1 00:00:10,402 --> 00:00:11,618 Lijepe prnje, Obi 2 00:00:11,618 --> 00:00:13,143 Wan-previše dana na suncu 3 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,212 prestani propovijedati, frende 4 00:00:14,212 --> 00:00:15,841 nauči svoje jato da pokriju malo zabave 5 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,131 Ja donosim sreću svake godine 6 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:18,622 čovječe, ja predstavljam veselje 7 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:19,929 ti predstavljaš sandale 8 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:21,173 i lošu bradu 9 00:00:21,173 --> 00:00:22,432 Ja sam sa Sjevernog pola 10 00:00:22,432 --> 00:00:24,398 zato su mi rime tako hladne 11 00:00:24,398 --> 00:00:25,317 Ja pljujem dijamante 12 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,084 ali serviram i malo svježeg ugljena 13 00:00:27,084 --> 00:00:28,501 Bio si zločesti dečko 14 00:00:28,501 --> 00:00:29,925 donio si kugu žaba 15 00:00:29,925 --> 00:00:31,288 rađe se sam uhiti 16 00:00:31,288 --> 00:00:32,601 prekršio si svoj vlastiti zakon 17 00:00:32,601 --> 00:00:33,842 ili je bilo nešto u šestoj zapovijedi 18 00:00:33,842 --> 00:00:35,226 što nisam razumio 19 00:00:35,226 --> 00:00:36,740 moja lista kaže "ubio Egipćanina 20 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:37,939 -zakopao ga u pijesku" 21 00:00:37,939 --> 00:00:38,890 Pročitao sam tu tvoju knjigu 22 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:40,282 imaš strogu religiju 23 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:41,406 nema slanine? 24 00:00:41,406 --> 00:00:42,876 ali obavezno obrezivanje 25 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,206 Ja sam kao sretna zdjela želea 26 00:00:44,206 --> 00:00:45,399 dajem božićne poklone 27 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:46,795 ali sve što svi odabrani ljudi za Božić ikad dobiju 28 00:00:46,795 --> 00:00:48,163 je samo ljubomora 29 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:50,733 Kada sam bio visoko na planini 30 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:52,315 Bog je razotkrio tajne Zemlje 31 00:00:52,315 --> 00:00:53,240 ali nikad nije spomenuo 32 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,651 debelog Papa Štrumpfa 33 00:00:54,651 --> 00:00:55,864 potrebno je čak devet sobova 34 00:00:55,864 --> 00:00:56,954 da otegle tvoju debelu guzicu 35 00:00:56,954 --> 00:00:58,164 maknuo si Krista iz Božića 36 00:00:58,164 --> 00:00:59,476 i samo dodao još mase 37 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,562 trebaš prestati provaljivati 38 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:01,605 u kuće i skrivati se 39 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:02,948 i gledati zločestu dječicu 40 00:01:02,948 --> 00:01:03,672 kada spavaju 41 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,048 i drži svoje ruke dalje od moje čarape 42 00:01:05,048 --> 00:01:06,258 nemoj ti meni Ho Ho 43 00:01:06,258 --> 00:01:07,845 podijelit ću te na pola 44 00:01:07,845 --> 00:01:09,053 kao što sam napravio i sa Crvenim morem 45 00:01:09,053 --> 00:01:10,470 ti nisi svetac, ti si rob 46 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,035 kao faraon u snijegu 47 00:01:12,035 --> 00:01:13,679 prestani sa neplaćenim radom 48 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:15,222 i pusti moje ljude neka odu 49 00:01:15,222 --> 00:01:15,929 mi nismo robovi 50 00:01:15,929 --> 00:01:17,535 sav taj pijesak ti je pretvorio mozak u kašu 51 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,379 mislim da trebaš prestati pušiti 52 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,598 sav taj gorući grm 53 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:22,205 Pa da, mi smo magični radnici 54 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:23,272 družimo se sa sobovima 55 00:01:23,272 --> 00:01:24,653 yo evo ti GPS 56 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:26,029 tko se izgubi na 40 godina? 57 00:01:26,029 --> 00:01:27,617 ti si posvećena tajnica 58 00:01:27,617 --> 00:01:28,629 pa zapiši ovo 59 00:01:28,629 --> 00:01:29,681 pripremite se 60 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:31,818 Djeda Mraz dolazi u grad 61 00:01:31,818 --> 00:01:34,058 toliko drame u Izraelu prije Krista 62 00:01:34,058 --> 00:01:35,591 Nekako je teško je pričati izravno 63 00:01:35,591 --> 00:01:37,243 sa B O jedinim G 64 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:38,147 daj mi moju ploču 65 00:01:38,147 --> 00:01:39,895 imam novu zapovjed za sve vas 66 00:01:39,895 --> 00:01:41,269 da se ne dopušta djeci da 67 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,896 sjede u krilu odraslog čovjeka u dućanu 68 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:44,111 Prebit ću te deset puta 69 00:01:44,111 --> 00:01:45,746 prije nego te kruh podigne, glupane, 70 00:01:45,746 --> 00:01:46,834 i odhodat ću u zemlju 71 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,449 mog meda i mlijeka 72 00:01:48,449 --> 00:01:49,858 Tko je pobjedio? 73 00:01:49,858 --> 00:01:51,147 Tko je sljedeći? 74 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:52,657 TI ODLUČI!