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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.40,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,magandang suotan, Obi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wan-maraming-araw sa araw
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.14,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tigilan mo ang pag-preach
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turuan mong magpalipas ng inip
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dinadala ko lahat ng tuwa bawat taon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pare, nirerepresenta ko ang cheer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meron ka lang tsinelas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.93,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at ang bigoteng iyan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ako'y Taga-North Pole
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.43,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kaya ang tugma ko'y malamig
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maganda ang pagrap ko
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero meron akong uling
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malikot kang bata ka
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.50,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dinala mo ang mga palaka
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arestaduhin mo sarili mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.29,0:00:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sinira mo ang iyong batas, ah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o mayroon ba sa pang6 na batas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.84,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na hindi ko naintindihan?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lista ko'y sabi pinatay ang Egyptian
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nilibing sa lupa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nabasa ko ang libro mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.89,0:00:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mahigpit ang relihiyon mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walang bacon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero sirkumsisyo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ako'y matabang makata't
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagbibigay ng regalo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.40,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lahat ng piling tao lang
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makukuha sa Pasko'y selos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noong ako'y nasa taas ng bundok
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ipinakita ng Diyos ang totoo ng mundo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero wala Siyang sinabing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'sang matabang Papa Smurf
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kailanga'y 9 reindeer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para hilahin kang mataba
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tinanggal mo ang Kristo sa Pasko
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.16,0:00:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at dinagdagan mo ng taba
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.48,0:01:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wag ka nang sumingit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pumilip sa bahay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sumilip sa mga salbaheng bata
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,habang natutulog
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at tanggalin mo ang kamay mo sa aking\Nstocking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wag ka mag-Ho Ho sa'kin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hahatiin kita sa dalawa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.84,0:01:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gaya ng nagawa ko sa Red Sea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.05,0:01:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hindi ka santo ika'y mangangalipin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.47,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parang Pharaoh sa lamig
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tumigil ka sa abusado
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pakawalan mo ang aking mga tao
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hindi kami mga alipin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.93,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dahil sa lahat ng buhanging 'yan ay nawawala ka na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Payo ko, wag mong i-yosi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lahat ng 'yang sunog na bush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kami'y magical na mananrabaho
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tumatabay kami sa mga reindeer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o, ito, GPS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.65,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sino bang nawawala ng 40 na taon?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.03,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sekretario ka,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sulatan mo to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.63,0:01:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nutz ni Santa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Claus, Maligayang Pasko
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.82,0:01:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maraming drama sa Israe-L B. C.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.06,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mahirap talagang makiusap
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.59,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si D' I Y O S Ama
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pakibigay ang aking panukol
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meron akong komandamento para sa inyo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wag mong ipalagay ang iyong anak
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na upuan niya ang mga matatanda sa mga mall
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.90,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sisiraan kita sampung beses
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bago mauunahan ka, dummy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at lumakad sa lupa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.83,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ng aking gatas at prutas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.45,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sino'ng nanalo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sino ang Susunod?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.15,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ikaw mag pasiya!