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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.40,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sweet robes, Obi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wan-too-many days in the sun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.14,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop preaching homie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,teach your flock to covet some fun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bring joy every year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man I represent cheer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you represent sandals
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.93,0:00:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a scraggly beard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.17,0:00:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm from the North Pole
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.43,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's why my rhymes are so cold
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I spit diamonds
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.32,0:00:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm serving up some fresh coal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you been a naughty boy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.50,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you brought a plague of frogs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you best arrest yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.29,0:00:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you broke your own law
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.60,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or was there something in rule six
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.84,0:00:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.23,0:00:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my list says killed Egyptian dude
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buried him in sand
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I read your book
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.89,0:00:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a strict religion
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no bacon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but mandatory circumcision
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a jolly bowl a jelly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giving holiday presents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.40,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but all the chosen people ever get
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Christmas is jealous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I was high upon the mountain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.73,0:00:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God revealed the truths of the Earth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he never mentioned
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fat ass Papa Smurf
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it takes nine reindeers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to haul your fat ass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you took the Christ outta Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.16,0:00:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just added more mass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.48,0:01:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to stop breaking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into houses and creeping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and peeping on naughty kids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while they sleeping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and keep your hands off my stocking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.05,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't you Ho Ho me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll split your ass in half
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.84,0:01:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like I did the Red Sea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.05,0:01:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you ain't a saint you a slaver
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.47,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a pharaoh in the snow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop with the unpaid labor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let my little people go
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we ain't slaves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.93,0:01:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all that sand turned your brains to mush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you need to stop smoking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all that burning bush
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah we're magical workers man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we hang with reindeers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo here's a GPS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.65,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who gets lost for 40 years?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.03,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a glorified secretary
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so write this down
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.63,0:01:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,begat deez nutz
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santa Claus is coming to town
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.82,0:01:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so much drama in the Israe-L B C
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.06,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's kinda hard talking directly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.59,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the G O single D
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hand me my chisel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a new commandizzle for y'all
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thou shalt not let children
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit on a grown man's lap at the mall
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.90,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll beat you ten times
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the bread can rise you dummy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and walk off into the land
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.83,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of my milk and honies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.45,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.15,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you decide