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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,看看那個冤家
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.22,0:00:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,選擇起死回生
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.34,0:00:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,朱兒將牠屎忽毛
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.83,0:00:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,抹在你頭上與我鬥爭
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.37,0:00:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我可是下一個米高 · 積遜
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.06,0:00:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你卻像貝蒂 · 懷特那麼臭
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.50,0:00:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,給你點阿士匹靈
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.36,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,今晚將成為我的發燒友
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為我高唱入雲
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.06,0:00:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你的卻令人打冷震
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.62,0:00:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,難道現在有人會上古典音樂的癮？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.49,0:00:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,連愛麗絲想跟我做愛
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.44,0:00:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而你又正好站在我身旁
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.91,0:00:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我恍然他們為何要用隻狗
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.48,0:00:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,再加上你的名字去闖票房
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.28,0:00:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,黃毛小子，收皮吧
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.16,0:00:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,讓樂聖給你上音樂課
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.54,0:00:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,指教巴哈
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.27,0:00:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,史密斯與威森也給我準備開火
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.55,0:00:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,永不説永不？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.70,0:00:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,這次後再不會忘記過
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.19,0:00:47.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我所編的佳作的
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.65,0:00:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,歷史性都永不逝去
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你所謂名曲卻只有「港女｣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.77,0:00:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在面書專頁每天盲目去追
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.27,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我唇槍舌劍
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.74,0:00:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,如我歌曲「大三度｣謀殺
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.16,0:00:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,大名鼎鼎貝多芬，冚家鏟
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.22,0:00:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你不是沒聽過嘛？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.41,0:00:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,若非那⟪我家也有貝多芬⟫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.90,0:01:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我早是音樂界的邦主
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.36,0:01:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,想跟我隻揪？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.73,0:01:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你想「打 (達)｣到的青春期在別處
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.38,0:01:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我有金 · 卡達夏
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.12,0:01:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在台後的床上等我
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.64,0:01:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,請問你的奏曲
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.18,0:01:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,何時令女人陶醉過
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.62,0:01:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我演唱會快開始
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.19,0:01:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,對戰你曠日累時
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.02,0:01:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我有甚麼未交代？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.12,0:01:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你耳聾是你音樂所致
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.94,0:01:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我會狠狠摑你
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.90,0:01:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但德國人
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.57,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,是不會打小女孩
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.94,0:01:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而我慶幸我聾
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.96,0:01:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不用聽那狗屎垃圾
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.55,0:01:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,⟪我的世界⟫
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.35,0:01:24.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,千千萬萬的人都在
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.54,0:01:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,等待演交響樂的我
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.12,0:01:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,想長「帶｣出「位｣當白淨的亞瑟？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,請引觀眾們到位就坐
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.59,0:01:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,誰贏？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.06,0:01:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,下次是誰？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.56,0:01:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你來決定吧！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.89,0:01:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,譯者：Gabriel Tsang