WEBVTT 00:00:10.402 --> 00:00:11.618 Lijepe prnje, Obi 00:00:11.618 --> 00:00:13.143 Wan-previše dana na suncu 00:00:13.143 --> 00:00:14.212 prestani propovijedati, frende 00:00:14.212 --> 00:00:15.841 nauči svoje jato da pokriju malo zabave 00:00:15.841 --> 00:00:17.131 Ja donosim sreću svake godine 00:00:17.131 --> 00:00:18.622 čovječe, ja predstavljam veselje 00:00:18.622 --> 00:00:19.929 ti predstavljaš sandale 00:00:19.929 --> 00:00:21.173 i lošu bradu 00:00:21.173 --> 00:00:22.432 Ja sam sa Sjevernog pola 00:00:22.432 --> 00:00:24.398 zato su mi rime tako hladne 00:00:24.398 --> 00:00:25.317 Ja pljujem dijamante 00:00:25.317 --> 00:00:27.084 ali serviram i malo svježeg ugljena 00:00:27.084 --> 00:00:28.501 Bio si zločesti dečko 00:00:28.501 --> 00:00:29.925 donio si kugu žaba 00:00:29.925 --> 00:00:31.288 rađe se sam uhiti 00:00:31.288 --> 00:00:32.601 prekršio si svoj vlastiti zakon 00:00:32.601 --> 00:00:33.842 ili je bilo nešto u šestoj zapovijedi 00:00:33.842 --> 00:00:35.226 što nisam razumio 00:00:35.226 --> 00:00:36.740 moja lista kaže "ubio Egipćanina 00:00:36.740 --> 00:00:37.939 -zakopao ga u pijesku" 00:00:37.939 --> 00:00:38.890 Pročitao sam tu tvoju knjigu 00:00:38.890 --> 00:00:40.282 imaš strogu religiju 00:00:40.282 --> 00:00:41.406 nema slanine? 00:00:41.406 --> 00:00:42.876 ali obavezno obrezivanje 00:00:42.876 --> 00:00:44.206 Ja sam kao sretna zdjela želea 00:00:44.206 --> 00:00:45.399 dajem božićne poklone 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:46.795 ali sve što svi odabrani ljudi za Božić ikad dobiju 00:00:46.795 --> 00:00:48.163 je samo ljubomora 00:00:49.337 --> 00:00:50.733 Kada sam bio visoko na planini 00:00:50.733 --> 00:00:52.315 Bog je razotkrio tajne Zemlje 00:00:52.315 --> 00:00:53.240 ali nikad nije spomenuo 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:54.651 debelog Papa Štrumpfa 00:00:54.651 --> 00:00:55.864 potrebno je čak devet sobova 00:00:55.864 --> 00:00:56.954 da otegle tvoju debelu guzicu 00:00:56.954 --> 00:00:58.164 maknuo si Krista iz Božića 00:00:58.164 --> 00:00:59.476 i samo dodao još mase 00:00:59.476 --> 00:01:00.562 trebaš prestati provaljivati 00:01:00.562 --> 00:01:01.605 u kuće i skrivati se 00:01:01.605 --> 00:01:02.948 i gledati zločestu dječicu 00:01:02.948 --> 00:01:03.672 kada spavaju 00:01:03.672 --> 00:01:05.048 i drži svoje ruke dalje od moje čarape 00:01:05.048 --> 00:01:06.258 nemoj ti meni Ho Ho 00:01:06.258 --> 00:01:07.845 podijelit ću te na pola 00:01:07.845 --> 00:01:09.053 kao što sam napravio i sa Crvenim morem 00:01:09.053 --> 00:01:10.470 ti nisi svetac, ti si rob 00:01:10.470 --> 00:01:12.035 kao faraon u snijegu 00:01:12.035 --> 00:01:13.679 prestani sa neplaćenim radom 00:01:13.679 --> 00:01:15.222 i pusti moje ljude neka odu 00:01:15.222 --> 00:01:15.929 mi nismo robovi 00:01:15.929 --> 00:01:17.535 sav taj pijesak ti je pretvorio mozak u kašu 00:01:17.535 --> 00:01:19.379 mislim da trebaš prestati pušiti 00:01:19.379 --> 00:01:20.598 sav taj gorući grm 00:01:20.598 --> 00:01:22.205 Pa da, mi smo magični radnici 00:01:22.205 --> 00:01:23.272 družimo se sa sobovima 00:01:23.272 --> 00:01:24.653 yo evo ti GPS 00:01:24.653 --> 00:01:26.029 tko se izgubi na 40 godina? 00:01:26.029 --> 00:01:27.617 ti si posvećena tajnica 00:01:27.617 --> 00:01:28.629 pa zapiši ovo 00:01:28.629 --> 00:01:29.681 pripremite se 00:01:29.681 --> 00:01:31.818 Djeda Mraz dolazi u grad 00:01:31.818 --> 00:01:34.058 toliko drame u Izraelu prije Krista 00:01:34.058 --> 00:01:35.591 Nekako je teško je pričati izravno 00:01:35.591 --> 00:01:37.243 sa B O jedinim G 00:01:37.243 --> 00:01:38.147 daj mi moju ploču 00:01:38.147 --> 00:01:39.895 imam novu zapovjed za sve vas 00:01:39.895 --> 00:01:41.269 da se ne dopušta djeci da 00:01:41.269 --> 00:01:42.896 sjede u krilu odraslog čovjeka u dućanu 00:01:42.896 --> 00:01:44.111 Prebit ću te deset puta 00:01:44.111 --> 00:01:45.746 prije nego te kruh podigne, glupane, 00:01:45.746 --> 00:01:46.834 i odhodat ću u zemlju 00:01:46.834 --> 00:01:48.449 mog meda i mlijeka 00:01:48.449 --> 00:01:49.858 Tko je pobjedio? 00:01:49.858 --> 00:01:51.147 Tko je sljedeći? 00:01:51.147 --> 00:01:52.657 TI ODLUČI!