Achhe kapde hain Obi

Suraj mein ek din zyada ho gaya kya?

Bakwas band karo nakli Rumi

Apne dal ke liye nahi hai koi daya kya!?

Main har saal khushi lata hoon

Main khushiyaan hi dikhlata hoon

Tum dikhate ho chappal

Iskey baad mai tumhe dardi banana sikhata hoon

Main aaya Noth Pole se

Isliye shabd mere itne thande

Main heere thookta hoon

Lekin tumhare liye koyla, kyunki tum ho bacche gande

Tum bade badmash ho

Mendakon ka toophan laye

Khud ko hi jail mein daal do

Aakhir yeh kanoon tum hi ne toh hain banaye

Ya phir chhate niyam mein kuch aisa tha

Jo mere samajh nahi aaya?

Yahan pe toh likha hai tumne Egyptian ko mara

Aur usey ret mein hi dafnaya!

Kitaab paid hai Maine tumhari

Kafi kathin dharm hai

Maas khana mana hai

Par lund katwana tumhara karm hai!

Main toh khush mithayi ka dabba hoon

Chhutiyon ke taufe sab ko deta

Lekin tumhare dharm ke log is samay

Itna jalte hain beta.