-(GRUNTS) -(GASPS)
What? Where?
Whoa, foot is asleep.
Ah, pins and needles! (GROANS)
-SILAS: Good afternoon, Mr. Gru. -Eh.
I apologize in our methods in getting you here.
I don't. (CHUCKLES) I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
I am not gonna lie. I enjoyed that.
Every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually.
That's enough, Agent Wilde.
-Sorry. -Okay, this is bogus!
(CHUCKLES)
I don't know who you people think you are, but...
We are the Anti-Villain League.
An ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.
Rob a bank, we're not interested. Kill someone, not our deal.
But you want to melt the polar ice caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,
or even steal the Moon...
Then we notice.
First of all, you got no proof that I did that.
Second, after I did do that, I put it back!
We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru. That's why we brought you here.
I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
(SNORTS) Bottom.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Hilarious. (SIGHS)
Agent Wilde?
Oh, me now? Ah.
Um, recently, an entire top-secret lab disappeared from the Arctic Circle.
Yeah, the entire lab, just... (IMITATES WHOOSHING)
-Gone. Where did it go? -I don't care.
Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments involving PX-41, a transmutation serum.
What is PX-41, you ask? Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
-(GROANS) -(BOTH YELP)
BOTH: Ah!
-(GROWLS) -(YELLS)
(ALL GROANING)
Huh, you usually don't see that in bunnies.
As you can see, in the wrong hands, the PX-41 serum
could be the most devastating weapon on Earth.
(GRUNTS)
Fortunately, it has a very distinct chemical footprint.
And using the latest chem-tracking technology,
we found traces of it, in the Paradise Mall.
(SCOFFS) A mall?
Precisely. And we believe that one of these
shop owners is a master criminal.
And that's where you come in.
As an ex-villain, you know how a villain thinks, how a villain acts.
The plan is to set you up undercover at a shop in a mall, where hopefully...
Okay, I see where this is going,
with all the Mission: Impossible stuff, but no. No!
I'm a father now. And a legitimate businessman.
I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.
(CHUCKLING)
"Jams and jellies"?
Oh, attitude! That's right!
So thanks, but no, thanks.
And here's a tip. Instead of tasing people and kidnapping them,
maybe you should just give them a call!
-Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt. -Ramsbottom.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah, like that's any better.
-(CHUCKLING) -Hello. (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)