1 00:00:10,402 --> 00:00:11,618 magandang suotan, Obi 2 00:00:11,618 --> 00:00:13,143 Wan-maraming-araw sa araw 3 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,212 tigilan mo ang pag-preach 4 00:00:14,212 --> 00:00:15,841 turuan mong magpalipas ng inip 5 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,131 Dinadala ko lahat ng tuwa bawat taon 6 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:18,622 pare, nirerepresenta ko ang cheer 7 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:19,929 meron ka lang tsinelas 8 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:21,173 at ang bigoteng iyan 9 00:00:21,173 --> 00:00:22,432 Ako'y Taga-North Pole 10 00:00:22,432 --> 00:00:24,398 kaya ang tugma ko'y malamig 11 00:00:24,398 --> 00:00:25,317 Maganda ang pagrap ko 12 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,084 pero meron akong uling 13 00:00:27,084 --> 00:00:28,501 Malikot kang bata ka 14 00:00:28,501 --> 00:00:29,925 Dinala mo ang mga palaka 15 00:00:29,925 --> 00:00:31,288 Arestaduhin mo sarili mo 16 00:00:31,288 --> 00:00:32,601 Sinira mo ang iyong batas, ah 17 00:00:32,601 --> 00:00:33,842 o mayroon ba sa pang6 na batas 18 00:00:33,842 --> 00:00:35,226 na hindi ko naintindihan? 19 00:00:35,226 --> 00:00:36,740 lista ko'y sabi pinatay ang Egyptian 20 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:37,939 nilibing sa lupa 21 00:00:37,939 --> 00:00:38,890 nabasa ko ang libro mo 22 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:40,282 mahigpit ang relihiyon mo 23 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:41,406 walang bacon? 24 00:00:41,406 --> 00:00:42,876 pero sirkumsisyo 25 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,206 Ako'y matabang makata't 26 00:00:44,206 --> 00:00:45,399 nagbibigay ng regalo 27 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:46,795 lahat ng piling tao lang 28 00:00:46,795 --> 00:00:48,163 makukuha sa Pasko'y selos 29 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:50,733 Noong ako'y nasa taas ng bundok 30 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:52,315 Ipinakita ng Diyos ang totoo ng mundo 31 00:00:52,315 --> 00:00:53,240 pero wala Siyang sinabing 32 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,651 'sang matabang Papa Smurf 33 00:00:54,651 --> 00:00:55,864 Kailanga'y 9 reindeer 34 00:00:55,864 --> 00:00:56,954 para hilahin kang mataba 35 00:00:56,954 --> 00:00:58,164 Tinanggal mo ang Kristo sa Pasko 36 00:00:58,164 --> 00:00:59,476 at dinagdagan mo ng taba 37 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,562 Wag ka nang sumingit 38 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:01,605 pumilip sa bahay 39 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:02,948 sumilip sa mga salbaheng bata 40 00:01:02,948 --> 00:01:03,672 habang natutulog 41 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,048 at tanggalin mo ang kamay mo sa aking stocking 42 00:01:05,048 --> 00:01:06,258 Wag ka mag-Ho Ho sa'kin 43 00:01:06,258 --> 00:01:07,845 hahatiin kita sa dalawa 44 00:01:07,845 --> 00:01:09,053 gaya ng nagawa ko sa Red Sea 45 00:01:09,053 --> 00:01:10,470 Hindi ka santo ika'y mangangalipin 46 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,035 parang Pharaoh sa lamig 47 00:01:12,035 --> 00:01:13,679 tumigil ka sa abusado 48 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:15,222 pakawalan mo ang aking mga tao 49 00:01:15,222 --> 00:01:15,929 Hindi kami mga alipin 50 00:01:15,929 --> 00:01:17,535 Dahil sa lahat ng buhanging 'yan ay nawawala ka na 51 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,379 Payo ko, wag mong i-yosi 52 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,598 lahat ng 'yang sunog na bush 53 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:22,205 kami'y magical na mananrabaho 54 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:23,272 tumatabay kami sa mga reindeer 55 00:01:23,272 --> 00:01:24,653 o, ito, GPS 56 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:26,029 Sino bang nawawala ng 40 na taon? 57 00:01:26,029 --> 00:01:27,617 Sekretario ka, 58 00:01:27,617 --> 00:01:28,629 sulatan mo to 59 00:01:28,629 --> 00:01:29,681 Nutz ni Santa 60 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:31,818 Claus, Maligayang Pasko 61 00:01:31,818 --> 00:01:34,058 maraming drama sa Israe-L B. C. 62 00:01:34,058 --> 00:01:35,591 mahirap talagang makiusap 63 00:01:35,591 --> 00:01:37,243 si D' I Y O S Ama 64 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:38,147 Pakibigay ang aking panukol 65 00:01:38,147 --> 00:01:39,895 Meron akong komandamento para sa inyo 66 00:01:39,895 --> 00:01:41,269 Wag mong ipalagay ang iyong anak 67 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,896 na upuan niya ang mga matatanda sa mga mall 68 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:44,111 Sisiraan kita sampung beses 69 00:01:44,111 --> 00:01:45,746 bago mauunahan ka, dummy 70 00:01:45,746 --> 00:01:46,834 at lumakad sa lupa 71 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,449 ng aking gatas at prutas 72 00:01:48,449 --> 00:01:49,858 sino'ng nanalo 73 00:01:49,858 --> 00:01:51,147 Sino ang Susunod? 74 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:52,657 Ikaw mag pasiya!