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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look what the cat dragged
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.22,0:00:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back from the dead
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.34,0:00:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man it looks like Chewbacca
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.83,0:00:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wiped his ass on your head
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.37,0:00:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the next Michael Jackson
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.06,0:00:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you smell like Betty White
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.50,0:00:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here's some aspirin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.36,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're catching Bieber fever tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because my voice is incredible
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.06,0:00:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your music is terrible
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.62,0:00:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who even listens to Classical anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.49,0:00:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even Elise wants to do me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.44,0:00:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now that you're right next to me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.91,0:00:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can understand why they used a dog
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.48,0:00:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to play you in the movies
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.28,0:00:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit down, son
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.16,0:00:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let me give you a music lesson
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.54,0:00:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ask Bach
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.27,0:00:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.55,0:00:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never say never?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.70,0:00:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll never be forgetting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.19,0:00:47.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've crafted masterpieces
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.65,0:00:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that will last throughout the ages
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your music gets you bitches
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.77,0:00:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on your Facebook pages
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.27,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm committing verbal murder
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.74,0:00:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the major third degree
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.16,0:00:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my name is Beethoven mother fucker
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.22,0:00:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you've heard of me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.41,0:00:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not the Saint Bernard version
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.90,0:01:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the real OG
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.36,0:01:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wanna trade blows?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.73,0:01:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't even hit puberty
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.38,0:01:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got Kim Kardashian
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.12,0:01:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my bed backstage
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.64,0:01:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when's the last time your music
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.18,0:01:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got anybody laid?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.62,0:01:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a concert in five
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.19,0:01:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so there's not much time left
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.02,0:01:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what else can I say?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.12,0:01:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your own music made you deaf
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.94,0:01:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would smack you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.90,0:01:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in Germany
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.57,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't hit little girls
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.94,0:01:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm glad I'm deaf
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.96,0:01:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can't hear that piece of shit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.55,0:01:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"My World"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.35,0:01:24.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a crowd of millions
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.54,0:01:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waiting to hear my symphonies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.12,0:01:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wanna be a little white Usher?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here, show them to their seats
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.59,0:01:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.06,0:01:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.56,0:01:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide