1 00:00:10,402 --> 00:00:11,618 matamis na damit,Obi 2 00:00:11,618 --> 00:00:13,143 gusto mo ng maraming araw sa araw 3 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,212 tama na sa kakashare homie 4 00:00:14,212 --> 00:00:15,841 turuan mo yung flock mo na magsaya 5 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,131 nagdadala ako ng saya kada taon 6 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:18,622 pare ako'y nagsisimbulo ng kasiyahan 7 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:19,929 ika'y nagsisimbulo sa tsinelas 8 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:21,173 at ng maduming balbas 9 00:00:21,173 --> 00:00:22,432 galing ako sa North Pole 10 00:00:22,432 --> 00:00:24,398 kaya'y ang aking tugma ay malamig 11 00:00:24,398 --> 00:00:25,317 dumudura ako ng dyamante 12 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,084 pero ako'y nagbibigay ng sariwang uling 13 00:00:27,084 --> 00:00:28,501 ikaw ay naging makulit 14 00:00:28,501 --> 00:00:29,925 nagdala ka ng mga pesteng palaka 15 00:00:29,925 --> 00:00:31,288 ang maganda pa dun kinulong mo sarili mo 16 00:00:31,288 --> 00:00:32,601 sinira mo ang sarili mong batas 17 00:00:32,601 --> 00:00:33,842 o merong isang bagay na nasa ikaanim na batas 18 00:00:33,842 --> 00:00:35,226 na hindi ko naintindihan 19 00:00:35,226 --> 00:00:36,740 ang sabi sa listahan ko pumatay ka ng egyptian 20 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:37,939 ibinaon mo sa buhangin 21 00:00:37,939 --> 00:00:38,890 binasa ko ang libro mo 22 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:40,282 merong kang mahigpit na relihiyon 23 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:41,406 walang bacon? 24 00:00:41,406 --> 00:00:42,876 pero makataong tuli 25 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,206 ako'y isang jolly bowl a jelly 26 00:00:44,206 --> 00:00:45,399 nagbibigay ng regalo 27 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:46,795 pero lahat ng pinipiling taong nakakakuha 28 00:00:46,795 --> 00:00:48,163 sa pasko ay naiingit 29 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:50,733 nang ako'y nasa taas ng bundok 30 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:52,315 ang Diyos ay nagsabi ng katotohanan tungkol sa mundo 31 00:00:52,315 --> 00:00:53,240 pero di niya sinabi 32 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,651 na may matabang pwet na Papa Smurf 33 00:00:54,651 --> 00:00:55,864 binubuhat ka ng siyam na reindeers 34 00:00:55,864 --> 00:00:56,954 para mabuhat ang matabang pwet mo 35 00:00:56,954 --> 00:00:58,164 nilagay mo lang yung Christ sa Christmas 36 00:00:58,164 --> 00:00:59,476 para maglagay ng maraming mass 37 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,562 kailangan mong tumigal manira 38 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:01,605 sa mga bahay at manakot 39 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:02,948 at naninilip sa mga makukulit na bata 40 00:01:02,948 --> 00:01:03,672 habang sila'y natutulog 41 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,048 at tanggalin mo ang kamay mo sa aking stocking 42 00:01:05,048 --> 00:01:06,258 wag mo akong hino Ho Ho me 43 00:01:06,258 --> 00:01:07,845 hahatiin ko ang pwet mo 44 00:01:07,845 --> 00:01:09,053 parang yung ginawa ko sa Red Sea 45 00:01:09,053 --> 00:01:10,470 hindi ka naman santo,ika'y nangaalipin 46 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,035 parang pharaoh sa nyebe 47 00:01:12,035 --> 00:01:13,679 tigil na sa hindi binabayaran na trabahador 48 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:15,222 at hayaan mo na aking maliliit na tao ay umalis 49 00:01:15,222 --> 00:01:15,929 di kami mga alila 50 00:01:15,929 --> 00:01:17,535 lahat ng laman ng utak mo may buhangin at madaming putik 51 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,379 sa tingin ko kailangan mo nang tumigil manigarilyo 52 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,598 lahat ng burning bush 53 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:22,205 yeah kami'y mga mahiwagang trabahador man 54 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:23,272 kami'y tumatabay sa mga reideers 55 00:01:23,272 --> 00:01:24,653 eto kuhanin mo yung GPS 56 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:26,029 kung sino man ang nawawala ng apatnapu na taon 57 00:01:26,029 --> 00:01:27,617 ikaw ay isang lumuwalhating secretarya 58 00:01:27,617 --> 00:01:28,629 kaya isulat mo to 59 00:01:28,629 --> 00:01:29,681 begat deez nutz 60 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:31,818 si Santa Claus ay pupunta sa bayan 61 00:01:31,818 --> 00:01:34,058 masyadong madrama sa Israe-L B C 62 00:01:34,058 --> 00:01:35,591 masyadong mahirap kausapin ng directa 63 00:01:35,591 --> 00:01:37,243 kay G O single D 64 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:38,147 bigay mo sakin ang aking chisel 65 00:01:38,147 --> 00:01:39,895 meron akong bagong iuutos sa inyong lahat 66 00:01:39,895 --> 00:01:41,269 wag nyong ipapayagan ang mga bata 67 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,896 na umupo sa kandungan ng matandang lalaki sa mall 68 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:44,111 papaluin kita ng sampung beses 69 00:01:44,111 --> 00:01:45,746 bago ang tinapay ang gumising sayo dummy 70 00:01:45,746 --> 00:01:46,834 at umalis sa lugar 71 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,449 ng aking milk and honies 72 00:01:48,449 --> 00:01:49,858 sino nanalo? 73 00:01:49,858 --> 00:01:51,147 sinong susunod? 74 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:52,657 ikaw ang magdesiyon