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"I'm telling you, that girl totally 
winked at me."

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- She did not wink at you!

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- Nobody is winking at you.

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- Huh?

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- Hey, guys. Guess what?

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- You got a job on a riverboat?

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- You know what? 
I didn't wear this suit for a year

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- because you hated it.

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- Well guess what? You're not my
girlfriend anymore, so...

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- Oh, I see! 
So, this suit is making a point.

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- Now that you're on your own, you're 
free to look as stupid as you'd like.

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- You like it, right?

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- Oh, absolutely. I like it even more
on you than I did on Colonel Sanders!

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- Ross, Ross! I'm kidding!

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- Come here, 
what were you going to tell us?

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- Was it how you invented the cotton gin?
- Okay, goodbye.

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- Someone in there?

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- No, this is just part of a 
daredevil game that I play

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- called wait until the last moment 
before I burst and die!

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- Geez, man, did you fall?

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- [awkwardly] Hi!

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- So, uh, did ya -- did you fall, hi?

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- Someone was in the ladies room, 
I couldn't wait.

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- I left the lid up for you though.

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[awkward laughter]

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- You know what Gunther, 
you can go ahead -

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- I'm talking to, uh -

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- This is the part where 
you'd say your name ...

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- Ginger.

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- Ginger, I'm talking to Ginger, so ...

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- Don't you have to use the bathroom?

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- Nope, nope. I'd rather, uh, talk to you.

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- Yes, I do.
- [chuckles]

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- Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom.

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- [Gunther] Someone in here.

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- Here you go, Pheebs.

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- Who else wants one of my 
special homemade brownies?

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- I do!
- I will have one!

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- Ew, ugh!

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- Yeah, I'm not gonna have one of those!

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- No, no, it's just my tooth.

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- Oh alright, I'll have one of those.

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- So what's the matter?
You need a dentist?

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- I've got a good one.

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- Oh, no thanks, I've got a good one too,
I just -- can't see him.

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- See, that is the problem with 
invisible dentists!

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- Why? Why can't you go to him?