Look what the cat dragged
back from the dead
man it looks like Chewbacca
wiped his ass on your head
I'm the next Michael Jackson
you smell like Betty White
here's some aspirin
you're catching Bieber fever tonight
because my voice is incredible
and your music is terrible
who even listens to Classical anyway?
even Elise wants to do me
and now that you're right next to me
I can understand why they used a dog
to play you in the movies
sit down, son
and let me give you a music lesson
ask Bach
I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson
never say never?
you'll never be forgetting
I've crafted masterpieces
that will last throughout the ages
your music gets you bitches
on your Facebook pages
I'm committing verbal murder
in the major third degree
my name is Beethoven mother fucker
maybe you've heard of me
not the Saint Bernard version
I'm the real OG
you wanna trade blows?
you can't even hit puberty
I've got Kim Kardashian
in my bed backstage
when's the last time your music
got anybody laid?
I've got a concert in five
so there's not much time left
what else can I say?
your own music made you deaf
I would smack you
but in Germany
we don't hit little girls
and I'm glad I'm deaf
so I can't hear that piece of shit
"My World"
there's a crowd of millions
waiting to hear my symphonies
you wanna be a little white Usher?
here, show them to their seats
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide