got a sigalert on the I-605, San Gabriel River Freeway, Ut South Bound. 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A fender bender on the I-5, Santa Ana freeway, north bound, from 91 freeway to the I-... 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So this morning I'm playing Xbox, I'm like dude, just let me get the sniper rifle, 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll take care of it. The guy won't give me the sniper rifle. 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I made him eat a frag grenade. 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 As much as I would love to talk video gameswith you right now, 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I've got a really splitting headache and I... 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in fact, you know what? Can you do me a favor? 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do you mind driving? 130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Are you... are you, look, are you being serious?