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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.40,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flotte kapper, Obi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gått for mange dager i sola
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.14,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slutt å preke kompis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lær horden din å ha det litt gøy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeg kommer med lykke vært år
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeg symboliserer glede
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du symboliserer sandaler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.93,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og et tarvelig skjegg
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeg er fra Nordpolen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.43,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,det er derfor versene mine er så kalde
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mine vers er diamanter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men her kommer jeg med reint kull
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du har vært en slem gutt,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.50,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du bragte en pest av frosker
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du blit nok nødt til å arrestere deg selv,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.29,0:00:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du brøt dine egne lover;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eller var det noe i bud seks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.84,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,som jeg misforstod?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lista mi sier drepte en egyptisk dude,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,begravde ham i sand
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeg leste boka di,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.89,0:00:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du har en streng religion-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,null bacon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men obligatorisk omskjæring?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeg er en leende gælemage av en kjempe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gir bort julegaver
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.40,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men alt det utvalgte folk får
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,til Jul er sjalusi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,når jeg stod høy på fjellet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,så fortale Gud meg om verdens hemmeligheter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men han nevnte aldri
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en feit Bestefarsmurf
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,det trengs ni reinsdyr
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for å frakte den feite ræva di
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du tok Jesus ut av julaften
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.16,0:00:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og la til fett og kaker
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.48,0:01:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du er nødt til å slutte å bryte deg
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i hus og snike rundt
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og kikke på slemme unger
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mens de sover
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og hold fingrene unna strømpen min
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ikke le av meg
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeg deler ræva di i to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.84,0:01:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,som jeg delte Rødehavet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.05,0:01:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du er ingen helgen, du er en slavedriver
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.47,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en farao i snøen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stopp med ubetalt arbeid
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og la mitt lille folk gå
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vi ække slaver!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.93,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All den sanden har gjort hodet ditt mykt!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jeg tror du burde slutte å røyke
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all den brennende busken.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja vi er magiske arbeidere, kompis!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vi henger med reinsdyr!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, her er en GPS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.65,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hvem går seg vill i førti år?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.03,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du er en oppskrytt sekretær
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,så skriv dette ned
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.63,0:01:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sjekk disse nøttene;
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Julenissen kommer til by'n.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.82,0:01:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,så mye drama i Israe-L F.KR
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.06,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,det er litt komplisert å snakke direkte
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.59,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,til G-U enkel D.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gi meg meiselen,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,her kommer et nytt bud til alle sammen;
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,du skal ikke la barn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitte på en voksen manns fang i kjøpesentret.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.90,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeg slår deg ti ganger
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,før brødet stiger, tulling
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og vandrer avgårdet til landet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.83,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,av min melk og mine hunnies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.45,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hvem vant?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hvem blir de neste?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.15,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Du bestemmer.