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看哪個冤家

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起死回生

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你頭髮真像朱兒

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將牠屎忽毛抹在你頭上

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我可是下一個米高 · 積遜

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你卻像貝蒂 · 懷特那麼臭

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給你點阿士匹靈

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今晚將成為我的發燒友

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因為我高唱入雲

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你的卻令人打冷震

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難道現在有人會上古典音樂的癮？

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連愛麗絲想跟我做愛

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而你又正好站在我身旁

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我恍然他們為何要用隻狗

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再加上你的名字去闖票房

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黃毛小子，收皮吧

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讓樂聖給你上音樂課

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指教巴哈

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史密斯與威森也給我準備開火

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永不説永不？

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這次後再不會忘記過

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我所編的佳作的

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歷史性都永不逝去

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你所謂名曲卻只有「港女｣

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在面書專頁每天盲目去追

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我唇槍舌劍

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如我歌曲「大三度｣謀殺

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大名鼎鼎的貝多芬，冚家鏟

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你不是從來沒聽過嘛？

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若非那⟪我家也有貝多芬⟫

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我早是音樂界的邦主

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想跟我隻揪？

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你想「打 (達)｣到的青春期在別處

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我有金 · 卡達夏

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在台後的床上等我

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請問你的奏曲

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何時令女人陶醉過

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五分鐘後演唱會開始

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我有甚麼未交代？

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我會狠狠摑你

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但德國人

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是不會打女孩子

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⟪我世界⟫

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千千萬萬的人都在

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等待演交響樂的我

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想長「帶｣出「位｣當白淨的亞瑟？

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請引觀眾們到位就坐

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誰贏？

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下次是誰？

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你來決定吧！