Barack!
Uh, let me be clear!
When I'm in the Oval Office call me "President Barack"
When my critics get an attitude I tell 'em to stop
And if you need that new healthcare, sign up 'cause it's hot!
I'm Commander in Chief and I'm two years strong
Plus I've got this healthcare which has got it going on!
I'm a nice Pres with some nice dreams.
See this flag pin?
See my swag's clean?
Affordable healthcare officially a "go"!
That's better than what we had a year ago.
Your options are really wide 'sprizzead'
Don't worry 'bout what them, they, her or he said.
I can educate you, this can be your health ad.
Jump on your mom's plan, that's how you get 'ahizzead'.
Pres and I'm the man, been the Pres since "Yes We Can"
And I dealt with all this healthcare while dealing with Iran!
So don't try to talk about my plan like the people haven't wanted this
They've waited long for this
And it covers all conditions that could preexist.