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Look what the cat dragged

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back from the dead

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man it looks like Chewbacca

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wiped his ass on your head

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I'm the next Michael Jackson

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you smell like Betty White

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here's some aspirin

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you're catching Bieber fever tonight

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because my voice is incredible

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and your music is terrible

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who even listens to Classical anyway?

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even Elise wants to do me

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and now that you're right next to me

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I can understand why they used a dog

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to play you in the movies

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sit down, son

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and let me give you a music lesson

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ask Bach

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I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson

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never say never?

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you'll never be forgetting

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I've crafted masterpieces

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that will last throughout the ages

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your music gets you bitches

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on your Facebook pages

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I'm committing verbal murder

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in the major third degree

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my name is Beethoven mother fucker

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maybe you've heard of me

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not the Saint Bernard version

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I'm the real OG

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you wanna trade blows?

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you can't even hit puberty

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I've got Kim Kardashian

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in my bed backstage

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when's the last time your music

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got anybody laid?

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I've got a concert in five

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so there's not much time left

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what else can I say?

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your own music made you deaf

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I would smack you

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but in Germany

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we don't hit little girls

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and I'm glad I'm deaf

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so I can't hear that piece of shit

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"My World"

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there's a crowd of millions

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waiting to hear my symphonies

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you wanna be a little white Usher?

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here, show them to their seats

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Who won?

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Who's next?

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You decide