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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.31,0:00:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Amish Paradise"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.62,0:00:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.47,0:00:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.49,0:00:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.96,0:00:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.94,0:00:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.04,0:00:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.63,0:00:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.13,0:00:37.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.01,0:00:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.72,0:00:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.82,0:00:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.81,0:00:49.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.29,0:00:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We been spending most our lives\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.97,0:01:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've churned butter once or twice\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.72,0:01:06.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard work and sacrifice\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.61,0:01:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We sell quilts at discount price\NLiving in an Amish paradise\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.45,0:01:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.21,0:01:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.28,0:01:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.66,0:01:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.79,0:01:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.69,0:01:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.76,0:01:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.51,0:01:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.06,0:01:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.41,0:01:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.51,0:01:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.51,0:01:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're just technologically impaired
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.04,0:01:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.08,0:01:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a single luxury
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.16,0:01:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like Robinson Crusoe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.03,0:01:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's as primitive as can be
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.33,0:02:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We been spending most our lives\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.13,0:02:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're just plain and simple guys\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.01,0:02:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no time for sin and vice\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.04,0:02:23.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't fight, we all play nice\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.01,0:02:25.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.63,0:02:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.56,0:02:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.29,0:02:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.48,0:02:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.26,0:02:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.58,0:02:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.71,0:02:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.28,0:02:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We been spending most our lives\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.01,0:02:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all crazy Mennonites\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.79,0:03:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no cops or traffic lights\NLiving in an Amish paradise
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.69,0:03:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you'd probably think it bites\NLiving in an Amish paradise